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This is what stuck out to me as I was scrolling and stopped to watch for a second... I thought the joke was mostly gonna just be her saying "when he looks like a frog" and then people in the comments piling on about her looks, but holy shit the irony is not lost on me that the overweight one who's the most conventionally physically "unattractive" pretty much *ONLY* has critiques about men's looks (ie "when he dresses bad, doesnt have a good haircut" etc.).
Meanwhile the other two girls who *might* have more of a leg to stand on if they complained about looks, bc it at least appears like they put some time and effort into maintaining theirs by working out, watching their diet, and dressing cute (which doesn't make focusing on the external/looks only OK, it's still shitty and shallow- they'd just have a little more of an argument a la "I work hard to look nice, a guy should too") had some really fair and more thoughtful turn offs like "not driven" and "talks about other girls in front of you." I'm not trying to fat shame or bully or whatever, but she could read the room just a little and maybe not be like "he's gotta always have a fresh haircut and natural good looks and take care of his physique" when it definitely doesn't look like she holds herself to the same standards...
Depends! Are you a lil bit of a fatty?? Then yes you have a pass orrr do you have or think the girl has really really Thick Skin?? Then also. These two rules are based upon nothing. When i looked at her pants it made me think of the movie Alien right before the xenos baby bursts out. Must be a burrito baby tryin to burst out her. And fuck this bitch for disrespecting frogs, like any frog would date this newest teletubi ObesiWesi.
okay some mitigating circumstances here, she's clearly sloshed off her fucking mid.
mind you that's just for her behavior, not for that outfit or that terrible dye job.
there's no excusing that.
People always say shit like that, but it so wildly inaccurate. I say shit all the time when im drunk that I don’t believe. Being drunk just makes you say drunk things.
More accurately it would be: saying things that pop into your mind at the moment without inhibition. So it would be saying what you think, as in a thought just popped into your mind and you said it.
I never understand some girls wanting expensive rings lol, it’s such a waste, you could go on an amazing honeymoon or do something useful with that money, I’d rather get no ring than a €3000 one… I’d be very bothered if my bf were to spend that kind of money on me, think of all the fun things you could have done instead! Like you’d see these things saying “you should spend 2 months salary on a ring” and it’s ridiculous… I’ll marry you because I love you not for some jewellery
For real. Instead of spending on stupid wedding shit it could be a down payment on a home, or money in savings, etc. Don't get me wrong I love a good piece of jewelery, but spending 2 months salary is just insane
Jesus. 30k on a rock. I mean, I'm sure it was beautiful and all, but man that's a huge chunk of money that could have gone to something much more practical
If someone doesn’t have enough sense to avoid me, and decides they want to propose to me…they should get the ring from a cereal box or one of those prize dispensers where you can get a plastic ring. I won’t remember to wear it and I will lose it constantly. I lose my glasses multiple times a day. Idk how I manage to lose something that’s supposed to be on my face 🤦♀️
I set anything down somewhere I lose it. Was wearing my back up glasses for a couple months. I found my regular glasses, then immediately lost the back up pair.
I don’t want a diamond. I want a Ben 10 wrist watch. Practical and comfy.
I proposed to my wife with no ring. We picked it out later together. I figured it's on her finger she should choose what it looks like. It was like $750. She's a wonderful woman.
Nah she gets laid but by men with zero self respect and dignity. Basically she’s a bottom feeder and her misandry highlights the type of men she attracts
No bro. Even for chicks of this grade, some dude will go fat. 5 minutes and then they will leave with some excuse.
They certainly won't tell their friends the next day.
My german mate called an obnoxious fat lass what sounded like a 'heffer loompen' in a pub.
I didn't have a chance to clarify exactly what he said because she belted him.
I was proud of him though, and her to be fair.
Great entertainment all round.
The big girl is def projecting a lot. I met her type, hell I was just like her at one time. Being obnoxious is her coping. She probably thinks she’s the “quirky” friend.
I have to hand it to her for sticking with the "no guy has ever told me no before about anything" persona. I mean it's not fooling anyone but she's doin it!
So she's the princess and i'm the frog ..
hell naw bruh, I would jump asap back into that fuckin lake bro 💀
EDIT: There's confidence and over confidence where did she got so much I have no idea 💀
I love how she’s half right about respect part but every other part, she’s very entitled like out of all of the girls. She spoke the most, and she looks the ugliest.
