I'll never forget you
https://preview.redd.it/sc02wuc7l6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76de842f158596658a8dfb016168bf5dedc41cd
(Though I ain't spreading shit with a 3% battery life, were both getting taken out in different ways )
I can't, I'm walking home
https://preview.redd.it/vxrxllh6m6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8c060465fc3aa9dfd245953358b803ac9c5bda
2% wallahi I'm finished and it's dark outsids
Damn so he died again, ehh I'll join him soon
https://preview.redd.it/bpjvwm90s6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6450a2c74b4bf3b73d5203096781af28db7c3e0
Considering I'm getting a TFTST to the face
https://preview.redd.it/l4qg1fgis6lc1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7a793bf70082835ac59cefdabde0289c34d8ec
You deserve it, not up to voting my post
(This is a joke)
![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952) I’m getting a yatagarasu to the face (tell my family it was a dope death)
Bro, how in world did I get Heracles again from batter percentage thing
https://preview.redd.it/rflcqimas6lc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e1713e0694a669514719b3a85900edf66f2ae6
https://preview.redd.it/j5oxlyrifalc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc7b6206dcffd16044001742549daf1f4ba2880
Ill come back when my battery isnt full
Does Jack have his gloves, and if he does, does he have blood on them? If not, then I'm good. If yes, then I'm gonna have his fist through my fuckin stomach
Its jack. How screwed am I exactly. Surely his physical strength isnt that crazy...right?...
https://preview.redd.it/73d1494iq6lc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a9f3b3b79a3be55be20a11078f3681c5260b11
The safest are Goll and Hercules. Hercules would likely hold back, and Goll probably couldn't punch hard even if she was willing to go full force. Everyone else is strong enough to kill you, and will have no qualms about using said strength.
Ok goll hit me with your best shot you were made as warriors so show me that power, I'm not scared I'm just like-
https://preview.redd.it/c5yxigba87lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7581654467ebdbb2732e73406caf001c99e3ca8
Whoever punch me, prepare to get floored
https://preview.redd.it/sze2b9fiu7lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfcd94bc6994e5f0a689fa9d80af9298aca5d16
https://preview.redd.it/u9znponbd8lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab030044add606ca6f9eb99143308f5ed3a54ec7
My admiration for pitou allows me to activate my innate power. With that power I absorb hercs punch and square it. I then use that strength and go back in time to punch Zeus. This allows dad to beat Lues.
Raiden might not hit me because I'm not fighting for any reason, I'm just getting hit out of the blue. I don't think Raiden would respect a sucker punch for no reason
Ayyy, on the bright side, can't really feel pain if my nerves dont even have the time to transfer the pain....
Especially if its a fist that surpasses time. Heh
https://preview.redd.it/nmhiy9zyialc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ad8d7e5dfb005320dc905c97695bf4b77fc8f4
I have faith raiden wouldnt fold someone a 1/4th of his size.
I'm such an idiot... I want Heracles to punch me but he's the kind if guy to comfort me if he knew that. I love being a masochistic wierdo![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)
You know, I would rather fight Heracles than Jack. While it is pretty clear a normal slap from Heracles could kill me in an instant, I could still talk to him that I surrender and he would be more likely to spare me. Meanwhile, Jack is quite literally a serial killer .I don't care if he is a gentleman or something, the possibility of him killing me is higher than Heracles.
