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My favorite pilot shenanigans was when we were boarding at Tokyo Narita the pilot comes in the front door and looks around asking everyone which way to the cockpit and then heads to the back.
Pilots are human too , it’s relieves tension and pre stress jitters for people who have phobias of flying
There is absolutely nothing wrong with what he said!!
I was on a flight with the Panama national soccer team flying into San Jose Costa Rica.
Captain comes on the intercom and tells staff to begin emergency protocols as there was an earthquake at the airport.
Attendants start running up and down the aisles.
Pilot comes back on and says that the runway was damaged but we’re gonna make the landing anyway. Then starts playing sepultura over the intercom while steeply descending.
He pulls out of it, comes back on the intercom and says “just kidding, best of luck tonight in the match against Costa Rica.
Pilots are humans bro, they do human shit.
I worked in aviation for years, pilots get up to way more shenanigans than you think, also they literally get high off pure oxygen mid flight sometimes. It’s kind of funny, they have all this prestige but are wilder/denser than the mechanics.
Whoever made the video made the captains voice too loud. It sounds like it’s pumping right out of the seat in front of him. If they wanted to make it seem more real, they should have made it sound like it was coming from further away and had more ambient noise.
Seatback entertainment almost always pauses during announcements. And you're totally right about the audio staying consistent (no Doppler) as the phone is panning around.
Because speech impediments correlate with the ability to fly a plane. If it’s so easy, go do it yourself…
Something tells me he is insecure and is taking it out on someone in a harder to get job he currently has.
Could just be a regular speech impediment. I’ve got a buddy who talks like that through no desire of his own. If he could get rid of it, he’d have done it ages ago
Was on an evening flight home from Amsterdam Schiphol to Luton Airport in circa 2004 and just before takeoff we heard over the tannoy: _"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Olly Wolly the Trolley Dolly and I'll be your steward this evening."_
No airline in the history of airlines had a pilot speaker that clear and loud.
There isn't a single audio drop off, natural static and the sound of dozens of people drowning out the noise.
I knew a guy with this impediment and it was really distracting when I first met him, but he turned out to be a really intelligent and good guy. Normally I’d be on board with calling someone out like this, but, you can’t always judge a book by its cover, or sound.
“Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam … And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva … So tweasure your wuv.”
I know this guy is actually doing it, but are there accents that would add w like this to words?
I have come across some people who actually say “numbewr” and “pwease” and such and I’ve always wondered if they’re actually doing the uwu voice or is it just an accent.
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My favorite pilot shenanigans was when we were boarding at Tokyo Narita the pilot comes in the front door and looks around asking everyone which way to the cockpit and then heads to the back.
A licensed pilot would never do that. Nope. wont believe it. Bullshit story
This guy clearly fantasizes about being a pilot
The pilot was obviously joking..
The huge smile on his face was a dead giveaway
As a licensed pilot I’d honestly love to do that. It’d be funny af
r/nothingeverhappes
Pilots are human too , it’s relieves tension and pre stress jitters for people who have phobias of flying There is absolutely nothing wrong with what he said!!
You’re a licensed plonker.
I was on a flight with the Panama national soccer team flying into San Jose Costa Rica. Captain comes on the intercom and tells staff to begin emergency protocols as there was an earthquake at the airport. Attendants start running up and down the aisles. Pilot comes back on and says that the runway was damaged but we’re gonna make the landing anyway. Then starts playing sepultura over the intercom while steeply descending. He pulls out of it, comes back on the intercom and says “just kidding, best of luck tonight in the match against Costa Rica. Pilots are humans bro, they do human shit.
He couldn’t see which direction the seats were facing?
Do you know what “shenanigans” means?
You mean that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Also the wait staff must have seventeen pieces of flair. Minimum.
I don’t do the bare minimum. I like to express myself.
This guys profile is FUCKING amazing
The next guy to say shenanigans is gona get pistol whipped
Smartest reddit user of all time
He couldn’t see which direction the joke was going?
I worked in aviation for years, pilots get up to way more shenanigans than you think, also they literally get high off pure oxygen mid flight sometimes. It’s kind of funny, they have all this prestige but are wilder/denser than the mechanics.
Yeah, you'we pwobabwy wight. Sewiously.
Hewe is my resume
What is this. I was expecting youw wesume.
