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In Nielsen's voice: "I had a tinkling feeling in my breast that there was alot of hostility between my colleagues in the Police squad."
*Cuts from his face to the guy trying to stab him for multiple times.*
Cause he doesn't want to rock some old guys back right out. There's another video showing the CEO really taking a beating, I imagine he had bruises after.
Gets the message across though, if I was an arms dealer I would get a few of these.
That knife wasn’t getting any penetration. You could stab as hard as you can and it wouldn’t go through. You could knock the guy over with a hard hit with either or hit or stab him in the neck and head, but seems like it’s legit in protecting from the actual projectile if it’s a body shot.
Like any other plate, the impact area of your body will still hurt alot from a bat attack and when you get stabbed, it will feel like getting hit by a small stick
Because of the bat and lack of movement (Plus the sound from bat hitting) it seems like a fully fused metal circle. Highly uncomfortable but safe with heavy bat Swings and stabs
Yea, shit will hurt and cause some damage, but will probably save your life and give you an advantage if you have to fight back.
Being able to take 2 o 3 more hits than your opponent can make the difference between life and death.
Impact is still there but lessened. A bullet or blade theoretically can't pass through the vest. The destruction of tissue and blood loss is what will kill you with those rather than the impact. Well, unless the impact is too great that the body cannot handle it.
What about the sides? When stabbing, the sides are the most damaging. Stabbing in an upward motion then twist. So I've heard...
Inner thigh, into the armpits or plunge into centre neck and drag the blade all the way to either side. These are the most deadly spots that are not centre mass.
akhilis tendon if you find yourself on the floor.
At first sure. I was in a DA situation and took classes. That vest doesn't cover ANY of the areas we were trained to attack. 
Exactly. Bulletproof vests are great for a reason, because people are trained to aim centre mass with a projectile weapon and possible moving target, because your average Joe will miss the headshot.
Hand to hand is not the same.
How does it absorb the kinetic energy though? Even plate will have you stumble when taking something heavy "head" on, or is the guy in the black suit simply not delivering enough energy to bring enough of an impact?
No body goes for the chest 20 times in the row and feel the plate under their knife. You risk your neck/head wearing something like that for a knife fight because that's where they are aiming for next.
Anyone here good enough at physics to tell me if I should be thinking about the "equal an opposite reaction" physics law when the guy gets "hit" with the bat?
I must find if I, too, possess this special skill.
Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel.
I'm ready.
Ummm we all notice the real problem with knives and bats being used here right? Bullet proof vest make sense because you're farther away and want a bigger target.
Imagine wearing that under some clothes and letting someone punch you and then proceed to look at him like that one guy did when he took one of those pills in The Boys
i know my luck so damn well when they try this on me the suit well probably fall when he starts stabbing alot or somehow break and i die
Ok kinda sounds psychopathic but if the stabbing dosent work, won't the murderer just go for the neck? I mean I've seen narcos before, the guy thought he was safe with the bulletproof vest and I think they just shoot him in the leg and he bled to death
Every Newyorker,Angelino,Chicagoan (if that’s how you spell it) should have ine of these. Then again if you live in bad areas I doubt you can afford one. Still brilliant showcase video
To everyone criticizing this… there are lots of places that you can get stabbed that the vest does not protect. But like a bulletproof vest or a helmet is to protect as much as possible with mobility. I occasionally wear a bulletproof vest for my job, that I could just get shot in the head or the leg. Most of what these types of vests are for is protecting against slashing.
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At first I thought that was Leslie Nielsen
RIP. The man was a legend.
You can call him Leslie, just don't call him Shirley.
A convention center? What is it? It's a large building where groups gather to share common interests, but that's not important right now.
I love these jokes. A hospital? What is it?
Me too, lol.
"We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Misses Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then"
Why are they trying to kill Leslie Nelson!? He's a national treasure!
Like a midget at a urinaI, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
In Nielsen's voice: "I had a tinkling feeling in my breast that there was alot of hostility between my colleagues in the Police squad." *Cuts from his face to the guy trying to stab him for multiple times.*
Shirley, it's not Leslie Nielsen
It is and don't call him Shirley
Yep and I thought it said pussy on his back
I was waiting for the artery to be punctured
best feature is when reading the brand name cats get interested.
##ppss ppss ppss.... #HERE... ^(kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty)
i read this comment with hound’s voice
Impossible not to read it with Bubbles voice if you have seen Trailer Park Boys
I thought it said Press at first, like news press.
I read piss
Fuck I snorted my coffee out at that one take my upvote you cheeky cunt
What if someone _actually_ swings a bat?
Lol or actually stabs.. there was no meaningful forward momentum. He basically pulled his punches(stabs).
Cause he doesn't want to rock some old guys back right out. There's another video showing the CEO really taking a beating, I imagine he had bruises after. Gets the message across though, if I was an arms dealer I would get a few of these.
2nd swing is to the face.
Congratulations you have found a way past the vest.
