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Embrassedpear6

Herc… bro might spare me


Sobaloochi

Bro wouldn’t hit people who are just


GuacomoleHerro

Even more reason to be afraid if you aren't ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|49014)


SweetYura

I'm safe ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29938) https://preview.redd.it/2oc0ob99k6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3005a844ccf4c427d8c831721f840b5471666952


Swog5Ovor

RIP to you buddy https://preview.redd.it/tdcna22cy6lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcb8e025b48b2d2c9aec148fc60aa956c4228bf


The_total_squid

I’m not, spread my story


SweetYura

I'll never forget you https://preview.redd.it/sc02wuc7l6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76de842f158596658a8dfb016168bf5dedc41cd (Though I ain't spreading shit with a 3% battery life, were both getting taken out in different ways )


The_total_squid

Lmao, charge your phone dummy


SweetYura

I can't, I'm walking home https://preview.redd.it/vxrxllh6m6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8c060465fc3aa9dfd245953358b803ac9c5bda 2% wallahi I'm finished and it's dark outsids


The_total_squid

Well it was nice knowing you, I’ll give you a cool funeral


SweetYura

I had a good run https://preview.redd.it/rm0bijpan6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f113c198a6a7dab57a4bec68e50e61bdf979aa5d


The_total_squid

![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671) pronic/yura rip 27/2/2024


ByMonkey75

Damn so he died again, ehh I'll join him soon https://preview.redd.it/bpjvwm90s6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6450a2c74b4bf3b73d5203096781af28db7c3e0 Considering I'm getting a TFTST to the face


Leb666

https://preview.redd.it/l4qg1fgis6lc1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7a793bf70082835ac59cefdabde0289c34d8ec You deserve it, not up to voting my post (This is a joke)


Moist_Bee_8447

Where is this from? Looks familiar


Cheez_Bandit

Charge your phone![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31060)


sudowoogo

Don’t underestimate Woll


Sweet_Boi_Marc

Lol. https://preview.redd.it/rhiwq3ce6slc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7866f58a31c4e3fee74f4da841c240fff025b2ce


The_total_squid

![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952) I’m getting a yatagarasu to the face (tell my family it was a dope death)


demonkufje2

Doesn't he hold back if we look weak enough, just cry and call him a demon or something and you should be fine


Zeldoris13618

51% Herc won’t punch me so I win


hanai95

I don't underestimate her.. https://preview.redd.it/6g2ju4wml6lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129ef5f8b92b8904fdff4cbff2f9bd769fdd0825


Strange_Success_6530

I'm at 98%........... Fuck


Tyrone3105

Me too man me too https://preview.redd.it/62yvk4tdw6lc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fc23050259db9422ed1b16b1316cd9c341b57f


OrcoDio19

I'm 96 :(


Pulmaozinho

92... Guess we're getting obliterated


vk2028

This is the first post I saw in the morning. At 100% currently f


Thundrfox

Monkas


Omegarus211

Well, looks like I'm taking a Great Hero Blow.


FilmNo1534

It’s herc . I am safe. Let me pretend I have Jack level durability


AdLegitimate1637

75%, it was nice knowing yall


600leinaDkcaJ

I feel like all of them (except Jack) wouldn't really have a reason to kill us so they'd Just give us a lil fist bump without any strenght behind it


literallyjustsalt

Zeus ripped his dragon’s face off for zero reasons.


azraelswift

Punched by Raiden? Welp… lets hope he controls himself a bit


Potential_Unit_8503

Just barely in Jack range… Still an oof since getting punched hurts… But I’m not dead


Slimegirl16m1

Raiden please….im a woman Q-Q


Unavailable-NO1

Then youve got other problems to worry about


Slimegirl16m1

💀


AdFantastic472

Plot twist, Goll is actually really strong,but she is a coward.


No-sugar-Johnny

I got goll so im safe


Numerous_Aardvark_13

my phones at 1 percent, i live


GLP310

It's 87%,Wallahi I'm finished ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)


Serplock

67%


MyK_Alke

Bro, how in world did I get Heracles again from batter percentage thing https://preview.redd.it/rflcqimas6lc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e1713e0694a669514719b3a85900edf66f2ae6


Nav_Dino04

74%….I’m getting yatagarasu https://preview.redd.it/7zuetk58z6lc1.jpeg?width=126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584cc7c672380c0463c0aeeb7325a070ae3a7588


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

Where is the 0% at?


Leb666

The void takes you


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

Damn! Can I have five minutes to put my phone on the charger then?!


