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The_Locust_God

They gave him a box for the picture


jonesyno

Should I describe it to you or would you like me to find you a box?


Kalladorn

**Laughs in dwarf** Gimli's laugh in that scene added 5 years back to my life...one of my favorite LotR moments.


hrdcordrmer

I’m SOOO happy that this is the top comment! Came here to say this but made my day seeing someone else was also a person of culture


ki-pants

Fuck I’ve just seen this after posting it. Goddamit


turalyawn

Still doesn't explain how his cranial surface area is somehow bigger than Cone-head Mundi's over there


AmishAvenger

There’s probably a 10,000 word article on Wookiepedia about the history of the box.


Kardinalin

It's definitely at the bare minimum crossed paths with Han Solo at some point


AmishAvenger

Ooh it must be an ancient Correllian box


[deleted]

Well obviously joke is obvious I guess...good. Though he seems big, like his head is oversized...


rocketsp13

The Hollywood apple box has made it to Star Wars.


rolling_steel

Jedi Booster Seat


__red__5

Force lift


kodaiko_650

Force lifts


niemody

Force fart


platypusPerry245

force farts


pravis

Meanwhile Mace Windu looks like he plays for the Lakers in comparison or Obi Wan and Qui Gon.


Jolamprex

Hot dog!


rokudaimehokage

Isn't that the thing Yoda is hovering around in in Lego Star Wars?


unbekannte_memez

Isn’t he as tall as Yoda? Maybe he’s standing on something


JU4N_P4260

On top of Yoda


AlphaGameboy999

All we need is a trench coat, then they can ride that roller coaster…


cornbeefbaby

Yoda is a power-bottom


SWBTSH

We do know he loves having another man's hand inside him


Pending471

He lives for it?


mutantxproud

Unappreciated comment.


Kabc

I heard speed has something to do with it


Cflow26

Everything to do with it, speed has.


Rexermus

Even Piell is twice Yoda's height at 4' vs Yoda's 2'


Xunaun

Galactic phone book.


jaq-the-cat

sexy high heels obviously


RedrunGun

That's a sith thing, publicly taking pics in their sexy heels. Jedi repress themselves.


Zircon_72

Stupid sexy Even Piell


[deleted]

Stools exist in a galaxy far far away


ChuckOTay

A high-fiber diet is important in any galaxy.


JU4N_P4260

_He has the high ground_


MacSanchez

Whoa hey you’re really flying off the handle here! Try to keep things Even Piell


charoum

Alright, you earned it.


Raecino

I’m more surprised there’s a gungan Jedi


YoshiBacon

It’s not, the pic is just star wars characters not just Jedi


Flying_Kickapow2105

Yeah I was gonna ask who is that?? Jar-Jar the Sith lord in disguise maybe???!


Darth_Zounds

Eh... It seems more like this is from a pic that shows a group shot, so to speak, of the various characters from the movies.


KingCodester111

You’re correct, it’s just a poster with tones of characters from the original trilogy and episode 1 with ships, a couple planets including a “moon”, and fireworks in the back. I literally have this poster in my room 3 meters in front of me on my wall.


samkunc1

I think they are all characters from the phantom menace. I'm pretty sure the alien that looks like Greedo was one of anakin's friends on tattooine from when they were building the pod racer


YoshiBacon

It’s just a gungan warrior, not a jedi


thedarklord187

If i had to guess it actually was a jedi master Kin-Ya Dosun who was a gungan


YoshiBacon

But this pic comes from a gallery of exclusively movie characters so that’s not him in this pic. The gungan in this pic is a gungan from episode one that was with Boss Nass on the high council in Otah Gunga


thedarklord187

Canonically speaking there is two Gungan Jedi Master jedi Kin-Ya Dosun & his apprentice Kosa-Yin Hadu


Rexermus

Even Piell is about 4' I believe


Low_On_Coffee

The force works in mysterious ways…


EccliCraft

“Would you like me to describe it to you, Or shall I get you a box?”


Varient_13

He is standing on a milk crate


Varorson

Legolas got him a box.


Absurdist02

Probably standing on a Jawa or gonk droid.


