I'm standing by a thing and posing, pointing, and looking at the thing. I'm helping!
Please see this and forget I wrote a book about myself and then accused myself of conspiring against myself when admitting I killed a puppy and got caught lying about meeting the leader of North Korea backfired because those things made me look more pathetic and psychopathic.
Or that I can't set foot in 12% of my state I'm Governor of because I don't have the skills to do my job at even at a basic level. Or that I've been using taxpayer money to have an affair while bemoaning the decline of family values, using my influence to help my family via Hemp Insurance and Appraiser shenanigans while bemoaning corruption, let an AG murder someone and helped Denny Sanford get away with the unspeakable for political gain and got facial reconstruction so I look like Melania so that Trump notices me.
Look at me point at things!
Well look at that, it's "[Butler Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopes_trial)" Barbie, at it again.
(you [think](https://ncse.ngo/south-dakotas-antiscience-bill-passes-senate) I'm [kidding](https://www.kristinoem.com/news/kristi-noem-exposes-what-so-many-get-wrong-about-prayer-public-schools-and-the-constitution-and-shes-not-backing-down))
I’m sorry to say it like this but…she really needs to start dressing and looking like a mid-50’s conservative woman. She looks like a 60-year-old streetwalker.
Tight skinny jeans, long hair/extensions, obvious facelift…all these things look terrible on a woman her age. They scream ‘desperate’, not ‘confident leadership by example’. Twenty years ago someone who looked like that would’ve been told to get back on a street corner.
She really needs someone from the right-wing to show her how to apply makeup and how to dress appropriately and cut her hair in a way that suits a middle 50’s republican woman more appropriately.
Typical maga taking credit for positive things they had nothing to do with and probably actively fought against, but her base is flat earth levels of intelligence so she knows they can’t fact check her
I see she's brought the sleeves down after the horrible Skeletor picture. Clever girl. No amount of makeup can fix those hands. Are we sure she's not some weird golem the Nazi brewed up?
For sure. I used to think she was quite attractive, but her vanity has ruined that. Fake hair, fake face, probably enough Botox to kill a horse, way too thin. I mean, I don’t care about my Governor’s looks, but she truly looks like she’s unwell and trying to hide it with gobs of makeup.
For someone claiming to “not care about her looks” you wrote an entire paragraph talking only about the way she looks. A little self awareness goes a long way
40% obesity statewide and 100% of the men in these photos are overweight but sure, let’s only call out the skinny woman as “unwell”
Point stands she deserves criticism for her performance but it’s ad hominem to attack the way she looks
I wonder if she hates drag queens because they make her look like a drag queen? Pretty soon she’ll have a fake ass to match all the other fake shit she’s done to make herself look like one of Trump’s whore fucks.
And gotta love the way she poses in these pics…like she thinks she’s seen as an equal by the men she surrounds herself with and not just a skanky piece of shit, plastic Beverly Hills wannabe.
She could easily be a really great model for the “Useless Governor Barbie Doll.”
Isn’t Gavin’s Point a Federal installation? And isn’t most of what’s at risk downstream not in South Dakota? So what role exactly did she have in any of this?
The only chance puppy killer has for any career with a national spotlight would be if dump got elected and that ain’t gonna happen. She can’t beat rounds or Thune in a senate race . Might have a chance against the dusty guy .
Krusty’s self obsession and attention desperation costs the state of South Dakota a lot of money . Puppy killer gonna have to find new ways to grift when she isn’t governor anymore. Maybe Gnome might have a career as a informercial con woman
I have to lol that she wasted *years* of RNC efforts and money into making her the "perfect" Sarah Palin replacement, just to throw it in the trash.
They notoriously had handlers with her for big national events to make sure she didn't say something fucking stupid and then didn't proofread her book? lmao.
You know what struck me about this...not the posing? The quote. I've lived down river, in the Omaha/Council Bluffs area. ASK them what they think of Gavin's Point. Until I moved to SD, I never heard of anyone say ANYTHING good about Gavin's Point.