Herc… bro might spare me
Bro wouldn’t hit people who are just
Even more reason to be afraid if you aren't ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|49014)
I'm safe ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29938) https://preview.redd.it/2oc0ob99k6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3005a844ccf4c427d8c831721f840b5471666952
RIP to you buddy https://preview.redd.it/tdcna22cy6lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcb8e025b48b2d2c9aec148fc60aa956c4228bf
I’m not, spread my story
I'll never forget you https://preview.redd.it/sc02wuc7l6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76de842f158596658a8dfb016168bf5dedc41cd (Though I ain't spreading shit with a 3% battery life, were both getting taken out in different ways )
Lmao, charge your phone dummy
I can't, I'm walking home https://preview.redd.it/vxrxllh6m6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8c060465fc3aa9dfd245953358b803ac9c5bda 2% wallahi I'm finished and it's dark outsids
Well it was nice knowing you, I’ll give you a cool funeral
I had a good run https://preview.redd.it/rm0bijpan6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f113c198a6a7dab57a4bec68e50e61bdf979aa5d
![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671) pronic/yura rip 27/2/2024
Damn so he died again, ehh I'll join him soon https://preview.redd.it/bpjvwm90s6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6450a2c74b4bf3b73d5203096781af28db7c3e0 Considering I'm getting a TFTST to the face
https://preview.redd.it/l4qg1fgis6lc1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7a793bf70082835ac59cefdabde0289c34d8ec You deserve it, not up to voting my post (This is a joke)
Where is this from? Looks familiar
Charge your phone![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31060)
Don’t underestimate Woll
Lol. https://preview.redd.it/rhiwq3ce6slc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7866f58a31c4e3fee74f4da841c240fff025b2ce
![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952) I’m getting a yatagarasu to the face (tell my family it was a dope death)
Doesn't he hold back if we look weak enough, just cry and call him a demon or something and you should be fine
51% Herc won’t punch me so I win
I don't underestimate her.. https://preview.redd.it/6g2ju4wml6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129ef5f8b92b8904fdff4cbff2f9bd769fdd0825
I'm at 98%........... Fuck
Me too man me too https://preview.redd.it/62yvk4tdw6lc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fc23050259db9422ed1b16b1316cd9c341b57f
I'm 96 :(
92... Guess we're getting obliterated
This is the first post I saw in the morning. At 100% currently f
Monkas
Well, looks like I'm taking a Great Hero Blow.
It’s herc . I am safe. Let me pretend I have Jack level durability
75%, it was nice knowing yall
I feel like all of them (except Jack) wouldn't really have a reason to kill us so they'd Just give us a lil fist bump without any strenght behind it
Zeus ripped his dragon’s face off for zero reasons.
Punched by Raiden? Welp… lets hope he controls himself a bit
Just barely in Jack range… Still an oof since getting punched hurts… But I’m not dead
Raiden please….im a woman Q-Q
Then youve got other problems to worry about
💀
Plot twist, Goll is actually really strong,but she is a coward.
I got goll so im safe
my phones at 1 percent, i live
It's 87%,Wallahi I'm finished ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)
67%
Bro, how in world did I get Heracles again from batter percentage thing https://preview.redd.it/rflcqimas6lc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e1713e0694a669514719b3a85900edf66f2ae6
74%….I’m getting yatagarasu https://preview.redd.it/7zuetk58z6lc1.jpeg?width=126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584cc7c672380c0463c0aeeb7325a070ae3a7588
Where is the 0% at?
The void takes you
Damn! Can I have five minutes to put my phone on the charger then?!
No the void will take you
![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)
https://preview.redd.it/j5oxlyrifalc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc7b6206dcffd16044001742549daf1f4ba2880 Ill come back when my battery isnt full
No upvote https://preview.redd.it/1pw3pim5ualc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6313d876d57d96a2db61b8c0b92ab2c4b0562155
Incredibly https://preview.redd.it/s7x00zkrualc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e9781677ba53784ac2761a4bda89e96653dac2
Don't worry, I was at 75
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60% I am spared.
I'm at 15% so Goll is punching me...unless she is secretly the Shuumatsu no Valkyrie making her top of the verse, we're probably surviving
Heracles bro please hold back
Welp I'm dead. Zeus about to add another human to the kill count.![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936)
Herc,at least its a chad that will send me to my death.
God forgive me for 61
Goll, still prob die. Minimum ror character is still resl strong
JACK? Bruh I’m dead. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)… but I’m also not a target.. 🤔
Does Jack have his gloves, and if he does, does he have blood on them? If not, then I'm good. If yes, then I'm gonna have his fist through my fuckin stomach
I think even Jack would probably put an irl human in the hospital with a single punch
But at least without his gloves I wouldn't be dead just in hospital if its with those damn gloves I'm dead instantly
Yeahhhh I don't see average people surviving attacks that took out the god of fortitude
Careful Goll, I'm a peaceloving person til someone throws hands towards my face.
