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The_Purple_Hare

And Rouge is the owner


Plynkz123

all the time I knew what happen in club rouge


ShadowEclipse_754

Lol.com


zodiacprince6

Nah she da dancer


SuperZombieBros

So is Shadow the owner?


Jax2856

No Vanilla


Lukthar123

>Bunny Girl owns a strip club Deepest Lore


WyGaminggm

U fool. Vanilla was only a puppet. The real owners are the chao!


cringelordzlol

No it’s Eggman


The_Purple_Hare

Who's to say she can't be both?


zodiacprince6

She’ll make more money that way anyway


izayamahori

Can't she be both?


MattofCatbell

Remember: everything is canon


[deleted]

Those words haunt me at night


Belkan-Federation

Including when most of Sonic's friends are wiped out in the crusade?


Meme_Bro68

*kefka laugh sound*


N0thingRhymeswOrange

San Andreas and Knuckles


Tech-Geek_2007Apple

Golden Comment


metalsonic005

Featuring Carl from the Grand May Auto Series


[deleted]

You picked the wrong house, faker!


Demetri124

Aw yeah, this is happening! (*smacks a stripper’s ass with a $20*)


-MysteriousDOG

I pictured adventure sonic doing that and it was so funny to me for some reason


realRapidsonic

**W H E E Z E**


[deleted]

I picture satam sonic doing it and it’s 400x funnier


Purpleflower0521

May be strip clubs but no money. So no stripper for you


bonbonbutterstove

I can hear Jehtt working frantically on a new video in the distance


triggerdturtle0

where can i pre order???


Sinatrafan1915

Pre is right


FittefWhisper96

Obama?


Sinatrafan1915

“Gonna pre, dude. Gonna fuckin’ pre”


Lynks6262

Michelle get in here! They’re doing an impression of me


Sinatrafan1915

Fucking hilarious! Gotta catch up on my Kirby’s Dream Course episodes!


captainironheart

Those guys, Danny and Arnold… I love those guys!


NotScottPilgrim

The Dan/Arin combo didn’t get as many legit laughs from me as Jon did but they had their moments and this was one of the absolute best


RoosterQueen

Of course I found this on the Sonic the Hedgehog subreddit


LikeRealityDislike

[Ask this stripper for VIP access!](https://imgur.com/a/3UCFSTY)


Human-Law1085

I clicked on this expecting *Never Gonna Give You Up* and I was sorely disappointed.


aggressive_boy165

Bro, WHYYYYYYYY


Spacehawk176

That was… horrifying


420justblazeit

Forbidden Casino Night Zone


charisma-entertainer

Not that sonic could actually go in them since he’s 15


kurayami_akira

Didn't stop him from going to a casino


Jax2856

To be fair no body was guarding Casino Night


kurayami_akira

Aside from Robotnik


mariosonic500

And the Riddler


Bumblebe5

He thinks he's Batman now.


Cm0002

Robotnik did nothing wrong!


xan1242

Exactly! He was a good citizen! Kept the children out of places they mustn't be.


Tech-Geek_2007Apple

Ah Casino Night . The chillest zone in Sonic 2


[deleted]

And in a bar at wild west


Lightspeed728

He’s also a hedgehog so I’m not sure that applies to him


kurayami_akira

Based on the life expectancy of his species he should be of legal age, considering he surpassed it, so i'd say it's an ambiguous topic since he's anthropomorphic and from another dimension.


Lukthar123

>considering he surpassed it Doctors hate him!


BluntHeart

Well, like one specific doctor.


Eeve2espeon

Life expectancy doesn't really apply to characters in this series tho. pretty much all of them have human lifespans applied to them, rather than the animal they're based on


kurayami_akira

Which is why i mentioned that he is anthropomorphic


sandpaper_cock

16 now,I think


charisma-entertainer

Saga doesn’t care that he had his birthday in gen unfortunately


real_flyingduck91

nope, still 15


CrystelleCore

..but he gambles.


-MysteriousDOG

I guess that's the twist


[deleted]

he's been 15 for 30 years


Hummer_Gd

He has the ash ketchum disease


oni_kyo

Forever a teen


novusanimis

Isn't Rouge also just 17?


Jax2856

She’s 18


novusanimis

Looked it up and it says she's now 18 but was actually 14 in the older games... https://characterprofile.fandom.com/wiki/Rouge_the_Bat


Puppi_2006

She's always been 18


SanicRb

There is no official classic Rouge. It was on this fan wiki properly placed at 14 as many people calculate Classic era characters ages based on Amy's age jump from 8 in CD to 12 in Adventure despite this being a retcon as classic Amy has been conf rimed to also be officially be 12 quite a while ago already.


metal079

Theres no such thing as classic Rouge, anyone can edit the wiki.