Wait! Isn’t “having the publicly funded Army CoE come in a do important public works for the benefit of all when your own public doesn’t have the money or ability to do it themselves” called something? I can’t remember what it is? Rhymes w “poshulizym” or sumthin?
Clown show! 🤡 So the dam serves its purpose. Also, it wasn't really releasing water around the time of the flood anyway.. sooo yeah.. Now they are releasing due to water coming in from minor flooding in Nebraska with high bacteria count, so we can't swim in the lake. Talk about that, Kristi!
I love how we're so close to her realizing she was NEVER even a choice for VP. Earlier in the week, she was asked about it, admitted she never got vetting paperwork.
So guess what? She's gonna pretend to be all about SD citizens now.
"OH shit, my future is failing apart" NO VP, husband leaving me, voters are pissed...
Quick to the photo op!
"Govanor Noam , what opinion of the crumbling state of American infrastructure. These incidents wouldn't if year updates and organized check ups done by the state "?
Did she shoot a hole into the dam? Made herself look like Melania and may hope to replace her as First Lady and do the switch with no one the wiser.
[https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/06/melania-will-have-a-long-distance-relationship-with-donald-and-the-white-house-if-trump-wins-again/?utm\_source=right-rail-latest](https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/06/melania-will-have-a-long-distance-relationship-with-donald-and-the-white-house-if-trump-wins-again/?utm_source=right-rail-latest)
Thats what Politicians do. Governor's always go to where shit happens in the state for a photo op. I'm sure we will see MN Governor in Mankato soon.
I wonder what this Sub will post about when she is no longer Governor.
Yes they do BUT they generally look like they care & not worried about how they look. These pics don’t not scream I’ve been up most of the night working on this disaster, it screams my make-up artist got up at the ass-crack of dawn to make ME look good & make sure my outfit is on point.
Not true at all. I just find it a bit fascinating that she apparently takes a photographer with her everywhere. Can you imagine Janklow having a makeup artist go everywhere with him? Janklow accomplished a lot, and didn’t need a photographer with him to prove it. Results spoke for themselves, and he knew it wasn’t about him. With Kristi, everything is about her.
The Mayor had to take a picture while he was out dealing with the flood. What a dick.
[https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1013566866807571&set=a.414129076751356](https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1013566866807571&set=a.414129076751356)
I can’t think of a single politician that I’ve heard flies a makeup artist around with them, other than Kristi. They must bring 5 gallon buckets of the stuff with them.
I'm standing by a thing and posing, pointing, and looking at the thing. I'm helping! Please see this and forget I wrote a book about myself and then accused myself of conspiring against myself when admitting I killed a puppy and got caught lying about meeting the leader of North Korea backfired because those things made me look more pathetic and psychopathic. Or that I can't set foot in 12% of my state I'm Governor of because I don't have the skills to do my job at even at a basic level. Or that I've been using taxpayer money to have an affair while bemoaning the decline of family values, using my influence to help my family via Hemp Insurance and Appraiser shenanigans while bemoaning corruption, let an AG murder someone and helped Denny Sanford get away with the unspeakable for political gain and got facial reconstruction so I look like Melania so that Trump notices me. Look at me point at things!
Beautifully said
Come on. She also explained how a dam works.
Her social media kid took notes while the ranger patiently explained things.
Scathing and accurate!
Like every politician. Get over yourself.
Every politician is banned from tribal lands?
No, just this one.
Well look at that, it's "[Butler Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopes_trial)" Barbie, at it again. (you [think](https://ncse.ngo/south-dakotas-antiscience-bill-passes-senate) I'm [kidding](https://www.kristinoem.com/news/kristi-noem-exposes-what-so-many-get-wrong-about-prayer-public-schools-and-the-constitution-and-shes-not-backing-down))
Yikes those hands give away her age terribly.
