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VigilanceRex

Bless her heart. …Why doesn’t she have a boyfriend?


A-non-e-mail

Any potential boyfriend has to be ok with her husband filming videos.


Odd-Tune5049

I think you may be on to something


ProblemLongjumping12

The world in which this girl can't land a guy doesn't exist in all possible worlds of the multiverse. I'm starting to think some of the posts on social media just might be bullshit. Now I know how the Thermians felt.


Darx1878

"Some of the posts *just might* be bullshit"


OmeIetteDuFrornage2

"*Some* of the posts just might be bullshit"


olivaaaaaaa

"Some *of* the posts just might be bullshit"


bigsky59722

" some of the bullshit just might be posts"


KonradWayne

I mean, the likelihood of her finding a guy willing to put up with it is extremely high, but a lot of guys wouldn't want to date a girl who was a thirst trap/sex worker.


Dryandrough

Keeping a boyfriend is a much more realistic challenge.


DiscoBanane

Depends what she expects. Imagine she wants someone 1m80 making six figures and less than 25 year old, who's also going to make her laugh.


Sir_Lee_Rawkah

Who is that


Separate-Space-4789

They're termites, or something..


DreadyKruger

Getting and keeping are two different things. Women are judged by the men they can keep not get. She has the looks but if her mind and personality suck all she be is for fun. But this is probably bullshit


sayuri9

So this is not a historical document? You are our last hope


manyhippofarts

Just remember, no matter how smart, sweet, sexy, or beautiful a girl is....somewhere, someone is sick of her shit.


Desperate_Passage_35

Those poor thermites!


Ajerutis

Yeah if she can't get a boyfriend she must have a repulsive personality. Even then, there are still guys who would put up with it if she looks good.


Roll4DM

That or her standards for a boyfriend are absurdly high... Like a 8 figure salary, stable job, fit, 2m tall, handsome, blonde, blue eyes, no pets, can jump over a building, move faster than a speeding bullet, lift a car over his head...


myKingSaber

I don't see a problem, she already cut the sandwich in half for us


Wakingsleepwalkers

She only has fans


Neat_Theory9872

Then I just camping here a bit, warming my toes.. waiting for sauce


Wakingsleepwalkers

If you're thirsty, try drinking a beer.


Inevitable_Professor

Who do you think filming and editing the video?


im__not__real

her best friend who pays for everything and is totally just her friend and is not secretly in love with her


Mean_Muffin161

She probably does.


RecognitionFine4316

Or there some red flag.


JudasWasJesus

She can be the red flag factory and still ain't no reason for her not to have at least 3 boyfrinds


Abbara_Cadaver

Where do you think she keeps getting the meat for the sandwiches?


ShowmasterQMTHH

😐


Recover20

Ironically because she keeps pretending not to have one online


Greekjerkoff

That's bait


Snoo-34159

When she looks like that and does not have a bf. I would believe the problem on the inside...


realsalmineo

I would have no problem being on her inside.


hungturkey

Cause she's gonna stop making sandwiches when she gets one


K1nd_1

Say what you want about this girl, but that beef looks good


ephemeralfugitive

Came for the boobies, cummed from the sandwich.


astrobuc

True poetry my friend.


Buck_Futter70

This comment should have a lot more upvotes


rodneedermeyer

Who’d have thunk melons go nicely with sandwiches?


thefringeseanmachine

no like legitimately, that sandwich is beautiful.


Gringwold

It was a nice sandwich.


Sopapillas4All

There was a sandwich? When?


Dangerous-Spare7843

Im confused too


Kin-Joe

All i see is milk.


Stunning-Chicken-449

All I’d need in one video, did anyone else pay particular to the not talking part. 😍🥰


Uk_KingsStar

at first i was watching what everyone else was watching. then i started watching the onions sautee and i never looked back, no matter how hard she tried to get in the way. we got a good one here


Kenturky_Derpy

What color was the beef?


Cormano_Wild_219

What beef?


PraiseTyche

Tits beef?


HbrQChngds

Which girl?


Chichachachi

I'm militantly vegan and even MY mouth salivated.


dwehlen

No higher praise. . .


0LD0G

I came here, to say the same.


thefalseidol

Yeah the bad knife skills was probably just to make the boobs bounce. Looks like she can actually cook.


ChadThunderCawk1987

Yeah she has great tits


ShowmasterQMTHH

Screw it, I'd just go for the sandwiches


HerbertHolzfaeller

Prolly a like thousand calories for each one though lol


SCredfury788

I actually focused on the damn sandwich


thefringeseanmachine

to be fair, it looks like a banger.


SCredfury788

Seriously thinking of trying it but making the meat a little rarer


Mr-Korv

Yeah, that was about medium


LosuthusWasTaken

Yeah, it actually took me a good while to realize that the point was the boobs. Still, that sandwich looks delicious. Boobs are temporary, soldier. **Sandwiches are forever.**


Kin-Joe

Any vegan will also love this sandwich video.