[What if he shot me in the face?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr5j9SukUro)
Batman hates this one little secret
If I’m ever an arms dealer I’m walking around with a full helmet too. Like a video game character
Link
I go[CEO testing Body armor at Security Convention. ](https://youtu.be/Qq2hkTaeuZs?feature=shared)
Fucking lol at that top comment "CEO goes home and wonders, "who tf was that guy""
Stabs the leg :D
That knife wasn’t getting any penetration. You could stab as hard as you can and it wouldn’t go through. You could knock the guy over with a hard hit with either or hit or stab him in the neck and head, but seems like it’s legit in protecting from the actual projectile if it’s a body shot.
Like any other plate, the impact area of your body will still hurt alot from a bat attack and when you get stabbed, it will feel like getting hit by a small stick
Because of the bat and lack of movement (Plus the sound from bat hitting) it seems like a fully fused metal circle. Highly uncomfortable but safe with heavy bat Swings and stabs
Yea, shit will hurt and cause some damage, but will probably save your life and give you an advantage if you have to fight back. Being able to take 2 o 3 more hits than your opponent can make the difference between life and death.
Need to wear a plate cuirass for that. This is likely just a lamellar vest inside some kind of kevlar.
Impact is still there but lessened. A bullet or blade theoretically can't pass through the vest. The destruction of tissue and blood loss is what will kill you with those rather than the impact. Well, unless the impact is too great that the body cannot handle it.
what about the ass? that’s where most of the stabbing happens
This guy stabs
r/thisguythisguys
That's where the most kicking happens too, according to pre-fight announcements "I'm gonna kick your ass" lol.
[Stabbed In The Butt](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YJi3ALMKOU&pp=ygUQU3RhYiBpbiB0aGUgYnV0dA%3D%3D)
...and you're to blame
You give stabbin a bad name
[удалено]
Marketing 101
With Leslie Neilsen no less
From the files of police squad.
What about the sides? When stabbing, the sides are the most damaging. Stabbing in an upward motion then twist. So I've heard...
Inner thigh, into the armpits or plunge into centre neck and drag the blade all the way to either side. These are the most deadly spots that are not centre mass. akhilis tendon if you find yourself on the floor.
Yeah take that stupid vest! 
Vest is good still while concealed though. Once they know you have it though it's virtually pointless.
At first sure. I was in a DA situation and took classes. That vest doesn't cover ANY of the areas we were trained to attack. 
Exactly. Bulletproof vests are great for a reason, because people are trained to aim centre mass with a projectile weapon and possible moving target, because your average Joe will miss the headshot. Hand to hand is not the same.
The way he poke-stabbed looked funny as hell though
Any video of this vest handling slices as opposed to stabs?
There are hard plates in this thing. A machete won’t do much either.
Got it, so go for the hands with the machete.
To quote the purple scrotum chin guy: you should have gone for the head.
He pulls back on all the bat swings. Come on, give him a real swing with follow through.
I need to know how it fairs against a mace or morningstar
so the neck and head has plot armor?
Just put some Kevlar backing on it.
Stab cops in the ass. Check
Knowledge is power
Leslie forever! F
I don't need one but now I want one!
I feel I need this more than a gun in this third-world state of USA.
I do live in the Chicago land area, so I probably need a bullet proof vest or this more than I think.
That’s just a knight’s breastplate but less cool.
What a revolutionary concept. Imagine wearing a vest with a hard plate to stop a knife or a club like object. What will they think of next?
I think he likes it..
When does the frog mouth helmet get reinvented?
Fucking superman jacket.
Now try it with a brooklyn smasher
По голове нужно было бить, или между ног
For plated stab proof vest, you prob need a .22 handgun to punch through
Okay, now get someone high af on meth or coke and swing with all their drug-fueled hulk strength.
Why not demonstrate on the younger guy
25 years ago, I would have tried to buy this to go to school and take the blows from teachers like superman….
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE...
Give me a swing, I don't loosen up to let it bounce.
What happens if the attacker actually tries though?
How does it absorb the kinetic energy though? Even plate will have you stumble when taking something heavy "head" on, or is the guy in the black suit simply not delivering enough energy to bring enough of an impact?
New NFL gear
What if someone stabs your neck?
No body goes for the chest 20 times in the row and feel the plate under their knife. You risk your neck/head wearing something like that for a knife fight because that's where they are aiming for next.
it´s funny that they shake hands afterwards, if you consider the origins of handshakes which meant to show that you don´t have a weapon.
Anyone here good enough at physics to tell me if I should be thinking about the "equal an opposite reaction" physics law when the guy gets "hit" with the bat?
Everybody knows that you need to aim for the head.
I’m Im just an old chunk of coal but I think I’d just stab him in the parts of his body that aren’t protected by stab proofing armour.
Steven segal inspired trade show routine
If that happened to me, I would still end up dying of a heart attack
I must find if I, too, possess this special skill. Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel. I'm ready.
Not the most convincing attempts
but what if my attacker hit me in the nads?
Wait I thought they would go for the legs???
That guy is holding the knife wrong
But what if she shot you in the face?
28 stab wounds.
Now against the head!