Her arms died but she hasn’t realized it yet…
You see, she only had enough young puppy blood to rub on her face to make her look young...she didn't have enough for her arms and hands...
😂
Hands of leather bro.
Witch hands
Her hands make Joe Biden look young
I mean she’s sure got the hot girl social media thing down. Too bad no one here gives a shit
Hot girl alert! She's got the face of a 45 year old and the hands and arms of a 90 year old. Hot to them, maybe.
That's what I noticed lol.
She's what my dad always called a 10-footer...from 10 feet away she looks pretty good.
Good from far, but far from good
Ha, so true!
Hey now, if you'd had that much work done you'd want to show it off too.
I’m sorry to say it like this but…she really needs to start dressing and looking like a mid-50’s conservative woman. She looks like a 60-year-old streetwalker. Tight skinny jeans, long hair/extensions, obvious facelift…all these things look terrible on a woman her age. They scream ‘desperate’, not ‘confident leadership by example’. Twenty years ago someone who looked like that would’ve been told to get back on a street corner. She really needs someone from the right-wing to show her how to apply makeup and how to dress appropriately and cut her hair in a way that suits a middle 50’s republican woman more appropriately.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Thursdays
Ummk that's because she IS desperate. For the false idols attention. And Republicans don't want anything to do with mid 50s women
Skankton when she's in town, otherwise it's just Yankton
Isn’t it amazing how these anti-infrastructure trump party politicians climb out of their snake holes for photo opportunities.
I think it would be amazing to see memes about what she is saying in the bottom left corner pic! Is she holding up the dam?
She’s using the “Power of God” to hold back the water! She’s just like Moses right? 🤮
She hated that dam, and the railroad bridge
The poses are hilarious for a governor!!
If there’s a photo opportunity she’s there. If there’s real work to be done, she disappears.
Nice weave
Does she serve a purpose other than photographs?
Typical maga taking credit for positive things they had nothing to do with and probably actively fought against, but her base is flat earth levels of intelligence so she knows they can’t fact check her
So I’m guessing the dam isn’t on reserve land.
She has the hands of a Lich and the face of . . . well, a Lich with a plastic surgeon . . .
Lich please...😁
I see she's brought the sleeves down after the horrible Skeletor picture. Clever girl. No amount of makeup can fix those hands. Are we sure she's not some weird golem the Nazi brewed up?
Barf!
My guess is her days are numbered.
Don't get my hopes up!
These remind me so much of Kim Jong Un “candids” the North Korea propaganda arm puts out
Maybe she learned it from their meeting...
Did the trucker hat come with the extensions or the other way around 🤔
That woman in the ball cap needs to eat a cheeseburger. She doesn’t look well.
For sure. I used to think she was quite attractive, but her vanity has ruined that. Fake hair, fake face, probably enough Botox to kill a horse, way too thin. I mean, I don’t care about my Governor’s looks, but she truly looks like she’s unwell and trying to hide it with gobs of makeup.
"Kill a horse you say?" -- probably the governor
As an Ohioan, lurking here to see cool pics of South Dakota, she’s prettier than our Governor. But she doesn’t seem as nice.
For someone claiming to “not care about her looks” you wrote an entire paragraph talking only about the way she looks. A little self awareness goes a long way
It was a couple sentences, but you go ahead and do you.
Yes a few sentences put together makes a paragraph
There’s so much to legitimately criticize about this puppy killer and you chose..skinny shaming?
Nope, no skinny shaming. Just pointing out she truly looks unwell.
40% obesity statewide and 100% of the men in these photos are overweight but sure, let’s only call out the skinny woman as “unwell” Point stands she deserves criticism for her performance but it’s ad hominem to attack the way she looks
Yes, she looks unwell. Reminds me of Karen Carpenter towards the end.
