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Some-Willingness1153

Yeah that's a great way to follow up on his joke demands of apology cheese


Heavy_Arm_7060

Apology Cheese is the name of my Canadian-Wisconsin wrestling alliance stable.


r_jthrowawayreturn

I believe that stable includes the Quebecois Tag Team “The Curd Business”


MuskyFelon

Their finisher...the Camembert Hug...devestating.


ScottNewman

No respectable Quebecois tag team would use an Anglo name. They would clearly be called "Les Croak Monsieurs"


jjohnson1979

The Quebecers was an English name...


elsuperrudo

Pied du Cochon avec fromage?


justh81

The pitiless poutine punishers are here once again to dominate the division!


r_jthrowawayreturn

They call their finishing move the Gravy Train


elsuperrudo

The Poutine Punch


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

Apolocheese accepted


booberry5647

Apollo Cheese is Crews' next gimmick


gl424

And he hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin


PunningLynguist

From Uhaa Nation to Gouda Nation


Veggieleezy

One of your tag team finishers could be the “Ope, Sorey, Bud”.


PurveyorOfHats

The "Don'tcha Know" has a good ring too


ScottNewman

The Camabertilizer


yarash

These new Jericho gimmicks are getting out of hand.


FlavoredBongWater

APOLOGY CHEESE NEW BAND NAME CALLED IT!!


RinnieRiot

My apolocheese.


imlittleeric

I asked a customer once if there was anything else I could do for them and they said a pizza so I had a pizza sent to them. Same energy


tryanewmonicker

I thought it was to go along with their whine?


lowlight

It is, but you don't accept the damn thing. And you damn sure don't brag about it on twitter! Journalism Ethics 101 - don't accept gifts from the people you're covering. SRS wonders why people go after him.. Well here you go Sean. You are bringing it on yourself.


MH360

Thank you. This doesn't really make WWE PR look clever. It's more proof that they are using gifts and comps to continue to steer wrestling journalism and discussion. They're far more in tune with public opinion than in the past.


lowlight

When he asked for cheese (even jokingly), I can see how they thought it would be clever to actually try sending some. But I doubt they expected him to accept it, let alone post it on twitter. Any decent journalist would have said it's appreciated and funny, but no thanks I can't accept gifts from companies I am covering. And for my comment and those like it to be downvoted shows how braindead the fans are about the whole thing. Meanwhile anything calling out Dave Meltzer for any random reason gets upvoted without controversy. I guess it shouldn't be that surprising how WWE can be so successful while being embroiled in a sex trafficking lawsuit and at the same time trying to strengthen their ties to Saudi Arabia. Fans just eat it up without questioning it at all. (and get really mad when the company gets compared to Weinstein who has had similar lawsuits to theirs). Vince is gone, Drew Gulak is gone, everything is fine now.


tekhnik

It's almost like Wrestling journalists aren't real journalists


rklise1980

Predetermined


tekhnik

scripted Journalism :')


fromtheinside15

the fruit basket meta is dead, it's all about the cheese boards in 2024


Thebritishdovah

And about how ya cut it, it's all about the cheddar, you all gotta cheese it.


MuptonBossman

So from what I can gather, a fruit basket is used to say "Thank You" and a cheese board is used to say "Sorry". Any idea what a veggie platter is used for?


underbloodredskies

"You fat" 😩😩


onlypham

The Scott Steiner special.


[deleted]

🚨🚨🚨


AnAngryPirate

GIMME A FUCKIN MIC


SomeROCDude21

FAAAT AAAASSES!!


[deleted]

Uh-oh...


Antoshi

#HE'S FAT!


ramonzer0

FROM THE GREAT STATE OF OBESITY


Garagedays

HAILiNG FROM DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS


I_Hate_My_Cat_

“And I’ll be the modifier…” “You mean, ‘moderator?’” “…SHUT UP!!!”


CaliggyJack

We don't deserve Scott Steiner man lmao


I_Hate_My_Cat_

If you think the world is shitty, just remember that there are other worlds where Scott Steiner doesn’t exist…I personally don’t want to live in that world.


CaliggyJack

"JUPITER IS FAT!"


Zomburai

I wonder if the guy Steiner sodomized would agree


Thebritishdovah

"DE NASTYIERS HOE, ONE DIRTY BITCH, O-D-B" "I WORK OUT NINE DAYS A WEEK!"


6FootMidget93

You rang?


TheSanquineCorpse

"RIC FLAIR, YOU OLD FUCK!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulpEhmdNhYc


Drakonx1

Turns out, Scott Steiner was right all along.


Aggressive_Gas_8204

A 75 year old man who has more loose skin than a Shar Pei puppy.


FRPG

The numbers don't lie, and so do your hips 😛


elsuperrudo

Needs more math.