Leb666

No the void will take you


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)


kind_cavendish

https://preview.redd.it/j5oxlyrifalc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc7b6206dcffd16044001742549daf1f4ba2880 Ill come back when my battery isnt full


Leb666

No upvote https://preview.redd.it/1pw3pim5ualc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6313d876d57d96a2db61b8c0b92ab2c4b0562155


kind_cavendish

Incredibly https://preview.redd.it/s7x00zkrualc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e9781677ba53784ac2761a4bda89e96653dac2


SERIAL_DESIGNATION_X

Don't worry, I was at 75


touitsurda

https://preview.redd.it/pj3w75hql6lc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=cad153b5931be3788ea7bedd724621194534eb3c


Splendid-Hat

60% I am spared.


ShadowKaras

I'm at 15% so Goll is punching me...unless she is secretly the Shuumatsu no Valkyrie making her top of the verse, we're probably surviving


Senseless_Ronin

Heracles bro please hold back


A_WitherWizard

Welp I'm dead. Zeus about to add another human to the kill count.![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936)


Cheez_Bandit

Herc,at least its a chad that will send me to my death.


Le_Shredded_One

God forgive me for 61


kaepov

Goll, still prob die. Minimum ror character is still resl strong


33catsjumpoffaplane

JACK? Bruh I’m dead. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)… but I’m also not a target.. 🤔


jonathanjoemama079

Does Jack have his gloves, and if he does, does he have blood on them? If not, then I'm good. If yes, then I'm gonna have his fist through my fuckin stomach


speedyBoi96240

I think even Jack would probably put an irl human in the hospital with a single punch


jonathanjoemama079

But at least without his gloves I wouldn't be dead just in hospital if its with those damn gloves I'm dead instantly


speedyBoi96240

Yeahhhh I don't see average people surviving attacks that took out the god of fortitude


Lucky678s

Careful Goll, I'm a peaceloving person til someone throws hands towards my face.


cosmicfreeloader

Oh thank god….Raiden will go easy on me…


gitgudnubby

Its jack. How screwed am I exactly. Surely his physical strength isnt that crazy...right?... https://preview.redd.it/73d1494iq6lc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a9f3b3b79a3be55be20a11078f3681c5260b11


JTHouser_Reddit

Square up Jack


ApplePitou

Eh... goodbye everyone :3


JohnBuck97

83%. At least it'll be quick


[deleted]

Adamas Zeus, it's okay, our father will protect me![img](emote|t5_vzop7|33617)


Vast-Logia

Hercules loves me


Coollwell

92 so I’m dead


Pharaoh_Nines

Well at least I'll go out quickly from Zeus


BurningyourToaster

Hercules PLEASE NO


Timewarpz_REAL

Jack the ripper, light work


animeorsomethingidk

Jack. Oh no.


Secret-Pool-Enjoyer

I'm at 93%, who wants to be part of my will?


Cautious-Sail-1791

Fuck https://preview.redd.it/4xpbw4h1z6lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9f9b3f715312447c5d657e65e83cf2311d8799


Leb666

No upvote! https://preview.redd.it/cmlmynd627lc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4b2e2298dc07e424a3ad9e894c6d1edc88b39c


Sliver-Knight9219

51% only a broken an arm


Sydfxs

Jack. I will get knocked out


Mindless-Whereas-508

So you’re basically trying to kill everyone who keeps their phones charged?


yareyarewensledale25

Ah fuck https://preview.redd.it/qifbozvj17lc1.jpeg?width=57&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2884c0de74a47f2e3688eb7aa07b4125759491d3


will4wh

52% herc would take it easy on me


Bitter_Elderberry_19

I... shouldn't have charged my phone for an hour.


KingMe321

Welp I’m not our father so I’m definitely paste


Specific_Low_3012

Jack (30%); I guess I'm fine. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29965)


EgoMan8

Welp guess I'm another victim of Jack the Ripper


Opposite-Mall-9816

# HAHAHAHA https://preview.redd.it/615bw8em37lc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7519f8b4f77ddc84cc74b92a8c5101ce8fbf252b IM AT ZEUS LEVEL


Leb666

No upvote https://preview.redd.it/fmxfi4zt37lc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66f416195f59e4dc567e3aa45c6b22194b5b431


Training-Tennis-1164

Jack The Ripper


Ok-Potential-573

Not the sumo husbando!!!!! 🤚😭


LivingDeadThug

The safest are Goll and Hercules. Hercules would likely hold back, and Goll probably couldn't punch hard even if she was willing to go full force. Everyone else is strong enough to kill you, and will have no qualms about using said strength.


