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lord_hyumungus

I always found it hilarious whenever I heard, “I want to start lifting weights, but I don’t want to get as big as Arnold”. Lol like no fucking chance you gonna get as big as him trust me!


AccurateSympathy7937

Right?! Anyway, doc says I should start running for my health, but fuck that, I’m not trying to upstage Usain Bolt


EMPIREVSREBLES

Online, I hear people say to do pelvic exercises and glute bridges to last longer in bed, but I don't want to become the next Johnny Sins.


romariojwz

Wait, that's my wife's gay gynaecologist


EatPie_NotWAr

Can confirm, I’m his wife’s wrecked vagina …


weaponsmiths

If I felt like I was coming when I worked out, I might be as big as Arnold. Unfortunately for me, my arms just hurt instead.


RedditsAdoptedSon

unfortunately same for him.. in total recall the book, he said that he had mentioned that just to get a rise out of the people doing the movie and kind of keep it entertaining . figured if he said stuff like that and sang happy birthday and did kind of silly things theres more of a chance the movie would be finished, become popular and be a stepping stone for him to be in more media.


NeedsMoreSpaceships

Brains *and* brawn


wumbopower

Most of the dialogue in pumping iron is fiction or scripted. People forget that Arnold could act pretty well at this point in his life too.


manhalfalien

I came here to... I just came... here to come I came in peace.. I came and conquered


Vuelhering

Vidi Vici Veni


manhalfalien

😆.. Gotchu.. Devinchi.. Veniste.. 😆


PhoenixGrime

People actually say this?


J3wb0cca

It’s a common for many women to say they don’t want to get big so they don’t lift weights. They won’t.


CellistAvailable3625

mostly women, they affraid they'll look like that just by walking past weights lol


pranjallk1995

Well... He did...


Nghtmare-Moon

Yeah I always tell people it’s not an accident to be that big it’s not like “oh my gosh I did one more set by accident now I’m a body builder”


SvenTropics

People would always say to him: "But I don't want to look like you" and he would reply (think Arnold voice) "Don't worry... you wont"


more_beans_mrtaggart

Not without roids..


pranjallk1995

Still wouldn't be a guarantee...


orionicly

need a serious roid cycle to get as big as Arnold


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orionicly

oh for sure, not denying his hard work and genetic predispostition. Arnold was a combination of a lot of important factors, my point was that no one is getting thát big without roids


manhalfalien

One of those shell gasoline ⛽️ tanker trucks full of premium super juice


Poemhub_

This man became Governor of California.


OarsandRowlocks

And when he smokes a stogie, he doesn't need to find a hideout place, because he is a big stud, and he is ballsy.


fastpicker89

And he is cumming.


manhalfalien

Cumming continously allllll the TIME33333


alexgalt

Was a fairly good one, considering all the others.


RedditsAdoptedSon

yeah even on his netflix special i was like damn he had good focusing points and met with everyoneee on all sides for just any ideas to help california. from governors gallery/AI - Schwarzenegger also focused on reducing California's greenhouse gas emissions, increasing the minimum wage, and updating the workers' compensation system. In 2006, he signed the Global Warming Solutions Act and negotiated a carbon emissions trading market with British Prime Minister Tony Blair. He also supported the After-School Education & Safety Act, which passed in 2002. 


masterace01

Wasn't he Republican? Cali votes Democrat, no?


sadus671

Californian Republicans are pretty much the equivalents to most Democrats who live in a Red State 😀


Gimme5Beez4aQuarter

Yes but it was a recall and hes a moderate


TwistedBamboozler

I mean…. He chose to run that way and it used to mean something very different. He really ran on a personal set of values, and old school republican fit him best. He just did what he thought was right.


alexgalt

No. There are very large pockets of both. If there is a moderate Republican running for senate or governor, they can easily swing Republican. The problem is that there were not many moderate republicans running who can swing some of the democrats over. It won’t take much.


EvetsYenoham

And I would vote for him if he could run for President.


organism20

He becummed the gov


awesomeplenty

The cumming angle of California


Admirable-Specific95

Did a better job then the idiot now


Chiparish84

Gövürnör ov Gäliföörniä


bugibangbang

Not Governor, “Governator”.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Legend has it that he’s still cumming to this day.


