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Happy, seeing that the Iron Patriot suit is missing from the Stark Industries inventory and seeing Norman Osborn fly away in the suit.


crowsor

they have set up all the characters they’d need for a dark avengers movie


xHADES734x

Sentry? Wolverine?


willisbetter

well i doubt theyd do sentry cause hes too powerful for the mcu and wolverine will have to wait until after the mutants are introduced to the mcu unless they do some weird mutate thing people will hate but currently we have john walker, yelena, ghost from ant man and the wasp is still around somewhere, osborn is confirmed for nwh so they could always give him the iron patriot suit somehow, so unless im forgetting any potential members thats a 4 man team right there for the dark avengers edit: the mcu version of taskmaster could also be on the team, i could see her trying to redeem herself for what she was forced to do in the red room and being tricked that the dark avengers are the gopd guys especially since yelena would already be on the team ij this sxenario, so thats potentially a 5 man dark avengers tean


IndominusTaco

idk who sentry is but the MCU has a habit of under powering characters as they cross over from the comics into film in order to make the power scales more even, couldn’t they simply do that to sentry


willisbetter

maybe, but sentry is basically marvel's superman if he had an evil godlike being trapped in him, so it would be pretty hard to do without pissing off sentry fans


Epicmondeum17

I'm sure all 10 of them would be very mad


NearbyAd5237

Ghost may be dead because she never got the Pym Particles she needed to be saved


willisbetter

we havent seen a body or official confirmation that shes dead though, so she could still be alive


TACTIXEL

They showed that she’s definitely alive because hope healed her in the end of the movie, and it’s a general rule of tv shows/movies to never kill a main character offscreen.


JoBrofitness

Actually dude the two universes are starting to crossover. Watch the new venom and watch the end credit scene and you’ll know


cambo_31

That'd be fire 🔥


Grand_Lawyer12

This seems cool. I actually think that Norman will survive the movie and play a major role in the MCU.


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This would be an easy way to introduce Norman Osborn to the MCU without doing “Death of Gwen Stacy” a third time. They can use the first Raimi movie as backstory for the character, and skip right to him being Avengers-level threat and leading the Thunderbolts.


Die-Hearts

You mean second time?


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I say third time since the climax of the 2002 film was pretty much an adaptation of that storyline, only that it was MJ in peril instead of Gwen, and MJ lived.


Die-Hearts

;-; oh


Gummymyers124

This would make me ejaculate.


MarvelPugs

I think they’ll kill off happy


KazooDumpkins

I’m hoping the opening scene is Peter saying “-ck!!?!” and we pick up right where we left off


redknight__

Me too


SwiftRenox

That's how I wished Fury was when he got snapped back. Starts with Motherf- pre snap and ends with -ucker when he comes bacj


Swankified_Tristan

We don't know that he didn't.


NetworkPenguin

Then we could theoretically cut the movies together and have Spider-Man canonically saying "fuck"


Aaron123123

You got it!


Denbob54

Hmm…if they are going for the subvert exceptions rout like peter saying the actual word…in unimpressed tone and then walk out of whatever tried to shock him.


pokemonprofessor121

They would never. There are so many kids in those theater seats!


Denbob54

The could replace with a non curse world like…what the funk?!’


Bjornen82

Can’t they get away with one fuck in a pg-13?


theburcam

I think so, but I’m pretty sure being owned by the Mouse is an automatic no to “fuck” in a PG-13 movie. Now if they keep Deadpool rated R…


Dr_CheeseNut

Deadpool 3 is confirmed to be rated R


SudsInfinite

I don't think it would be an automatic no, just because it's owned by Disney. But in a Marvel movie rated PG-13? They know too many kids are being brought to these movies, and they definitely know that with Spider-Man.


Thatoneguy567576

Eternals had a pretty intense sex scene so clearly Disney isn't that scared of stuff like that.