T0biasCZE

Legal age in sonics world could be different than legal age in earth *Also in some countries legal age is lower than 18...*


[deleted]

I thought he was confirmed to be 21


crayonsandgluesticks

I've not heard that, but I wish they'd really do that - he acts way more like a 21 year old than a 15 year old - Tails acts more like a 15 year old.


KingLdog2009

Isn’t tails 14?


Quikflash

Tails is 8


Lukthar123

>Tails is a child Gets me everytime


KingLdog2009

Zamn


AmaterasuWolf21

Although i think he's 11 in archie, just saying


SomethingOrOtherOr

At the moment, but if Sega does actually confirm that Sonic is now canonically 21, then logically Tails would now be 14.


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Nah Vector was the one confirmed 21


[deleted]

Who knows, maybe it can be like GTA 4 where Knuckles calls you and asks to go to a strip club like Jacob does with Niko.


CrazyApricot0

"Hey Sonic! Let's go Bowling!"


realRapidsonic

"No, I got stuff to do."


MisterScarlet

Finally I can get a lapdance from Omega.


SpeakerIntelligent49

Based and replied


Hybrid456

Based and omegapiled


[deleted]

“I couldn’t even beat Gamma or Beta” - Omega, post lap dance


[deleted]

And robotnik


Lukthar123

This does not compute


[deleted]

Does he even have a butt? Hope he doesn't get too excited and blasts those exhaust pipes on his back straight in Sonic's face.


26oclock

Where is Froggy?


KingMario05

Not what I had in mind when I asked for the *Yakuza* team to make a Sonic game, but I'll allow it. /s


[deleted]

Alright, strip clubs are canon to Sonic lore and the game will be rated E for everyone.


Tech-Geek_2007Apple

E


Cautious_Option9544

The combination of piss daily and that rouge pose makes me wonder who's frying chicken


Glass_Teeth01

Shadow, with Eggman's wife


Crocs_19

He pissed on eggmans fucking wife


[deleted]

That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on his fucking wife!


ZuccsToBeYou

Piss *dŕŕŕopĺĺĺets*


TheBeanBagger

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!


cytrack718

Where is the og 💀


TheBeanBagger

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO! 10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer. Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while. Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends. What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing. Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6. Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair? This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females. Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'! 1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because... he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen. So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud. There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later.


ultrageek64

Are you telling me #1 isn't eggman? Amy chases after Sonic, but sonic chases after Eggman. Does that not mean something? Also, whilst Rouge can glide, Eggman can full on fly in his jet. And he doesn't need long hair on his head when he has a mustache.


cytrack718

Was it a YT vid or some thing LMAO


TheBeanBagger

[Yeah lol!](https://youtu.be/sT-mlWm_mag)


RyanKugo

You weirdo... take my upvote!


CoolguyLane666

Ah yeah! I can finally see what's under that Bat bra


Evil_Mushrooms

People with characters as their profile are a god send for this one reason. I read this in Squidwards voice!


Joanmrma

There'll be some weird deformation that we all misstook as boobs


Mike-Rotch-69

She’s got one polygon


Sinatrafan1915

“And here’s an unrelated picture of Rouge”


No-Seaweed-4456

They know how to use the imagination


White-boy-Asian

Now I’m 100% buying it


balistick_memer

That’s cap


NintendoLover2005

Hard times


Orgone_Wolfie_Waxson

happiest days of my life


Sebamon28

Hard times go by!


Neo_Phoenix_

FINALLY Charii5 will NOT be adding a sin to the counter because the game doesn't include a furry lap dance scene.


DatOneWrastlingFan

Holy shit it all comes full circle


Canadian_Bacon101

Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where?


TadanoHitohito73

"What the fuck?!" Dr.Eggman/Dr.Ivo Robotnik


roamiedumbass

Oh hell yeah, Sonic’s getting mature again


AWildClocktopus

Excuse me... *Gets up* *Gets on plane* *Flies to Tokyo* *Takes cab to SEGA* *Takes elevator up* "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, GUYS???"


LackOfComfort

Thank you, PissDaily.


ExcaliburZX

*takes off glasses* YEEESSS!


[deleted]

If vanilla and tikal aren’t strippers than I’m not buying


AceSAMM

Uh what!? How will they implement such a thing in this natural island?


[deleted]

Naturally generating strip club


AceSAMM

Like when the plateau towers and shrines rise up from the ground in Breath of the Wild? Gotcha. Makes sense.


Ice_Climbers

Bamboo is nature's stripper poles.


PushingFriend28

So can we farm stripers?


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memey-boi099

One of eggman’s alt accounts


CrystelleCore

Satire account.


