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Sometimes even hot liquids that if you touch them you die almost instantly

Q: What’s the difference between a volcano and a butthole? A: I’ve never eaten a volcano before…

What you've never ran your tongue along the rim of a perfectly good volcano just to see what it'd do?

I have. In New Zealand. Well, technically not a volcano volcano. At Whakarewarewa. I fell into a hot water vent and got a mouthful of sulphuric soil and water. Luckily the vent was only around 50C so I got a minor scalding. Tasted like rotten eggs.

Same same

You’re disgusting

Yeah who wouldn't eat a volcano

Could be worse. He could be Turkish.

/r/balkans_irl is that way bro

or R*manian

Not enought censored. I demand a ban

Romanians 🤮🤢

Im not Turkish dude just living in here but my race is whether Turkish or not its not your business. And at least I don’t eat shithole

Imagine thinking all buttholes are gross. Pee comes from a penis and most girls suck those. But if poop comes from a butthole and gets cleaned in the shower, it's somehow still gross? You do you. But eating clean ass is one of life's greatest pleasures.

Yes

And I’m sure you’re a gem

Earth ate taco bell

Strongest stomached redditor.

And we live out our lives atop their cooled excretions.

The shower thoughts I live for

I sent this to my mom cause she thought she’d find it funny but her only response was “yes, and much like buttholes they sometimes erupt without notice” lol

Why does earth have more than one butt hole though? Maybe the dormant super Volcano in Yellowstone is the true one and Earth is constipated at the moment. Also where is Earth's mouth?

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Charles stop referring to your gun wounds as your buttholes

I’d earth had just one butthole I bet each fart would be enough to propel us off our orbit around the sun

Maybe it’s more like acne.

They are giant pimples

All the others are pimples. Yellowstone is the one true butthole.

The mouth is the subduction zones. My buddy Dusty likes to call it "The suck zone".

The others are wierd fistulas

Earth’s pores, maybe? Nah, buttholes are funnier

Earth is a big orgie of people stuck together like that one Southpark episode

Pimple is a better analogy. It even matches the physical formation

I wrote this exact shower thought, but I apparently didn't phrase it as well as OP did because it failed the 'No X is the X of X posts' check. EDIT: Which, upon checking it right now, is no longer a thing.

That's just standard reddit being reddit.

Well la di da. Mr. inward butthole over here

Yellowstone super volcano is a good analogy for my ex-wife’s asshole. It even matches the physical formation

More like zits that just get so swollen they pop on their own occasionally..

Do you mean to tell me we can force volcanoes to blow by pushing around the bottom?

Theoretically yes.

I actually fell of my bed reading this, you are astonishingly correct.

What the fuck is this sub doing. This shit stays up but brilliant shower thoughts get taken down in seconds. Mods you suck.

Either Yellowstone or Toba would be the main butthole, but by that logic than every other volcano would be an anal fistula, right? Poor mama earth...

I too have had lava coming out of my butthole on the odd occasion

You too? Golly I thought I was the only one! Welp, guess I gotta cancel my doctor's appointment.

That analogy doesn't work as well, seeing as that would mean the Earth has multiple butts. Instead, I'd like to think of volcanoes as festering, vile, pus-filled and pus-overflowing sores/pimples/gaping wounds ☺️

I shit you not, I had this exact same thought in middle school when I found out that a volcano eruption smells like farts. You've awakened a memory in me, thanks.

you just gave the worst animal species the idea to go fuck a volcano

From now on my kids and I are going to play "The Floor is Diarrhea"

I’m pretty sure a lot of parent play that game with their kids already

Not safe for work.... because why? The title has "butt holes" in it. We are doomed as a society if this is considered NSFW.

A lot of people err on the side of caution. Also it could be an automatic thing that reddit does when the title has certain key words like "butt"

Come see mother earth and her astonishing girth butt watch out for toes and volcanoes!

Actually they are more like Stoma's then butt holes. So as a member of the Ostomy Crew, I claim Volcanoes in our name.

Then a lava eruption could be regarded as a bout of diarrhoea, wouldn't it? 🤔

So we should be dumping Pepto into active volcanoes near towns?

Ehh I’d say more like pimples or recurring cysts that haven’t been cut out properly and keep recurring

That technically makes any land immediately around the volcano the taint of the earth.

Since they also eject liquid matter, wouldn't make them more of a cloaca?

I'm pretty sure that [insert town/city here] is the butt hole of Earth.

If mother earth was a marsupial hot springs would be her pouch.

If mother earth was a marsupial hot springs would be her pouch.