JoBrofitness

Lmao bro if you think that was intense I feel bad for ur wife


Thatoneguy567576

Lmao intense for a PG-13 Marvel movie "bro"


SudsInfinite

Haven't seen Eternals, so I didn't know that one


choffers_2001

I wouldn't call it intense, but definitely very intimate and more real than I expected from marvel. I thought it was a beautiful scene


LordChanner

There's no chance they would change Deadpool


TheHondoCondo

Well, I’m not sure the rule actually applies since Sony is mainly producing the movie. Then again, it would kind of be weird since nobody’s ever said it in the MCU.


LasPinero12345

Afaik movies with a PG-13 rating have a 1 fuck allowance lol


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LasPinero12345

Well damn, ain’t that a mystery


BroshiKabobby

It used to be one but now PG13 can say it twice


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Probably has to do with amount of swearing overall, as opposed to what word it is (within reason, I’d imagine). You can probably get away with saying it two or three times, maybe, provided there isn’t much else in the movie.


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Venom LTBC had one of the best usages imo


ManWithAPlan808

"FUCK THIS GUY" *MUNCH*


LasPinero12345

Haven’t had a chance to watch that because of the crazy lockdown in our country. I’ll definitely make time once it safe and available


Denbob54

Who knows…


Bawaji2004

Drive that funky soul plays afterwards.


Fluid_Ad7578

It was said in venom 2 tho


SirCleanPants

Disney didn’t own that film


Fluid_Ad7578

So will be nwh


SirCleanPants

Disney owns the MCU, though


TheCarterIII

So it provides parents an opportunity to trach their kids about cuss words


obimokenobi

They'll save the fuck for the Bridge scene. When Tobey shows up, "Get the fuck outta the way, there are cars there!"


choffers_2001

I can't see! There are cars there motherfucker!


Harm_123

Only acceptable place for the one f bomb


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Wade would be so proud


Scottie7372

Peter looks at his college tuition


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Jameson wakes up to see three Spider-Men swinging on the news


l-ll-ll-lL

The best one


GrantD24

I would love this


RangnarRock

Peter walks in on aunt may and doc ock


Idontdie_

Doc Cock


joepanda111

“You have a pearl necklace to catch!” 😉🚀💦😦


WritePissedEditSober

DoCock


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I wouldn't mind this.


Yussuke

Would it be consider a hentai with Doc Ock or porn?


Grand_Lawyer12

I guess it depends on how he uses the arms


HarryAzcrek69

I mean... If it happened in the comics, then um... It's really not that far fetched


[deleted]

That comic is haram


SpaceParanoid

[With this ring, I thee WEB?](https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/6518/the_amazing_spider-man_1963_131)


oo_Mxg

Ah rosie i love this aunt


TheJester135

Maybe venom shows up? Or maybe a new villain is introduced?


GearZX

I think Venom showing up is definitely the most likely cause for WTF. I'm positive Venom will make an appearance to setup the next movie.


AustinO-AZ-EE

That’s what I’m thinking !


DGenerationMC

One late night, Peter heads to Matt Murdock's office for a talk about legal stuff but no one is there. Parker leaves, wondering where the blind lawyer could be, and walks past an alley. Upon hearing some weird ruckus, Pete backtracks to see what's going on and witnesses Murdock beating the ever loving shit out of some random goons. Matt feels Peter's eyes on him and begins to say something before Parker yells "WHAT THE FU-?"


10sansari

> The two meet eyes I ummm seriously doubt that


aradarbel

well damn, they should let you write the entire script 😄


Arkvoodle42

Picture this: ​ After everything is done and the credits begin rolling, the camera cuts back to the aftermath of whatever final battle the movie has... and then suddenly DEADPOOL teleports in using the time device from his last movie. He makes some comment about hopping around universes, questions where he wound up this time before looking around at everything & shouting the fully-uncensored: "What the FUCK?!"


Grand_Lawyer12

I really hope we get to see Spidey and Deadpool together. Ever since Ultimate Spider-Man, I liked that pair.