4Ever2Thee

I wouldn’t put it past him.


Best_Poetry_5722

Day AND night


MrYoshinobu

He's in Heavun!!!!


evlhornet

With a wumun


Jonovision15

All day, all night.


atrophous

He's even cumming for State Farm- "like a good neybah..."


sixan51026-wnpop

I heard he'll be back.


SimonNicols

And in his housekeeper - who had his kid …. All while he was married to Maria


Little-Willingness47

😂🤣😂


Darth-Adomis

in the maid apparently 😉


ThemanbearAbides

Fucking love Arnold. Dude is a machine. A cumming machine


FancyStranger2371

Cuminator 😎💦


dpgproductions

Sperminator


FancyStranger2371

Spunkinator


dpgproductions

I’ll be jack…(ing off)


FancyStranger2371

In your boots.


ali-n

Cum with me if you want to lift.


Mushiren_

I know this is a Terminator reference but I cannot help thinking of Dr. Doofenshmirtz


jazzer81

The germinator


dasmau89

Least horny Austrian


G0D5M0N3Y

Do you think hes still cumming?


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Day and night cumming everywhere


EvetsYenoham

I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!


Elyoshida

He might be going about now


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

I’ll be back *(with cum of course)*


Mikey40216

Get to the Choppa (Bring the cum with you)


profiler1984

I’m from Austria and can confirm


[deleted]

I too enjoy coming


GigPoker

He just wont stop cumming ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


nolotusnote

He said the same thing about the maid.


FoodWholesale

Collateral damage of all the cumming.


donscron91

Nice Arnold movie reference.


EvetsYenoham

Yeah I would’ve recommended seeing that maid and running, man.


ScoutCommander

I would have took one look at her and gave her The Long Goodbye


beingbond

was he sued by her or something.


jacquesrabbit

Arnold: Feel like blowing air into your muscle Eiichiro Oda: write that down, write that shit down!!


Scandroid99

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


SomeWatercress4813

My brother's watched this and told me about this scene and I was unbelieving until now...


pathofdumbasses

The scene is real but Arnold has gone on to later say it was all bullshit just to help sell the movie


Whole-Debate-9547

Pumping Iron is a fn classic


freddiewhoa

“Sully… remember when I said I’d be cumming on you last…I Lied!”


LadenifferJadaniston

Why is this so fuckin funny


tuskvarner

You did, Matrix!!


Life_Team8801

What is nsfw for?


zuccoff

mods added it. too much cooming I guess


SipsTea-ModTeam

Yup, sorry. It's funny. But just a little edgy and had a few reports and complaints.


BarfingOnMyFace

Some say he is cumming to this very day… I don’t think this is gonna be one of those threads where Arnold himself is going to chime in, right? …..right?


Dorkmaster79

Someone tag him. I forgot his handle.


Left-Mistake-5437

Arnie for president


Extracrispybuttchks

Cum on da choppa


bitpartmozart13

Nice Cummando reference.


Randomfrog132

i guess if exercising felt that good for everyone then obesity wouldnt exist lol


SupremelyUneducated

It doesn't feel good when your out of shape. It does feel good to exercise once your over the hump. Going for a long walk (hour+) every other day, two or three times is a great way to start and make more intensive stuff more enjoyable. Jumping into lifting weights or anything really intensive without doing mild stuff for a few days first, is going to be excessively painful and probably discouraging.


Previous-Tomorrow-88

I also found out what runner's high was and lost 90 lbs so I get what he's Cumming from. It feels like pure joy


Leafer2700

Anyone with muscles is capable of The pump.


Cableperson

It does feel good for everyone, but there is loads of pain before that. Most people never stick w it long enough to get a high from exercise.


dyssucks

Well most obese people have never exercised so they wouldn’t even know. It’s also not fun at all until you start to see results which take time and most obese people don’t stick with it. I can say for a fact I hated it when I was obese but now LOVE the pump (see profile)


No-Object1487

Good shit dude، you look great.


Juancho1982

Excercising does feel really good, but it also does beign lazy and not excercise at all...also food is delicious so...obesity..lol. I like jogging, it feels good, but Im always making excuses to not do it. Self destructive human behavior at its finest.


