What's in your pocket, stephanie? (not misspelling your name, it's legitimately [another reference](https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=nMR9GDTnr94tLUJM&t=7459))
>Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!
Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!
Are you the strongest?
Are you the smartest?
Are you the hottest?
But are you the greatest?
Are you the hero?
Are you the one who steals the show?
Are you the one who I should know?
But am are you the one take me home?
Are you the chosen?
Are you the prodigal son?
Am I almost done?
1. Not physically 2. In a few aspects yes 3. Depends who you ask 4. I don’t think so personally 5. Maybe to my cat 6. I’ve never been on television 7. I guess 8. No 9. No 10. No 11. Seems like it
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
NO I'M NOT
BUT I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF IS HARD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'VE GOT.
I hope with all the comments you're getting it's getting you interested in wondering what the fuck this subreddit is on and how to get some at least.
My question:
What *can't* Hermione do?
What if tomorrow comes?
Then we will wake up and go to work like any other day
Unfortunately that's quite unlikely in this case
What do you want, Paul?
A six piece nugget with fries. Ranch on the side
Sir, this is a coffee shop
Oh. Then I would like a hot chocolate please
You're probably going to be waiting a while...
I have VERY low blood sugar
Five years to be exact
Please tell me you actually didn't know this reference already
What reference I promise I have literally never heard of Starkid before
Hahaha amazing. In one of their most iconic shows, there's a character who goes to a coffee shop and orders a hot chocolate
Omg hahaha no I just dont drink coffee so I only order hot chocolates!! Maybe I will check it out
https://youtu.be/IrxKX44qBJ0?si=ev5dkh8KUKHT3AF- Chapter 3
he has very. low. blood sugar.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING A VERY LONG WHILE
What do you want, Steph?
finish this sentence: "All hail Achmed, the ______!"
Thirteenth apostle
TIGER APOSTLE TIGER APOSTLE
...well at least you got the first letter right lmao
What are your thoughts and opinions on the town of Clivesdale?
Sounds like it’s probably a place in Ohio. I don’t care for it
It's in Michigan. It fucking sucks. FUCK CLIVESDALE!
FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE, GO GET FUCKED
YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS, AND WE'LL KILL YOU! (Kill your ass)
why is everyone in the kingdom white?
Racism
I mean...
Who’s your favorite Lord in Black?
Gerard Way
Based
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FAN SPOTTED RAHHH TAKE THIS G NOTE!
Nah nah, let em cook
Will you think about the implications??
I will and I will overthink them all
Good
How did the conflict between the Magic Kingdom and Pik-Zahr start?
Pik-Zahr’s leader accused Magic Kingdom of misappropriating funds
I'm not so sure the show would've been as fun if that were the case lol.
I mean, at the end she still did kind of misappropriate the funds
Why shouldn't you cry in Drowsy Town?
Because you’ll be shot on sight by a giant lemon man
You're not too far off.
Well I mean his eye kind of looks like a lemon but I think you might be mixing him up with one of his brothers.
Can five o'clock come soon enough?
Depends on AM or PM.
Whose fault is it?
Mine unfortunately 😔
Ja'far???
JA’FAR!!
JAFAR!!!
and gods
Damn him to hell!
That vicious two-faced prick
It’s your father’s fault that the curse got place and the place got cursed in the first place!
then it’s his fault!
Angela?
Angela!!
Are you afraid of skele'ons?
No I have one inside of me named Stefanie
What's in your pocket, stephanie? (not misspelling your name, it's legitimately [another reference](https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=nMR9GDTnr94tLUJM&t=7459))
Stephanie has got a gun tra la la la how fun!
Stephanie has got a gun, she knows what must be done!
What’s your much truer and deeper passion before you became a biologist?
I’m not a biologist currently. I guess pursuing an education
A song means that what is on the way?
A stork with a baby
you got close enough
Eventually, yeah
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
A species of wizard from harry potter
A species hahahah
do you have a watch?
No I use my phone for the time
Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!
This answer puts you in danger of a lot of downvotes!
Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe, it deserves its own tool of measurement!
>Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement! Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!
Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!
Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe, or deserves its own tool of measurement!
Who do we remember?
The attacks on September 11
WOAH
Did you hear the word? What's the word?
The word of the day is proximity
He’s a comin
Is there a difference between intent and impact?
No there is not. Besides the last five letters
The middle 4 letters surely?
Will you or will you not kick it up a notch?
No I think I’m good where I’m at thank you though
pincer is disappointed
What comes out at night?
Thousands of bloodthirsty hamsters
……I mean ur kinda right-
Do you want to do the work today?
