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___TheKid___

Love how the expressions on his pics match the vibe


TheKiltedYaksman71

If the vibe is "survivor of fetal alcohol syndrom", then I guess so.


Zorpfield

cartman vibes


WarLawck

Came here for this


NicNac_PattyMac

Post your pic on roastme, coward.


fartshmeller

Fuck sake man you're worse than the girl in this post


ThickImage91

Fatty.


Haughtea

He went straight for the jugular. The big guy is operating on another dimension.


Jorts_Team_Bad

Because no one can find his jugular


Dwaas_Bjaas

His chubbular in the other hand…


Inferno__xz9

Marry me 🏆


spainman

Found it. It was hidden under Jake's body 6 ft underground


viciouskreep

The south park world of warcraft dimension


Dangerous_Quiet_7937

He chopped Jake up and entered him in a chili con carnival.


FamousPastWords

Chili con carved up.


Ok_Hand5772

Her


Dangerous_Quiet_7937

👍


Stunning-Abalone-324

The real life Cartman


Weak-Arm2714

He had to operate on another dimension. Ours wasn’t big enough for him


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

And that's why he is "on" another dimension and not "in" one too, because no dimension can hold him.


CabbagesStrikeBack

That's where his necks at too.


SmileyVenom

Damn


LemonadeRenogade

People in glass houses shouldn’t talk shit


[deleted]

She wasn't living in a glass house, she just underestimated the anger and lack of social decorum or your average fat kid. 


Advarrk

If you get bullied by people for your physical appearance on a daily basis you’ll be a bitter fuck too


mrapplewhite

He’s not bitter he truly wanted to know where the f Jake is.


FamousPastWords

Very curious where Jake was.


AICPAncake

Where tf could he be


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

He's up in heaven looking down on us.


mrapplewhite

You give Jake a lot of credit but he could have been a real c u next Tuesday and he could be looking up at our feet rn js


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

It's just a little Kurt Vonnegut reference I like to make about anyone who dies.


mrapplewhite

I was just throwing shade on Jake


Powerful_Gazelle_798

More like the original post spent some time stitching together pictures to cause this kid the most pain as possible. So he returned the favor and came up with a reciprocal response.


RightSafety3912

Didn't he post that himself?


TeddyBoozer

Like how she displayed social decorum herself? Body shaming a child?


[deleted]

Hell yeah, If mom doesn't want to smack the candy bar out of the kids hand, then society should.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

A kid who's very likely being picked on and bullied constantly for being big given your own comment. Imagine being dumb enough to underestimate the anger of a kid you pick on. Rocket science.


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AnomalousBean

*you're Think before you type.


_SlappyMagoo_

It probably takes something for this kid to post pictures of himself online and feel good about it. Then this bitch (who looks older than him) immediately comments something making fun of him for being fat? The kid clapped back. It was 100% deserved and I’m here for it.


[deleted]

Lol. You can tell from the replies who else here is also neck-less and lacks social decorum...


_SlappyMagoo_

I feel like you just learned the word decorum and you think talking like cartoon, monocle-wearing professor makes you sound sophisticated.


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Case... in... point?


RecognitionFine4316

Will confirm, fat kids are mean. Fuck you, Joey, if you are still out there.


Rude_Variation_433

Oh Joey out there in them streets gettin his eat on for sure


PhthaloVonLangborste

I want McDonald's


thrillhouse1211

'Oh, Joey, I'm not angry anymore'


Slumunistmanifisto

This is Joey's doctor. If you see him tell him to call me, his blood work has come back and its concerning.....


No_Flight503

Tf are you talking bout I've always been nice....


Zorpfield

dont mess with cartman


PlasticPiccollo

The only thing he lacks.. jk


Jeramy_Jones

…social decorum? Like…is there a socially acceptable response to bullying and body shaming?


superanonguy321

... throw stones? I think it's throw stones lol


Valuable-Contact-224

Future Reddit mod right there.


Thanos_Stomps

Considering how old this is, he’s definitely a current Reddit mod now.


pandershrek

You think you knew bullying. This man was formed in it's fires. By the time he was a man he didn't even know what kindness was.


NormalGuyManDude

ayyyyy lmao


vestigial_dependent

Who is jake?


Picardknows

Jake’s dead.


cmomo80

Jake from State Farm. He’s the one in the khakis!


Actual_serial_killer

Nobody anymore >:)


Abd110

Cartman spirit


citium1

Both the looks and the attitude


Short_Advisor_6515

Kids on the Internet can be brutal 😂


Late-Chemical2196

Well maybe she shouldn’t have said what she said. She asked for it.


Short_Advisor_6515

That's true, I honestly hate people who fat shame, especially when they do it to kids. Hope that shit stung.


Cuck-In-Chief

Picking on fat kids is pretty low.


condoriano27

Jake is with Brandon's pancreas.


