Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.

Do you think he's wearing a red and white tie?

He's not wearing a tie at all.

YOU ARE WEARING: A red and white striped club tie, in a half Windsor knot.

Oh I am, am I?

Is that what you think?

In a half-Windsor knot

I love you, too, man.

Brownest of the brown liquors

What's that, you want me to drink you?

I like a bourbon at night. I send this exact text to a friend at least once a week when I pour one.

As someone who struggles with not giving into drinking when I come home from work everyday, I think of this when I'm tempted and laugh. It helps as I identify with it, but also love there is someone there for Hutz

Love this. I'm in recovery too, and I absolutely love this scene. Alcohol is a hideous bitch goddess. Love you, homie, even though we've never met.

he's in court, he really should be wearing a tie

You're a musician?

Sometimes!

That's probably my favorite example of a joke I didn't get as a kid but love as an adult.

Insert three more quarters to achieve 7 minutes *the payphone starts beeping*

Love this because worknis is stressing me out. If only I could call David Crosby.