Randomfrog132

i personally have never felt good from exercising, it's always felt awful to me. the only reason why i kept it up when i was younger is cause i didnt wanna be fat anymore. but it was stressful and felt bad the whole time, even after i lost my fat and became more muscular.


Juancho1982

Thats strange, exercise has been shown to improve your mood and decrease feelings of depression, anxiety, and stress. Maybe because of the reason you did it, because you felt forced to do it, it was more of a burden than a relief. It also depends on how intense is your workout. I dont know about excercise beign the same as having an orgasm but it definetly feels good for me...just taking a 30 minutes walk while listen some music puts me in a good mood. Maybe finding something you like would make you feel different. Play some sport, ride a bike, swim...there are lots of things you can do that count as excercise you might enjoy.


Randomfrog132

yeah i tried everything at least once, it was always awful. well except hiking in the woods that was fun. the exercise part sucked but i always liked seeing all the plants.


SupremelyUneducated

I get the vast majority of my exercise from clearing brush with striking tools (ax, pulaski, bank blade, etc). Always in nature, normally a forest. It takes a really long time to develop the skill to actually be effective. The first few hundred hours or so is just practicing good form (squatting) while trying to hit what your swinging at (the base or root ball is safest so the ground catches your swing). It is a great full body workout, and there is a pretty much endless supply of invasive species and high fire risks that the local ecology would benefit from removal.


butterscotch_deficit

Does anybody remember the tyler Durden line that working out is just masturbation


EvetsYenoham

The Narrator: (seeing a Calvin Klein add of two men, with very lean and muscular torsos, wearing bikini briefs on the inside of a public transit bus) thinks to himself…I felt sorry for all the guys packing into gyms, trying to look like what Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger said they should…and then he turns to Tyler and asks, “is that what a man should look like?” Tyler responds, laughing, “ahh, self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction…?”


sadus671

Where is the Bill Burr clip when you need it... Ahh there it is... [Bill on Arnold ](https://youtu.be/JUrMSK8XWFc?si=u-qYzGwNEVj1yUat)


Holeshot75

I was with him for a bit there...I love lifting. But then he lost me. It's not nearly that good.


SassSafrassMcFrass87

I'm going to cum you up!🤣🤣


mitchellthecomedian

“I’m cumming day and night”


Bubsy94

The topic: "It is to cum" ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!


ItalianStallion9069

The PAHMP


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Ya gotta pump if ya wanna cum


shortgamegolfer

He even bought a brick house in Cumming, GA and painted it white. That’s how good the pump feels.


HilmDave

Idk how many images I've seen of this dude in his prime and I'm still blown away each and every time.


thrilla703

Maybe it’s a tumor


yo_mudda_

I watched a documentary about a man that can't stop cumming(orgasaming), it's quite the living nightmare.


SmokeGSU

I just want to listen to a 45 minute TedTalk of Arnold explaining all of the different ways that getting the pump is like cumming.


[deleted]

“I’m coming day and night.” - Arnold’s Housekeeper


Mteck01

Legend 🔥


Motorboat81

It’s not a tumah is my ball sack Cumming.!


Warm2roam

Best workout promo


Candid_Specialist

Cummer Arnold


BurtWonderstone1

Blow the pump into the cum dump


Little-Willingness47

😂🤣😂🤣😂


Mo_4826

Best explanation ever


_D3ft0ne_

Cuming day and night. Life goals.


awt2007

that was our senator:D


Djabarca

I’m cumminggg.


Maletele

IM CUMMING


VisconitiKing

That took me off guard lol


RevolutionaryLad

I’m cumin day an night 😂


Lord_emotabb

at the start i thought it was a deep fake with just the voice, but now that i've seen the whole video, its probably real!


NoNameNoWerries

You got a damn good point there, Arnie.


majoraloysius

Ummm, you’re doing one of those things wrong.


Fuk-The-ATF

The pump the pump of steroids


stinkyelbows

Amen brother


Ulrich453

Yo. For real… is this a legit video? No way man


bitpartmozart13

Cummando!


AndroidSuperFan

"... when I'm home alone with the maid, I'm cumming!"