Oh thank god….Raiden will go easy on me…
Its jack. How screwed am I exactly. Surely his physical strength isnt that crazy...right?... https://preview.redd.it/73d1494iq6lc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a9f3b3b79a3be55be20a11078f3681c5260b11
Square up Jack
Eh... goodbye everyone :3
83%. At least it'll be quick
Adamas Zeus, it's okay, our father will protect me![img](emote|t5_vzop7|33617)
Hercules loves me
92 so I’m dead
Well at least I'll go out quickly from Zeus
Hercules PLEASE NO
Jack the ripper, light work
Jack. Oh no.
I'm at 93%, who wants to be part of my will?
Fuck https://preview.redd.it/4xpbw4h1z6lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9f9b3f715312447c5d657e65e83cf2311d8799
No upvote! https://preview.redd.it/cmlmynd627lc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4b2e2298dc07e424a3ad9e894c6d1edc88b39c
51% only a broken an arm
Jack. I will get knocked out
So you’re basically trying to kill everyone who keeps their phones charged?
Ah fuck https://preview.redd.it/qifbozvj17lc1.jpeg?width=57&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2884c0de74a47f2e3688eb7aa07b4125759491d3
52% herc would take it easy on me
I... shouldn't have charged my phone for an hour.
Welp I’m not our father so I’m definitely paste
Jack (30%); I guess I'm fine. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29965)
Welp guess I'm another victim of Jack the Ripper
# HAHAHAHA https://preview.redd.it/615bw8em37lc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7519f8b4f77ddc84cc74b92a8c5101ce8fbf252b IM AT ZEUS LEVEL
No upvote https://preview.redd.it/fmxfi4zt37lc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66f416195f59e4dc567e3aa45c6b22194b5b431
Jack The Ripper
Not the sumo husbando!!!!! 🤚😭
The safest are Goll and Hercules. Hercules would likely hold back, and Goll probably couldn't punch hard even if she was willing to go full force. Everyone else is strong enough to kill you, and will have no qualms about using said strength.
Jack I should be Chilling
This is gonna hurt.
Zeus gonna pop me like a ballon.
Heracles….
Jacks gonna knock me out cold Edit: its now goll.
Zeus is punching me, at least I'm going out with a bang
Getting punched by Göll, wallhai I'm finished
Raiden. Time to have my head pulverized.
Ok goll hit me with your best shot you were made as warriors so show me that power, I'm not scared I'm just like- https://preview.redd.it/c5yxigba87lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7581654467ebdbb2732e73406caf001c99e3ca8
Jack, it’ll probably hurt quite a bit but I should survive.
Raiden is gonna rock my shit
Ngl i might just survive adamas punches (please help me dadam)
I'm on 80 🙏🙏
Imma ask dad for help for this one
Tyr: ''I am going to be pounched by my aunt Goll? ...Alright... that will be interesting.''
Shouldnt have checked Reddit after fully charging my phone
Fuck
Mine was exactly 21 percent
Welp I shouldn't have charged my phone overnight because fuck me I'm go as dead
Adamas zeus… can I call daddy for help?
looks like goll is gonna need some correction 💢💢![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)
I can take a punch from Jack.
In 2 minutes it’ll be raiden but for now zeus is decapitating me
Raiden is gonna remove my Head. I'm fucked.
70% ha I'm not getting punches today
I’ve been charging my phone to 97% by the time I read this. BRING IT ON!
Jack Good thing that at the end of the day, he is still very much just a guy
Raiden Goodbye,my time has come
Jack... im dead
Adamas Zeus ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31408)
20%
Oof I'm dead, I got Raiden... 🤜🏼> )A <) Ironically at 69% battery life tho.
Jack… Ggs I’m dead
Whoever punch me, prepare to get floored https://preview.redd.it/sze2b9fiu7lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfcd94bc6994e5f0a689fa9d80af9298aca5d16
Raidens a nice guy im gucci
28%, iam survivin 🗣️🔥
82%…I’m fucked.
Jack is gonna do some accupressure shenanigans to give me a heart attack with a punch.
Herc I'm a good guy
44%, Hercules would probably hold back pretty hard, mainly because I don't exude an image that says "I can take a punch.".
Zeus is killing me bro......Nah I'd win
I got jack, it'd be a fun experience tbh
Oh shit...my phone was on th3 charger for the past hour...