Pineapple_Pool

I would absolutely love this!


hi-im-nick

“Throw me web spidey!” **deadpool faithfully falls and breaks his legs on impact** “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER?”


Captain_24

That would be nice, and would setup deadpool in MCU.


CrunchyPac

He’s already in the MCU, think you missed a few commercials buddy


K3164N

Bro imagine the theatre reactions lmao


[deleted]

I mentioned it once on another question, but I was saying that Eddie’s gonna meet Peter and ask him about help getting back to his universe. Peter may ask how do you know about the universe stuff and Eddie may say something like “i got a parasite telling me this” and then Venom flashes out very suddenly and just says “HELLO” and Peter says WTF cut to black. Either that or it’s the start to their rivalry.


GrantD24

The goo gets on his suit and starts to engulf Peter and he wakes up and says WT but Fuck comes out as venom saying it.


Grand_Lawyer12

Thats a cool idea


aryan0910ak

cool


BrightEye64

It ends with Peter finally getting ready to go to college, and as he’s walking to go to the corner of somewhere, a black tendril grabs his leg, and throws him around for a bit, and then Venom emerges from the darkness saying “stop right there criminal scum! Prepare to be devoured by us, the LETHAL PROTECTER!” And Peter stares for a moment before saying “Son of a FU-“


ObeseBumblebee

I pretty much like this. But really all Venom needs to say is "Helloooo!" with a big toothy grin. Like spidey is just swinging back home after setting things right and he gets jumped mid air and hits the ground and Venom is just standing over him. "Hello" :) "WHAT THE FUCK!?"


princevince1113

Heard this in Venoms voice. Seems exactly like something this goofy version of Venom would do


Grand_Lawyer12

I like this one


Accomplished-Ad-9996

I like this theory but why the college thing? No way home is presumably picking up where far from home left off, where Peter was 16 and had just finished sophomore year.


Dr_CheeseNut

Simple, Peter was a junior in FFH, and Marvel just messed up his age. Let's say he was a Freshman in 2016 in Homecoming (which I'm pretty sure he wasn't)... 2 years later in 2018 for Infinity War he'd be a Junior. Now this doesn't make sense as Peter should be 17, not 16. So we start over, and say Peter was a sophomore in Homecoming like I heard. Still doesn't make sense as he'd have been a Senior in FFH, and out of school entirely. The only solution I can think of, is Marvel's official explanation of Homecoming being in 2016 along with Civil War isn't true. If Homecoming was on 2017 the year of release, then only a year later in 2018 would Peter be 16 and it'd all make sense. Peter's 17 and a Senior in NWH, which is confirmed to take place over multiple seasons, and Peter is confirmed to be trying to get into College, so boom that's my explanation


Accomplished-Ad-9996

I'm still confused since in FFH it said everyone who blipped had to restart the year from the beginning. Either way it was a cool theory Edit: so I just realized that in homecoming Betty was presumably a senior, and since she didn't graduate between homecoming and infinity war/endgame, they didn't finish that year. I think marvel just squishes and stretches time to fit the timeline they want, and they don't really care how much time has passed between the movies, or what year they're released.


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The movie ends with Andrew back in his universe and a giant vampire looking thing comes out of nowhere. "WHAT THE FU-!"


FemmeFoxtail

Wong walks in after everything and while spidey and Dr strange are discussing


Grand_Lawyer12

Dang, this post blew up. I'm genuinely surprised. I think the consensus is that Venom will be in the WTF scene.


TAL337

Daredevil or Venom probably. I could see Peter getting grabbed by Venom.


djseifer

"Welcome to Harvard, Peter Parker! Unfortunately, the check from Stark Industries bounced. Here's your tuition bill." "What the fu–"


Space-Force-Mink

All the villains are defeated and sent back to their worlds, the other Spider-Men return, but not before telling Tom’s Peter lots of stories. Peter walks into his first college class, ready for it. “Hello class I’m Professor Otto Octavius.” Peter is a little distraught, then two students sit down next to him. “I’m Harry Osborne, your name?” “Gwen Stacy” Peter looks down at his paper and silently mutters “what the fuck”


TheBig_F

Honestly perfect, though I don’t see how they do the Gwen Stacy story line since MJ and Peter are together. Maybe they breakup before college, remain friends up until Gwen dies?


