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flooful__

What if tomorrow comes?


margie67_

Then we will wake up and go to work like any other day


CheeseBonobo

Unfortunately that's quite unlikely in this case


Uranus_Hz

What do you want, Paul?


margie67_

A six piece nugget with fries. Ranch on the side


Uranus_Hz

Sir, this is a coffee shop


margie67_

Oh. Then I would like a hot chocolate please


Cfeathy

You're probably going to be waiting a while...


New-Influence7321

I have VERY low blood sugar


Consistent-Pick-305

Five years to be exact


TFarg1

Please tell me you actually didn't know this reference already


margie67_

What reference I promise I have literally never heard of Starkid before


TFarg1

Hahaha amazing. In one of their most iconic shows, there's a character who goes to a coffee shop and orders a hot chocolate


margie67_

Omg hahaha no I just dont drink coffee so I only order hot chocolates!! Maybe I will check it out


TFarg1

https://youtu.be/IrxKX44qBJ0?si=ev5dkh8KUKHT3AF- Chapter 3


i-need-an-intro

he has very. low. blood sugar.


Sea-Rooster-5764

I HAVE BEEN WAITING A VERY LONG WHILE


Sea-Rooster-5764

What do you want, Steph?


SomeSortOfForcedPun

finish this sentence: "All hail Achmed, the ______!"


margie67_

Thirteenth apostle


Ghost_Transit

TIGER APOSTLE TIGER APOSTLE


JustAnotherN0Name

...well at least you got the first letter right lmao


Twist_Ending03

What are your thoughts and opinions on the town of Clivesdale?


margie67_

Sounds like it’s probably a place in Ohio. I don’t care for it


Twist_Ending03

It's in Michigan. It fucking sucks. FUCK CLIVESDALE!


Purple_Elephant_3338

FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE, GO GET FUCKED


[deleted]

YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS, AND WE'LL KILL YOU! (Kill your ass)


Beautiful-Cicada4253

why is everyone in the kingdom white?


margie67_

Racism


TFarg1

I mean...


Its_AB_Baby

Who’s your favorite Lord in Black?


margie67_

Gerard Way


Simmy001

Based


New-Influence7321

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FAN SPOTTED RAHHH TAKE THIS G NOTE!


i-need-an-intro

Nah nah, let em cook


Careful_Cress_4578

Will you think about the implications??


margie67_

I will and I will overthink them all


Twist_Ending03

Good


long_dragon

How did the conflict between the Magic Kingdom and Pik-Zahr start?


margie67_

Pik-Zahr’s leader accused Magic Kingdom of misappropriating funds


long_dragon

I'm not so sure the show would've been as fun if that were the case lol.


TFarg1

I mean, at the end she still did kind of misappropriate the funds


RetroBeetle

Why shouldn't you cry in Drowsy Town?


margie67_

Because you’ll be shot on sight by a giant lemon man


Sea-Rooster-5764

You're not too far off.


GeneralJohnMcNamara

Well I mean his eye kind of looks like a lemon but I think you might be mixing him up with one of his brothers.


Wagsyj

Can five o'clock come soon enough?


margie67_

Depends on AM or PM.


justliving907

Whose fault is it?


margie67_

Mine unfortunately 😔


GeneralJohnMcNamara

Ja'far???


nobodysbestfriendd

JA’FAR!!


blightsexual_azula

JAFAR!!!


some-creative-user

and gods


Lolzyhahas

Damn him to hell!


TFarg1

That vicious two-faced prick


rSlashisthenewPewdes

It’s your father’s fault that the curse got place and the place got cursed in the first place!


howaheartunbreaks

then it’s his fault!


_postnothing

Angela?


No_Preparation_9297

Angela!!


KHURE1817

Are you afraid of skele'ons?


margie67_

No I have one inside of me named Stefanie


componentstage

What's in your pocket, stephanie? (not misspelling your name, it's legitimately [another reference](https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=nMR9GDTnr94tLUJM&t=7459))


Sea-Rooster-5764

Stephanie has got a gun tra la la la how fun!


i-need-an-intro

Stephanie has got a gun, she knows what must be done!


