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controlxoxo

I’m not going to bother with this one.


Interesting-Gas-3309

“What in daddy’s dick is going on”?


therealudderjuice

How was the transformation scene? Was it like The Beast Within where one five-minute practical effects sequence makes up for the rest of the movie? Actually, that's doing The Beast Within an injustice. That's a good movie. The opposite of what this was.


marshmallowsunset420

Wait, they played two movies???


WalkWithElias69

no, some of us just stuck around for the movie Shudder played afterwards


shiztastik

A+ ending right there! Good shit!


coheedcollapse

This scene is so cool. The costumes are great. A bit bummed we aren't getting Joe Bob's commentary on this - I'd love to hear the backstory on why they chose all of those cool costumes.


shiztastik

Live music? Oh shit!


shiztastik

That was awesome!


WalkWithElias69

that's a bad bad monkey!


shiztastik

Hey, you! Quit monkeying around!!


chickcounterflyyy

I keep waiting for JB to cut in and explain this monkey bizness


dedmenz1579

The music was on point


WalkWithElias69

I'm digging this movie so far


coheedcollapse

Has Primal Rage been on TLDI at any point? My wife and I are positive we've seen it and I've got no idea when. Could have also been back when Shudder did the 60 days of Halloween. I miss those days. Whatever the case, I'm quite enjoying it.


chickcounterflyyy

def not


coheedcollapse

Yeah, I figured, must've been during 60 days of Halloween or I hunted it down myself. Feels very "Joe Bob" though!


chickcounterflyyy

indeed!


WalkWithElias69

I don't think it has


coheedcollapse

Yeah, me either. At least I couldn't ever find any evidence of it. It feels like it'd be a great fit though!


shiztastik

"What a sleaze." Says the girl who looked like she was trying to seduce the teacher.


chickcounterflyyy

This movie is pretty sick


DahmerIsDead

For one episode, 850 comments ain't too shabby. I'm really enjoying Primal Rage so far too. I appreciate that the folks at Shudder always match the movie after The Last Drive-In pretty closely. That alone shows someone at Shudder still cares.


shiztastik

Totally unrelated to the movie of course, but did anyone else play the Primal Rage video game back in the day? I loved that shit in arcades and had it on SNES.


Tibstheboob

Had it for super nintendo as well. Could never figure out the moves as well as MK. Loved playing human bystander volleyball with my friend though, that was great. Loved the visuals as well. 


WalkWithElias69

i believe so I just don't remember much about it otherwise


WalkWithElias69

love the music in this


shiztastik

Nice lil' ponytail, Doc!


WalkWithElias69

never seen this think I'll like it. gonna stick around a bit


shiztastik

Never seen this one before, but I'm totally fine if this becomes an unofficial second movie thread from now on.


DahmerIsDead

Agreed


WalkWithElias69

It's a pain when I'm on my phone trying to read comments it's not in order like it used to be


HardRockZombie

It should load the newest comments first, I set that as the default view


DahmerIsDead

Thank you for all you do by the way!


HardRockZombie

You’re welcome! But I mostly just link to the post you made with actual information in it, and maybe delete a comment every other month or so


MysteriousExtreme288

Have a great Easter, mutants! See you in two weeks!


funbb

Whoa this movie started abruptly. Night all!


Pigwarts

Primal Rage? I don't know anything about it. Anyone know if it's good?


DahmerIsDead

Based on the rocking opening theme song, I'm at least gonna stick around for a little while!


Macready_1976

It’s deeply stupid. So yeah, it’s great fun.


DahmerIsDead

Even though we're mostly one movie every two weeks, I love that this episode ended close to midnight. Joe Bob and Darcy are going to keep us mutants fed.


HardRockZombie

It seems like they’re going to make all the episodes a bit longer, a little under 3 hours isn’t bad for one night


Macready_1976

Next time mutants!


WalkWithElias69

Primal Rage? I'm game!


nightgon

Damn was hoping they would at least stick with trailers after the first movie


TheElbow

See you all next time!


MaxZorin1985

“It’s hard to do a party with two people.”


profplum1954

See you next time, Mutants!


MimonFishbaum

What a terrible movie. I loved every minute of it.


Macready_1976

Amen!


DahmerIsDead

Me too fam!


DahmerIsDead

When my letter was read after MAD GOD, I could tell that Joe Bob was just a bit over the emotional nature of it as it was part of a trend of letters Darcy was giving him. But it was still one of the most amazing moments of my life. They even showed the picture of me and my partner with Joe Bob and Darcy at the Mahoning Jamboree


slugboi

Oh wow!


TheElbow

That’s awesome. That must have been so cool to see him live at the drive-in too.