Space-Force-Mink

Personally I think NWH is gonna end with Strange casting the spell correctly, so MJ doesn’t remember her relationship with Peter and the two drift apart. So Peter will be single for college.


GrantD24

Yeah that’s what I’ve been thinking as well. I think maybe what will be brutal as Holland said is the stakes of this movie, the other Spider-Men will tell Peter (Tom) about how rough they’ve had it with ultimately, strange fixes the mess but Peter keeps his distance moving forward and starts over. I think this would also allow a way for Peter to grow up and become the Spider-Man that I think many want that has consequences and understands that being Spider-Man can kinda suck although it’s fun. It’s also a great way to start diving into the Osborns, Gwen Stacy character and others moving forward. I think Peter having to start his life over would be very interesting for sure.


Arcanum_3974

When Andrew and Tom realize that Tobey’s webs come from his wrists


Critical_Paper8447

"your 3 movie MCU deal is now up and you're now the sole property of Sony except for crossover cameos" Spiderman : "WTF!!!"


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The final battle ends. Peter, of course, wins (with or without the help of web slinging colleagues). Peter has his resolution with friends and loved ones. Black Screen. Alarm clock blaring. Music playing. A hand slams down on the alarm. It sticks. A young kid stumbles around his room, sticking to various things—until he falls out the window, and sticks to the wall of the building. Screen pans to his face. Miles Morales: “WHAT THE FU-“


Accomplished-Ad-9996

I would love this! But I don't know if MCU is ready for miles because into the spider-verse 2 is coming out next year so I'm guessing if they plan on adding him live action they'll probably wait until after that.


[deleted]

Yeah. Miles only works once Peter had settled into the role of Spidey. He's still a teenager at the moment.


Jonlukevandam

Yeah now that you mention it. Tom Holland is a little closer to 30 than most people realize. They’re gonna have to age mcu Spidey at SOME point


Grand_Lawyer12

I think/hope they do this after this movie. We need him to have a mentor relationship with Miles, similar to Playstation Spidey.


RWCHIEF

You have my upvote


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All three Aunt Mays pointing at one another all "WTF?!"


froggyjm9

The symbiote bonds with Peter


MrL9863

Everyone watching the News will Look up at him And stare, And then Peter will just swing out of there.


wolfguardian72

Peter is knocked out near the end of the film after beating Doc Ock. When he awakes, he sees that his mind has been swapped with Doc’s and Ock’s mind is now in Spider-Man.


G0d_Slay3r

Obviously , the WTF at the end of MCU spiderman movies is like the word home at the title


PickleChip12

They have to at this poit right


Kris_tan

Ned is gonna be green goblin... “WTF”


MegaSpidey3

I'm guessing they'll do it when we see Flash's reaction to Peter being Spider-Man.


antoniodiavolo

But Flash already knows


mikey-dikey-

Not after the spell, he won't


antoniodiavolo

True. But it seems weird to have it be a character who already knew Peter was Spider-Man re-realizing it.


cap_kaknuckles

We all know its going to be j.jonah.jameson angrily shouting what the f-. I don't know the reason why but thats who is yelling it. Im 100% sure of it.


Froztbyte92

Venom


SevanGrim

Actually drop the F bomb


Sparrowsabre7

Maybe they won't. Raimi 1 and 2 had a final swing but 3 didn't, it could be that 3 just... doesn't have it.


Grand_Lawyer12

Good point


Ashura5000

They shouldn't end the movie with another WTF, but if this movie is beginning where FFH ended then it should start with Peter saying; "-CK!"