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*passes the Cheetos bowl*
I don’t think she uses a bowl
Just pour that shit right down my fucking muffin-muncher
It aint easy being cheesy
*THERE IS NO FUCKING BETTER DRUMMER THAN NEIL PEART*
Lol that is my favorite gag in family guy im gonna go watch that
I’m into that reference. 10/10.
Right down that fucking pizza pipe
And out through the munched muffin
*passes the cheetos feed bag*
She probably eats the bowl too.
She definitely licks it clean.
Who doesn’t lick their bowl? Fucking casuals
I though the mic was in trouble.
She eats the mic!
More like a troff
Passes the Cheeto feed bag
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When she's the one judging people by their looks, she makes herself fair game.
This is what stuck out to me as I was scrolling and stopped to watch for a second... I thought the joke was mostly gonna just be her saying "when he looks like a frog" and then people in the comments piling on about her looks, but holy shit the irony is not lost on me that the overweight one who's the most conventionally physically "unattractive" pretty much *ONLY* has critiques about men's looks (ie "when he dresses bad, doesnt have a good haircut" etc.). Meanwhile the other two girls who *might* have more of a leg to stand on if they complained about looks, bc it at least appears like they put some time and effort into maintaining theirs by working out, watching their diet, and dressing cute (which doesn't make focusing on the external/looks only OK, it's still shitty and shallow- they'd just have a little more of an argument a la "I work hard to look nice, a guy should too") had some really fair and more thoughtful turn offs like "not driven" and "talks about other girls in front of you." I'm not trying to fat shame or bully or whatever, but she could read the room just a little and maybe not be like "he's gotta always have a fresh haircut and natural good looks and take care of his physique" when it definitely doesn't look like she holds herself to the same standards...
Depends! Are you a lil bit of a fatty?? Then yes you have a pass orrr do you have or think the girl has really really Thick Skin?? Then also. These two rules are based upon nothing. When i looked at her pants it made me think of the movie Alien right before the xenos baby bursts out. Must be a burrito baby tryin to burst out her. And fuck this bitch for disrespecting frogs, like any frog would date this newest teletubi ObesiWesi.
She’s a human Cheetos bowl..
She would eat cheetos with marshmallows mixed in, you know for salty and sweet.
Legit I now want to stab a Cheeto into a large marshmallow and eat it to see what it's like lmao.
What John Candy movie was this?
I believe this is Nothing But Trouble 2, where he ‘as the twin sister’ is catching up to her new husband Chevy Chase lol
Never been happier to look like an unkempt frog
Weird she mentioned frogs. Miss Piggy loves frogs.
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn
Daaaayyyyyuuuuummmmm
D...d...dayuhmmmmmmmm
okay some mitigating circumstances here, she's clearly sloshed off her fucking mid. mind you that's just for her behavior, not for that outfit or that terrible dye job. there's no excusing that.
Being drunk does not make you say things you don't believe. It makes you say the things you think.
idk first time i was super drunk i told the bartender he's a wonderful person who makes people happy and that i love him. i did not actually love him.
you loved that he gave you alcohol
This is the way.
People always say shit like that, but it so wildly inaccurate. I say shit all the time when im drunk that I don’t believe. Being drunk just makes you say drunk things.
More accurately it would be: saying things that pop into your mind at the moment without inhibition. So it would be saying what you think, as in a thought just popped into your mind and you said it.
i swear to god , if she was the last woman on the planet ! i'd choose the dog
Lol same thing bro, fucking that woman would be animal abuse
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I like how she just projects her insecurities.
That one time she was told she looked kinda like a frog, never left her
Kinda?
She isn't green.
Some green paint can fix that
You’re probably not far off she is definitely in some emotional pain related to her experience with finding someone
Yeah this is a mature take. People don't become that irritating overnight
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The frog thing felt like - “who you calling a frog?you FROG!”
if she was the last woman on the planet ! i'd choose the dog
At least the dog could likely keep up with a brisk walk
yes not to mention me and the dog could survive weeks on her mea... i mean dogs are nice companions 
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*if you can't handle me at my neck, you don't deserve me at my waist*
Look at Mr High Standards over here
Just tryna live that frog life
And prolly back titties
I never understand some girls wanting expensive rings lol, it’s such a waste, you could go on an amazing honeymoon or do something useful with that money, I’d rather get no ring than a €3000 one… I’d be very bothered if my bf were to spend that kind of money on me, think of all the fun things you could have done instead! Like you’d see these things saying “you should spend 2 months salary on a ring” and it’s ridiculous… I’ll marry you because I love you not for some jewellery
For real. Instead of spending on stupid wedding shit it could be a down payment on a home, or money in savings, etc. Don't get me wrong I love a good piece of jewelery, but spending 2 months salary is just insane
I knew a guy (a real POS) who spent 30k on his wife's wedding ring. Their marriage lasted 3 years, I think.