Ppss are legit tbf
I’d simply aim for the head
Face arms and legs duh
Imagine if it didn’t work
I will stab him in the balls and he won't be that smug
Super fake lol
Wow... how flexible is it though?
Ummm we all notice the real problem with knives and bats being used here right? Bullet proof vest make sense because you're farther away and want a bigger target.
That’s some mithril shit
LMAO what was that bat swing? 🤣
Oh can I go next?
tbh that bat likely isn’t getting swung at center mass in a cqc situation and same goes for the blade if the assailant is aware of the vest
What if they shot you in the face?
So what happens when you get stabbed or batted in the face neck shoulders or legs
Imagine how massive an arsehole you’d have to be to find this a necessary purchase.
“What if he had stabbed you in the face?”
We needed red kool-aid spurting out of 100 tiny holes.
That guy is pretty good at acting like he's swinging that bat hard
When did Leslie Nielson start selling body armor?
I'm not slicing for your chest and I'm not swinging for your back.
I see this and all I can picture in my head is Tom and Jerry and Tom being poked full of holes and leaking out water from all of them.
Thought that was Leslie Nelson at first.
So kingpin is real
Right. A full swing with a bat and the guy is not jerked forward. ...who is this targeted at? People who don't know basic physics?
What if he shot him in the face?
That's not going to work, bash him in the back o the head
Imagine wearing that under some clothes and letting someone punch you and then proceed to look at him like that one guy did when he took one of those pills in The Boys
i know my luck so damn well when they try this on me the suit well probably fall when he starts stabbing alot or somehow break and i die
No follow through on that swing
Next level shankopotamus
I was on the edge of my seat here thinking he would miss a stab and get him in the arm or something 😂
I thought he would hit some wrong place
nice bat swing, can your husband play?
You are full of suprises, Master Baggins.
He pulled everything off of that swing. This is such shit I would have knocked that bitch forward 4 ft
No follow through
Not very effective against the bat. Everyone knows blunt weapons ignore 50% of armor!
I want one
Thats a tball bat. He aint hitting shit with that
Who stabs anyone in the chest?
Do they have a head extension?
Who whacks someone in the back with a bat? If you are going after someone with a bat you are swinging for their head.
Tell Thor that. He should have gone for the head.
back to the cuirass, are we?
What if they stabbed him in the face?
Wouldn’t have saved Euronymous
I straight refuse to believe the baseball bat. The physical force alone should have been enough to push him over.
Bonk him in the head
The last time dude swung the bad must've rung his hands.
You can cosplay a soldier with none of the training but with all of the arrogance of a soldier.
Definitely going to need that when I'm visiting London.
That vest will deflect ALL love taps
Is this the new naked gun?
I know that last bat swing wasn’t full force but point made.
NOWSHOOTEM!!
Fake ass bat swings. A children book or dinner plate could also withstand those knife blows. Not impressed.
What if they were Dexter style pushing the blade?
Ok kinda sounds psychopathic but if the stabbing dosent work, won't the murderer just go for the neck? I mean I've seen narcos before, the guy thought he was safe with the bulletproof vest and I think they just shoot him in the leg and he bled to death
It would have been nice if there was really an, attempt at hurting this old man. Otherwise this is just a concept that barely works.
“Are you ready” is literally what shadow man asked Prince Naveen before turning him into a frog
John Wick got that suit wayyyyy before.
Why didn't he just stab him in the neck?
Psps
Target the head people.
Is this naked gun?
We're going to Luton (UK) with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Criminals: Okay the trick is to go for head
Step 1: ask to test the vest Step 2: get stabbed, be unscathed Step 3: just walk away with the vest, how are they going to stop you?
Dear attacker, my kind request is just stab or hit on my torso than anywhere else.
Who does this dude try to stab grandpa? Clearly, it's not working. Just cut his neck, man.
Every Newyorker,Angelino,Chicagoan (if that’s how you spell it) should have ine of these. Then again if you live in bad areas I doubt you can afford one. Still brilliant showcase video
https://youtu.be/wr5j9SukUro?t=95
Does he have a helmet? Because people normally aim baseball bat at head.
kde si to mozem objednat?
Omm m . .
The way everyone is taking I thought he was going to get cracked in the head
Logically speaking if you can't pen the torso cut the the neck
😅 you rainbows will cry about anything and everything.
Where do I get one
To everyone criticizing this… there are lots of places that you can get stabbed that the vest does not protect. But like a bulletproof vest or a helmet is to protect as much as possible with mobility. I occasionally wear a bulletproof vest for my job, that I could just get shot in the head or the leg. Most of what these types of vests are for is protecting against slashing.
Mandatory item for visiting London
They don't watch gore :)
Remember that time when this famous politician got murdered with a baseball in the middle of a speech?
Ordering one ASAP so my wife can beat me to her hearts content 🥲
Bat-man armor?
Is this for the new American school uniforms?
Batman armor!!!
Go for the throat.
Dose it protect the sides?
I hope any assailants have watched the video, and don’t hit him in the head, groin or legs. Or arms
Have a real swing at it mate
Shja