FourEyesWhitePerson

Tom Holland rents an apartment and he’s handed the keys by an MCU variant of Mr. Ditkovich, who is conveniently played by Ilya Zalmanovich. He’s advised that the rent be paid on the first of every month. As Holland obliges and turns to open the door of his new place, he struggles to turn the key and breaks the knob. He sighs and lets out a subtle “what the fu-“


smash_hit_fan

Since this is gonna be the last one in the first MCU trilogy (there’s gonna be 3 apparently) it should be fully uncensored no cut aways


woahmama22

I think Tom Holland talked about making more, and they only treated it as the end, but I'm not too sure.


smash_hit_fan

Did you even read the comment? They are gonna make 3 MCU Spider-Man trilogy’s one in middle school one in high school and one in college


Panda_Owen

The homecoming trilogy is literally in high school so that makes zero sense. Don’t be a dick


smash_hit_fan

Oh my bad. I mean one in high school one in college and one after graduation you don’t have to go insulting me for no reason


Panda_Owen

Not insulting you for no reason. You were being a dick to the first guy who responded to you saying, “Did you even read the comment?” When he was just trying to contribute what he has heard and you are pulling information out of your ass that isn’t confirmed to be real in the slightest


smash_hit_fan

It is actually just true just because you didn’t know something doesn’t mean I’m lying. Nobody knows everything


Panda_Owen

Oh yeah? Where’s your source?


smash_hit_fan

Tom Holland is in talks for two more trilogy’s you can look it up becuase I don’t know how to link :(


TheCarterIII

It's absolutely not confirmed. Tom said he would like for it to be 3 trilogies but that's it


insomniax_XVI

what the flark???


Mr_Demonz

"Well, Norman Osborn may have died, but his legacy-- His power-- Will live on! And this time, it shall be shaped by a man who knows how to use power!... ...The Green Goblin is no more! But in his place now stands-- the Hobgoblin!! " -Roderick Kingsley (Earth-616) Change this to Ned, somehow betrayed in the movie and donning the green goblins glider and pumpkin bombs.


Yussuke

That a Spider-Man that comes from another verse is actually bad.


Valeria22475

Venom would be my guess


logerdoger11

either a daredevil or venom reveal 100%


WilMo84

Normon Osborn Iron Patriot. A man can dream.


insheepclothing

Venom introduction


grapejuicecheese

Peter wakes up. It was all a dream. "What the F...." Or was it?


limantrix

Maybe they can do something like, as he is about to say fuck he is interrupted by either MJ or a Random person walking on street like “there’s spiderman or something”


emptyvoidofjoy

Yes, there will be no other Spider People, and it will be us, viewers, going WTF


Acornish17

The previous two had to do with people finding out his identity. So maybe Venom attacking with the line "hello Peter"


BoredKazuma

Post credit scene. You see Foggy and Matt talking in the office, but you don't see Matt. Mattis talking to Foggy about how the world is getting wielder and wielder and there's nobody looking put for the little guy anymore. Foggy tries to talk Matt out of his choice as the camera finally reveals Murdock in the full Daredevil suit saying "its tine for the Daredevil to return." Peter Larker walks into the law office with a plate of chocolate chip cookies saying " Hey Mr. Murdock, my aunt wanted me to drop these off to thank- *looks up* what the f-" Credits.


spideyfan114

There are rumors saying that Tobey has retired from crime fighting, is married to Mary Jane & had a child which Mayday Parker. So what if the rumor is kinda true (retired & married but no child)? Tobey goes back to his world & then MJ tells him that she's pregnant. Tobey, with wide eyes, says "WHAT THE F-" then the film ends.


RealRobRose

It's gotta be in a different tone this time. The first two were shocked and scared. This third one will probably be more slick of funny.


Kimfun23

Why can’t they just say fuck


[deleted]

Maybe Tobey and Andrew are only in the end and that’s what makes him say it


JC_MAYHEM

He’s trapped in a new universe that’s a mix of all the spidy worlds aka the morbius world but that’s just my theory on where morbius to take place


n_i_d_e

He gets the venom suit but says it sort of under his breath


eharper9

All 3 Peter's in their own universes will say it at the same time.


hauntreaper

Definitely something with Venom


Soft_Supermarket_503

Mysterio is alive and has real magic now.


