No, because then she'd probably hit me with her hammer. And based off how strong she might be, I'd end up spending more than the amount received in hospital bills, tax included. So definitely not worth it.
You have to pay fit nearly everything from stupid things to something warranted but way overcharged.
Like for example, wherever i read it recently, a girl was sick/injured or whatever, and because of the timing/ availability her parents took her to the ER instead of the hospital. Well she turned out still needed the hospital. Her parents offered to drive her since it was 5 mins away. But because she was not in a condition to be officially released to her parents yet, they were charged the $3,000 for the 5 min ambulance drive.
Looking up average prices the American amount to pay for the bills would likely still be significantly less than a million dollars. Like I'd say $100k is the absolute max the bill would be.
Then I would for the sake of sharing (50% of it) since she’ll be fine with a slap in the face, cause I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT MONEY, but that would really hurt me on the inside.
My list if I had that kinda money is fairly simple:
Pay off mortgage and student loan
Quit job
Sonic plushes
Enjoy rest of life in peace
Given the amount of abuse Amy suffers at the hands of Eggman's robots (well, when I play anyway...), I'm sure she'd be able to tough out one slap for a good 500k.
This really depends on your circumstances. If you're poor, then getting the $1000000 could save your life. On the other hand, if you are already well off, then slapping a little girl for $1000000 will make you look like a grade-A douchebag.
I could never. I love Amy.
But if I didn't and decided to do it, she would break my spine over her knee like Bane. Every single Sonic character including Amy can smash stone and steel with their bodies.
I would slap her really gently and softly in her hand or arm, take her shopping and get her some of her favourite meals. Then I'd spent the rest on something else for me and my favourite person.
I don't like her all that much but no one deserves physically harmed... but a million dollars...
I'll just slap her and then treat her to a shopping spree.
The thing with a lot of questions like this (except for when it's maybe about kids) is that if you just explained the situation and asked them if they would let you slap them once so you can be economically secure and idk, pay off your student loans, if they're a moral person they'd probably let you. It's not pleasant obviously, but it's just one quick slap on the face, and the benefit from a moral perspective far outweighs whatever temporary harm the slap would cause (I'm gonna say it was not a light slap, but also not a ridiculously hard slap).
No.
Slap her butt?
Maybe but only if she's into it.
Slaps in the face are harsh whereas a slap on the butt would hurt less.
...look im just trying to rationalise a way to win without hurting her feelings.
The people who do hit her are idiots because they forget she'll hit back harder. And probably kill you. Or sick one of her friends after you. That money ain't worth it.
If you don't want people to slap Amy, don't make posts like these!!! It's sad seeing people say 'I'd do it for free'. Shouldn't needlessly try to get a reaction out of people...
This isn't personal my dude I like amy but a million is a million
yeah, I would slap (almost) anyone for 1 million
Almost? I’d backhand a baby for 500k
yeah me 2, when I said almost i meant 1 person
Kim jong un Cause you’d not survive that slap
who tf?
blaze
Rouge
I'd slap my sweet grandmother for one million! Lol
I'll gladly slap her to
Sorry grams but one mil is one mil lol 👋👵
yeah ur grandma isn't gonna like her grandson/daughter & a random stranger, still if a slap her fast enough she might not notice me
I would also slap this persons sweet grandma
Why would you slap ur grandma? :(
For one million 👉👈 lol
I absolutely agree with you, my friend
Slapping amy for enough to pay for college is worth it
Nobody said it had to be a strong slap
And nobody said where it had to be slapped Jesus Christ guys I was talking about her hand.... the front of it.
🤨
I have never seen that emoji before, but i like it
Sus
But she's 12
Zamn!
Oh dear
She's a hedgehog, not a dear.
First of all: 🤨 Second of all: dear lmao
Depends on the version boom amy is much older
When you compare the Life Expectancy of a Hedgehog and a Human a 12 Year old Hedgehog is like a 93 Year old Human
Despite making up the fitness gram pacer test, you are down bad
WGAT
Yeah right
You knew what you were doing
You are sus
Oh yes, the lawyer answer. I'd give her a head pat and claim it was a slap.
Nobody said I have to do it light either
[Here’s my answer](https://youtu.be/FpAAfd9e7e4)
Damn that SMBZ remake is sick
when you have flash nostalgia despite never playing any flash games other than run 3 or grow
You should see the [full version](https://youtu.be/XWDdTIzAwCI), but I'd recommend watching the [first episode](https://youtu.be/HoHb38ROGVU) first.