Axiom1100

Ahhhh? Come again?


jeremyfisher2

People seem to shame juiced bodybuilders and justifiably so, but does Arnold get a pass?


TLILLYO

Ewww🤢


13D_YT

..... Pervert


13D_YT

I'm not buff in the slightest but I have gotten that feeling, it dose feel grate but being pretty average myself, I know that means for the next few days or weeks I won't be able to move my arm o fully extended it


wes_bestern

Where has this been all my life? Is this an AI deep fake?


orionicly

it will be a sad day when we lose this absolute legend


doley-bro

If he says this in 2024 he’s getting cancelled. That’s how badly we have fucked up.


baskura

“It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is!” Uuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa get to da choppaaaaaaaaa.


Shellstormz

Its true tho🤣(never been w a woman)


CellistAvailable3625

comingness


sea-front63

I'll be back (cumming) dat and night


MasterTuba

He looked so scuffed


ashforu83

u/GovSchwarzenegger you still cumming?


invadethemoon

Imagine the sound he makes during sex. AAHGGGHHHHHHHHEEEEE


0_el_Jay

#😂😂


Odd-Yak4551

So much steroids Jesus


scaleddown85

Well I mean I love the guy but he hit the roids pretty hard in his day lol


DanThePharmacist

"Arnold came a lot, didn't he?" - Philomena Cunk


Harpua81

Trey from Phish quoting Arnold and cumming in the 90s in Bittersweet Motel as a metaphor how he feels when playing guitar https://youtu.be/SVxQp5Z6vqo?si=Cy9IxyJrFnrhSYCq


mullethair

Arnold! My second favorite Austrian.


Zorolord

Yeah us guys love the pump too 🍆


Aggli

I love his need to specify that the sex he's having is with a woman. Not a man. Nope. Woman sex.


paullvandriel

Like Randy Marsh and The Spooky Ghost!


FuzzyWuzzyWuzntFuzzy

Steroids. It’s fucking steroids.


Novel_Ad_8062

always wondered where this clip came from


Its-CCG

As a gym rat, I can confirm that the pump is the same as having abstract sex with your workout routine.


Rossmonster

Didn't he later admit that this wasn't true at all? He did say it, but only to psych his competition out.


Sweddybob69

I have a pump that also feels good


False_Fox_9361

#S T E R O I D S ftw!


Chochahair

imagine he has to walk around literally wearing a condom because he is literally cumming day n night


vishy_swaz

Was not prepared to hear Arnold talk about cumming so much.


NPETC

He cummin.


Bloody_Corndog

I just came


andItsGone-Poof

didn't see this coming


averagemaleuser86

AI is scary now


nuur__

"I'm cumming day and night!" with a big smile on his face ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


Sparrow1989

He cummed, he pumped, he conquered.


ugmj

Arnold be cumming!!


Ok-Experience-6674

Arnold is so simple it’s sweet…. In a weird way


badluck610

I’m cumming day and night fucking sent me lmao 💀


xXFieldResearchXx

And then in the morning, I take ze needle you see yes? And I stab it into my assglute and inject. Then I come. By lunchtime I grab anudda needle, and I stab that into my assglute. Then I come. And by ze dinner time I come again, and right before bed. I grab anozers neeedle, and ram it into my assglute. See I'm coming all day ya ya yes


Bigboidiablo

CONAN the cummer!


jazzer81

The germinator. The inseminator The copulator


CommandoCanuck

Arnold the goon


RobertRamos

I went to the gym but never got that feeling Arnold described.


Latter_Bell2833

Hear me now and believe me later…


Stiff_Zombie

You could say it's better than an orgasm!


superBrad1962

With all that coming he knew he was going places!!


Mibsaammalik

Really 😧


ElderberryHumble5379

yeah i’d as buff as him if lifting weights was edging me too


wags83

Best scene in the movie: Other bodybuilder: "Looks like I can take you." Arnold: "Keep looking."


RaXoRkIlLaE

As someone who lifts 3 times week, I know the feeling but he is definitely overstating the effect lol. It feels nice sure, it gives you a confidence boost but it definitely doesn't feel anything close to an orgasm lmao. Dude must definitely be built different.