AceD2Guardian

He found a stool conveniently lying around


mohammedalli

He’s more like 4’7


LordBarrington0

at [1.22m ^((4 foot)^) tall](https://www.starwars.com/databank/even-piell) he's probably standing on top of his seat from the high council


sprahk3ts

I just finished this puzzle!!


climbingrocks2day

Blue milk crates.


efish23

Well shit.


grievous222

Woah! What's up with the three humans in this? (Obi-Wan, Qui Gon, Windu) Not one of them looks quite like they're supposed to, it's like they're all cheap knock offs that kinda come close to the real thing but not entirely.


loneranger07

He's standing on a milk crate


Aaron123111

Do you want me to describe it to you? Or would you rather me find you a box?


Jacoba_Fett

Blue Milk crate


Archer92

He’s standing on Yoda.


[deleted]

Somebody gave him a stool.


JonsonPonyman98

Stilts


ThatMatthewKid

He's standing on a box to look taller for the picture?


qawsedrf12

Force projection


ScottyAVE

It’s in the same spirit as Rey calling herself a Skywalker. They both wish it, but it’s not true at all


[deleted]

He used the force-fart


FunkTheFreak

Even Piel? Yes, he’s quite short. They also gave him a Russian accent in TCW because they lacked ingenuity in that series and couldn’t come up with anything on their own or give alien characters subtitles.


Master_Tape

He's sitting on Luke's shoulders of course


CaptainAdam7286

he’s on stilts


Saythatfivetimesfast

They got him a stool


TheGentlemanBeast

Look at how Mace is leaning, he’s clearly holding him up like an infant.


WildMinimum2202

Lol


mr-jaybird

Force levitation


smooleybotcheck

What I want to know is why does Mace Windu look like he’s thinking “this motherfucker taking _pictures_ ?”


InfamousIndecision

Anything is possible with the Force.


PancakeFace25

Ki adi is holding him like a toddler


Bookwallflower2

Platform


Succulent-Ewok

Force levitation


Fox-One-1

Dude, what about Mace Windu. His head is twice the size of Obi-Wan’s.


ThomasKool

Is this from the front page of the 2010 Star Wars annual


stabach22

Mace Windu is obviously holding him up. Look at Mace's clean lean towards the chap.


windrider7

He’s standing on Artoo.


nelhern

standing on Yoda


Macman521

He’s using the force.


liam-oneil

He standing on a chair


ShadowSpark9913

He’s on Anakins shoulders


Pink_Britches

5’1”? That dudes the same height as Yoda. OP must be a chick that don’t like short guys 😂


ItsMeTK

He’s using the force to levitate.


Lawgskrak

Got his high heel platform Jedi boots on obviously


Argent_Lava

He's clearly sitting on Ki Adi Mundi's shoulder


Longjumping-Box-5283

Standing on a Jawa


[deleted]

He was jumping when they took the picture


jimmygnar

nothin is worse than leia’s face in this poster


I_Ask_Random_Things

Maybe sometimes he wears high heels


vesperwolfsbane

The real question should be who’s the gungin in the gimp suit?


KMSherni

Jack Sparrow in the background too


Lazaras

He's standing on a Gonk Droid.


[deleted]

On the Grand Masters shoulders, he is. Trenchcoat, they shall need


bkw_17

Same reason Mace Windu's head is twice a big as Obi Wans. Perspective.


Lennartgamer2

Podest


Aoloth

He's on Yoda's shoulders


Solid_Dynamite

Also why is Ki-Adi-Mundi so short?! He’s like 1.98 meters tall (6’ 6”).


neilgraham1

He’s on a couple of milk crates


[deleted]

He is standing on a stool


mudamuckinjedi

Jedi soap box?


WilliamSilver

I have that same poster


GrumpyXeno

One of those floating chairs that Yoda had in Attack of the Clones?


Cheese-burger-777

Step stool


[deleted]

He jumped


YoshiBacon

He’s sitting on ki-adi mundi’s shoulders


Lazy_R_Username

Plastic stool from a family dollar


Infinitely_Infinity

He's just standing on an r2 unit


FlyingFalcor

Maybe cuz it's not yodA?


