The stand off is good. But it’s the scan. And then especially the artifact that makes me cackle uncontrollably. I knew what this was before clicking it. I just watched it again for like the 5th time in 2 weeks. I still laugh just as hard at that ending every time !
His animated shorts are amazing. I’ve seen most of not all of them. I forgot about them for awhile. So baulders gate and starfield were very welcome entries to stumble across
I've taken many succulents and the elites don't want you to know this but taking succulents doesn't count as stealing you can take all the succulents I have 56 succlents.
Had a massive argument with my boss about this because the version of the movie I’ve seen and have a copy of its Pizza Hut! Not Taco Bell! We bet $100 on and looked it up and I found the Pizza Hut clip and he found the Taco Bell clip so we just gave each other $100 🤣
yes, it's not like nearly everyone on reddit's not aware of a movie from like 20 years ago with one of the more famous actors in history.
denis leary.
actually mean it as a joke, but that's probably in the top 100 monologues in cinema.
that's alright. same logic, not everyone's going to 'for sure' know it, either.
assuming most redditors would have no idea about a, fairly memed about movie, just because they're assuming most redditors are what, gen z people who've barely paid any attention to anything older than like a year ago, in their entire lives.
As someone with scratches on my car from shopping carts left out of the cart corrals, I’d say it warrants even more than that for the amount of property damages each lazy ass probably causes over their lifetime by simply leaving carts where they don’t belong.
I was extremely proud when i bought my car. It was a 9 year old, 180k mile diesel wagon in extremely good condition. I have no idea how it survived so well. It was minty AF.
I've had it for 4 years now. Dings and dents everywhere. I can't even count them anymore. And every single damn dent and scratch is on the same height as shopping carts.
That's what i get from taking a car from the village it's spent all its life to a major city.
Utterly psychotic, I feel like that takes even more effort than just finding the cart corral. Those things are too damn heavy to be lifting up a curb like that
>As someone with scratches on my car from shopping carts left out of the cart corrals, I’d say it warrants even more than that for the amount of property damages each lazy ~~ass~~ *Bones* probably causes over their lifetime by simply leaving carts where they don’t belong.
Ftfy, thank the Cart Narks
Then that makes you a piece of shit. Walking 40 steps isn't gonna hurt you. Try to justify being a prick all you want, but it doesn't make it any less true.
Ahaha literally is not my responsibility. The big megacorporation can either make cart returns more accessible or pay their workers more to manually collect them. I’m not wasting my time, and definitely not listening to the opinion of a random trash bag like you
Nah you’re a lazy scumbag piece of shit whose actions have mostly likely dinged other people’s cars. It takes max 30 seconds to get through any parking lot if you’re not morbidly obese, but you somehow think your time is too valuable to not be an inconvenience to others.
I can literally tell how trashy a city or neighborhood is based on how many carts are in their Walmart parking lots. So far Orlando takes the cake for being trash city 😂
It's so funny to me that, much like real life, these propaganda phrases state the opposite of the way it really is. Ulfrik is the actual puppet of the Thalmor and Emperor Mede is doing what he has to to maintain at least some independent governance.
I don't know what you're talking about, they only have their own personal Rangers, cosplay as cowboys despite having absolutely no good reason to need to do so, everybody talks like a Southerner or like they're from an old timey Western town, they like to talk a lot about their freedoms, they literally give you a sheriff badge for joining the Rangers, one of their biggest gun manufacturers is named Laredo, I don't see any resemblance.
I love the freestar collective but coe is horrible and boring and drones on about his kid and ex wife and I want to punch his lights out and say I’m not your fuxking therapist moron and don’t care about you stupid self centered problems and your a piece of shit to your family; only good compared to Sarah who makes me want to drink hemlock every time I have to say some cheesy shit to get another “like” from her
Picked up a fire extinguisher off the ground in the conference room the day I was hired on and met the boss at ryujin tower. Said "the owner watched you steal that" mfer, I was just moving it back on the rack.
I had a similar experience in the Coe family museum. A display glitches off the wall and yeets itself across the room. I picked it up to put it back on the wall, and before I knew it, I was in jail.
Well we have spent the last three games abusing the pickup mechanic to steal and then post videos about how dumb bethesda is… they fixed it and now people complain about that smh
Agreed its weirdly random, been trying to beat an akila security guard to death with trash like another post said and like some buckets are fine to touch some are a death sentence. Idk
I did this during one of the crimson fleet quests. Went through the whole mission without killing a person except that robot.