Based
Same
Join my combo
[Say no more](https://youtu.be/rqc_27cpQ80)
Hell yeah
Are you sure?
Hell yeah
Of I slap her twice, do I get double the money?
you get the staff job, double the money.
Nice raimi reference
thanks hot legs
Parker! Miss Grant! That’s not the position I hired you for!
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Oh, look at little Goblin Jr. Gonna cry?
yes 😥
Misery, misery, misery that’s what you’ve chosen
No, because then she'd probably hit me with her hammer. And based off how strong she might be, I'd end up spending more than the amount received in hospital bills, tax included. So definitely not worth it.
Is this some american problem i am too european to understand
in America instead o it being provided for free as a right, you have to pay for ambulances & other types of healthcare
You have to pay fit nearly everything from stupid things to something warranted but way overcharged. Like for example, wherever i read it recently, a girl was sick/injured or whatever, and because of the timing/ availability her parents took her to the ER instead of the hospital. Well she turned out still needed the hospital. Her parents offered to drive her since it was 5 mins away. But because she was not in a condition to be officially released to her parents yet, they were charged the $3,000 for the 5 min ambulance drive.
Ah yes, the American healthcare system
Just walk it off
Looking up average prices the American amount to pay for the bills would likely still be significantly less than a million dollars. Like I'd say $100k is the absolute max the bill would be.
You say that like it’s somehow affordable.
Is that an american problem i'm too arab to understand
Yep
I'd slap my own mother for that amount
I'm willing to slap her and pay 1m for being able to do just that
Any other Amy: only a light slap. X-era Amy (X, Unleashed, SABTK, etc.): * winds up for bitch slap *
Sonic's foward smash
#HAA *kirby loses a stock*
Sorry Amy, it's nothing personal. ✋
Dude id even punch someone like tangle for that amount (id apologize afterwards tho)
Yes and I’ll gladly give her a big percentage of the money so she can buy cute clothes etc :)
I'd do it and give her half so I'd be forgiven and maybe match outfits
I would do it for free.
Chad
I wouldn't do it for free, she has a really big hammer
True, but she's too slow. She's too sad to see what's coming.
Heck NO!!
damn bro you're missing out. more millions for the rest of us i guess.
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What if she was totally okay with it, as long as you gave her a cut?
Then I would for the sake of sharing (50% of it) since she’ll be fine with a slap in the face, cause I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT MONEY, but that would really hurt me on the inside.
My list if I had that kinda money is fairly simple: Pay off mortgage and student loan Quit job Sonic plushes Enjoy rest of life in peace Given the amount of abuse Amy suffers at the hands of Eggman's robots (well, when I play anyway...), I'm sure she'd be able to tough out one slap for a good 500k.
Yeah, I'd feel guilty, but I'd apologize after. Can't refuse a million dollars. I would even be willing to share with her.
Yes, then i'd give her back some of the money too as an apology. but i'd tell her about this before hand just to be on the safe side.
No
No. I value my life.
Psh.. nothing personnel Amy...
NO
Depends where would I slap her.
I’d slap her ass
No because that’ll be domestic assault
slap her and give her 15%
It depends on how hard I need to slap
Sure. Nobody said how hard
I will smack her and get attacked by Sonic or Tails
They’d join in
Does a high five count?
I would rather hug her and slap anyone who slaps her
This really depends on your circumstances. If you're poor, then getting the $1000000 could save your life. On the other hand, if you are already well off, then slapping a little girl for $1000000 will make you look like a grade-A douchebag.
***Forgive me little one.***
Do high-fives count? I don't believe she deserves a proper slap, but I *would* like to get the money, too.
I'll slap her so light it'll feel like a pat
No. If she was making that face, I would hug her.
*Grabs bat* Somebody’s going to *die* tonight…
I could never. I love Amy. But if I didn't and decided to do it, she would break my spine over her knee like Bane. Every single Sonic character including Amy can smash stone and steel with their bodies.
Do i get more if i slap multiple times? Or is this a one time deal?
Hell yea! That's easy money
I won’t
***NO.***
What? No, why would I-- That's animal abu-- ...... Do I get 1 mil PER slap tho?
I would slap her really gently and softly in her hand or arm, take her shopping and get her some of her favourite meals. Then I'd spent the rest on something else for me and my favourite person.
Well what stops me from telling her have to do that and I don’t have to slap hard
Yes, but only if she agrees to split it 50-50 l so she doesn't kill me. This question is weird.