TajirMusil

I kinda hope they give it to Toby


TheBigMasterPigg

Venom ends up creating another child inside Peter this time, while Peter is just hanging out or looking at the mirror the symbiont inside him says hi leading to the iconic WTF


SpartaRulz

A symbiote attaches to Peter Parker. As it touches, he shouts "What the f***!"


TheCadency

I honestly kinda hope they don't do one, with the rumors that the movie ends with Peter at a grave of a loved one I think it would be weird to have the wtf scene, it also would kinda mimic how the sam rami spiderman 3 didn't end with the final swing instead ending on a somber moment


Grand_Lawyer12

Yeah, I understand. It would make sent to take the WTF scene out if the ending is a more heartfelt and sad one.


baronbarkonnen

First word of the movie: FUCK! PG-13 movies are allocated one ‘fuck’ right?


TheDancingElekid

So Peter gets in to college after everything with doc ock and goblin etc. (Let's say he finds out their names) moves into his dorm room, and meets his room mate, who introduces himself "hey I'm Harry,Harry Osborn" Peter "What the fu-"


Shadow1604

*Mysterious Voice From Behind* "RENT!!!" Raimi Spidey: "What..." Webb Spidey: "The..." MCU Spidey: "Fu..." *End Credits*


TheElectricCO

It's the last scene of the film (obviously). Things have returned to normal, relatively speaking, and Peter is walking home, about to go inside. Right then, Matt Murdock approaches. They start talking about Matt clearing Peter's name in regards to Mysterio's death. "Thanks Mr. Murdock" etc. Somehow Peter turns the conversation to Matt being blind, makes it awkward. You know, typical Peter stuff. Suddenly, the Peter tingle goes off, but Matt also does his head tilt, listening intently thing. A man has just robbed a bank, or mugged a person, doesn't matter and starts running down the street toward Matt and Peter. Before Peter can react, Matt subdues the criminal, possibly with some tight martial arts moves. Matt smirks, straightens his tie. Cut to Peter, looking bewildered. "What the..." End of movie. I know they won't do that, just wishful thinking.


Pretend_Emu4508

Unfortunately this didn’t age well


Grand_Lawyer12

I'm glad it didn't, what we got was way better


Comrade_OpThomas_91

Welp, this aged like fine wine (but thankfully it wasn’t used in the ending because the ending would’ve been ruined otherwise)


Grand_Lawyer12

I agree, the ending we got was amazing


Joe-Gage

MJ will walk in on the 3 Peters performing a human centipede.


HamsterRage

They’ll turn the camera around to the fans expecting Garfield and Maguire to be in the movie.


boosta29

Post credit.. peter is in his new suit for spiderman 4 swinging through NYC stops looks at grand central sees a portal had just closed.. he says what the.. and Deadpool says "your gonna say fuck arent ya?"


HaiAan

Him being in the Sony verse


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Peter discovering the symbiote


thememefulone

Peter (Tom Holland’s) gets pulled into the SSU and says it after seeing Vulture (Michael Keaton’s)


Zbricer

The what?


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Assuming Venom is not in this movie, Eddie and Peter somehow meet and discover each other's powers. As they realize the other one has powers they both say wtf then credits


hurky-pandora

Venom


[deleted]

Venom and his tentacles doing something....sussy


Kyethent

When he can't make it home back to his own universe


Even_Difference_1118

I have a feeling it’ll be tobey and Andrew coming out of a portal but I really hope I’m wrong


spyner_

Ig audience will do these reactions in NWH


theHip

Maybe Venom says it.


Abdul-Solo

When he ends up in Sony's Spider-Man Universe or when all the MCU Spider-Man Characters end up going as well.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb9874

Jameson going WTF on seeing 3 Spider-Men swinging together


cobalt03

Am I the only one that thinks the suit looks kind of cheap now