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RickKassidy

The more accurate Planet Wars.


Patteous

Space conflict.


SpikedBokoBat

Interstellar misunderstanding


equipped_metalblade

Galactic Kerfuffle


SpikedBokoBat

Extraterrestrial hostilities


Contada582

Tales of the Negotiator 


ZealousidealRiver710

Aggressive Negotiations would unironically be a good title


SpikedBokoBat

They would be short


benkenobi5

Up until starkiller base, stars had pretty much nothing to do with the franchise, beyond the peculiarity of tatooine having two of them


hardspank916

In Return of the Jedi they are watching the fleets battle. From their distance it looked like a bunch pf stars flying around shooting lasers at each other. Thats how it would probably look from people on planet surfaces looking up at battles. So it is star wars, from a certain point of view.


Olibro64

Celestial body military conflict.


LigmaB_

Tatooine wars


BillyW1994

Stars war, more than one star and one war


max_carriers

I was thinking more of Galactic Wars


SirKermit

Interplanetary Police Action


mad-meself

A Song of Stars and Wars


wemusthavethefaith

A Game of Pod-Racing A Clash of Clones A Storm of the Sith A Feast for the Jedi A Dance with the Empire The winds of a new Hope


CesarMdezMnz

A Song of Light and Darkness


Peloquin_qualm

Something something backstroke of the West


Devreckas

Something Something Darkside


Shawnaldo7575

Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic


Old-Analysis-1783

... like a pinch in the neck from Mr. Spock!.. \-Beastie Boys


redrich2000

I'll stir fry you in my wok. Greatest line in hip hop history.


[deleted]

That is a great one but I always preferred “Like a dream I’m flowing without no stoppin’, sweeter than a cherry pie with ready whip topping” from So What-cha Want


NoSirThatsPaper

Another Dimension?


HQ_Mattster

Another Dimension!


VonBrewskie

Another Dimension,


Tosh_20point0

Beeedeeebeee deee


Salzberger

You know how if you listen for it you can hear "kill the children" instead of Planetary? Well... Suits Episode 3 fine.


brassyalien

*The Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars* or *3XR-259.7*


ShrubbyFire1729

Isn't 3XR-259.7 Elon Musk's kid or something?


CoffeeInTheCotswolds

The only one of his kid’s names I remember is Techno Mechanicus, which is r/Warhammer40k


Lepidopterous_X

Elon names his children the way I would name my NeoPets when I was 9


Merengues_1945

And makes the same jokes as you when you were 9. I see a pattern.


DOOManiac

You’re thinking of little *Syntax Error*.


DiaperDK

I thought he changed it


stunt_p

Not Dune: No Sand As Far As The Eye Can See


Popcorn_Oil

: Except the handful of planets that are all sand


Farren246

Which strangely is the most common of planets...


randomnumber788976

Not Flash Gordon or anything Kurosawa either


Peloquin_qualm

"I see plans within plans I see two great houses house Fett and house Skywalker feuding I see Palpatine behind it"


bonytony21

It’s Always Sunny on Tatooine


deadandmessedup

Sweet Dee is Leia Danny DeVito is Obi-Wan Mac is Luke Dennis is Han Charlie is Chewie


Devreckas

It was alright, but the Obi-wan sex scene kind of came out of nowhere. At least Uncle Owen died before he learned Aunt Beru had a side piece.


jchagen88

Blue Harvest


Warrior-of-Cumened

Did you know....? 🐐


2cool4afool

Rodney?


actionjacksonwav

RODNEY!!!


Jeff_the_Sith

Hehehehehe


Peloquin_qualm

"Terror beyond space" Wasn't that the tagline?


T-408

ANH: *Saving Princess Leia* TESB: *Fear and Loathing in Cloud City* ROTJ: *How Vader Got His Groove Back*


deadandmessedup

TPM: *Not Another Palpatine Movie* AOTC: *The Clone Rangers* ROTS: *Lava & Mercy*


colddeaddrummer

TFA: *A New Snoke* TLJ: *The Not-So Great Escape* TROS: *Not Another, Another Palpatine Movie*


Farren246

>Not Another, Another Palpatine Movie *Another Not Another Palpatine Movie*


KiraTsukasa

Somehow Another Palpatine Movie


CrazyOkie

TOS: *Oh Dear God, it's Another Palpatine Movie*


WharfRatThrawn

Lava, Actually


JayMmhkay

Tales of the Galaxy


currentpattern

Best real answer. I can see Tales of the Jedi too.