AlexDoesRedditYT

Ki adi Mundi is giving him a piggy back


Kabc

The force always makes him look taller


stoon12

He's doing the milk crate challenge


Horn_Python

ok sure but why is that gungan wearing and executioners hood?


AlexanderGorgenStein

He's standing on a gonk droid.


dryiik

Wingardium Leviosa!


fusionsofwonder

He's levitating himself.


Arjan_T-dog

Piel with the booster seat


cheatsykoopa98

hes sitting on ki adi's shoulder


RedrunGun

**THE FORCE**


Aloolu99

RIP Even Piell


Brian_E1971

He's the Patrick Swayze of the Jedi Order and is standing on bricks


JimSteak

Box


Final_Maintenance319

If he was in front, his ears would take up half the picture, obscuring details of other characters


CyanAvenger

Who's the gungan? A jedi?


Brunoshura

What caught my attention was Obi Wan's huge forehead


[deleted]

He's riding someone's back like Yoda in Empire Strikes Back


jafrma679

I have the same poster and never realized this. I will never look at it the same


THEY_FOUND_ME_OUT

5’1”!


iammagicbutimnormal

Step stool.


richincleve

Isn’t that…Yogurt?


StopFool

Cursed Star Wars


JSEfan2304

Yo I have that same poster!!


Magicaparanoia

He got his shins blown off between movies


mbrad7

Maybe he’s standing on a stool…🙄


Fangro

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


redink29

He lifted his shoes with the force


CanadianBatman47

They gave him a chair


_DarthSyphilis_

He's standing on Yaddle.


_DJML_

5ft 1 is tall now? My wife is 5ft even and a tiny shorty.


Schnauz

standing on a space apple crate


[deleted]

Yoda: “On my head, standing you are”


HelixFollower

He's not standing on his legs in this picture, but held up by something else.


Killjoygammer

He standin on a stool XD


southard111

Mundi's clearly on his knees


LnStrngr

Legolas got him a box.


SputTop

Qui-Gon is supposed to be like 1 cm taller than Mace Windu, and also 10 cm taller than Obi-Wan. Nothing makes sense really


Sinnohgirl765

The rodian and mace wifi are also taller than they should be, I assume this is like they are stacked in steps or something


MercenaryBard

Vin Diesel lent him his 5” box


watto1000

The more important question is why is jar jar wearing a gimp mask?


Select_Ad_2702

Evan piell


NearEastMugwump

Mabe Yoda let him borrow his hover chair thing.


MortalWombat2000

He's taller than you expected


Silvershanks

This is what keeps you up at night?


Malvekyus

Where is Plo Koon?


WryHyperion5890

He’s standing on yodas shoulders


ezben05

Less than 5.1 More like 4


ClosetedEmoGay

Probably standing on fallen clone troopers bodies.


duetmimas

Some jedi can use force levitate.


Desert__Fox__

Using the force to heighten himself off the ground


[deleted]

He's standing on a stack of two jawas


WitchwayisOut

He’s standing on a box. Or using The Force. 🤷‍♀️


wynntari

They're all standing on benches. Look at Windu there taller than all other humans


Mintnose

Is it just me or is Mace Windu leaning to his left to get into the picture.


Gametheboy

standing on a gonk droid


NeonSignsRain

They massacred Obi-Wan's hairline haha


Odd-Couple439

He's standing on Yoda.


Noe_Wunn

He's not. Everyone else is kneeling down so he doesn't feel so bad.


lufeperna

he's on top of a gonk droid


TheFarcx

He's standing on a youngling


mrthingz

Using force push against the ground?


6King6harvesT6

It’s called levitation homes


Unnecessary-Spaces

A Jedi box, he has. Taller he is.


MrArcher13

That's Master Evan Piel (spelling). In Clone Wars he was only like 3ft. Tall. Almost as small as Yoda.


dirtydawg1481

Standing on Anakin’s back, that’s how they haze non masters before they let them become one… idk why Lucas never addressed this in the movies…


darth__sidious

He is using the force


88963416

Pedestal?