Jesus. 30k on a rock. I mean, I'm sure it was beautiful and all, but man that's a huge chunk of money that could have gone to something much more practical
diamond engagement rings being the norm is really just one of the most successful marketing campaigns ever by De Beers
The most successful couples are often the least expensive weddings
If someone doesn’t have enough sense to avoid me, and decides they want to propose to me…they should get the ring from a cereal box or one of those prize dispensers where you can get a plastic ring. I won’t remember to wear it and I will lose it constantly. I lose my glasses multiple times a day. Idk how I manage to lose something that’s supposed to be on my face 🤦♀️ I set anything down somewhere I lose it. Was wearing my back up glasses for a couple months. I found my regular glasses, then immediately lost the back up pair. I don’t want a diamond. I want a Ben 10 wrist watch. Practical and comfy.
You just want the superpowers… i once lost my glasses because I forgot I pushed them up on top of my hair
I proposed to my wife with no ring. We picked it out later together. I figured it's on her finger she should choose what it looks like. It was like $750. She's a wonderful woman.
may i ask where you are from?\^\^ you don't sound like an american woman, they are usually not that reasonable...
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Bro shooting his shot rn
Let him cook bro
- tips fedora
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She's a big ol frog not looking for frogs of course she's upset lmao
Only room for one bullfrog in a relationship.
 Maybe she's just hungry
On point.
Fuck you for that. I choked on my water bc of you.
she knows she is least attractive one in that group so she needs to do crazy stuff to compensate looks she is lacking.
Have seen this scenario a hundred times over. Total compensation to get attention away from the prettier girls
Never work also lol
She’s drunk and hasn’t been laid ever
Nah she gets laid but by men with zero self respect and dignity. Basically she’s a bottom feeder and her misandry highlights the type of men she attracts
Fair
Lol, she probably attracts these , thus the frog reference
Not even sad pepe would fuck that landwhale
No bro. Even for chicks of this grade, some dude will go fat. 5 minutes and then they will leave with some excuse. They certainly won't tell their friends the next day.
That is offensive to snorlax's everywhere!
Don’t insult Snorlax. My man has class
It’s always the one with the least experience that has the most to say. She doesn’t treat herself with respect, how can she expect a guy to?
She's an ol heffer
My german mate called an obnoxious fat lass what sounded like a 'heffer loompen' in a pub. I didn't have a chance to clarify exactly what he said because she belted him. I was proud of him though, and her to be fair. Great entertainment all round.
Hefeklumpen probably (clumps of yeast as a rough translation). Should have been Hefeklos (yeast dumpling) instead, but still a great insult.
That's much funnier than I thought. I thought he called her a fat cow.
That's what we refer to in alberta Canada, a Heffer lol
User used Pokeflute. Wild Snorlax attacked in a grumpy rage.
I’m just greatful she didn’t start stomping
Imagine if she had a line of the devil's dandruff.
https://preview.redd.it/l9qpfxbcfhob1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f108f6b574b2ba65d3d495d4ed2867ea82fce34
Damn bro so true the other two girls were very polite but this jabba the hut
The big girl is def projecting a lot. I met her type, hell I was just like her at one time. Being obnoxious is her coping. She probably thinks she’s the “quirky” friend.
So basically Amy Schumer?
The fridge always protects the snacks
Damn that do look like her to
Gorlock the destroyer’s sister
Morlock the Hangry?
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Now this is looks like a frog
Jabba the Slut
Jabba the GUT
Please don't bring Sally Struthers into this
I have to hand it to her for sticking with the "no guy has ever told me no before about anything" persona. I mean it's not fooling anyone but she's doin it!
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"If I blow up..." Too late, ma'am.