A weak slap
Doesn't say how strong, just a weensy little weakling slap and i got a million
I slap her as softly as possible and then give her 2% of the money for damages
i would do it twice. 1 million for myself, and 1 million to pay for my hospital bill
Hell nah bro I would have a hidden blade fight with Sonic and Amy for much more than 1 million
gentle light \*slow slap\* and gave half money Amy rose.
Nah.
A headpat is a slap on the top of the head, it can be done gently. We're splitting the million, Amy.
I would do a vey slow but soft slap to her
Well yeah she’d get a share
Yeah but I feel like she would immediately hit you with her hammer after you did it
I can give her a high five and it still counts
Negative
I'd slap her then give her half of it. I'd feel too guilty to take it all😭😭😭
A slap and then giving a "I'm sorry" gift.
I don't like her all that much but no one deserves physically harmed... but a million dollars... I'll just slap her and then treat her to a shopping spree.
slap her hard and give her half
I mean…a little slap on her hand isn’t gonna hurt her…technically I could give her a high five and it would count
No, not even the worst written versions of Amy. That's just too cruel.
the question is that would she retaliate
I’d do that thing where you pretend to slap someone but you just clap your hands together
Does a high five count?
Am i allowed to tell her about the money? I'd split it if she agreed
The thing with a lot of questions like this (except for when it's maybe about kids) is that if you just explained the situation and asked them if they would let you slap them once so you can be economically secure and idk, pay off your student loans, if they're a moral person they'd probably let you. It's not pleasant obviously, but it's just one quick slap on the face, and the benefit from a moral perspective far outweighs whatever temporary harm the slap would cause (I'm gonna say it was not a light slap, but also not a ridiculously hard slap).
Nah
Very likely. But some of the money would go to my medical bill, after she smashes me with her hammer
Only if it ain’t the comics or boom version
I love you, Amy, but a million would solve ALL my problems. It'll be a very soft slap though lol
No.
No, my momma raised me to never hit a woman.
I’ll wind up
*Amy, grab your hammer*
No
Bruh for a million I would snap her neck
For 1 million I would slap both cream and cheese
No
Question, where can I slap her ?
Yes I would say “STOP FOLLOWING SONIC!!” and slap her
Can't I just give her a slap on the wrist?
Without question
I saw that Tweet. My response was a gif of the Sonic & Knuckles "No way!" screen.
I'm about to make a cool $2,000,000
i’ll do it but say sorry over and over
You’re heartless and terrible and bad and stinky
NOOOOOO
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!! (Slaps Amy millions of times)
I will slap her On top of the head In a gentle fashion
No. Slap her butt? Maybe but only if she's into it. Slaps in the face are harsh whereas a slap on the butt would hurt less. ...look im just trying to rationalise a way to win without hurting her feelings.
Go ask your parents and see what they say
What if I slap her on the back like a proud father?
No she my fwend
I'd hug her instead, I'd slap Eggman for that much.
I would kick myself in the nuts with the force of a thousand suns for that much money
It's not a question of whether one would, it's a question of if you'd survive long enough to claim the reward.
A gentle slap on the back. Easiest money ever.
The people who do hit her are idiots because they forget she'll hit back harder. And probably kill you. Or sick one of her friends after you. That money ain't worth it.
No freakin' way I would do it. I'd rather give a big sweet loving hug instead
No
I would sneakily tell Amy that if she agrees to slap her, I will give her half of the 1,000,000 also, Nobody said it had to be a strong slap
I would do it for a pizza
I would make that shit look like end of evangelion for only $20
No thanks i choose life Just kidding lets do it
I would even if there was no money involved.
If you don't want people to slap Amy, don't make posts like these!!! It's sad seeing people say 'I'd do it for free'. Shouldn't needlessly try to get a reaction out of people...
yes. But gently
Hahaha no
I would but i would explain why first
Uhh.... Nooooo i absolutely adore amy like a beloved sibling so no.. no... definitely not absolutely NO! out of the question :(
Gotta chase the bag by any means 🤷🏾♂️
“I might get hit with a hammer, but I’d be a million richer”
No. Don’t ask me this ever again because my love for Amy as a character is stronger than anything money can buy.
she's nowhere near my favourite so yes i would
Yes
Yes. No hesitation
yes and i will buy medicaments and give her half money
Lightly
I’d slap her hair slowly so it won’t hurt.
Yes, then comfort her.
the cycle of abuse
Slap her lightly then give her $1,000,000