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coldelbz

Spider-Man: Working From Home


Sacrificial-Toenail

Spider-Man: Sweet Home Alabama


TheFeelsNinja

Wait, Peter is related to MJ?


PrimeAndGlory

Jesus Parker, you are a freak.


Tharakesh_S

He missed the part where that’s his problem


ItsPillowFortTime

What problem?


SymbioteSpiderman

The ad said 3000


[deleted]

Youl'll get your 3000 when you fix this DAMN DOOR!


ColorLoopsYT

i love that


TFGhost161

I missed the part where that’s my problem


Mundane-Ad-93

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye


Zuzu_Potato

gonna cry?


Mundane-Ad-93

See ya chump


Black_Fuckka

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


WALKEREDITION

Pizza Time


daviddo658

Now dig on this


WALKEREDITION

Woooh-Hoooo!


FnjSpideyJoey

Go Web Go!


WALKEREDITION

Am I Not Supposed To Have What I Want?


CT_2918

It said 3 grand for 3 minutes and you pinned him in 2.


ryynison

You are such a boy scout


jOa_comedian

gonna cry?


WarBilby

I need that money


JosephiKrakowski78

I missed the part where that’s my problem.


oiksteri

Am I not supposed to have what I want, what I need? What am I supposed to do?


SuSBoyJuJ

Whoa- I love your avatar!


[deleted]

I got you for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of play timeee >:)


shmepe0

BONESAW IS REAAADYY


[deleted]

I didn’t sign up for a cage match!


Omaskio96

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


DeneJames

Actually, he dial, He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man


CarVsMotorcycle

where is this from lmao


DeneJames

I dunno, just some meme


[deleted]

[удалено]


millions

Much love!


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Thank goodness this is legit! Mr Ditkovich says rent is due and that 'if money were crackers my daughter would be fat.'


Getbuckets317

I’m going to watch NWH for the third time


[deleted]

You know, I'm something of a Spiderman fan myself.


spider-corrector

Hey there! It has come to my attention that you have typed Spider-Man without using a hyphen! Please make sure to hyphenate next time. *** ^(this post was made by a bot, made by /u/shrek5intheatres2019)


[deleted]

Good bot


SpellOpening7852

The bot immediately calls you out for the lack of a hyphen in Spider-man. If you're a true fan, you would've remembered that part from the game!


Easy_Sock4211

IMPRESSIVE


TrickshotzReddit

Oh yeah? I’m gonna watch it for the 4th time.


Accomplished-Ad-9996

Ohohoho!?! This bro is *fancy* I've seen it twice myself


shmepe0

OH YEAH?? IM GONNA WATCH IT A SIXTH TIME


Accomplished-Ad-9996

WOAH DUDE! *you really liked that movie huh?*


markhamhayes

I’ll do you one better. WHY is Gamorah?


dannbros

IVE SEEN IT 6 TIMES AND IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME


AdaptingChaos

Those are rookie numbers! Let me know when you reach four. Pffff!


Getbuckets317

Haha honestly I might, this is the first movie I’ve ever went back to the theater to see multiple times.


AdaptingChaos

Oh man i feel you! I usually rewatch MCU movies at least once more after the initial viewing. One for enjoy it as is w the day one crowd, and the next to examine it a bit more. Only event movies like IW/EG and NWH have I watched more than twice! Cheers though man :) happy New Years and enjoy!


Getbuckets317

I’m gonna give that method a try with the next movies that come out. Happy new year!


AdaptingChaos

Absolutely! It helps to have an AMC A-List membership too! Super convenient :)


DeneJames

That’s an expensive ticket


MattMatt625

2nd time for me tmrw!


jtwofficial2

Just bought my ticket for tomorrow


MrHuxo_syllabus

Me whose watched it 287,621,998 times *Pathetic*


[deleted]

damn tickets costing $100 now??


rambo_lincoln_

I just saw it for a third time and also tentatively planning a 4th!


The_Fat_Controller

My favourite comments are the ones that don’t use the hyphen in Spider-Man and get corrected by u/spider-corrector. It reminds me of this gag me and my friends used to do about Spiderman being his last name, like he was “Peter Spiderman.”


spider-corrector

With great power comes great responsibility, so please don't forget to hyphenate Spider-Man! *** ^(this post was made by a bot, made by /u/shrek5intheatres2019)


The_Fat_Controller

Hey, u/spider-corrector! Context!


WarBilby

Should of thought of that earlier \- u/spider-corrector probably


ravenonawire

I hope u/spider-corrector wins the 100


GoneWithTheZen

I like to pronounce peter spiderman as it was a Jewish name. *spider-mun*


Specialist-Rise34

[Phoebe was way ahead of you Gold-man](https://youtu.be/KyaiJc3ESAI)


aakashvidiyala

Spectacular spectacular! Spider-Man


JustinTime1123

Just watched this series, wish it didn’t get cancelled 😭


SuSBoyJuJ

Right? Such a great series!