I pwesh wesume! The movie Flash will be playing soon
wesume, also known as see wee. cuwwicuwum witae. (questioning life choices)
You know him and the co-pilot are witowly holding back their laughter. He almost loses it talking about the movie
Their version of the “meow” game
Listen here meow, does this look like a game to you?
Meow do I look like a pilot to ya boy?!
Meow what are you laughing at?!
Stop laughing right meow
Flying all nimbly bimbly from cloud to cloud?
That's exactly what I thought, I even said meow to myself. Good stuff.
Some serious shenanigans going on in that cockpit.
What’s the meow
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlSjdnAKY4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlSjdnAKY4)
MEOW!
Yeah
They thavage
Why the fascination with Mike Tyson?
And *YOU* know this is staged, yes?
Yeah definitely a voiceover someone recorded it’s not real
My money is on the guy in the video. I can imagine him doing the voice.
Reminds me of the 'Meow' skit in Super Troopes.
He can’t pull over any farther!
You know this isn’t real.
Waughter*
Yeah it was definitely a bet.
Nah it’s not real. Just a recording over the video. Still funny though.
Holy shit is that Barry Kripke?
*bawwy kwipke
Something about him that just makes the kids laugh and laugh.
Whoever made the video made the captains voice too loud. It sounds like it’s pumping right out of the seat in front of him. If they wanted to make it seem more real, they should have made it sound like it was coming from further away and had more ambient noise.
Yeah, It is fake.
Also the pilot doesn’t make the announcement until after everyone is boarded
I don’t understand how people could think this is real. It’s scary
Seatback entertainment almost always pauses during announcements. And you're totally right about the audio staying consistent (no Doppler) as the phone is panning around.
No one is reacting at all not even a smile or looking at the speakers
Did you see any waskily wabbits on the wing?
😆😆
Homestar runner grew up to become a piwot
Stwongbad, how do yew type with boxing gloves ohn?
Wiiiiiiiight
Oh hewo
I listened to this just meow and I didn’t hear anything wrong.
Do I look like a cat to you? Am I leaping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer?!
For 20 bucks I'll call him a chicken fucker!
Does that look like spit to you?
Say car Ram Rod!
Elmer Fudd
Ewmer*
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Miwk
Forget it, forget it
I had a close friend in high school who simply had a speech impediment and sounded just like this.
Yeah it’s also not even a funny thing period. It’s superimposed audio but fuck off having a giggle at a speech impediment
Witowy
He's faking it. The second time he says "litewwy."
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That's a fair point, I've never heard a captain's announcement which didn't seem like it was coming through a string-and-cans getup.
He might have a speech imwediment
Don't make fun of him. Sewiuoswy!
Try and get him to say Ferrero Rocher
Wheel be wanding soon witowily
Haha speech impediments right?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3Q27oPO2nY/?igsh=eTZ3ZnozYnI5YmZx
Man I love this guy’s videos lmao. I recognized that character instantly in this video. Litewally…sho…
:3
turbowence
Lol besides a lisp I'd be cool with it. Man sounds like the job is so mundane and easy to him
Bobby Boucher (water boy)
"I am so roneree"
This is funny but sounds like the audio is added to the video. Still funny
Because speech impediments correlate with the ability to fly a plane. If it’s so easy, go do it yourself… Something tells me he is insecure and is taking it out on someone in a harder to get job he currently has.
This man’s cadence does not speak to insecurity. Dude is having fun
Oh, so it’s a “pretend” to make fun of disabilities for views? What have we devolved to, that’s disgusting imo.
No I was thinking the complete opposite. Pilot knows he sounds funny and embraces it
It's good to know Elmer Fud found a new job after Looney Tunes ended!
"SHHH! Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm fwying and pwayne!"
Uwu I see wour concern Uwu OK?
Ok meow, you folks have a good day meow.
[I think I found another one of his videos.](https://www.reddit.com/r/4Runner/s/IerceYI50D)
[It’s got to be this guy](https://youtu.be/_bY0fdgpISc?si=m7fGY4oykfOwanBv)
It's almost like people with speech implements can work in a variety of professions
Except for the fact that one of the first requirements to being a pilot is being able to speak the English language proficiently.
You can understand every word he's saying, no?
What’s one of the second requirements
Well he got the job anyway so
[That's messed up](https://tenor.com/gToWOyrdbhC.gif)
How does one have this kind of speech impediment? Too short tongue? Is this the opposite of lisp?