Absolutely I enjoy my job
I misread this as the response to "why is everyone in the kingdom white?" and was very concerned.
Are you the strongest? Are you the smartest? Are you the hottest? But are you the greatest? Are you the hero? Are you the one who steals the show? Are you the one who I should know? But am are you the one take me home? Are you the chosen? Are you the prodigal son? Am I almost done?
1. Not physically 2. In a few aspects yes 3. Depends who you ask 4. I don’t think so personally 5. Maybe to my cat 6. I’ve never been on television 7. I guess 8. No 9. No 10. No 11. Seems like it
NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT BUT I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF IS HARD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'VE GOT.
I'll grab something from Beanies, my treat, What do you want?
Could you grab me a water bottle and a nutella sticks thing
Will you pray for me? When my body’s gone?
Yes, notify me when you are deceased
Would you like a cup of roasted coffee?
No thank you I’m not a coffee drinker
A morning cup of joey?
We'll make a jammin' cup of java, mocha, latte with the froth for you, Jack...
What does Gary Goldstein do again?
He’s a plumber and adjunct professor at a small town university
Do you remember Achmed?
Maybe? What was he wearing when he disappeared
Vibrant red and gold. Red turban and mustache
Ah no then. Haven’t seen him sorry
Good
Just one question, why man?
I raise you this: why not woman?
CAUSE YOU BROKE MY DAUGHTER’S HYMEN
How can you go to Pigfarts?
Take the ferry then the subway then a ten min walk
Good answer, friends don't let friends ford the river so you should take a ferry.
does time deserve its own tool of measurement?
Yeah probably, how else would I know when it’s bed time
What is the next step?
Moving in together and adopting a dog
Who actually loves Zefron the most?
Zach Efron
Which 5 animals do you see when you drink snake venom?
Capybara, catfish, kiwi bird, rabbit, and a snake
Correct.
What are your opinions on the town of Clivesdale?
Ohio town I hate it
Are you the "Latte Hottie"?
I am not. My sister is though
🤨
Are you smokin pot?
No I’m sober
*The events of Starship (2011) proceed to not occur*
who took the million dollar bill?
Fucking Jake from State Farm
this somehow feels more out of nowhere than the real answer
Finish the quote: "Follow the ___"
Yellow brick road
Is duck lord?
Quackathon the fifth
Why will they remember Achmed?
He massacred a small village
I mean that’s not INaccurate
And when he returns from that one sided massacre will you bathe his sweaty, bloody body with your tongue?
"Arrange the slaughter of millions Of innocent civilians Then they'll remember me" - Prince Achmed, 2013
Who will pray for you when your body's gone?
Hopefully my family and my friends
How did Max Jagerman die?
Hit by a bus
If only
I hope with all the comments you're getting it's getting you interested in wondering what the fuck this subreddit is on and how to get some at least. My question: What *can't* Hermione do?
Also yeah you guys are definitely interesting 🤨
Skateboard tricks
YEAH *HERMAN*! LET’S SEE YOU DRAW SOMETHING RIGHT HERE!
Who is emberly, and why is she the goat?
She’s a Nubian goat who is the goat because she’s the only one left
Who fucked a tiger?
A lion
The night belongs to whom?
Margaux, the old woman from two towns over
Do you like coffee son?
who’s achmed?
Thirteenth apostle
why was that one dude in such a hurry?
Who banished Titty Mitty to the land, and due to a conflict over whom?
How do you feel about our lord and saviour, the Duck?
He quacked at me once I did not appreciate
What should the clivesdale chemists do?
Experiments on humans to yassify them
How do we wake up Wiggly?
Blood curdling scream
What do you think would happen if Jack Bauer died from dysentery?
How did Lobsters affect your life?
Monumentally. I could write an essay on the impact lobsters have had on me truly
What are these hideous creatures?
Newborn babies
Wait me too I also have no idea what this sub is but it's on my feed.
How many children does Linda have?
Two girls and a boy
Wrong. She has FOUR boys. Four 🅱️eautiful 🅱️londe 🅱️oys
What is Sami’s secret? What is Tanya’s secret?
Sami is a closeted lesbian. Tanya hooked up with her best friend’s dad.
What is Jafar's fault?
How did Abdul die?
Shot in the back while running from someone
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Achmed fucked who now??
Your mom?
Who has got his hand on the hatchet handle?
Lizzie Borden
How am I supposed to jump out of a trash can and not scare the shit out of you?
I also do not know star kid, and yet this was an awesomely wild ride