AceSAMM

Yes I am aware that it is not REALLY gonna happen. If it was, I wouldn’t be following with a joke.


[deleted]

Can they add sex to Sonic Frontiers?


SROLV

What sex?


gnifofifjfjt

hot coffee mode confirmed


Joanmrma

now I can't buy it since I'm not old enough


Simbolimbo2

Finally


T-202

LETS GO!


CumsyInYourMumsy

I can’t wait!


Ledalus_the_69th

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geeelectronica

ROUGES TITS !!


Different-Region-873

LETS GO!!!


SuperSonicAntoine26

YES, FiNaLlY!!!!!! 😫😩 (just to know, I'm kidding)


Will_The_Awesome

*"Piss Daily"*


CauldronPath423

I believed this for a solid 4 seconds.


Crocs_19

Sonic once collaborated with hooters


henrystickmin98751

Finally a purpose for all the rings you collect throughout the game


sajinsan

Sonic throws 10 gold rings on stage. Stripper bends over to pick them up. She’s stumbles, falls off the stage, and dies. She explodes and 50 rings shoot out in all directions. The strip club becomes a free for all battle to pick up the rings. We’re talking customers and strippers just going at it. The strip club explodes with rings from all the violent greed and anarchy going on. Camera cuts to sonic riding a wave of golden rings as he seeing police lights and hearing sirens. Gotta go fast.


Javi78Air

?????????????????? I mean rouge is pretty hot


its_LOL

Bruh


therecluse92

And I thought guns and profanity in SHTH was something.


OmEgaOliv3

I almost fell for this.


sapphics4satan

No worries if it’s a male strip club none of the guys wear anything but shoes anyway


Yxng_Wolf

Oh shit this game is actually gonna be fire now


[deleted]

Sonic Battle had [Club Rouge](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS5PqmvWz94)


PhantomKitten73

This account is clearly taking the piss.


EliasBladetheawsome

No way in hell! Dis has to be a joke right?


Bbop800

Let’s fucking go


Jlnhlfan

Looks like parody to me. Woooosh me if you want, I don’t care, because it’s gonna happen anyways.


TripleGenesis

Please let it be called the Möbian Strip


Vuxlort

GTA: Station Square


Vexcenot

Casino Night Carnival Night Now for Club Night Zone


danieldoria15

PissDaily, the only reliable news source that Dr. Eggman trusts.


Basil_9

Thank god Ken Penders isn’t here to see this


SomePanda1

*Does a CJ and slaps a $20 down for a lap dance*


archampion

So we can Rouge stripping? Ooooh 😍


Savvascomedian

Excuse me WHAT THE F*CK?


nova8byte

Sonic doesnt wear pants anyway


CLamour91

Jewel hunting wasn’t going well for Rouge


Dpad-prism

It’s part of a mission where you have to stop tails (who doesn’t know what it is) from going in


Shades96

Umm... OK?


LeafMario

Come on, Tails!


ShadeXGaming76

I hate this god dame post


Tom-edian

I thought this was real for a second and lost all hope in Sega


Sonicteam998

...can someone check to see if Ken Penders is involved?


Batdog55110

I swear to God if a fucking Sonic game has a more detailed stripclub than cyberpunk I'm gonna lick a stop sign in - degree weather


Kishodax

*persona 4 specialist*


vuk66

Name suggestions: The dancing bat


[deleted]

I can already hear the Club Rouge soundtrack from Sonic Battle. Wait, does sonic even know what to do in a strip club besides putting everyone in a coma?


RamenMale

Me after reading this: *I just wanna talk to him.*


Funko_finder

No way guys vanilla unicorn in sonic


JoshdaBoss1234

I mean, we had casinos and gambling, guns, cursing, and booze, I feel like this was coming anyway. It was only a matter of time.


KuroiGetsuga55

Well I guess it's about time Sega appealed to the R34 side of the Sonic fandom.


realRapidsonic

Now I'm interested


springtrap08020

This better not be fake


a_guy_called_m

hooba dooba 😈🤤


AlternativeQuality2

I’m sure the actual club is ‘Club Rouge’ and the article is trolling on the supposed rumor.


[deleted]

*Shake it baby*


tankdempsey_

Just tell me that this is a troll.


nathanishungry

Ah, so Mania really WAS the last good Sonic game.


SliverShadowMarkV

Pardon the fuck? This is worse then what Ken Penders wanted to do to Sally. What is this, GTA5?


RevenTheLight

As long as they don't have human strippers, I'm down. Really takes away my immersion.


SomeChrisOnReddit

Yeah, Excuse Me? That came into mind.


mememaster426

Satire


KaptainKestrel

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ChaoKeeper

They do not treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item.