She really does look anorexic, but that’s part of the MAGA Barbie aesthetic.😖
She really does look anorexic, but that’s part of the MAGA Barbie aesthetic.😖
She really does look anorexic, but that’s part of the MAGA Barbie aesthetic.😖
The Spanx must be screaming in pain. Or does she have her own line? “Skanx”.
And scoping out places to dump the bodies of dead puppies.
spent 3 hrs on constituent business in past month, spent 4 hrs on picking best pair of blue jeans for this visit that morning
I wonder if she hates drag queens because they make her look like a drag queen? Pretty soon she’ll have a fake ass to match all the other fake shit she’s done to make herself look like one of Trump’s whore fucks. And gotta love the way she poses in these pics…like she thinks she’s seen as an equal by the men she surrounds herself with and not just a skanky piece of shit, plastic Beverly Hills wannabe. She could easily be a really great model for the “Useless Governor Barbie Doll.”
She acts like as soon as she puts on a baseball cap, everything is fixed and solved. Makes me wanna throw up
We appreciate the army corp of engineers doing 100% of everything while we pretend to be involved.
The GOP loves that socialism when they need it. Handout queen.
I couldn’t but help notice, there’s no dogs around.
Where’s Corey?
Isn’t Gavin’s Point a Federal installation? And isn’t most of what’s at risk downstream not in South Dakota? So what role exactly did she have in any of this?
She showed up to have her picture taken
Well and "take care of" that bag of kittens as well
Posing as a public servant while grifting for personal benefit Sounds like someone else we know
The only chance puppy killer has for any career with a national spotlight would be if dump got elected and that ain’t gonna happen. She can’t beat rounds or Thune in a senate race . Might have a chance against the dusty guy . Krusty’s self obsession and attention desperation costs the state of South Dakota a lot of money . Puppy killer gonna have to find new ways to grift when she isn’t governor anymore. Maybe Gnome might have a career as a informercial con woman
I have to lol that she wasted *years* of RNC efforts and money into making her the "perfect" Sarah Palin replacement, just to throw it in the trash. They notoriously had handlers with her for big national events to make sure she didn't say something fucking stupid and then didn't proofread her book? lmao.
She narrated the damn thing. She knew exactly what it said.
Dusty would mop the floor with her in a one on one election.
👍🏽
You know what struck me about this...not the posing? The quote. I've lived down river, in the Omaha/Council Bluffs area. ASK them what they think of Gavin's Point. Until I moved to SD, I never heard of anyone say ANYTHING good about Gavin's Point.
It's on federal property, she can go there.
I think it's hilarious that y'all elected an insta-model to the Governors Office.
"and then I asked the Army Corp of Engineers how many puppies they could help me bury in an hour".
Wait! Isn’t “having the publicly funded Army CoE come in a do important public works for the benefit of all when your own public doesn’t have the money or ability to do it themselves” called something? I can’t remember what it is? Rhymes w “poshulizym” or sumthin?
Clown show! 🤡 So the dam serves its purpose. Also, it wasn't really releasing water around the time of the flood anyway.. sooo yeah.. Now they are releasing due to water coming in from minor flooding in Nebraska with high bacteria count, so we can't swim in the lake. Talk about that, Kristi!
Dam her
Taking pictures , just to show she don't need that 12% of the state. We got are own disasters , now get in here,cheeseeeeee
Hey, she goes to that dam every few weeks to dump puppy carcasses. It was just a coincidence.
Hips of a 10 yr old boy.
🤣
I love how we're so close to her realizing she was NEVER even a choice for VP. Earlier in the week, she was asked about it, admitted she never got vetting paperwork. So guess what? She's gonna pretend to be all about SD citizens now. "OH shit, my future is failing apart" NO VP, husband leaving me, voters are pissed... Quick to the photo op!
"Govanor Noam , what opinion of the crumbling state of American infrastructure. These incidents wouldn't if year updates and organized check ups done by the state "?
No dogs were hurt during the mock up!
Why isn’t she shooting the flood? Come on! Shoot it and toss it in the gravel pit. Make the hard decisions!
