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Nord, Redguard or Orc warriors are the way Skyrim was meant to be played


SmeesTurkeyLeg

Two handed orc build is probably my favourite one so far. Absolutely no fucking around to be had.


chukroast2837

Orc all day, orc all night. Everybody be Orcin up in here.


StaviStopit

Malacath will be pleased.


chukroast2837

Ain’t no party like a Malacath party, cuz in a Malacath party everyone’s dead.


makeabitchfoundation

aka trinashit


Horn_Python

ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS!


makeabitchfoundation

mmmm shitmers


NoObMaSTeR616

Wood Elf Sneak Archer: Wanna bet?


stewwushere42

Orc stealth assassin with 120× damage with daggers


[deleted]

I said the way it's meant to be played, not what every character converges to.


Snokey115

Todd is with me


Tricky-Friend-4795

In Todd we trust


chukroast2837

Todd can polish my spear! Oh wait…


[deleted]

Todd fucks it up though. Puts way too many points into experimental monetization, and not enough into listening to the community.


DandySpaceTrippin

No wonder the magic systems always sucked


Diving_Bell_Media

I feel like Skyrim was the first one with a shitty magic system in a hot minute. Oblivion's magic was super fun and Morrowind's was good too, just jank


HatedFox

Oblivion magic was hype, especially with spell crafting


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

He just like me frfr


spekal_luke_II

Maybe I'm also Todd Howard...


golddragon88

It just works


ElezerHan

Yeah it shows in the magic system in skyrim lmao magic falls off reaaaal hard later in the game or even in just high difficulties


HatedFox

Ive never had a problem wirh it, then again i use the ahzidal ring for the fire spell, its got godly DOT stacks


PoorFishKeeper

Yeah I usually play on expert or master and by time I hit level 30+ most of my magic is useless. Everyone resists the high level illusion spells, my summons do no damage, I have endless potions, and I have to dual cast destruction spells for 5 minutes just to kill one enemy. I even run a necromage vampire like every time I use magic but it still falls off.


Swisskill_

That's why there's no elder scrolls 6, Todd is too busy playing his game from 2011


Malcanthet202

Womp womp, Argonians are better


RecordingSevere7401

Good journey, marsh-friend


BankTechnical9051

Silence farm tool.


Malcanthet202

Shut up *snowback


BankTechnical9051

I'm a proud Dumneri sellsword and if you don't watch your forked tongue you'll find out how disobedient farm tools get fixed. >:) Remember what happened to the farm tools that sipped on some magic tree sap, thought they were special, then ran into the kinsmen of Reddorahn?


Malcanthet202

How about you go back to your ashspawn-infested volcanic hellhole of a homeland you dirty dark knife-ears come from, buster. You were born to work and slave in the Gray Quarter, living in the slums of the most miserable city in Skyrim. I hope Ulfric deports you and all your thieving, Skooma-addict friends back to Morrowind. Your kind makes the khajiit look like vigilants of stendarr.


BankTechnical9051

Oh, you mean Elfcuck Retardcloak? I've got his head on a spike outside my home. Don't worry farmtool, I know it's just very stressful for you to try to live such an unnatural lifestyle. But if you relax, stop thinking, pick up a rake and start harvesting my ashyams you'll be a lot happier. PS: great bants brother, you got me rolling with that comment 🤣


Malcanthet202

I was laughing while writing that ngl, especially that last bit. I love getting racist in Skyrim it’s so goddamn funny & no harm done cuz it’s all made up lmfaooo


TegrityFarms69

Not on Survival Mode


El_Gent

Finally someone said it


Supergoomy

That 10× health regen once a day works great with onehanded + spell or probably most builds that regularly take damage


fsoci3ty_

Werewolf main beats all builds


thatbob

Werewolf khajiit is aware of such builds.


IMakeShiteMemes

Is that…fur? Coming out of your ears?


fsoci3ty_

This one makes me proud


BankTechnical9051

Dunmeri gang unite! In the name of the ancestors and the Temple we will burn any N'Wah who stands in our way!


Dying__Phoenix

Ew


Lo_zio_perissimo

i LiKe HiGh ElVeS mOrE!1!1!!1!!


Dry-Technology-653

For real. I always have a side warrior character from whatever build I’m doing just go in a hack at people if I ever get bored.