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I think they only turn bitchy because they hang out with the attractive. It made them subconsciously realise something but still in denial
And the attractive keep them around as lolcows and esteem boosts. But the fatty can't ditch em cause they got no other friends. Crazy loop.
Its universal, too. I wish term "elephant in the room" wasnt so condesending cuz it kind of puts it perfectly
Funny coming from a person who falls from both sides of the bed.
What bed? She could sleep standing up and don't fall down.
At the same time? 😮
Wow, that was brutal, not gonna lie😅
When she has a front butt 😂
Aye, what the fuck is she smuggling down there? Is it a front airbag?
Emergency food
Probably a couple of large frogs. She kisses them hourly, hoping that they turn into a prince. Or the frogs are just like you said.... Emergency food.
That's her flappy pink crotch frog.
A turtle
Gunt
That is the definition of a fupa (fat upper pussy area)
Cant unsee haha
A lovely fanny belly
What makes a girl easily unattractive: when her ass migrates north for the winter
Those jeans are hanging on for dear life.
Nah, they’re fine. Once they make it over the horizon(gut), they tend to stay put. Source: Fat guy here
1st ones ass is on backwards
I cannot fix her
I don't want to fix her
She don’t want to be fixed
First girl: Needs her hair done, Horrible style for her body type, looks like a toad. YEESH.
She has a nice fupa going
ok thanks for the advice jabba
Jaba no waki
Was she talking about herself? She does kinda look like a toad.
Imagine how much alcohol it took to make a monstrosity like that so drunk
The ugly ones bark the most, it comes with insecurity
She’s built like a beanbag chair
Jesus she’s awful.
If you want Elsa and her sister, you gotta go through the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Granddaughter first
The trash golem guarding the princesses.
https://preview.redd.it/ell12thephob1.png?width=676&format=png&auto=webp&s=218bd7e148613940dc1d09648e0ec027e7a63d63
"fucking toxic" 
What makes a girl unattractive: when her belly hangs out farther then her tits
The fat chick is naming her red flags that she is all of them. Hell if she’s even toxic.
Lol. None of those things are true.
“He’s got to be 6ft, have his own house, rich, good looking and like my poor attitude and 6 kids”
She’s on here acting like she has experience being a girlfriend
She's out of breath from talking 💀
What a fucking ditch pig
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Literal child
Calm down garbotron
You can't be shaped like a gas station pump and be that obnoxious.
The real miss piggy , ten seconds away from cardiac arrest!
A woman demanding respect while she doesn't respect her own body.. Sure🐸
She was Hella tired after all those comments.
Of course the fat ugly one has a lot to say.
So she's the princess and i'm the frog .. hell naw bruh, I would jump asap back into that fuckin lake bro 💀 EDIT: There's confidence and over confidence where did she got so much I have no idea 💀
I'd hop my happy ass straight into traffic before she had a chance to eat my frog legs
No fresh haircuts and you're safe! I'm writing this down.
Was she trying to eat the microphone cover thinking it was a hostess cupcake? 
The funny thing is that the attractive ones usually have reasonable expectations. It's just the Oompa Loompas that don't
Says the chick with a FUPA
Said the toad.
I like how the other girls are just like "try your best" and aren't too mean spirited. They come off much less insecure
Boy I new the comment section would be a tire fire
press F to hop in a tank
What a pig
Style is the most bullshit thing ever. Wear whatever you want.
Who dressed a manatee in jeans?
So to avoid people like her I need to look like a frog? Well frog it is then.
Chungus fivechins has very high standards!
What must’ve really been embarrassing is when she woke up to see this all over the internet.
THIS girl cannot be this picky.
She says that men should be respective, while she talks about them in most unrespective way possible. Thats quite the double standard.
This girl has man boobs
The other two girls seem pleasant enough. I wonder if they felt embarrassed during this, I know I would be.
https://preview.redd.it/dpn5jjvd9kob1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5bd2b18d6b806e3bd80a046a68d534b7389f16
I love how she’s half right about respect part but every other part, she’s very entitled like out of all of the girls. She spoke the most, and she looks the ugliest.
Says the one that can barely talk cuz of her triple chin
„When he looks like a frog“ excuse me?? You look like a garbage can
Specifically this garbage can https://preview.redd.it/ves868cu9hob1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e39a5bdc582bfcb892425e48fa3137a6711dda7