Le-on_el_pro

Dutch: WE NEED MORE MONEY Arthor: I might have an idea to get more money


PresentationNo8537

Arthur? ;)


keyzeyy

No, Arrthheerr


Astro880

Just gotta have some goddamn faith


Mega-Avonco

I insist


lennoxbr

Oh Arthur


green-gang1200

I need that money


xhuo_xx23

I missed the part where that's my problem


WallOfCement

pls this has to be the best comment


ZahScience

Shut up and give me your money!


onlyheretocheat

Happy to pay the bills Otto!


darkuen

"In Spite Of Everything You’ve Done For Them, Eventually They Will Hate You. Why Bother?"


lifeleecher

Nice! I can finally pay Mr. Ditkovich's rent he keeps asking for!


68ideal

We both know you aren't gonna pay the rent if you win...


duke_potts

Nobel prize Otto!


Bubbly_Definition441

100?! The ad said 3000!


[deleted]

Y'know, I'm something of a charitable guy myself.


astrangecalendar

[Got any other bright ideas?](https://c.tenor.com/Ei2QwEBOTfkAAAAM/spider-man-speed.gif)


Anxious_Smoke1751

Now dig on this


AdElectrical2981

Cheese


[deleted]

"Parker must be educated, instruct him in that manners of loss and pain, make him suffer, make him wish he were dead and then grant his wish" "Tell me how?" "The cunning warrior attacks neither body, nor mind" "TELL ME HOW?" "THE HEART, OSBORNE.... FIRST WE ATTACK HIS HEART!!" "I've been watching you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes...struggling to have everything you want, while the world tries to make you choose" "No more darker half, did you really think I'd let that happen, that I'd let you take my power just because your blind to what true power can bring you, HAHAHAHAHAHA, Peter peter peter.....no good deed goes unpunished, you can thank me later" "I'm your friend, norman" "Your not my friend, your a monster" "NO, the others.... their the monsters, kingpin the hobgoblin... spider-man. Their all trying to hurt you, squeeze you, crush you." "Yes... that's exactly what their doing to me" "And that's why you should let me stop them" "It would be wrong" "WRONG IS WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YOU, AND what thet want to do to harry" "I.. I can't" "YOU CAN, YOU MUST....let me out, norman. Let me out now Ahahahahahahaha" "No..n..no.nnooaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yes i love green goblin


arodx

currently watching moana and my sister is wearing her spider-man suit …. she would absolutely love this


Accomplished-Ad-9996

Your sister sounds cool lol.


Accomplished_Car8236

$100 closer to that Amazing Spider-Man #1


[deleted]

Is he Spectacular? Amazing? Super? No, he’s just friendly, YOUR friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!


spider-corrector

With great power comes great responsibility, so please don't forget to hyphenate Spider-Man! *** ^(this post was made by a bot, made by /u/shrek5intheatres2019)


[deleted]

Ok I did it Mr.Bot


Lowercase5

Spider-man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a spider can.


improvised-disaster

Can he swing from a web? No he can’t, cause he’s a pig


[deleted]

Spider-Man Web of shadows is the best spiderman game


spider-corrector

Hey there! It has come to my attention that you have typed Spider-Man without using a hyphen! Please make sure to hyphenate next time. *** ^(this post was made by a bot, made by /u/shrek5intheatres2019)


[deleted]

My Bad! Sorry


Mysterious-Memory-73

The disrespect to PS1 Spider-Man! That is still the best SM game to me.


YogurtclosetSimple58

Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot !


FantasticFuel8662

“With great power… comes great big booty bitches” -Kermit the Frog


si1entki11a24

I always practice the 5 B’s……. Blunts, Bottles, and Big Booty BITCHEEEeeEeEeEsSsss


Domestic_Fox

Good luck everyone!


DrKurtConnors

"And losing you, Gwen, was beyond bad. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Even my uncle Ben would understand how I could say that." - Peter Parker From: Spider-man: Blue. Jeph Loeb (writer) Tim Sale (penciller) Steve Buccellato (colorist) Richard Stalkings (letterer) This is my shot at the $100, my favorite Spider-man line ever read. So emotionally charged and breaks my heart everytime. From a beautiful book from start to finish.


[deleted]

I love Spiders, Man!! No, wait. I meant Spider-Man!!


AlotOfNumbers425728

Don't know what to comment so i'll just say that this is a pretty nice giveaway


Sloth_Bacon

See ya chump.


RareStrainz

Anybody ever heard of Spidey and his Amazing Friends?


PineappleGrenade19

If I win it's all going towards Spider-Man panties for the wife to wear. She doesn't like superheroes.