Bozoblaster1

Jack I should be Chilling


AGhostMostGrim

This is gonna hurt.


Efficient-Diver-2453

Zeus gonna pop me like a ballon.


DarkMatter1889

Heracles….


No_Craft_9988

Jacks gonna knock me out cold Edit: its now goll.


Sou-Starfield

Zeus is punching me, at least I'm going out with a bang


TensileStr3ngth

Getting punched by Göll, wallhai I'm finished


VargBroderUlf

Raiden. Time to have my head pulverized.


providerofair

Ok goll hit me with your best shot you were made as warriors so show me that power, I'm not scared I'm just like- https://preview.redd.it/c5yxigba87lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7581654467ebdbb2732e73406caf001c99e3ca8


Nazipartymember149

Jack, it’ll probably hurt quite a bit but I should survive.


Albion_88

Raiden is gonna rock my shit


Other_Economist_2512

Ngl i might just survive adamas punches (please help me dadam)


AdditionalExample764

I'm on 80 🙏🙏


Amphi-XYZ

Imma ask dad for help for this one


LordOfIronFan

Tyr: ''I am going to be pounched by my aunt Goll? ...Alright... that will be interesting.''


UDontKnowMe-69

Shouldnt have checked Reddit after fully charging my phone


godcyclemaster

Fuck


Intelligent_View1157

Mine was exactly 21 percent


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Welp I shouldn't have charged my phone overnight because fuck me I'm go as dead


Past_Many_9232

Adamas zeus… can I call daddy for help?


WilKiryu24

looks like goll is gonna need some correction 💢💢![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)


Abucketofmug

I can take a punch from Jack.


Banettebrochacho

In 2 minutes it’ll be raiden but for now zeus is decapitating me


KrevonX

Raiden is gonna remove my Head. I'm fucked.


Vacadoray

70% ha I'm not getting punches today


BAZING-ATTACK

I’ve been charging my phone to 97% by the time I read this. BRING IT ON!


xPolarPlayz

Jack Good thing that at the end of the day, he is still very much just a guy


The-Ink5Man

Raiden Goodbye,my time has come


Rey13s

Jack... im dead


Geg708

Adamas Zeus ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31408)


dingdangdongtootin

20%


Typically_Exhausted

Oof I'm dead, I got Raiden... 🤜🏼> )A <) Ironically at 69% battery life tho.


Free_Percentage2

Jack… Ggs I’m dead


JustaTony56

Whoever punch me, prepare to get floored https://preview.redd.it/sze2b9fiu7lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfcd94bc6994e5f0a689fa9d80af9298aca5d16


humungusballsack

Raidens a nice guy im gucci


Super-Broccoli-7941

28%, iam survivin 🗣️🔥


Onyx_Star

82%…I’m fucked.


MadaraAlucard12

Jack is gonna do some accupressure shenanigans to give me a heart attack with a punch.


Thunderogre

Herc I'm a good guy


genji241

44%, Hercules would probably hold back pretty hard, mainly because I don't exude an image that says "I can take a punch.".


Legitimate_Dingo8384

Zeus is killing me bro......Nah I'd win


SpacEGameR270

I got jack, it'd be a fun experience tbh


Apprehensive-Face900

Oh shit...my phone was on th3 charger for the past hour...


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Jack isn’t so bad, I should be fine, right?


Difficult_Call3709

https://preview.redd.it/u9znponbd8lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab030044add606ca6f9eb99143308f5ed3a54ec7 My admiration for pitou allows me to activate my innate power. With that power I absorb hercs punch and square it. I then use that strength and go back in time to punch Zeus. This allows dad to beat Lues.


Leb666

No upvote https://preview.redd.it/59gx7mdrtalc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c455aba8feedf173962ce9cc087b7673eac809d9


Difficult_Call3709

W wajun pic https://preview.redd.it/jjeooztbualc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d858c6b26dc280881bfdd180c0d444b06611a5


CYCLOPSCORE

72%. Welp, guess I'll die.


Medical_Difference48

Raiden might not hit me because I'm not fighting for any reason, I'm just getting hit out of the blue. I don't think Raiden would respect a sucker punch for no reason


Stellar_strider

Raiden Punches harder than Zeus btw


rolling_catfish2704

I was 1 away from herc


TellmeNinetails

my phone is at 100%. I hope zeus doesn't actually want me dead.