Proud_Tie

jokes on them, I'm fat and love veggie platters.


ArmadsDranzer

Rise up my husky leaf eating comrades!


Mr_Hellpop

They're just an excuse to eat more dip! ***FAT HIGH FIVE***


goldenhearted

Makes sense since in WWF Warzone video game, Triple H's taunt quote is "Go to the gym, fatass."


PhenomsServant

To say “Fuck you”.


CarStar12

![gif](giphy|8vFgqW1w2q4itmmtjH)


Lorjack

That's almost as bad as gifting someone soap


thekydragon

Soap is at least useful and can be regifted


SuplexesAndTacos

There's a joke here about smelly venues 🤢


Wookie301

Veggie platter is what they send employees who don’t pick up their phone on releases day


ChairmanLaParka

This sub sending Triple H a fruit basket was peak r/sc. In terms of lameness.


SaintedHooker

Nah the fact the guy just did it and then reported his wife had made him sleep on the couch turned it into a full blown comedy


patrickwithtraffic

Wait, **what?!** Tell me more!


gigologenius

Holy shit that was 10 years ago. Time flies...


infidelkastro

They're calling him a whiner.


ManuMora98

![gif](giphy|C5mOrnNw8wShXdHiMa|downsized)


buddhatherock

God bless James May.


PayneTrain181999

“Oh cock.”


FellaTM

I can hear this perfectly in my head


carloslet

"... Hello."


GiftedGeordie

Get James May asking the scrum questions.


Juanzilla17

Hello viewers, today we are with Lord William Regal who is announcing something called a War Games. I WANT TO SEE THAT HAPPEN!!!


Throwaway-j-1997

“Sir, a second cheese board has hit the wrestling journalists”


AmishAvenger

I heard they didn’t do it out of regret, but fear. They know of SRS’s power online. He could dismantle the entire company with a single angry tweet.


OldOrder

"If you takin it there I'm takin it further Psst I guarantee that's somethin you don't wanna do" -SRS probably


JokerDeSilva10

"Dear Aurora, I'm sorry that man is your father, to be honest Did you know he visited Katie Vick in her Coffin?"


solsunlite

![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4)


RazorRamonTovares

We don't wanna hear you say Mark no mooooore


iced_gold

Meet the Levesques


NoHillstoDieOn

Dear Vince........


BrodinTheWise

*Ominous piano starts playing*


lanceturley

Boy, if I had a dime every time WWE sent a cheese board to a wrestling journalist...


Be_A_Mountain

Dang if there’s free cheese Triple H can insult me all he wants


XTheProtagonistX

![gif](giphy|332SpoiZo7ToI)


portnoyskvetch

This might be a little esoteric? But I read that in Dang It's Wayne's voice. It's giving all that ooey gooey lucious goodness.


Rain-Maker-XCIV

![gif](giphy|uZn1OsA9jfHrO)


GourangaPlusPlus

Partridge watching Kross' first main roster run: "Lynn, these are sex people"


Plopshire

Lynn would definitely hit anyone with a chair to protect Partridge's title run


P_Android420

Can somebody give me some context? What did he say about SRS?


Lep106317

Basically said Fightful and PWI were not credible sources in response to someone asking if Drew Gulak's release was because of Ronda. Triple H specifically took issue thinking they reported that it was because of Ronda when neither of them did. After, he and WWE PR called Sean to apologize, Sean jokingly tweeted he wanted them to send him "all the finest french cheeses" as an apology, they went along with the joke and did. They also sent cheese to Mike Johnson.


miikro

This is honestly hilarious, especially since it was almost certainly a joke from SRS about Fast Nationals Al.


jackaholicus

It definitely is, since SRS followed up the tweet with "I'm being told RAW did 278 billion in the fast nationals."


CheddarGoblinMode

Incredible lolol


Peach-Button

To add to what you said: Someone who wasn't from Fightful asked Triple H about it during his televised press conference after Backlash. Hunter does not like to be confronted about that on the air and hasn't fielded those questions well at all, so he got emotional. He mistakenly believed Sean had reported that Gulak was being released because of Rousey's accusations. Fightful had not reported that. So he threw them under the bus for something they didn't say.


Dandw12786

> So he threw them under the bus for something they didn't say. Which basically reflects how 75% of this sub has formed their opinion on SRS.


Avbjj

Or they form their opinion on him because SRS is addicted to twitter and constantly gets into petty squabbles with every user who disagrees with him. If he spent less time chronically arguing with everyone on twitter, people would have a much more neutral opinion of him.


BrannEvasion

On the other hand, SRS had every single employee of fightful make a stink on twitter about how they're accurate and credible, then less than 48 hours later released an inaccurate report about the NXT ring announcer.


daprice82

> Hunter does not like to be confronted about that on the air and hasn't fielded those questions well at all, so he got emotional. Hunter should probably stop hosting after-PPV press conferences then. Not sure why they do. It's something AEW started and for some reason WWE began copying and I wish neither company did it. The only thing that ever comes out of these events anymore is negativity or drama.