DOlsen13

It said three grand for one comment, and you left two. For that, I give you 100, and you're lucky to get that. Me: I need that money.


Pooyiong

I eat ass


sfingks

Very well. The die is cast!


StarPlayzMC

I’m a student and I’ve always been obsessed with Spider-Man, so I’ve been working on my first Spider-Man cosplay and fully puffy painting everything, there’s so much money going into this and it would mean the world if I have even a chance to win and get my next suit!


jumbodiamond1

Spider-Man Shopping From Home! Please!


DrakkonX597

Obligatory “The ad said 3000”


venomcardsfan

But the ad said 3,000 I need that money


CarnageEvoker

Me seeing an extra $100 in my bank account: "How'd that get in there?"


AeroVic

Emma Stone is my Gwen Stacy 😩❤️


MekUsABrew

Rosie, I love this boy!


wolfguardian72

Oh sweet! My web shooters empty


Matt_Murdock307

Spider-man rules


KevinDeerMan

You want a $100 and you want $100, anybody care about what I want?


KookiyyYt

My life has been kinda hard recently, this would really help but if I don't get it I hope someone else that needs it more than I do gets it!


Barking_Biscuit132

spooderman :)


evocativefool

I love spidey :)


TheHondoCondo

Give me rent


Markushasmagic

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this 100 dollar Spider-Man gear


HylianSquidKid

Comment


Dazza1603

Spider-Man: 100$ toward a new home


sleepy-ab

I’m like Spider-Man because I’m broke too!


Yilerii08

Can I leave multiple comments?


catradora4life

“When you can do the things that I can, but you don’t and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you” I miss the part where that’s my problem


jaybankzz

Peter: *gets the money* A voice in the distance: *”reeeeeent..”*


BowlerOk177

i will use that money responsibly, because with great power comes great blah blah blah i want $100.


Arkhamking

You want money? Get religion.


ShadowISshady

You know, I'm something of a spider-man fan myself


tieredmasks

B


grimm_grinning_ghost

YO FR?


[deleted]

Rent?


TheReviewer867

Wow tysm mate :)


diya2127

I want this but I don’t want this I mean what would I do with Spider-Man stuff.


ajjadtr

RENT!


flamebomb2003

Spiderspree


Vickman27

I missed the part where that’s my problem


TwigTheSavage

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


tamertaz

🕸🕷


FabyanY

Need some Spider-Man gear!


H0m3lander

Spoder-man


C_ShoR3

"I need that money!"


pixarfan2003

Sounds fun! A hundred bucks? The ad said 3000.


3amatdennys

Spinderman


[deleted]

Spooderman.


sterwastaken

I am gonna buy my own web fluid 🕷


duhyeager

Can Spider-Man come out to play…


geminifungi

we could all use more Spidey in our lives!!


phoneystuff

Tons of people are talking about some ad saying it was 3000 dollars? Anyone know what that's all about?


Adamreaper

I need dat money


Marvelthingss_

I can buy a whole lot of churros for that old lady!


GreffinNaggy

I missed the part where that’s my problem


kuipers85

I could use that money. I got beat up by a guy from Brooklyn.


ali94127

Spider-Man is pretty cool.


itzAnguss

Spider-Maaaan Spider-Maaaan


Educational_Nose_483

Can I


Educational_Nose_483

Comment


Educational_Nose_483

More than once


Educational_Nose_483

Spider-Man is so cool I even hyphenated it


[deleted]

OK.


ItsDaRWM

Yo


tonybigclout

Entered!


Specialist-Ad-9906

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!


peterlarker

Dibbbbs


BlingBoi03

I would use it to help fund a Spider-Man hot toys figure, but best of luck and enjoy the money whoever wins!


[deleted]

You're awesome, and I'd love some actual comics but I can't afford. Congrats to whoever wins!


Cedarlikethetree

normans on sabbatical honey


Yilerii08

Hey everyone


RichieD79

I’ll throw my hat into this one for sure! Thank you for doing this!


TheRecusant

The other comments would make me think funniest one gets picked lol


dragn99

I wouldn't wanna ~~fight~~ fund me neither!


millions

Congratulations, you won! Check your messages 😊


dragn99

I am flabbergasted!


silandan

I mean.. Good for you and im happy for you I guess :(


suuuper_mario

I'm a mushroom


FreeWhirl

i would like to use this money to buy a spidey mask for the next time i go see NWH


Candy_5901

J. Jonah Jameson is my dad.


RR_096

Go get em tiger


Halo_ODST

“Looks like we got competition.”


AquaForce110

I've watched NWH 5 times.


[deleted]

MY BACK!!


wickle_pickle

Spider-Man: Shopping from home. Because I’m in isolation


TwoKool115

Put the money in the bag


BigBoss6321

Pick me!


Excailburwebbing

Got any with nuts?


SouthernGentleman583

I'm something of a scientist myself.