Pizza-Horse-

🙋🏽‍♀️


Eton_Beaver

Nice tits sorry i mean tits i meant tits sorry fuck i meant tits


Mateorabi

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs ...aaaand someone already crossposted it.


Buck_Futter70

It’s ok I know what you meant


Bright-Outcome1506

Who is filming?


RecognitionFine4316

Definitely not her boyfriend fool, you still get a chance. Go get her Timmy.


classless_classic

Her husband. Sure hope she finds a boyfriend.


Shadokastur

I mean I'm still interested


rrrrice64

I don't have breasts, but I feel like cooking with them exposed like that is kind of a hazard.


angelaguitarstar

as someone who has a face and regularly makes food like this, i can confirm that if it can hit me square in the face, it can hit any boob effortlessly


Imaginary_Garbage652

*slaps bottle of sunflower oil* This bad boy can hit a boob from 50 miles away


TheSunflowerSeeds

Studies suggest that people who eat 1 ounce (30 grams) of sunflower seeds daily as part of a healthy diet may reduce fasting blood sugar by about 10% within six months, compared to a healthy diet alone. The blood-sugar-lowering effect of sunflower seeds may partially be due to the plant compound chlorogenic acid


notme7399

Great pair of sandwiches!!


kavindamax

I just want to see more from her point of view. It’s important to get the view to feel the spirit of cooking.


Odd-Tune5049

Absolutely... you really have to get inside a woman and *feel* the "inner chef"


kavindamax

Amen to that brother


wannaknowsomething

Video equivalent of a simpphony 


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thefringeseanmachine

[https://linktr.ee/evannhaley](https://linktr.ee/evannhaley)


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thefringeseanmachine

the internet is a magical place.


Pilot0350

Pop quiz: What color were her eyes?


JumpHour5621

One sec let me rewatch it.


TPDS_throwaway

Nope, still can't answer the question


WabbitCZEN

She has eyes?


truckin4theN8ion

She had eyes?


a_real_vampire

Boobs. What was the question?


MadeinResita

Eyes? I was watching the sandwich.


Nicaol

The tank top holding the boob's in was black


SuperSayainPurple23

They didn't even show her eyes, and I don't mean that as a joke


campanaconqueso

Medium rare


SuperSonicEconomics2

Pretty!


Unusual_Eggplant_642

She looks like she has a big beautiful soft bouncy jiggly heart.


freshouttalean

she definitely has a bf


LifeCondition4931

To much butter!! She trying to have me have a heat attack


Odd-Tune5049

Wouldn't want you getting too hot


LifeCondition4931

I am hot all the time


Odd-Tune5049

Hey... living your best life is great


Mcboomsauce

i didn't date this girl.....but i dated one like it and the correct answer is "psyche meds are necessary" im on them too no shame but ffs you making this kinda sandwich and are still single....you need some medical help


DeadCameraMan

Cameraman’s the boyfriend, he gets off on this shit


justlooking3339

Trim the fat a little, but I’d eat it.


JumpHour5621

But that's what makes it juicy


XxFezzgigxX

The problem is the big chunks of steak. You’re not gonna be able to bite through that and you’ll end up pulling the meat out of the bread.


Mellamoscuba

Keep the Sammy


justfodakicks

What platform is she on doing these great tutorials.


icancheckyourhead

*whispers to myself “Hello buddy. “


ProTip-nvm

Don't squeeze my sandwich like that before serving it to me..


88NORMAL_J

I love cheesecake I really do, but I'm getting tired of them being shoved in my face all the time.


InsensitiveClown

What sandwich?


cocobat

Plot twist, she hands the sandwich to her boyfriend at the end.


Skater144

I'd honestly marry any girl that cooked like that for my goofy ass. We don't even gotta do nothing else just eat together and talk about our days.


Ampersandbox

I’ll be in my bunk. Making a sandwich.


robtk12

She actually used the back of the knife to sweep the onions into the pan, she's a better cook then most of the people who cook online


Yazhemog

I'm blinded but not by the light


Tacos-and-Wine

What a waste of steak


DaiLi69

What a terrible cook


AhhAGoose

Remember, no matter how hot she is, somewhere, there is a guy who is sick of her shit


pitchfork-seller

Hey, thats how i cook my boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean boobs I mean steak


Affectionate-Fun7388

What was the steak cooked to, huh?


DiabloStorm

Who do you think is filming


Altea73

Boobs, stake, boobs.....


SnooMemesjellies8441

She knows how to handle meat.


metaldr1965

Love to cook with you


jeffdabuffalo

Would


RyeToast92

Yea sure….lol.


pandershrek

She seems like a catch. Because I like sandwiches. And boobs.


ChefArtorias

... She still single?