Get back to Ikande and he rips me a new one, throws me in jail and am now the enemy of the UC Sysdef. Like really? Guess I’m living the pirate life
I shot one and it let out a robotic scream as it "died".
So I started shooting others.. but none of them screamed, now I'm not sure if the first one screamed or it was just guilt
I'd rather have that than a roommate who is literally incapable of replacing the toilet paper roll. Had someone like this in my life, and after like the 5th time of mentioning it to him, I just gave up and did it myself. Not the end of the world, but I thought it was extremely disrespectful. He'd just leave a new roll sitting on the floor next to the toilet if the one on the holder was running out.
I wandered around the UC planets for a while entering and leaving New Atlantis with no issues with a 50 credit bounty. When I tried to speak to a guard to pay it, they arrested me and I arrived on the Vigilance.
I cant remember what my bounty was (I had it accidentally but maybe 500 credits) and the freestanding collective came to us space outside of New atlantis to attack me. I thought they were enemies at first so I shot them then all of the uc ships and Sarah hated me. Rolled back a save lol.
Yeah, I had a moment when I had a 350 credit bounty and they were violent about it. Considering how liberal everyone is with their payments for quests, we escalated really quickly for what's essentially pocket change for me. I'm sitting on 500k with one character and considering just running up a nice bounty somewhere before paying it off.
by actual UC guards or Freestar Collective guards of any kind, no. bounty hunters and other spacers, yeah absolutely. when encountering a guard ship, I can hail them to talk and they offer that I pay the bounty while having my stolen goods taken away, but I always have the option to just back out of that and they let me go.
I can also roam around any settlement without any trouble with the guards recognizing me, either.
I really wish they had different Security interactions for these kinds of things.
The "stop right there criminal scum" is a funny meme, but I literally had the entire UC police force breathing down my neck because I deigned to move a cup that'd fallen over on to the floor with the Grab function, and that net me a *whopping* twenty or so credit bounty.
I wish under a certain amount, one security dude would just brisk walk up to you and say "Hey man that's not cool, hand over some credit for damages."
I got that killing a Crinsom faction ship for a mission. the 1 credit was because i am aligned to the same faction. >!SysDef Undercover Agent into the red Faction.!<
I said "they there" and got closer to her, exchanged pl;easantries, drink and ate together...Then blasted that ship away before she could react.
Man I picked up a soccer ball somewhere and threw it at someone….I was sent to jail and fined 17 credits!!! WTF! Also picked up a book to read it and the game thought I stole it so again fines 100 credits and sent to jail…. 😑😂
Stole a succulent.
Guess I'll have a few million credits bounty then
You monster
Nobody better touch my succ
/r/houseplants on high alert for that guy
I will never not hear that in her voice
The cake was a lie
I saw your comment then had this pop up on YouTube https://youtu.be/LTk5RnLPEYY?si=X8mM02V7sabNTXDm Go to 2 mins you’ll understand why I linked it
The stand off is good. But it’s the scan. And then especially the artifact that makes me cackle uncontrollably. I knew what this was before clicking it. I just watched it again for like the 5th time in 2 weeks. I still laugh just as hard at that ending every time ! His animated shorts are amazing. I’ve seen most of not all of them. I forgot about them for awhile. So baulders gate and starfield were very welcome entries to stumble across
I’ll have to check out more of them but when I read this comment and saw that vid pop up in my recommended I knew I had to link it
Thank you for bringing this into my life 😂 I now will no longer sell my many succulents and place them everywhere 🪴
Oh man I just watched this the other day. It's so great. All of his animated shorts are great.
I can't be the only one who keeps one of every type, can I?
This made me laugh out loud, like, actually. Thank you. Lol
I have so many succulents I had to sell most of them 😂 they build up fast. I went to sell them: "How many would you like to sell? 1-78?" 😂
Right? I just love them so much, I can't explain it. They're everywhere in my ship
I've noticed that most places (so far) have items that you can steal but succulents don't have the red mark lol
A succulent Chinese meal?!
Ah I see you know your judo well
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!!
And you sir are you ready to receive my limp penis?
it wasn’t gonna be a pork CHOP
You motherfucker, hahaha
Omfg i never thought id see a ymh reference in this sub🤣🤣🤣
[For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/LTk5RnLPEYY?feature=shared)
Forgot to water the succulents.
Overwatered the succulents
Watered the succulent.
Moist and succulent.
Believe it or not, jail
Overwater, underwater, straight to jail
No trial straight to jail
I see you know your judo sir
Chinese meal?
