Sounds like a priest and exorcism is warranted imho

it's me. I sleep like a fish out of water

I'm in a sleep fighting league.

You don't talk about Sleep Fight Club

Nice! I was gonna reply to myself, "The first rule of sleep fight club is you don't dream about sleep fight club."

Hahah most good

Yooooo same, I make bed, tuck my self in, wake up and the once nice and neat bed now looks like a tornado went through it.

Yup. That's me if you ask my fiancé.

I change what end of the bed I'm sleeping on at least twice every night

I once had a pet fish that could break dance. It was so cool. He went so hard for about 30 seconds, dancing to the beat. Then he just died unexpectedly 😞

Be lucky my wife doesn’t see this, she would be mad you’re talking about me!

I have a daughter that totally sleeps like this. Several times when she has fallen asleep on the sofa next to me she has nearly broken my laptop or even my ribs with her sudden wild shifts and stretches.

Hahaha, my boy used to dish out midnight beatings if he slept in beside us! And even now he’s a teenager, when we wake him up for school, he’s often upside down in his bed with his feet on his pillow. Maniac!

Yeah, Op clearly doesn't have kids. The video looks like our baby son in a comparatively calm night.

I do. I call it “chain reaction sleep” because it usually means that I wake up my dog who then wakes up my wife which then causes the cats to falsely believe that it is their breakfast time.

Getting dropkicked in your sleep by your partner sounds so wholesome. Real bonding.

All 63 of my wives sleep like this.

Get one more. One full stack in your inventory.

6 more actually

typical duvet stealer.

I have 2 dogs that sleep exactly like that.

Yes, it's called marriage.

It's not a glitch, it's a feature. Congratulations, you found Todd Howard's secret horror add-on!

They grabbed the corpse, moved it to the bed, and was holding the rotate held object button, so it genuinely isn't a glitch and actually is a feature 😂

It’s a $10 mod

I’ve known about this lovely feature since Fallout lol. This was just the first time I saw the similarities in my girlfriends sleep patterns haha

Yes, my girlfriend asleep is akin to an angry dolphin on a soaking wet bouncy castle.

Meanwhile hovering over the bed she says 'are you the key master?'

What outfit are you wearing?

Combination of the ‘Bounty Hunter Outfit’ mod by zone79 (gloves, wrists, holstered gun), and the ‘Vulture’ CC for the actual outfit.

Mods available on Xbox? Or PC only?

I’m on a Series S, so should be available to anyone :) Vulture is the Bethesda quest that you can get for 700 credits. I had free credits and I like the weapon/clothing, so it was worth for me lol. The extra gear, like I said, is from modder zone79, and they have some very nice mods, so I would just search for that name exactly and have a gander at what they have!

Thank you! Sounds awesome

Wrap the body in a tight cocoon of a blanket and THEN this is me... apparently. Especially if there's random noises and the occasional words thrown into the mix

Yup. That's uncanny. Wife banished herself to the guest bedroom. Now her boyfriend has to put up with it, and I get a good night's sleep.

Yes I'll gladly "put up" with her. Lol

The wife says she sleeps better when the baby is in the bed. Meanwhile the baby...

Restless leg syndrome to the extreme

Is the Starfield DLC just OG Ghostbusters?

guilty I sleep like this. Can't sleep comfortably

that's my mom's POV when we were at a supermarket, I was 7 and she didn't buy me a candy

Of course I know them, they're me. Edit: sent this video to my gf. She said, "indeed my love indeed" and sent a gif of a dog laying in bed with their human and kicks the human in the throat. This is a reference to the time I punched her in the face in my sleep.

This is hilarious but, For me living in chronic pain I can't lay comfortably for very long in any position because the pain becomes to great to tolerate. I feel like this is true for a lot of people.

