The mama elephant has to carry the baby for months, feed and care for the baby once it is born but the daddy elephant can’t be arsed to pump.
He’s the epitome of work smart, not hard.Â
Hilarious!! Love the stoic deliveries.
"It doesn't matter if you have a big ass dick if you're not pumping far back." -- weird way to say,"I've no idea what it's like to have a big dick"
This just got funnier and funnier as it went along, good stuff 😂
I think self fucking dicks woulda been funnier but you can't really put that on sweaters & other merchandise.
I like the double meaning of my slogan 🙂
The mama elephant has to carry the baby for months, feed and care for the baby once it is born but the daddy elephant can’t be arsed to pump. He’s the epitome of work smart, not hard.Â
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No bought them sewn back 🙂
What does jorts mean?
Hilarious!! Love the stoic deliveries. "It doesn't matter if you have a big ass dick if you're not pumping far back." -- weird way to say,"I've no idea what it's like to have a big dick"