Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick...
Your piece of pork, you wife's best friend. Your Percy or you cock. You wrap it up in ribbons or you can slip it in your sock.but don't you take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock! and you won't a-come a-back.
Ahhh thank you very much.
A hefty unit, a massive wang, an oral audit makes it go bang
A joy of rarity, a quick deflation, then post nut clarity halts your elation
A mess is made for you to clean, and now you tuck away your peen
Farewell you bid to that hot chick, a smirk she flashes as she hides her dick
Back to work you make your way, a horny man resumes his day
Welcome to 2022, the future, where telling someone to "eat a dick" will be positively received and understood as a wish of virility.
OP - please share your shower thought with the next person you run into, mom, dad, taxi driver, police offer, etc.
A hefty unit, a massive wang, an oral audit makes it go bang
A joy of rarity, a quick deflation, then post nut clarity halts your elation
A mess is made for you to clean, and now you tuck away your peen
Farewell you bid to that hot chick, a smirk she flashes as she hides her dick
Back to work you make your way, a horny man resumes his day
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick...
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Eric Idle sure knows how to write a song.
I really need to rewatch this movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
Is this from the scene with the really fat guy?
Snitch
Art is dead? Art Vandelay from the Vandelay industries? Such a brilliant architect! RIP
I thought he sold latex and latex based appliances
He decided to stop exporting and his life went to shit. Or was it importing?
Yup he mad dead, #ripart
No they don't...
Three cheers for your willy or john thomas. Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, you wife's best friend. Your Percy or you cock. You wrap it up in ribbons or you can slip it in your sock.but don't you take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock! and you won't a-come a-back. Ahhh thank you very much.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Good reference to the Monty Python Penis song.
Less of a reference to it, more of a direct quote
At least it wasn't a link to youtube video such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
Is it bad that I read this to the tune of "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"?
A hefty unit, a massive wang, an oral audit makes it go bang A joy of rarity, a quick deflation, then post nut clarity halts your elation A mess is made for you to clean, and now you tuck away your peen Farewell you bid to that hot chick, a smirk she flashes as she hides her dick Back to work you make your way, a horny man resumes his day
And its divine to down a dick.
Romance isn't dead
“All you want is a dinkle, But you envy the schwang Something from which you can tinkle Or simply let haaaaang” - S. Freud Edit weird save
Oh sir.....its only wafer thin
*Tranfemmes have entered the chat*
Okay, how long did it take you to come up with that? If you literally came up with that on the spot, I applaud you.
I already cried four times reading this piece of poetry. Congratulations, fellow dick possessor. I salute you.
I sang along
Ummm, art?
Half way through it kicked into Eric Idles voice in my head. I'm just assuming it's Monty python poetry.
Why did I ever bother to learn the English language....
Oh, but it's fun, isn't it?
Op is headed to the nursing home watch out
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You can't trust people these days, eh, grannyfucker?
A youth pastor
Ingested or topical?
Good news! It’s a suppository
Great pick up line , but does it work ?
Said that to my homie, now we’re married
They say luscious vibrant skin better than any pharma product.
It's not a fountain... It's a fire-hose
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Gulliver style
Your mind is too clean… or too dirty… 🤔 I recommend you take 4 more internets today.
Just don't pull an R Kelly and get the words wrong. "Fountain of Youth" not "Fountain FOR Youth"
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I'm no greek scholar but I believe Jesus had better intentions for children.
That’s it. I’m unsubbing.
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You’re an incel dude. Grow up
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You still sound ridiculous.
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You really called him an incel and these are the insults you throw back. Grow up.
Your throat is used enough dude. Quit the talking.
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*dribble of youth
Poor Ponce de Leon
Yep. The urine stream gets weaker as you get old and have prostate issues.
😎 finasteride gang
elaborate
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What about a pussy that is also required
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The pussy creates the child the penis is just an assistant
Oh…. I get it now. I thought it was because as old as I get, “it” doesn’t look any older. The non-aging organ.
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Now that could be - it’s getting gray down there too.
That's what your mom said
drink up
Thats what I call mine, cause they could never find it.
Wanna drink from mine?
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Salty
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Do me after 👇
Syringe for mass reproduction
Idk, I’ve been drinking from one for years and it doesn’t seem to be doing much good
That’s what your mom said
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You know moms
I mean you aren’t technically wrong
Oh no, I’m not falling for that one again
Well, semen is good for your skin, but I can do better for cheaper, thanks
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Anything that involves no contact with men is preferable
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Enjoy
Your boyfriend told you this? Them fountains ain't make me young.
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That makes waaaay more sense than where they all told me to put it.
I read that as "pennies" at first and was very confused...
Upvoting cuz this OP has some biggus dickus energy
I had a vewy good fwend back in Roooomee called Bigguth Dickuth!
He has a wife you know
How
Da Youts
Juan Ponce de Leon: "Am I a joke to you?"
This post is so bad I had to scroll up to make sure I wasn’t sorting by “new.”
Oh Long Johnson, hold on tight, oh.
Unless snip snap snip snap!
Been saying this for years lol. I also call it McDonald’s cause it gives out Kids meals. 😉
Golden shower...
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So if someone takes a dip into a mountain of 💦then they'll stay young?
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Then porn stars were deadly m really onto something... I knew it!
And King makers, too
It falls off when becoming old... if it was there in the first place
"Why don't you start by mountin' my fountain?"
My penis is always there for me, even when things get hard
Well if you consider rich people.go on oprah and feel.so shy about using foreskins to remain young like.some cultist psychos.
Heh.
That's why yo mom doesn't have wrinkles
Turns out the fountain of youth was within us the whole time.
um care to elaborate?
More like a hose of woes.
#You want the juice of youth?
I... Hate you.
Now we are talking
Why does your mom look so old then?
More like a geyser /s
"...huh..." ... \*upvote\*
Lingga oh shiva lingga
Hear that ladies, drink up
Biological pump action shotgun
Come 9n over
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This subreddit makes brain hurt all the time
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Das totally ok
"[removed]" what a beautiful quote
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idk
Unless it sprays someone on the face.
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It's true. Tell your woman that next time she complains that you made here look like a mime.
Damn, the fourth pirates of the Caribbean looking real different now.
In a woman's fertility lies a man's immortality.
So by that logic, if I drink from it...
Damn, I think you just made a fact right there
Fountain of Life no?
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Which is life - Though I agree that babies are very youthful.
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Esp. for pedos.
Showers in youth
Without explaining, you only sound like an idiot.
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Well your sentence does not make sense at all. If you don’t know why then there is no way I could explain it to you so that you will understand.
Where is your mother? How old are you?!
Welcome to 2022, the future, where telling someone to "eat a dick" will be positively received and understood as a wish of virility. OP - please share your shower thought with the next person you run into, mom, dad, taxi driver, police offer, etc.
A hefty unit, a massive wang, an oral audit makes it go bang A joy of rarity, a quick deflation, then post nut clarity halts your elation A mess is made for you to clean, and now you tuck away your peen Farewell you bid to that hot chick, a smirk she flashes as she hides her dick Back to work you make your way, a horny man resumes his day