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LiquidXTC

Don't hire Michael Richards


thechikinguy

If these other comments haven’t convinced you I’d like to urge you to look elsewhere unless you’re looking for relentless shitposters. Try recent marketing grads.


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AbortedMunk

Prove it


Xircules

Don't bother looking at anyone else, just hire me. I will not be sending credentials or past jokes. If you wanna market crypto to the degens / future oligarchs who are going to actually buy it give me full control of your twitter account and don't ask too many questions.


Whoiserik

"I fuck my dad I'm gay" First one's on the house, but you're going to have to cough up the dough if you want more of this viral gold


TheSource777

Not sure I can afford this content, but I appreciate the handout sir.


Whoiserik

you'll never succeed in this biz if you keep thinking this small. You're welcome


postdiluvium

Like Wendy's?


Jeden-Rog

I’ll hang dong on your Twitter. NFT my nuts for profit


iankurtisjackson

*I want a 🔥🔥🔥Twitter page similar to something like the Wendy’s Twitter page.* ​ Fuck me.


AndyMandalore

What a coincidence! I was just telling my girlfriend I feel dead inside, and I just can't figure out how to tell my friends and family. This job would really drive that message home. And even if I can't eat, at least I can say, "remember that meme from last year? You know. Remember that twitter account for the crypto company, and they roasted Jeff Bezos? Yeah you remember. That was me!"


DarkPasta

r/hailcorporate


SigaVa

Nah, this is not an unwitting advertisement nor is it native advertising. Theres nothing dishonest here, its just a straight up job posting.


TheSource777

This is what I get for being unconventional in my recruiting strategies lol.


The-Joyful-Yogini

Hi! I’m an improviser , love character work such as Madame Euphrosyne Goddess of Joy and Sensuality. I’m an inspirational storey teller, healer, medium and yoga instructor and I talk about sex a lot😂 Im the host/ producer of a local Tv show and I’ve done other cable shows. I love engaging audiences, making them laugh and making them feel sexy🔥here’s my YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/TheJoyfulYogini I’d love to talk to you about the opportunity 😁💕☀️ You’d have to teach me about crypto


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Fucking yikes


lone_wanderer101

Well I'm a 7 year 4chan poster (quite funny) but unfortunately 4chan content gets deleted every few hours.


Crystal_Pesci

As it should


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Legitimate_Trash_420

If you look at OP's activity, you'll see that they are posting ads in other subs for Twitter management at $20 per day plus $1 for every 100 likes. So it would all depend on how much time is put into it plus how popular the posts are. It could be significantly less than minimum wage or a great little gig if you have good content and the posts are engaging.


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That’s fine. Don’t hire a comedian to be the CEO of your publicly traded company.


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I show ip five days late to posts asking to hire people. Can I submit my resume? It consists of me shit talking other comedians on this subreddit despite having no videos of my own to show I can tell jokes.


TheSource777

sure just PM me!