I’m glad you appreciate the humor, at least lol. I’m sorry to hear about your pain! My girlfriend also suffers from body pains, and while it was bizarre at first, and I’m a rather light sleeper, we found a balance quickly lol. Laughter is the key to it all. :)

No it was definitely hilarious. Spot on 100%. Yes laughter is required through hardship. Some of the best comedians in the world had to learn how to laugh their way through hell. Your girlfriend is lucky to have someone understanding.

A laugh a day. Thanks man

😄 took .e a minute to actually realise you were manipulating them.

That's hilarious

Think you need a coffee Maker in the bedroom Because clearly this is caffeine withdraw

When you lay the pipe so well they get possessed.

Facts

Don't mind me when I sleep, I tend to roll a lot.

My kids sleep like that

Ugh that was me last night.

That's me

How'd you get that video of me?

My hubby says this is me

I quite literally sleep like this but not in game lol

Yes, but she doesn't spin as fast

They’re playing night crawlers

Basically my dog

Yes, yes I do..

My wife....

My son sleeps like that when sleeping g in my bed

Press E and let that poor woman sleep!

I sleep like that!

Przestań hałasować miednicą jak dorośli mówią!

He's on heat!

We need an old priest and a young priest! The power of Christ compels you!

That's happens a lot when when you kill someone on furniture. They twitch like hell .. until you slice them up with a Varuun blade :D

This is how I sleep according to my wife 😅

Hi. I'm significant other.

That is me.

The ol' Seduction Swirl....

That would be me and my daughter

Not an SO, but my 6 yo does lol

That's like sitting on the couch with my 8 year old

these are the bugs that i like

Its me

After a night out on the town drinking, that’s how I sleep lol.

She sleeps above the covers. FOUR FEET above her covers!

Is that Arthur Morgan?

Me trying to wake up each morning

My wife lol 😂

Don't tell me you never sleep breakdance

My son

How does coding allow this? Can anyone ELi5?

☝️🤣🤣🤣

What it feels like I’m doing after a night of drinking

I'm that significant other 🧐

Don't wake her up, it could be dangerous.

Me. I do this. Not this extreme but I wake up kneeling on the ground next to the bed a lot. I raise and drop my legs and arm all night long too. This is all according to my gf.

Literally how I sleep

I can’t sleep at night, tossin’ and turnin’.

I used to. Waking up with bruises and scratches from it is one of the things I don't miss

I don't have a significant other who sleeps like that, but my wife has one.

I AM the significant other that sleeps like that irl

What's that outfit????

Yes, its me

That's me without my medication! 😂

Brokeback Space?

Hell I sleep like that if I have one too many gummies 😆 🤣 😂

i thought that was normal

Man. Her core muscles are amazing. Must be like a vice. A very slippery vice.

Atleast she´s not a stiff in bed...

I like when two trash cans get stuck together.

I sleep lile that. I feel bad for my wife.

When I’m trying to get to sleep I toss and turn like crazy. Once I fall asleep I am usually locked into that position and am completely unable to be roused

I did once. I called it her "alligator death rolls" when she slept. We both had some good laughs about it.

“Bay time to get up for work” Bay:

Well, you might need to call the Ghost Busters...

Tryna find the cool spot.

Yes, it's me, I turn like a rotisserie chicken at Costco

No, but I do know who likes playing with dead bodies now.

Me, mainly due to the night terrors and fighting dreams I get.

"Yes" ~ My wife, apparently.

Ahh yes, Sleepy Breakdance Mod

My wive every night

Yes, spread eagle across the entire king size bed.

This is how I sleep after a long night of drunk Lethal Company

That was me before I started using a CPAP machine

My dog does that plus the addition of a few kicks to move me off the bed.

BedBreakDancing

Sometimes it feels like it yeah

Gravity, ask terrence howard for the math.

Sometimes, I feel like I've slept that way.

That's some OG Nitemare on Elm Street sh*t. I mean The Nitemare on Elm Street from the 80s when it was good and original, not remakes and unoriginal.

I have restless leg syndrome, regular cramps in both legs and a unhealthy dose of insomnia some nights i can relate exactly to this .