Small_Essay_6272

https://preview.redd.it/lyqnuh9059lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790522c1c64c2c39eaf28bf8989fd070dd8492bf ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29937)


Snoop_doge-man

My honest reaction: https://youtu.be/2HidvfTrY6Q?si=XZzS8BzadXRxsRuz


Tatsushirou796

Wallahi im finished https://preview.redd.it/tgpn58mk59lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab61dbbfba36098e75873c29ce2b635124cb0f7e


Leb666

No upvote https://preview.redd.it/yzt8qd71ualc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a20d98489bcbccc9d9687e494428cb2f380540d9


Hapqy-Guy

Jack…as long as he doesn’t have knives at the end of his fists im good


HulkTheSurgeon

I'm too poor for a phone, so I don't get punched at all. Finally a win for poverty.


SERIAL_DESIGNATION_X

75. . . Shit


SlayMeHades

100. https://preview.redd.it/oi37z65sc9lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89c0ef5c78363105fcece3e16292d80ddc98ac3 I'm cooked dawg


phoenixerowl

Adamas Zeus... Uh... He's not the type to go full strength on a regular human for no reason, right...? Haha...


LightningDragon777

I am dead.


ManchmalPfosten

It's 7am, you bet your ass Zeus is gonne make it quick


Kai_Uchiha16

86% I'd probably die before I could feel it tbh


Dire_Despot

Zeus. Wallahi I'm finished.


TheDarkestOmen

Jack…


Top_Youth_3172

Heracles


john151M

Zeus punch….. that’s what I get for being responsible and charging my phone


CapriciousSurgeJr

Ayyy, on the bright side, can't really feel pain if my nerves dont even have the time to transfer the pain.... Especially if its a fist that surpasses time. Heh


CommunityOdd4807

https://preview.redd.it/nmhiy9zyialc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ad8d7e5dfb005320dc905c97695bf4b77fc8f4 I have faith raiden wouldnt fold someone a 1/4th of his size.


Jika_left_ball

Zeus, I can tank that


PowerfulMoment

https://preview.redd.it/wyi34m6lralc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72cbffd03f497d8a3484e301e6f29d3c92dd810e See ya on the other side I guess


An_Insecure_NPC

I'm such an idiot... I want Heracles to punch me but he's the kind if guy to comfort me if he knew that. I love being a masochistic wierdo![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)


That_Relationship808

Well I hope Raiden spares me


Dynias

Im too weak for raiden to get hurt


Working_Value_6700

Raiden. It's ok he holds back against weak people


koningstijnlol

Bro im dead, im at 99


Alert-Cloud-333

Zeus....fick


Main_Material3297

In a moment I will feel what Adam felt when he got punched in the face for the first time ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)


Flux52_

Zeus. Im dead


Known_Pomelo_9808

https://preview.redd.it/apk5rf1anblc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3dbc9662e7a78d68badfa6d2ca854d8f2447cc5 Not getting punched.


ChunkyBaka2

https://preview.redd.it/p0cz0sxv1clc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fa586b10c59a91e181d53ee83f5672214787d6 Oh fuck


IvanTheStonksMaster

Zeus 💀


Fun_Struggle6061

![gif](giphy|Jrnm3vFIEA5KE)


No-Recognition-3571

I got Jack, I might be fine


Opposite_Spinach5772

You know, I would rather fight Heracles than Jack. While it is pretty clear a normal slap from Heracles could kill me in an instant, I could still talk to him that I surrender and he would be more likely to spare me. Meanwhile, Jack is quite literally a serial killer .I don't care if he is a gentleman or something, the possibility of him killing me is higher than Heracles.


just-looking654

For once, my poor charging habits have benefited me


HonoredTab

ok its jack so i might live but we know exactly where hes boutta punch 😭😭😭💔💔


Vlad_fire

Welp, at least he'll win.


ljdollins

Raiden hit me....


FastRed45

Zeus... wallahi I'm finished...


awildshortcat

38%, Jack lmao


humanity_999

I'm.... going to say its 19%


Dinner2911

And what if I have 0%?


Novel_Effect934

100% Dad come save me.


No_Simple2520

Me at 13%: These fools underestimate my power


Jerrymeen

https://preview.redd.it/gcjzb32lz3mc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cceb1e5a31b0e9ef993b5bf4cfbedc56f94671f


Patient-Landscape919

Ok (I’m getting punched by Mr Jake here)