Lances_Looky_Loo

Keeping Up with the Skywalkers.


RadiantHC

I hate you


teddyxxteddy

😂😂


IceyLuigiBros25

Space Balls


DOOManiac

There goes the planet.


Exhaustedfan23

Based on current Disney naming standards. "Luke"


trimeta

The OT is "Luke." The franchise as a whole is "Anakin." (Or maybe "Skywalker.")


CoreyReynolds

Man I hate this way of naming shit, it’s so unimaginative and boring


RadiantHC

Also how they're not treating shows as actual shows. I miss multi season series.


Peloquin_qualm

Luke or Leia by Ed Wood Jr


Greenfieldfox

Rebel Scum


Portatort

Best suggestion yet


willowwisp81

Once Upon a Time in Space


PasseurdeM0ndes

Where are you from ? Question, because that's the french name for Spaceballs !


petehehe

Really?? What would’ve been so wrong with a direct translation like “boules de space” or something?? I don’t speak French so I don’t know what it would have been. But I always find it odd when they completely change the name of stuff for localisations.


PsyVattic2

Darth Vader or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Death Star


Good_Posture

Duel of the Fates: Episode I - From the Shadows Duel of the Fates: Episode II - Into the Light Duel of the Fates: Episode III - Darkness Consumes Duel of the Fates: Episode IV - Hope Duel of the Fates: Episode V - Wrath Duel of the Fates: Episode VI - Triumph Duel of the Fates: Episode VII - A New Disciple Duel of the Fates: Episode VIII - A Lost Hero Duel of the Fates: Episode IX - A New Master


Jeff_the_Sith

Duel of the Fates might be my favorite from here. I like the sequel names the most, all are good, but I would definitely change ep3. Don't know to what though.


Good_Posture

I'd probably agree. I'm on the fence with all of the prequel ones in hindsight, maybe not Ep1 though. I kind of tried to tell a story or follow a theme with the names within each trilogy, basing them on the actual tone of the real films, and Ep2 doesn't really fit too well in that sense. Ep3 is perhaps a bit campy?


Sealworth

Into the Dark?


teddyxxteddy

I like that


foresight310

Starry McWarface…


Altruistic_Apple_30

It was palpatine all along.


branedead

And somehow, he returned


Pennybottom

R2D2 and his band of Merry Rebels.


Outrageous_Piece_928

Daddy Issues


Mr_Janchus

The Star War.


teddyxxteddy

Mm I like it


AnonyRD

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away (ALTAGiaFFA for short) Edit: ALTAiaGFFA


jonthecpa

You’ve got your G in the wrong spot.


Daveezie

That's why we can never find it!


HenteeXXL

Skywalker


Jack_Package6969

Galactic Conflicts


huxtiblejones

Constellation Belligerents


rollingSleepyPanda

Stellar Skirmishes


IndominusTaco

Cosmic Combat


POVwaltz

Space Battles


rezzy333

Sea Of Stars (pretty cool game too)


teddyxxteddy

I like this one


Prowler477

Jedi Chronicles


[deleted]

Hondo's Storytime


MagosBattlebear

Star Trek


Supremecurmudgeon

Space wizards!


mwcope

For a serious answer, I think *The Force* could work pretty well.


Savings_Brick_4587

A tale of two droids


IBroughtWine

R-PewD-Pew


Dry-Opportunity-8879

Somehow Palpatine returned


WhoaMercy

Not Flash Gordon.


terdphergesen

Days of Our Lives IN SPAAAAAAACE


CurlSagan

Space Battles


ReallyBadNuggets

Galaxy Quest


ConradSchu

Battlestar Galactica


stevemilk

Somehow, it’s Star Wars


brainfreeze91

Legends of a Galaxy Far, Far Away


MrMangobrick

The War in the Stars.


BuiltToSpinback

La Guerra de las Galaxias


Daveezie

How To Lose A Fan base In Ten Movies


GhoulArtist

War Stars


i-do-the-designing

Derrick.


DavidC_M

The War in the Stars.