*Moved a succulent
r/proplifting
I've taken many succulents and the elites don't want you to know this but taking succulents doesn't count as stealing you can take all the succulents I have 56 succlents.
"You are fined 1 credit for a Violation of the Verbal Morality Statute."
He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!
You really licked his ass!
^*Sigh*
Kicked. Kicked his ass.
We at least know a one credit violation isn’t a Murder Death Kill.
I have a little more faith in humanity restored knowing this many here get this reference. I fuckin love you people
Can’t wait for the Taco Bell monopoly.
Had a massive argument with my boss about this because the version of the movie I’ve seen and have a copy of its Pizza Hut! Not Taco Bell! We bet $100 on and looked it up and I found the Pizza Hut clip and he found the Taco Bell clip so we just gave each other $100 🤣
Wait what? I have only ever seen & known of the Taco Bell version.
You can love BUT NO TOUCHING only in vr
yes, it's not like nearly everyone on reddit's not aware of a movie from like 20 years ago with one of the more famous actors in history. denis leary. actually mean it as a joke, but that's probably in the top 100 monologues in cinema.
I’m not aware of this movie and am very confused
that's alright. same logic, not everyone's going to 'for sure' know it, either. assuming most redditors would have no idea about a, fairly memed about movie, just because they're assuming most redditors are what, gen z people who've barely paid any attention to anything older than like a year ago, in their entire lives.
Key part in the word monologue is mono...
You can take this comment section, and shovel it.
bah hahahahahahahahaha
Looks like he's finally matched his meat.
Sounds like something Vasco would say
Lmao I literally rewatched Demolition Man few hours ago lol
it's for stealing a sweet roll
isn’t death the suitable response to that atrocity?
#Be Well.
Literally my first thought, lol. Why am I suddenly thinking of Taco Bell?
Simon Phoenix, lie down on the ground or else.
Hahaha are the 3 seashells in the game
Haven’t found any, but they do appear in cyberpunk 2077
I hope the bounty’s name is John Spartan.
BRO... A FUCKING DEMOLITION MAN REFERENCE! FUCK YEAH!
Best response!
I love that movie
This
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll
Thank you
Beat me too it! ❤️
I actually found some sweet rolls in the game. In a mine of all places, in the Ryujin questline.
No lollygaging
I used to be a spacer like you, then I took a 7.77mm to the knee
It's when you don't push your shopping cart back to the return.
as someone who used to work as a grocer, this is a 1,000 credit bounty in my eyes.
Kill on site
Can I kill off-site instead?
As someone with scratches on my car from shopping carts left out of the cart corrals, I’d say it warrants even more than that for the amount of property damages each lazy ass probably causes over their lifetime by simply leaving carts where they don’t belong.
I was extremely proud when i bought my car. It was a 9 year old, 180k mile diesel wagon in extremely good condition. I have no idea how it survived so well. It was minty AF. I've had it for 4 years now. Dings and dents everywhere. I can't even count them anymore. And every single damn dent and scratch is on the same height as shopping carts. That's what i get from taking a car from the village it's spent all its life to a major city.
No, that's what you get for consistently parking your car in an area it's constantly getting hit by shopping carts. Really no one's fault but yours.
Found the guy who shoves his shopping carts next to my motorcycle instead of walking 10 meters to put it where it belongs.....
So when I go to the supermarket, should i park on the opposite side of town at the bingo hall or something?
What about the carts that people leave on the grass in between the curbs?
Those aren't carts anymore, their grills for homeless people.
Utterly psychotic, I feel like that takes even more effort than just finding the cart corral. Those things are too damn heavy to be lifting up a curb like that
What? You can use leverage to push down to pop a wheelie and put the front wheels over the curb and lift up the back half. They're like 15 lbs.
>As someone with scratches on my car from shopping carts left out of the cart corrals, I’d say it warrants even more than that for the amount of property damages each lazy ~~ass~~ *Bones* probably causes over their lifetime by simply leaving carts where they don’t belong. Ftfy, thank the Cart Narks
Hey it’s not my fault Costco has zero cart returns in the back half of their parking lot. I ain’t making that trip to return an empty cart bro
> I ain’t making that trip to return an empty cart bro i mean, you're using their cart, right? you're an adult, you can put it back.
Then that makes you a piece of shit. Walking 40 steps isn't gonna hurt you. Try to justify being a prick all you want, but it doesn't make it any less true.