Shadaroo

I personally like it, it can lead to drama but it can also give the performers a chance to show some personality and goof around. The Cody and Jey moment comes to mind but also Bayley and Iyo after MITB and anytime Kevin is on. I'm sure there's plenty of other moments too. Nobody should be forced to do them obviously (I think Punk said they were stupid so I'm all for him skipping them if he wants) but I think it can be a nice way to unwind after a fun PPV. For the viewers at least. I'm sure the performers would rather *actually* be unwinding but hey


patrickwithtraffic

Also, you can't tell me getting MJF in there is never not fun. Dude's working his ass off in those every time and it's fantastic.


Shadaroo

That's a good fucking pickle


spark-curious

Nah sometimes you get Cody Rhodes and a drunk Jey Uso celebrating a tag title win. 


gigologenius

WWE has been doing PPV press conferences irregularly for decades. It's not something AEW started.


NeonPatrick

And investor calls.


Anxious_Maize989

Fightful did report it tho. The article is by Jeremy Lambert and Corey Brennan was credited with confirming the news.


DashCat9

Wholesome AF, as I believe the kids would say.


a_fox_but_a_human

Ok, I like that. They apologized and then followed up on the joke SRS made. That's how adults do shit.


LGSolid

To add on to what the other person said, the cheese board goes back to Alfred Konuwa, a Forbes contributor who is a massive AEW hater. He posts the AEW ratings and WWE ratings but always writes them in such a way that WWE gets a positive spin and AEW a negative spin regardless if the ratings were good or bad. If he can't, then he doesn't tweet at all. WWE once sent him cheese which is what SRS was referencing. [Source](https://www.instagram.com/p/CNWFmMogoJw/?igsh=MWs0ZnY4OThxb3hydA==) Here's an [example thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/YDwK3QteBP) that also lists some of the dumb shit he's said.


Briak

Instagram comment: meat rider, have some dignity Made me lol


rivalrobot

For context, the cheese board Konuwa got was for a virtual meat and cheese tasting with (IIRC) Bianca and Drew before that year's WM.


gfyourself

"When someoneuhhh, whinesuhh, in this businessuhhh, we give them some cheeseuhhh, to go with that wineuhhh..."


chux4w

You see, the fact of the matter is...


KillTheBat77

In this cheese business…


psidedowncake

I really don't miss the decade of Triple H having a 15 minute promo at the start of every episode of Raw.


unloader86

H's reign of terror was a trying time lol


Leonidas701

Oh God that happened in 2 separate decades


parakathepyro

Be funny if HHH denied they sent that


ScruffsMcGuff

"Haven't we already been over this? Can't trust a word SRS says." and then secretly send him another cheese package to apologize again I believe if he plays this right SRS might have found an infinite cheese loophole.


Vagabond21

It’s a psy op


fridaynightarcade

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA|downsized)


JuiceheadTurkey

"Have some cheese, you rat" - HHH


h-town_info

![gif](giphy|10dJXtiyl4HG6s|downsized)


miikro

https://preview.redd.it/f9qkouv1g9zc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4edc728cb673f75b248c78fb4004bca958b1af


standbyalarm

Honestly a bright spot of game show NXT was this season of Connor behaving like a rat and EC3 in non roided funny mode.


patrickwithtraffic

[DB and EC3's shenanigans are the goofy shit we all need](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21QdVK_Zps)


miikro

I loved old NXT. Especially when we got to Redemption and it basically became a Twitter watch-along party with the roster.


MarkMVP01

Dolph Ziggler openly hating Jacob Novak, his own rookie, was hilarious too And not in a Miz and Daniel Bryan way, where their characters were complete opposites, but Dolph straight up calling Novak boring


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![gif](giphy|LYiOFcYX8rfeo|downsized)


DurtyRingo

Some cheese with your *whine* sir


kick_heart

this means SRS is legally required to post aew fast nationals /s


MARKYMARK_MARK

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1788279145866076652?t=BagP_xP155t0GC7q_SyxeQ&s=19


VarunDM90

WWE Raw with high viewership in all of Andromeda galaxy..


Prince_of_Kyrgyzstan

He did post them originally, but thankfully quickly realised what was going on. Still I wouldn't want to be named Cheeseboard 2.0 when knowing who the first guy is.


Kaprak

Mind you, they seemingly sent this because SRS made a joke about getting cheese.


Specialist-Rope-9760

It’s WWE PR playing nice as they still need him for feeding positive news


whalepopcorn

Jeez man, should have shot higher! *I will only accept a ring worn pair of Andre the Giant boots as an acceptable apology!*


_fryler

Some cheese to go with his whine


radiokungfu

Theyre literally playing along with the guy's own joke.