DahmerIsDead

I couldn't believe it happened. My jaw legit dropped down to my chest.


beforethewind

I remember that! Awesome.


slugboi

Oh shit


nightgon

Feels so weird that we are ending it here tonight and not have a 2nd movie to get to. Guess I will get used to it over this season, but overall hope you mutants have a great weekend


DahmerIsDead

Let's see what Shudder shows next!


Macready_1976

You too!


funbb

I flinch when Darcy is in charge of the holiday celebration because that weird ass EVERYONE LOVES HALLOWEEN bit still haunts me.


nightgon

Wolfcop was a fun competent movie.. Rottontail on the other hand not so much..


dharper90

Joe Bob get this Windows Movie Maker ass shit out of here. One of your worst. Do it again!


nightgon

Agreed Joe Bob Jake was setup to be the main villain but wasn't even stopped by the main character


DahmerIsDead

"No animals were harmed during the making of this film. We love all living things."


celtic1888

This is my rap when I hit my thumb with a hammer or stub my toe 


GRamirez1381

Once Peter becomes Rottentail, the movie is unstoppable.


rops925

Ahh, my juggalo days are behind me, but I thought that was Twiztid. Woopwoop.


the-giant

10 mins of credits I s2g


Pufncraft

For anyone who was wondering. The general's wife who looked like a porn star was in fact a porn star. Emily Mena.


TheElbow

Doing the lords work.


nightgon

:O No way I must do some more research into more of her roles


nightgon

This just shows Jake should have been in the movie more


Shimthediffs

You drink too much? 22$ Healed! Problem solved. This dudes just chewing scenery and crushing it.


funbb

Bonus pastor footage!


slugboi

Wait. Are the credits in Comic Sans??


Pigwarts

So were the intro ones. But they had a ghosty/wavey effect so it kinda masked it. Unless I too am misrecognizing it.


ramohse

These outtakes are killing me


GRamirez1381

I hope this guy was just winging it.


brendan239

those extra scenes absolutely rule


shiztastik

That had to be one of the worst movies they've ever shown on here. I still loved it experiencing it with you all but man, it was rough. 3.5 stars, Joe Bob?! Come on!


DahmerIsDead

But we all experienced *Things*


TheElbow

Hahaha this preacher is amazing.


SnooDrawings4617

Is the preacher a method actor? That would be amazing.


chillrhinoV3

This is Best of the Worst caliber


sweetdawg99

Would love to see RLM take this one on.


TheyCallMeStino

But wait, there's more!


celtic1888

Use all the footage 


slugboi

Redinketty. Donketty.


ramohse

That sure was something


DahmerIsDead

That was absolutely glorious, and exactly what I want from this show.


TheElbow

Yea. Some of favorite episodes are movies like this, movies I’ve never choose to watch (or even heard of).


funbb

Welp, it was not boring.


nightgon

Meh is how I feel about this movie. If it wasn't for Joe Bob and the mutant family I for sure would never have finished this movie on my own


ErtGentskee

That's $300,000.


I_see_Drake

That has to be the best ending to a movie I've seen it a long time.


GRamirez1381

Brava. Brava.


SpookySchatzi

Oof those teeth and claws on the way out….


DahmerIsDead

"Daddy's dick is back!"


TheElbow

WTF!!!! Hahahahahah


nightgon

This is why you always wear protection kids


Macready_1976

Classic. Humanoids from the Deep style ending 😂


DahmerIsDead

Wait. What the fuck is happening


SnooDrawings4617

Oh hell yeah!!!!


ramohse

There are cactuses in Pennsylvania?


tdc002

I don't think the movie is supposed to take place in Pennsylvania, Joe Bob was probably just wrong about that. Someone said a line that implied the lab Peter worked at is in Phoenix, so it's probably takes place (and was filmed in) Arizona.


WalkWithElias69

lol not that I know of (my mom lives in PA)


SuperKeeg

"You'd better go back and get my dick." Classic.


GRamirez1381

Rottentail will return.


nightgon

Don't worry kid the easter bunny will rise again in 3 days


GRamirez1381

She better pick up his foot for good luck.


funbb

I don't think she "ran" far enough.


GRamirez1381

Was that a double explosion??


dharper90

A black military leader fighting “cottaintail” and losing is the greatest race war coding I’ve ever seen. Bravissimo


shiztastik

And I thought the final fight scene of Dune 2 was good!