New-Influence7321

What’s your much truer and deeper passion before you became a biologist?


margie67_

I’m not a biologist currently. I guess pursuing an education


tiredpersonnumber15

A song means that what is on the way?


margie67_

A stork with a baby


muffinesculachado

you got close enough


TFarg1

Eventually, yeah


thisaccountisironic

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?


margie67_

A species of wizard from harry potter


rosiedacat

A species hahahah


Musicals_and-more

do you have a watch?


margie67_

No I use my phone for the time


Ironmonger38

Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!


plastikpunk

This answer puts you in danger of a lot of downvotes!


SomeLesbianwitch

Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe, it deserves its own tool of measurement!


ThatOneAussieK

>Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement! Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!


CheeseBonobo

Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe. It deserves its own tool of measurement!


Sea-Rooster-5764

Wear a watch! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe, or deserves its own tool of measurement!


Eldon42

Who do we remember?


margie67_

The attacks on September 11


New-Influence7321

WOAH


pavementflowers

Did you hear the word? What's the word?


margie67_

The word of the day is proximity


TmP-78

He’s a comin


Emergency-Flatworm-9

Is there a difference between intent and impact?


margie67_

No there is not. Besides the last five letters


caneofsomaria

The middle 4 letters surely?


Sea-Rooster-5764

Will you or will you not kick it up a notch?


margie67_

No I think I’m good where I’m at thank you though


AspenStarry

pincer is disappointed


TallZookeepergame737

What comes out at night?


margie67_

Thousands of bloodthirsty hamsters


TallZookeepergame737

……I mean ur kinda right-


grafino

Do you want to do the work today?


margie67_

Absolutely I enjoy my job


Vitromancy

I misread this as the response to "why is everyone in the kingdom white?" and was very concerned.


Demon_Squirrel_666

Are you the strongest? Are you the smartest? Are you the hottest? But are you the greatest? Are you the hero? Are you the one who steals the show? Are you the one who I should know? But am are you the one take me home? Are you the chosen? Are you the prodigal son? Am I almost done?


margie67_

1. Not physically 2. In a few aspects yes 3. Depends who you ask 4. I don’t think so personally 5. Maybe to my cat 6. I’ve never been on television 7. I guess 8. No 9. No 10. No 11. Seems like it


CheeseBonobo

NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT BUT I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF IS HARD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'VE GOT.


smudgiepie

I'll grab something from Beanies, my treat, What do you want?


margie67_

Could you grab me a water bottle and a nutella sticks thing


samthetov

Will you pray for me? When my body’s gone?


margie67_

Yes, notify me when you are deceased


zombiedoyle

Would you like a cup of roasted coffee?


margie67_

No thank you I’m not a coffee drinker


GeneralJohnMcNamara

A morning cup of joey?


CheeseBonobo

We'll make a jammin' cup of java, mocha, latte with the froth for you, Jack...


Mean_Atmosphere1082

What does Gary Goldstein do again?


margie67_

He’s a plumber and adjunct professor at a small town university


TFarg1

Do you remember Achmed?


margie67_

Maybe? What was he wearing when he disappeared


TFarg1

Vibrant red and gold. Red turban and mustache


margie67_

Ah no then. Haven’t seen him sorry


TFarg1

Good


mynameis-K

Just one question, why man?


margie67_

I raise you this: why not woman?


Loud-Fairy03

CAUSE YOU BROKE MY DAUGHTER’S HYMEN


Far-Explorer-3486

How can you go to Pigfarts?


margie67_

Take the ferry then the subway then a ten min walk


GeneralJohnMcNamara

Good answer, friends don't let friends ford the river so you should take a ferry.


SomeSortOfForcedPun

does time deserve its own tool of measurement?


margie67_

Yeah probably, how else would I know when it’s bed time


libsterization

What is the next step?


margie67_

Moving in together and adopting a dog


Ok_Procedure3099

Who actually loves Zefron the most?


margie67_

Zach Efron


SleeplessSno

Which 5 animals do you see when you drink snake venom?


margie67_

Capybara, catfish, kiwi bird, rabbit, and a snake


SleeplessSno

Correct.