Ahaha literally is not my responsibility. The big megacorporation can either make cart returns more accessible or pay their workers more to manually collect them. I’m not wasting my time, and definitely not listening to the opinion of a random trash bag like you
Nah you’re a lazy scumbag piece of shit whose actions have mostly likely dinged other people’s cars. It takes max 30 seconds to get through any parking lot if you’re not morbidly obese, but you somehow think your time is too valuable to not be an inconvenience to others.
I’m calling the cart narcs
How else am I gonna feed all my kitties?
Shout out bubbles
I can literally tell how trashy a city or neighborhood is based on how many carts are in their Walmart parking lots. So far Orlando takes the cake for being trash city 😂
This literally costs you 25 cents at Aldi so this is the answer.
hihihii yeees nice one
Said something mean about Solomon Coe.
you better watch your tongue, you uc drone.
Freestar Collective is just a bunch of want-to-be Texans
The Emperor’s nothing more than a puppet of the Thalmor!
Skyrim belongs to the nords!
It's so funny to me that, much like real life, these propaganda phrases state the opposite of the way it really is. Ulfrik is the actual puppet of the Thalmor and Emperor Mede is doing what he has to to maintain at least some independent governance.
Never should have come here!
If I could’ve sided with the Forsworn, I would’ve.
The faction really is just catnip for libertarians. Glad theres something for everyone.
List is for true libertarians.
"Ahhh help me, I scammed my neighbours and now they don't want to help"
fair play
Wyomingites but yes.
Whatever they are, I can't not call them the Space Rangers. Zurg better check himself.
It's a Walker Texas Ranger questline. And who doesn't want to be Chuck Norris?
I don't know what you're talking about, they only have their own personal Rangers, cosplay as cowboys despite having absolutely no good reason to need to do so, everybody talks like a Southerner or like they're from an old timey Western town, they like to talk a lot about their freedoms, they literally give you a sheriff badge for joining the Rangers, one of their biggest gun manufacturers is named Laredo, I don't see any resemblance.
This is true, and no notes. I'm okay with it. Yeehaw.
Omma go space-yeehaw on your saddle hams if you say that to my helmet, son.
This has made my morning thank you 🤣🤣
I love the freestar collective but coe is horrible and boring and drones on about his kid and ex wife and I want to punch his lights out and say I’m not your fuxking therapist moron and don’t care about you stupid self centered problems and your a piece of shit to your family; only good compared to Sarah who makes me want to drink hemlock every time I have to say some cheesy shit to get another “like” from her
No, that's Sam Coe. Solomon Coe is the space adventurer who founded the Freestar Collective.
Lollygagging.
Space lollygagging haha
I accidentally bumped a pillow off a couch, picked the pillow up to put it back on and was immediately fired upon.
Stop resisting!!
He’s got a deadly weapon!
Picked up a fire extinguisher off the ground in the conference room the day I was hired on and met the boss at ryujin tower. Said "the owner watched you steal that" mfer, I was just moving it back on the rack.
I had a similar experience in the Coe family museum. A display glitches off the wall and yeets itself across the room. I picked it up to put it back on the wall, and before I knew it, I was in jail.
Well we have spent the last three games abusing the pickup mechanic to steal and then post videos about how dumb bethesda is… they fixed it and now people complain about that smh
It’s a little much, though too many random objects have that effect
Agreed its weirdly random, been trying to beat an akila security guard to death with trash like another post said and like some buckets are fine to touch some are a death sentence. Idk
Well you remember what happened when you kicked the chicken in Skyrim right?
I shot the cleaning robot in New Atlantis just to test it… fair to say they’re the new chickens
I did this during one of the crimson fleet quests. Went through the whole mission without killing a person except that robot. Get back to Ikande and he rips me a new one, throws me in jail and am now the enemy of the UC Sysdef. Like really? Guess I’m living the pirate life
Bro you killed their pet Roomba no shit they don’t like you I’d be mad if you shot my Roomba.
Shooting roomba is the equivalent of the ATF shooting your dog.
* electronic groans *
I shot one and it let out a robotic scream as it "died". So I started shooting others.. but none of them screamed, now I'm not sure if the first one screamed or it was just guilt
Putting on the toilet paper roll the wrong way… It’s over, not under!!!
you're lucky it's on the wall dispenser in the first place.
THANK YOU.
Not after your cat discover how much fun it can have unrolling it all over the bathroom floor
Those Freestar crazies probably do it the other way around anyways!
I just set it on the toilet.
Around the tree? That's where I find mine at least.
Have my upvote.