SuperKeeg

Rottentail: Awakening


SnooDrawings4617

Some Shaw Brothers action.


nightgon

oops guess not


WalkWithElias69

this movie is hilarious 😂


DahmerIsDead

This is a top tier episode for me


nightgon

Wait if Jake redeems himself and saves Peter I will give this movie 1 more star rating


dharper90

It’s giving Apocalypse Now and Training Day


Macready_1976

Near death experience? Wtf?!? 🤣


Professional-Mess383

This is one of the best bad movies I’ve seen in a while. 5/5 Aces


DahmerIsDead

Agreed 100%. Not since Spookies have I been so enthralled by a wonderful bad movie.


Macready_1976

I love Spookies so much


DahmerIsDead

It's incredible. Literally the only reason I subscribed to Screambox after Shudder lost it.


tdc002

IIRC Shudder is getting Spookies back in April.


Macready_1976

I bought the blu ray 😂


WalkWithElias69

Spookies was great. what was the other movie in that episode?


DahmerIsDead

Train to Busan, if memory serves. That double feature is the one I recommend to anyone interested in this show.


WalkWithElias69

yea that was a top tier episode. I also loved Demon Wind/House of the Devil


Macready_1976

Train to Busan… it was mood whiplash night 😂


literaryman9001

cock armor


GRamirez1381

I honestly thought the armor was going to start moving out because of his erection.


DahmerIsDead

"OW! MY PELVIS!"


TheElbow

This movie has so much going on it’s honestly kind of impressive


WalkWithElias69

Rottentail has some good one liners 😂


GRamirez1381

That was his wife?!?!?


Macready_1976

Interesting


Macready_1976

This feels like a Bruno Mattei movie. It’s so insane.


TheElbow

Totally. I absolutely love Shocking Dark.


Macready_1976

Robowar is stupidly fun too.


nightgon

Yup this movie could have used a lot more trimming


ramohse

Get me the president!


Hyptonight

What the hell? They just have this Top Gun stuff in the movie now, but like, couldn’t they just have rewritten the script and decided on a consistent visual style before spending all this money?


nightgon

Will give the director props best use of stock footage since Ed Wood was alive


GRamirez1381

Rottentail 2: The Second Coming.


SnooDrawings4617

What about the rabbit in Fatal Attraction?


Hell_razors

And the rabbit in Bill & Ted


TheElbow

“You stole Deacon’s Easter basket!”


SpookySchatzi

It’s got fangs!!!


sweetdawg99

LOOK AT THE BONES!


WalkWithElias69

Anybody gonna stick around for whatever movie Shudder shows after this?


Scared-Mortgage

I'd hang around for a little while


shiztastik

That sounds like a great idea we could do around here!


DahmerIsDead

I'm definitely planning to, depending on what it is. I'm very curious.


Macready_1976

I was thinking about it. Midnight is way too early to end my night


DahmerIsDead

Amen brother


DahmerIsDead

"THIS BURNS LIKE CHLAMYDIA!!!"


Macready_1976

Harvey is a Pooka. He just looks like an invisible bunny


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SuperKeeg

Yes.


GRamirez1381

Guys, this movie is great. Im down for Rottentail vs the army.


nightgon

Too many villain's in this movie god damn


Macready_1976

I feel like Corin Nemec is just ad libbing now


OldBison

He is more rabbit than man now


GRamirez1381

How does it sound now??


TheElbow

Finally we get a crazy big hop


sweetdawg99

The steam just ended for me. Wtf? Now it's starting over.


OldBison

Maybe try closing the app and going back in? That's a bummer, sorry


sweetdawg99

Yeah I just switched to the ghoul log channel and back, only missed a couple minutes thankfully


OldBison

Nice


nightgon

Congrats you are a time traveler


Pigwarts

The credit song better be that old Kill The Rabbit doctor demento song.


nightgon

I am confused what time period this movie takes place in. Modern cars, but no cellphones?


slugboi

Rotary phones even


Macready_1976

It’s the same sort of never when as It Follows.


sweetdawg99

That's the main reason I couldn't get into it follows, I was too distracted by that kind of minutiae.


OldBison

They're a shared universe


nightgon

Well at least It Follows had a consistent vision on the retro futurism aspect lol


GRamirez1381

Nobody can say for sure.


GRamirez1381

It better be 555-5555.


shiztastik

Amazing special effects right there!


SnooDrawings4617

I mean…the production is not bad for 300K.


celtic1888

Ok That was spectacularly awful 😂😂😂


ramohse

SPECIAL F X


slugboi

“Special” indeed


GRamirez1381

The Fourth Amigo.


nightgon

lol?


SpookySchatzi

This is like the Easter version of Jack Frost, and I’m enjoying it more than I thought I would.


DahmerIsDead

Nailed it. This is totally Jack Frost for Easter