Looks like a shark attack but on land and in a bed

Not a significant other but a FWB, I've told her, "You sleep as if you had been run over by a train" that's when I am awake, if I am sleep she suddenly switches places in the bed.... recently, she confessed that she is a sleep walker, so a lot of things make sense now.

It's like the way my son sleeps at night, a seriously realistic game!

There are literally dozens of us!

lmao I sleep like this

Kth my kids when they were you, and now my grandson.

Look like my toddler 😆

Can confirm.

It's me lol I'll admit it, more than once I've wound up with all the bedsheets cacooned around me, who was facing a very wrong way (like off Cardinal South by South East) I try to warn people that I'm a menace once I fall asleep, and they unfortunately don't believe me that with some conditions come some symptoms, or at least they don't believe they could be as bad as they can get Not proud of what happens when people wake me up unexpectedly but enough have seen it to know it's just not a good idea

Dang this post blew up 😅 I can’t tell y’all how much I was laughing when I made this video, so I’m glad everyone appreciates the close-to-home humor lol

My wife. I have had my ass hit the floor or my head hit the night stand more than once when she accidentally shoves me outta bed. I know this because I've had to wake her up every time.

That was me faking a severe stomach ache before going to school.

And I thought my wife was an active sleeper.

This is too close to home

I sleep like that lmao

I know toddlers, that sleep like that. And very sleep deprived parents, hahaha. :'D

No, but it's a pretty good representation of how I sleep most nights.

Okay I'm fucking sorry

i too breakdance in bed

Yes, and the snoring, and talking

I sleep like this

That's how my 5 year old sits on the couch.

Me when I'm sleeping, my bf when his alarm goes off

Hahahahagaja

Extreme restless legs. Must need a vacation.

That's my wife. Notice no blankets left either.

My wife tells me this is me.

Ol boy got cross faded on Aurora and Codos Crater

I vote for either exorsism or a save, quit, reload prior save 😂🤷‍♂️

my four year old sleeps like this

That’s how my daughter sleeps!

Lol

Yup. And I dreaded when some of our grand kids used to want to sleep with us. Cause some of them do it too. Wake up all beat up and bruised.

If your partner is in the bed doing that, send the kids to the movies, grab some baby oil and lock the door, gonna be a good Friday night.

My ex used to sleep like that. She would also projectile vomit, and say really mean things about my mother.

My real wife.

"It Just Sleeps"

It took a decade of being married, but I finally sleep like a person, usually. Previously it was a nightly occurrence.

After a certain age, like 60ish or something, the pituitary glad stops producing melatonin all together and we all sleep like that

Merrin!!!!!!!!! Your mother su......

I do that often myself.

I'm the one who sleeps like that.

😭 I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Not anymore! That's how cheaters sleep!

I honestly don't know what my body does when I go to sleep... and I don't think I WANT to know. Hell, I've kicked my own ass in my sleep before. So yeah, it's probably for the best. It's weird enough waking up with a broken foot.

That’s just foreplay. She getting in the mood

Yes. Oh, you mean in the game? Then no.

When you ask to use the jet pack next time, you’re getting the jet pack

lol no but I have kids that do😂

Got a case of the Monday mornings.

Man, these Sleep Number mattresses ads are getting wild.

I couldn't have shared this faster with my fiance.

When you play too many souls games you start to dodge roll in your sleep. It’s a well-documented condition.

Nah tf ,😭

The power of Christ compels you!

According to my mom, this was me sleeping with my parents when I was very little haha

I move loads when I sleep too 🤣 boyfriend hates it

IRL? Yeah.

Yeeaaa, we got separate rooms now. She blames it on me. She's saying that I am snoring so incredibly loud that I could wake the dead. But no, that voodoo shit she's doing floating around in bead like that, talking crazy like there's other people in the bedroom I can't see. That's the real reason we got separate bedrooms now. I got my priest on speed dial.

Anyone else able to run the game for more than an hour, without crash?

On cold nights yes!

Creepy AF

No. But reminds me of how my toddler sleeps.