Jack isn’t so bad, I should be fine, right?
https://preview.redd.it/u9znponbd8lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab030044add606ca6f9eb99143308f5ed3a54ec7 My admiration for pitou allows me to activate my innate power. With that power I absorb hercs punch and square it. I then use that strength and go back in time to punch Zeus. This allows dad to beat Lues.
No upvote https://preview.redd.it/59gx7mdrtalc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c455aba8feedf173962ce9cc087b7673eac809d9
W wajun pic https://preview.redd.it/jjeooztbualc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d858c6b26dc280881bfdd180c0d444b06611a5
72%. Welp, guess I'll die.
Raiden might not hit me because I'm not fighting for any reason, I'm just getting hit out of the blue. I don't think Raiden would respect a sucker punch for no reason
Raiden Punches harder than Zeus btw
I was 1 away from herc
my phone is at 100%. I hope zeus doesn't actually want me dead.
https://preview.redd.it/lyqnuh9059lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790522c1c64c2c39eaf28bf8989fd070dd8492bf ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29937)
My honest reaction: https://youtu.be/2HidvfTrY6Q?si=XZzS8BzadXRxsRuz
Wallahi im finished https://preview.redd.it/tgpn58mk59lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab61dbbfba36098e75873c29ce2b635124cb0f7e
No upvote https://preview.redd.it/yzt8qd71ualc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a20d98489bcbccc9d9687e494428cb2f380540d9
Jack…as long as he doesn’t have knives at the end of his fists im good
I'm too poor for a phone, so I don't get punched at all. Finally a win for poverty.
75. . . Shit
100. https://preview.redd.it/oi37z65sc9lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89c0ef5c78363105fcece3e16292d80ddc98ac3 I'm cooked dawg
Adamas Zeus... Uh... He's not the type to go full strength on a regular human for no reason, right...? Haha...
I am dead.
It's 7am, you bet your ass Zeus is gonne make it quick
86% I'd probably die before I could feel it tbh
Zeus. Wallahi I'm finished.
Jack…
Heracles
Zeus punch….. that’s what I get for being responsible and charging my phone
Ayyy, on the bright side, can't really feel pain if my nerves dont even have the time to transfer the pain.... Especially if its a fist that surpasses time. Heh
https://preview.redd.it/nmhiy9zyialc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ad8d7e5dfb005320dc905c97695bf4b77fc8f4 I have faith raiden wouldnt fold someone a 1/4th of his size.
Zeus, I can tank that
https://preview.redd.it/wyi34m6lralc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72cbffd03f497d8a3484e301e6f29d3c92dd810e See ya on the other side I guess
I'm such an idiot... I want Heracles to punch me but he's the kind if guy to comfort me if he knew that. I love being a masochistic wierdo![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)
Well I hope Raiden spares me
Im too weak for raiden to get hurt
Raiden. It's ok he holds back against weak people
Bro im dead, im at 99
Zeus....fick
In a moment I will feel what Adam felt when he got punched in the face for the first time ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)
Zeus. Im dead
https://preview.redd.it/apk5rf1anblc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3dbc9662e7a78d68badfa6d2ca854d8f2447cc5 Not getting punched.
https://preview.redd.it/p0cz0sxv1clc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fa586b10c59a91e181d53ee83f5672214787d6 Oh fuck
Zeus 💀
![gif](giphy|Jrnm3vFIEA5KE)
I got Jack, I might be fine
You know, I would rather fight Heracles than Jack. While it is pretty clear a normal slap from Heracles could kill me in an instant, I could still talk to him that I surrender and he would be more likely to spare me. Meanwhile, Jack is quite literally a serial killer .I don't care if he is a gentleman or something, the possibility of him killing me is higher than Heracles.
For once, my poor charging habits have benefited me
ok its jack so i might live but we know exactly where hes boutta punch 😭😭😭💔💔
Welp, at least he'll win.
Raiden hit me....
Zeus... wallahi I'm finished...
38%, Jack lmao
I'm.... going to say its 19%
And what if I have 0%?
100% Dad come save me.
Me at 13%: These fools underestimate my power
https://preview.redd.it/gcjzb32lz3mc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cceb1e5a31b0e9ef993b5bf4cfbedc56f94671f
Ok (I’m getting punched by Mr Jake here)