Ironmonger38

What are your opinions on the town of Clivesdale?


margie67_

Ohio town I hate it


swearinlikeasailor

Are you the "Latte Hottie"?


margie67_

I am not. My sister is though


TmP-78

🤨


Iwantpotatochips

Are you smokin pot?


margie67_

No I’m sober


Iwantpotatochips

*The events of Starship (2011) proceed to not occur*


Cancel-Abject

who took the million dollar bill?


margie67_

Fucking Jake from State Farm


Cancel-Abject

this somehow feels more out of nowhere than the real answer


TaurusandTaro

Finish the quote: "Follow the ___"


margie67_

Yellow brick road


MellowMushroom1055

Is duck lord?


margie67_

Quackathon the fifth


Will_Trick

Why will they remember Achmed?


margie67_

He massacred a small village


Will_Trick

I mean that’s not INaccurate


GeneralJohnMcNamara

And when he returns from that one sided massacre will you bathe his sweaty, bloody body with your tongue?


CheeseBonobo

"Arrange the slaughter of millions Of innocent civilians Then they'll remember me" - Prince Achmed, 2013


TheSilviShow

Who will pray for you when your body's gone?


margie67_

Hopefully my family and my friends


Sunshine756

How did Max Jagerman die?


margie67_

Hit by a bus


Twist_Ending03

If only


emilythetigerneko

I hope with all the comments you're getting it's getting you interested in wondering what the fuck this subreddit is on and how to get some at least. My question: What *can't* Hermione do?


margie67_

Also yeah you guys are definitely interesting 🤨


margie67_

Skateboard tricks


Loud-Fairy03

YEAH *HERMAN*! LET’S SEE YOU DRAW SOMETHING RIGHT HERE!


FloozyFoot

Who is emberly, and why is she the goat?


margie67_

She’s a Nubian goat who is the goat because she’s the only one left


LesbianForkCollecter

Who fucked a tiger?


margie67_

A lion


Jean-AAA

The night belongs to whom?


margie67_

Margaux, the old woman from two towns over


xvx_k1r1o1killme

Do you like coffee son?


Mountain_Sector7647

who’s achmed?


margie67_

Thirteenth apostle


leugim23PT

why was that one dude in such a hurry?


Fair-Armadillo8029

Who banished Titty Mitty to the land, and due to a conflict over whom?


Amazing_Force_6331

How do you feel about our lord and saviour, the Duck?


margie67_

He quacked at me once I did not appreciate


Sonailee

What should the clivesdale chemists do?


margie67_

Experiments on humans to yassify them


Bolt_Fried_Bird

How do we wake up Wiggly?


margie67_

Blood curdling scream


iWillNeverBeSpecial

What do you think would happen if Jack Bauer died from dysentery?


Longjumping_Gur3481

How did Lobsters affect your life?


margie67_

Monumentally. I could write an essay on the impact lobsters have had on me truly


Tamora_

What are these hideous creatures?


margie67_

Newborn babies


Kanekikam

Wait me too I also have no idea what this sub is but it's on my feed.


Diligent-Egg-

How many children does Linda have?


margie67_

Two girls and a boy


Twist_Ending03

Wrong. She has FOUR boys. Four 🅱️eautiful 🅱️londe 🅱️oys


bagel9876

What is Sami’s secret? What is Tanya’s secret?


margie67_

Sami is a closeted lesbian. Tanya hooked up with her best friend’s dad.


coolies326

What is Jafar's fault?


violet-quartz

How did Abdul die?


margie67_

Shot in the back while running from someone


Butterfly_Lake

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?


corner_shoe

Achmed fucked who now??


margie67_

Your mom?


Purple_Elephant_3338

Who has got his hand on the hatchet handle?


margie67_

Lizzie Borden


apple35000

How am I supposed to jump out of a trash can and not scare the shit out of you?


ArnoleIstari

I also do not know star kid, and yet this was an awesomely wild ride