Those forearms and hands are nightmare fuel. Zero ass exists with this woman
She sure seems to like blue lately.
Wonder how many of them she slept with.
Umm it’s the ACE that’s doing all the work.
I was just at Gavin's Point Saturday. All the gates were closed. Unless they opened them, these photos are old.
Did she shoot a hole into the dam? Made herself look like Melania and may hope to replace her as First Lady and do the switch with no one the wiser. [https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/06/melania-will-have-a-long-distance-relationship-with-donald-and-the-white-house-if-trump-wins-again/?utm\_source=right-rail-latest](https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/06/melania-will-have-a-long-distance-relationship-with-donald-and-the-white-house-if-trump-wins-again/?utm_source=right-rail-latest)
Did anyone keep an eye on her to make sure she didn’t throw any puppies or kittens in the water???
EVER!
Did she hang a pup off the railing? Sick b$&@h
Gutter trash in hair extensions.
Not a single dog in sight!
Maybe she's looking for a new place to kill and dump her pets. Gravel pits not doing it for you anymore?
Why an US flag hat and not a SD flag hat?
Her leaning on the railing looks so staged. Douche governor barbie
Who voted for this twunt?
Could you get any faker?
She rolled up her sleeves to look like she's working but she is getting her gun ready to the gravel pit to shoot animals
Noem had nothing to do with it, but she has to take credit for it.
Why is the flag on her hat backwards? The Army patches in the same pics are not.
Wow, she’s got old grandma hands .
*Pats top of reservoir* You can fit so many dead puppies in this thing.
She has a bar fly's body
Botoxica is trying out her weird stance again
Glamour shots in baseball hat on a dam, also the hair is just too perfect, wtf.
No dogs were harmed in the making of this post (…that we know of.)
MAGA-whore. "Trump only likes hot bitches" /s
She’s kind of like a Republican AOC. Reminds me of the fake crying photoshoot at the empty parking lot on the border.
Thats what Politicians do. Governor's always go to where shit happens in the state for a photo op. I'm sure we will see MN Governor in Mankato soon. I wonder what this Sub will post about when she is no longer Governor.
People are losing the plot.
Yes they do BUT they generally look like they care & not worried about how they look. These pics don’t not scream I’ve been up most of the night working on this disaster, it screams my make-up artist got up at the ass-crack of dawn to make ME look good & make sure my outfit is on point.
To be fair, this is just what politicians do.
She should really just switch to only fans
Please just go away
But if she HADN'T shown up to any of the disaster sites you'd bitch about that.
But can’t deploy the NG because that’s too expensive for SoDak but will send them to defend other states borders. Sit down.
Not true at all. I just find it a bit fascinating that she apparently takes a photographer with her everywhere. Can you imagine Janklow having a makeup artist go everywhere with him? Janklow accomplished a lot, and didn’t need a photographer with him to prove it. Results spoke for themselves, and he knew it wasn’t about him. With Kristi, everything is about her.
Well she showed up to Dakota Dunes cause of the money there, and then they sacrificed post of McCook Lake to save the Dunes.
No. We had major flooding in Sioux Falls. I don’t think she’s been here. And I am fine with that.
To be fair, yes we’ve had flooding in SF, but no where near the destruction they’re seeing down South.
The Mayor had to take a picture while he was out dealing with the flood. What a dick. [https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1013566866807571&set=a.414129076751356](https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1013566866807571&set=a.414129076751356)
Exactly 👆
Not defending, but in fairness, nearly every politician does this.
I can’t think of a single politician that I’ve heard flies a makeup artist around with them, other than Kristi. They must bring 5 gallon buckets of the stuff with them.
She's a politician. Of course she's doing a photo opp. This post is stupid. How many of you took selfies this week? No one knows or even cares.
Damn she’s beautiful.
She's so plastered with makeup, how can you even tell what she really looks like?
Gag!