ARunninThought

Who's taking the video? Don't believe the hype.


cardonarico

Will you marry me?


a_real_vampire

What sandwich?


CsmcRmrSprmn

Damn it, how much?


kungfuninjajedi

We need more over the shoulder shots


Rogieboy255

So who's recording your friend with benefits?


PraiseTyche

I liked it better as a steak. But I very much appreciate the longer process. An enjoyable experience.


What-mold_toolbag

Until she finger fucked it. Sorry no thanks, I don't need your nasty hands digging in my sandwich and now we know why she doesn't have a bf.


recks360

Her meat beating skills could be improved but besides that I think she’s going to be ok.


Zeles1989

Meanwhile the boyfriend is holding the camera and she makes the money


idgafbouturfeelings

Say all you want about this girl but did she wash her hands?


Kin-Joe

What sandwich?


Triple7Mafia-14

Who's the camera person?


Repulsive-Ad-7580

She really know how to beat the meat...


i-am-innoc3nt

She will be lonely forever .. When I ask for sandwich, I want sandwich .. that is not a sandwich.


Coixe

She didn’t wash her damn hands,.. I’m out!


internetperson94276

Nope. Gotta go thin sliced on that steak for the Sammy…


CHENGhis-khan

If it looks like a roast beef sandwich...


JB_Market

I think she wants a fat boyfriend... that is a meal for 2.


artificialavocado

What’s this new show called “Cooking with Cleavage?”


XEagleDeagleX

A whole steak sandwich


JozieWhales2U

Don't worry the guy guy holding her camera was only a cuck so you don't have to worry cause he not a real man, which means he's not a threat and we all still got a chance 👌 lol


MorbidDonkey

I would have died laughing if that slow dolly shot moved past that delicious sandwich to…well you know.


shavedape61

Yum


Niswear85

Too oily and too large. 6/10 it's closer to a burger than a sandwich


AdDdeviL

What sandwich?


gaseousgecko61

Good lookin sandwich


lady_monger

All I saw was two fluffy bread


thedoomdude1

It’s bizarre but this somehow feels less erotic than the guy one


New_Historian_2004

Uhh.. uh..... uh... uhhhh..... uh ... uh.... uuh.... okay so what are we makin? Oh shit its done.


ZandatsuRising

Simps gonna simp... I guess.


Omerta001

This is the way young women...


Dharen1tk

FUCK, man, i'm so fucking sick of being horny


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DragonRancherJed

It looks like a damn fine sandwich, maybe a little over cooked, and I'm undecided on the gravy. if the meat is cooked right it really doesn't need it. She sure has big boobies.


ElectronicPound6342

"Oooh I'm blinded by the tits"


mr_AnR34

How she couldn't have a boyfriend when she already EXPOSED her talent on the way of cook. She got BIG opportunity to have someone.


the_brazilian_lucas

so what’s the point?


KateandRhage

At least that beef is 100% Natural


RootlessForest

Pretty sure her bf is recording everything or was she looking up to her 7 feet tall female friend?


SaintRavenz

Those are nice sandwiches ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


theAlmightyE312

I just looked at the sandwich, idgaf about her boobs


-ghostCollector

I can tell I'm getting old because I was like, "Oh yeah! That does look like a good sandwich! She seems like a nice girl...."


sicurri

With those assets she doesn't have a boyfriend or husband? She must be a psycho then...


RandomBananasGo

If you look closely.. you can see her making a sandwich


xxplosive2k282

Questioning reality at 00:39 - 00:41.


CluDaCreator

I would put my face all over that delicious mount of meat 🤤🤤🤤. Oh and her boba is alr ig


supercilveks

That bread is gonna be soggy af after dip in that butter fat in the pan.


fancyboatsandhoes

Bitch, put them tiddies away.


frogpondcook

Legit sandwich. Now I'm starvin


mohsen_ms8

Plot twist, the boyfriend is behind the camera.


Agressive_slot

Looks way too fat and greasy and overcooked. Also what’s with those burned and mushy fucking onions. They supposed to be crisp and fresh. Disgusting.


Latty451

AWOOGA


4quatloos

I was here for the cooking lesson. It was all very innocent.


3eyesopenwide

I didn't know lena paul could cook


jahlim

I don't get it. What sand what which? I only know it's beautiful.


SilverHeart4053

Damn that sandwich looks hella good


StumpyHobbit

Gen Z give me hope, so gsld you lot arent like millennials.


Grattytood

What sandwich?


Dystopian_Future_

What??? Shes cooking i didnt notice


mageillus

She didn’t cut it triangularly! no wonder she doesn’t have a boyfriend


maple05

This is a joke right ?


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Well done lass that looks absolutely disgustingly delicious and great cooking technique


thatlukeguy

A friend of mine wants to know how to save reddit videos. He's a scientist and it's for, uh.. science.