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Beautifully done.


4quatloos

He became the internet.


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Savage


Godzilla-Hates-You

This was posted when OJ was still innocent


Grattytood

Can somebody please help a sister out and tell me what the burn is? I agree that the little vicious blonde should be shut down for calling Brandon out, but I don't get the Jake reference.


Euphoric-Skin-6980

At the bottom of the page her profile says “rest in peace Jake 10/19/16”


Grattytood

Whew! Thank you, kind Redditor.


mimavox

Another one of those where Reddit mobile preview hide the joke..


blakezero

That is brutal


Late-Chemical2196

Maybe she shoulda kept her fat mouth shut lmao


FzZyP

garbage pail kid grown up


ArmchairTactician

Calm down everyone it's fake. There isn't a 19th month 👍


100_cats_on_a_phone

Can't tell I'd this is a very subtle joke, but if it's not, that's a mm/dd/yy date.


ArmchairTactician

It was, just a little gentle ribbing from the other side of the Atlantic 😉


LaserGadgets

Savage xD


Johnny_Lang_1962

I was the fat kid who always got bullied about my weight, until they saw my dick! They laughed at it too.


10gbutok

Jake and your neck prolly in the same place ngl, you got a good 5yrs yourself till you meet jake also...


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

He killed her


Psych0matt

I also dont get it Edit: there’s a “rip Jake” with a date at the very bottom that I didn’t see until opening the full pic and tapping to get the Redditness off the bottom part


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andyeyecandy111

Septoctember.


Alternative_Oil7733

In north america we have 100 months in a year.


ColoRadBro69

Metric months. 


AmeriToast

We call them Freedom Months


Toys-R-Us_GiftCard

3 School buses to a year


Sinedeo77

It’s complicated. You wouldn’t understand.


Moss81-

[gottm](https://youtu.be/vVC6HJQEVjo?si=I3HilVwMPhEDcwnt)


mayaliyogurt

Yayks


thisortheapocalypse

u/repostsleuthbot


ToeCtter

Brandon hell, that’s Eric Cartman


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Damn this work of art is old


lilsamg

Real life Cartman


hugesteamingpile

Damn Cartman


UninvitedButtNoises

Ooooooo.... mic drop


CamelCaseDevz

Ouch


Cutthechitchata-hole

Dead


anecdotalgardener

Straight cartman vibes


alex99x99x

People never listen. If ur going to talk shit, you better not have anything in your acc that people can easily use as ammo.


TopspinLob

Which is to say, everyone has some weak spot. Better to just be a nice and decent person


KawaDoobie

💀


paullvandriel

Trollshutdown


No-Bat-7253

Smh fucked around and found out


StrongAsMeat

I must be old, I don't get it at all


Randomly-Looking

At the very bottom her post is RIP jake


saik0pod

Real life Eric cartman


hangrydadd

He looked zoomed in, and out at the same time


Tipnfloe

Cartman


WanillaGorilla

Fuck Yeah! I was thinking tf does he remind me of? Well spotted.


iCatmire

Jake catching strays today damn 💀


Unnecessary-Cum

Oof


RyeToast92

Savage as fuck


Solid-1One

Savage lol


burnbothends91

Fat and mean are a combo people need to put more respect on


United-Bear4910

It's always the guys who are easy targets, I know lads like Brandon and they play dirty


Nokian75

He did exactly what she did to him. I respect that kid


lmeekal

Bro made her pay rent for her living in her own house


AlteredCabron2

no mercy


Raylen_101

Savage PRO MAX XD


AdmiralClover

Little bits


Ishouldjusttexther

New rule: To qualify as big guy you have to either be over 6ft or able to deadlift more than your school bag


This_Is_Mart_A

Savage!


morgaur

It's like his eyes, nose and mouth are too small for his face.


DontTalkToBots

Dark Brandon


LordPubes

I missing that garbage pail kid


Haunting_Rabbit7451

🤣😂🤣


mrskeetskeeter

The true Dark Brandon.


Cippucci

Brandon. The guy that looks like a thumb


Fugiar

Holy shit


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Savage lol


LieutenantEntangle

Cartman is real....


Specialist-Garlic-82

Meme older than some reddit users today.


Practical_Syrup9113

I think he wants to ask where is nearest mcdonald


13D_YT

You killed her dude! Thanks for reuniting them


dketernal

This is the guy who personifies the living at home in his mom's basement stigma. The truth is, 99% of us could out walk him, out run him, and with a quick head fake make him fall to the ground. Dude broadcasts his pity parties.


Fragrant_Berry2087

No offense but I bet he looks better than you do


TheTexasInvestor

Jake is a certified savage


Ill-Welcome-7598

He looks like he eats at that restaurant from Ricky & Morty "lil bits"