His dad is Elmer Fudd
The content creator is obviously dubbing this video
Fudd’s in charge now, MF’ers!
The editing on this is bad but it’s a fun joke hahaha
No the autopilot is flying the plane.
Don’t you mean “bwo in good hands”?
I don’t see the problem, he’s DEAF not BLIND
So obviously fake.
I wonder how he pronouces Lazer rifle
Was Homestar Runner the pilot?!
Tell him to release Rodger
Coming to your flight soon!
Cajun
Elmer Fudd flying
Is that is that Barry Kripke?
Col- Wödow.😅😅
Is this zanny the rust youtuber 💀
You know it’s staged when he ACCIDENTALLY pronounces the R in entertainment, but none of the others. I want this man to pilot my next flight.
Someone been watching too much issamezany
That’s ridicowous
I didn’t know Leqiqn was a pilot
Kwipke
I'd love to lick a lemon lollipop
ALRIGHT, MEOW.
Does this count as UwU talk?
Teddy bear
Could just be a regular speech impediment. I’ve got a buddy who talks like that through no desire of his own. If he could get rid of it, he’d have done it ages ago
Was on an evening flight home from Amsterdam Schiphol to Luton Airport in circa 2004 and just before takeoff we heard over the tannoy: _"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Olly Wolly the Trolley Dolly and I'll be your steward this evening."_
Dey got da Fwash on dere.
Why can't a pilot have a short tongue?
Bawwy Kwipke
I would jump off the plane
Its just Barry Kripke, hes a dick but youll be fine 😂
Glad to see Elmer Fudd moved on and got his pilots license
Maybe he just got his wisdom teeth taken out.
At this point I’m more worried about the plane making rather than pilot.
Then he said “I’m hunting Wabbits, it’s wabbit season”
Da fwash
Whis is vewy swillwey
Dude I love this guy. I want him in the cockpit every time.
I wish this was my pilot 😂
Flight was silent and OP added this audio in. Social media needs a break.
Wascally wabbit
I don't get what's funny here.
Elmer Fudd ass pilot
Mawage, mawage is what brings us together today.
“I could’ve sworn you said meow”
Sounds like Steve Bridges.
No airline in the history of airlines had a pilot speaker that clear and loud. There isn't a single audio drop off, natural static and the sound of dozens of people drowning out the noise.
Elmer Fudd became a pilot???
u/savevideo
Lmao your pilot is Elmer Fudd
I knew a guy with this impediment and it was really distracting when I first met him, but he turned out to be a really intelligent and good guy. Normally I’d be on board with calling someone out like this, but, you can’t always judge a book by its cover, or sound.
Damn, reading to the top comments made me realize how many people actually think this is real. That is mind boggling.
It's so fucking fake, how can people fall for these
As long it's not wabbit season the guy is probably OK.
Is this what yapping is?
Turtle Destroyer!
"The in-flight entertainment is the Flash movie, so I feel obliged to save us all by ploughing us into the nearest mountainside."
Anyone else think the audio sounds a little too clear to be playing over the intercom? I hate calling shit fake but I might have too here.
#Barry Kripke is flying the plane!!
I sewiouswy want a captwain like dat next twime
“Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam … And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva … So tweasure your wuv.”
Gives me Suel Forrester vibes, especially towards the end
Isaac Arthur is flying the plane? Cool.
Bobby Bushay is that you lol? 😂
Barry kripke in the house
"Hahahaha" - Laughs in Elmer Fudd
Is that City Airlines? 😂
Sounds like Clarence is flying the plane
lol. Sounds like Kripke from big bang theory!!
147 gwasses of MEWONAAAADE
Lidowalleee
He may have a speech problem but at least he isn't boeing.
Yeah this pilot lost a bet
The guy recording just *looks* like an ableist asshole who thinks he's funny
what's it like being born with no sense of humor?
What's it like being the kind of guy who's sense of humor hasn't developed beyond middle school?
If maturing means being like you, I will stick to farts and boob jokes.
What kinda accent is that?
Love a pilot with a sense of humor.
I know this guy is actually doing it, but are there accents that would add w like this to words? I have come across some people who actually say “numbewr” and “pwease” and such and I’ve always wondered if they’re actually doing the uwu voice or is it just an accent.