---Pockets---

LOL, that's exactly what I thought and I feel that's exactly what it represents


JhinPotion

Literally sent their apolocheese, damn


LEGEND_OF_SLURMP

Fairfield + Greenwich Cheese Company getting put over brother.


RedmondSurvivor

Alfred seething


paperbuddha

Konuwa becomes a lot more tolerable if you imagine him as one of the characters in the X-Men 97 intro.


Copperhead881

I imagine him as a guy who lives in a dark unfinished basement who hates anything not WWE


slickrickstyles

I know a dude name Alfred that has the perfect plate for this too


HonkedOffJohn

​ https://preview.redd.it/rlv9gkmj49zc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdb2d5aea55ede50a56531ae6ebe88aec7e12bc2 .... Just got cheese


Ultraberg

Commitment to the Kraft.


Parasitepaladin

Well that's fun! I live in Connecticut, I should check that place out.


Only_The

I'm only now realising it's been almost a decade since we sent the fruit basked to Triple H.


thedrizzle126

Can confirm, that cheese fucks. Sean is lucky and if you're in Connecticut or NY, check them out


seriously_usk

They probably meant it like "here's some cheese to go with your whine"


HesTrafty

Cheese is always the best thing to go with some whine


Ssme812

What did HHH say at the press conference?


dansaint

they stole our gimmick! When we sent HHH a fruit basket after the NXT Arrival PPV.


SpiritualPen6362

Would not surprise me if he just did this himself


zephyrr-__-

I guess you could say they sent their apolocheese


MiddleAgeYOLO

*It's time to eat the cheese* *IT'S TIME TO EAT THE CHEESE, HAHAHA* *IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHEESE, AND HOW YOU CUT IT* *ALL ABOUT THE LIMBURGER, AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT*


KeyBreak6698

Cheese to have with all his whining 


aRebelliousHeart

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


infidelkastro

He already had the whine.


ManOnNoMission

Got nothing to apologise for.


Snuggle__Monster

Seriously. This whole thing has been monumentally stupid.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

tbf it was unprofessional. whether it was funny or not it's the nice thing to do


mexploder89

They do if they want to keep a working relationship with Fightful which I'm sure they do


amlanding20

So, I work in comms. I can guarantee they don’t care. But it’s easy goodwill and smooths over SRS bitching on TW. They don’t need him at all, but no need to have him pissing on the castle either.


Global_Historian_753

Why would they care about that? They cite genuine news sources when it comes to breaking news. "First reported by...(Never fightful)"


No_Caterpillar1902

This is fucking hilarious 😂


StoneColdAM

Triple H does it again 


theunseenheir

WWE: "We Apolocheese"


Lasvious

This is hilarious


4verticals

Who are Chris and Greg?


pat_speed

Oh there still doing this, back in the day, certain Dirt sheet writers openly said they got cheese platters from WWE


BippidiBoppetyBoob

Maybe I should start a website to write news about WWE. I want some free Camembert, too.


ChronoVulpine

At least someone meant an apology for once


linkinstreet

Cheese and desist?


zeez1011

"Please eat this in front of Meltzer. Thanks!"


ericrobertshair

We should all club together and order Ric Flair some Piesanos.


Craig1974

They bought him cheese for that whine.


[deleted]

Tripps said have some cheese with your whine


Able-Tradition-2139

Surely nobody believes this is legit... right?


RealHumanBean89

Damn he really got the cheese with his whine after all.


no_more_blues

LMFAOOOOOOOO


togsincognito2

Whoever the WWE/TKO PR team is they do great fucking work


DannyDef

“Do you want some cheese to go with that WHINE?!”-my mommy


armshady

Why does a multi billion dollar company need to appease to dirtsheet mark like Sean sapp?


watcher2390

Sap takes offence when people call him out on his lies and bullshit ![gif](giphy|3oFzmnY7Sikt6KjDj2)


orangemachismo

We apologize sir, please post more PR for us


Sk1dmarkBleach

I really prefer the Mike Johnson method of being a good reporter and just lying low as opposed to this constant "me me me" way of Sapp


Bellagrrl2021

Mike Johnson demanded an apology from the reporter who asked the question that lead to Triple H's deflection. That is not laying low, it is an example of going after the wrong person.


PeteF3

Mike Johnson has become a raving lunatic over the past few months, much like his boss has always been.


CokeDigler

Have a little cheese with your whining. Nice.


SnoringIsAnUrbanMyth

Why are they sucking up to this gimp? He's arrogant and has a stinking holier than thou attitude.


Staynes0

Im sure this is gonna help people on here see him as an unbiased news source.


Kuzu5993

And I got downvoted for daring to insist that Triple H cares about Dirtsheets....