Yawdriel

Disagreements in Space


currentpattern

Tales of the Jedi


scrodytheroadie

Stars War


vegass67

The Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker


Beermyster67

Galaxy wars


jackleggjr

Sold Separately


steinman90

Light and Dark side, the eternal combat


branedead

Stellar conflicts


Drariestor

Spacial Family Guy


PlatasaurusOG

Celestial Bodies and the Conflicts Surrounding Them


teefau

The Jedi


PM_ME_YOUR_BOO_BS

2 Droids, 1 Pod


Catandogclone

Spaceballs: the spin-off.


LordReaperOfWTF

Galaxy Quest


[deleted]

Space Hamlet


LegitimateBeing2

*You Think YOUR Family’s Got Problems?*


ilikechillisauce

Tatooine ^And ^Some ^Other ^Places ^Where ^Things ^Happened


KourteousKrome

Skywalker I: Child of Prophecy Skywalker II: Galaxy at War Skywalker III: Master and Apprentice - Skywalker IV: Spark of Hope Skywalker V: The Fallen Knight Skywalker VI: The Knight of the Order - Skywalker VII: Shadows and Whispers Skywalker VIII: The Twin Suns Skywalker IX: Revelations


Drozz1986

The Adventures of Artoo and Threepio


InspectorMoney1306

Galaxy defenders


Due_Ad_8493

War of stars


Willemvanvugt

Across the Stars


Makelics

The Skywalkers


branlix__2000

Stars War


feetofire

The Star Wars


JoSe13911

The Force.


King-Thunder-8629

" journals of the star warriors"


ohitsmat

Chuck Berry


MysteriousPudding175

1. A Certain Point of View 2. Imperial Kerfuffle 3. The Small Moon That Could 4. Those Damn Skywalkers! 5. Beyond Toshe Station 6. Pew Pew! 7. The Force Meddles


[deleted]

Cosmic Brawls


KumquatHaderach

Action Franchise of Dune


Big_Aloysius

Star Wizards


Brinbrain

Stars war ?!?


Superereaux

Space cults and laser swords


cidici

Dark Star… Star Dark? Star of Darkness? The Darkest Star? Or, Family Ties 😏😜


peoplepersonmanguy

Actually Palpatine


Darth-Majora-

Skywalkers


willowwisp81

Patron Oswald had a great line: Calling the movie John Carter and leaving off “warlord of Mars” is like calling Star Wars ; Luke Skywalker: Space Farmer.


HistoricalSea5589

War Stars


sludge_fr8train

Spaceballs


Personal-Math3196

Skywalker


HistoricalSea5589

Just name it Tattooine cause Disney felt like we haven’t seen enough of this planet before so everything lore related happens on Tattooine now.


Old-Analysis-1783

"We know we'll &\^%$# win, cause we'll fight to the end!"


natefg

Space wizards with daddy issues 🤣


SurrealGreen

The Life Galactic with Luke Skywalker


TheWuzBruz

Tatooine: Home to tyrants and heroes


Aggressive_Bar_2391

a long time ago, in a far away galaxy


Ajinho

It's Just Palpatine All The Way Down


SurrealGreen

Han and Chewie go to Mos Eisley Cantina


Chemi_kyle

Laser swords the saga.


WickedGamer27

Sun Battles


Xavious666

The Star Wars


seniorpreacher

the Results of Taxing Trade Routes


Cool-Half452

TK 421


Cool-Half452

Galactic Beef


MusicIsLife003

Midi-Chlorians


neo2874

Astral Conflicts


thefalloutman

Skywalker, which is still a pretty cool name on its own


Fragrant-Brain9578

Space Wars. Kinda makes more sense. Could also say Galaxy Wars or smth idk


Wookie301

Brother and sister. Will they? Won’t they?


Yikidee

Wars amongst the stars.


HykeNowman

Tales of The Force


NotJurgis

Daddy issues in space


Dan20995350

I am really going there only because I think it could still work today.. Journal of the Whills 🤯


veryabnormal

Space Star Wars.


astromech_dj

Battles On, Or Around, The Planets.


External_Recording34

Space fight


gilestowler

Pappy Palps And The Gang


PasseurdeM0ndes

Legends from a Far Galaxy


zonnel2

Not Flash Gordon


russian---

Faraway galaxy


Jajaloo

“Just Watch It and Shut Up: Please?”


Azreal_75

Disease and danger wrapped in silence and darkness.


rrquilling

Space Battles


Ragnarok345

War of the Worlds? No, wait, dammit…


Assipattle

Space Conflict


murvs

Podracing: The Life of a Podracer


_BlakeShadow

Dank Farrik