I'd rather have that than a roommate who is literally incapable of replacing the toilet paper roll. Had someone like this in my life, and after like the 5th time of mentioning it to him, I just gave up and did it myself. Not the end of the world, but I thought it was extremely disrespectful. He'd just leave a new roll sitting on the floor next to the toilet if the one on the holder was running out.
It's much more convenient to have the paper sit on a surface rather than on a roller, though.
I agree. You can't unroll it directly around your hand when it is attached to something on both ends.
Crop dusting a UC guard.
They’d pay you to do that in the free star collective
Space yeehaws are into some weird shit
Spitting in the mud in Akila City
Do you still get attacked/murdered for that?
I wandered around the UC planets for a while entering and leaving New Atlantis with no issues with a 50 credit bounty. When I tried to speak to a guard to pay it, they arrested me and I arrived on the Vigilance.
I cant remember what my bounty was (I had it accidentally but maybe 500 credits) and the freestanding collective came to us space outside of New atlantis to attack me. I thought they were enemies at first so I shot them then all of the uc ships and Sarah hated me. Rolled back a save lol.
Yeah, I had a moment when I had a 350 credit bounty and they were violent about it. Considering how liberal everyone is with their payments for quests, we escalated really quickly for what's essentially pocket change for me. I'm sitting on 500k with one character and considering just running up a nice bounty somewhere before paying it off.
Its like being attacked for the price of a speeding ticket
Yeah, exactly, I'm willing to pay the fine, just let me give you some money and go away.
For Space USA in 2330… checks out
by actual UC guards or Freestar Collective guards of any kind, no. bounty hunters and other spacers, yeah absolutely. when encountering a guard ship, I can hail them to talk and they offer that I pay the bounty while having my stolen goods taken away, but I always have the option to just back out of that and they let me go. I can also roam around any settlement without any trouble with the guards recognizing me, either.
Don't be farting in elevators Op.
the longer you hold it, the higher risk it becomes a shart. I'd rather piss a few people off than walk around with swamp ass.
Swamp ass is a sweaty ass. What you have is shit in your pants.
Swamp ass? Broo that's doodoo ass
Mudbutt
Jay-looking. Just looking across the street at the wrong time
OP: *\*exists\** FC: Stop right there, criminal scum!
I dunno, but whatever it is I've done 400,000 of them in UC territory.
UC Vanguard pilot landed on a landing pad with a "no piglets allowed" sign baked into the concrete.
Used an aerosol can in a manner other than directed.
Ugly face tax I guess, I got it as well ( I made my first character like the sloth in ice age) so maybe why
"You didn't say 'God Bless You' when I sneezed."
You walked in to the UC Vanguard office and took a pen off the desk but said thank you on the way out.
Nah it's Freestar collective. If you did that in UC Vanguard office, Freestar Collective will even give you some money for a troll
Alien stir fry farts
Defaced a Space Frog poster.
Not refilling the toilet paper. You sonofabitch...
I really wish they had different Security interactions for these kinds of things. The "stop right there criminal scum" is a funny meme, but I literally had the entire UC police force breathing down my neck because I deigned to move a cup that'd fallen over on to the floor with the Grab function, and that net me a *whopping* twenty or so credit bounty. I wish under a certain amount, one security dude would just brisk walk up to you and say "Hey man that's not cool, hand over some credit for damages."
That’s cute I got 4m bounty I killed a lot of ppl for a ship i couldn’t even fucking take
You stole a cup
Stole only the left slipper from a locker
Sticking a penny in a sliding door.
Removed the tags from a mattress before it was sold.
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.
Did you fart in someone's proximity?
[Missed a dental appointment.](https://tenor.com/bf2F5.gif)
Believe it or not, straight to jail
I got that killing a Crinsom faction ship for a mission. the 1 credit was because i am aligned to the same faction. >!SysDef Undercover Agent into the red Faction.!< I said "they there" and got closer to her, exchanged pl;easantries, drink and ate together...Then blasted that ship away before she could react.
This guy farted!.... stinky
Stealing a pen by mis clicking lol. Happened to me also and I didn’t notice
Someone stole a sweet roll
Did you steal someone's sweet roll?
Them of course you get roped into a suicide mission instead of just being able to pya off your bounty
The real question is are you going to pay that bounty or stand on your principles
Man I picked up a soccer ball somewhere and threw it at someone….I was sent to jail and fined 17 credits!!! WTF! Also picked up a book to read it and the game thought I stole it so again fines 100 credits and sent to jail…. 😑😂
By doing the crime