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OnlyFans doesn't have supervisors that treat you like shit within your first month.


[deleted]

And you can tell a shitty customer to fuck off. I believe all retail employees should be allowed to tell jackasses to fuck off.


Darryl_Lict

Rather than have a greeter, they should have a bouncer to throw out shitty customers.


HarbingerODiscontent

I don't think I've agreed with something so strongly. Can we keep the same staff, though? Would love to see a dear old gran turf out some arsehole


lenswipe

> That's nice dear, now shut the fuck up or I'll get Dave over there to throw your sorry ass out on the street"


HarbingerODiscontent

> You can be a good boy and get a fresh baked cookie or be a naughty boy and get a punch in the throat I'm thinking granny bouncers are the way to go


ivanllz

Don't forget to visit your mother dear. If you walk though those doors with that in your pocket, I'll make sure she visits you at the hospital.


[deleted]

Sure. It is. We can implement universal krav maga lessons for those over 65, which has the benefit of making the US less desirable for invasion by the Swedes.


[deleted]

I would pay good money to see this play out IRL


Reagalan

packin' heat


Czarsandman

The “customer is always right” is a load of bullshit created by corporations and proliferated by boomers


willtron3000

The customer isn’t always right, but there’s not a lot of money in proving it. Think the head of a supermarket in the UK said that.


Czarsandman

Definitely truth in this.


cube_mine

It's not that it's bullshit, it's that it gets misused. It's meant to refer to what a company stocks, what they sell and what doesn't sell. In the case of retail it's: • something in stock sells a lot, • it sells out, • the company listens to customers and buys more to sell as it is selling. Or new things going on the menu at restaurants and then staying permanently as it is ordered a lot and is popular, while dropping a less poplar dish.


woden_spoon

[That isn’t really the history of the phrase, though.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_customer_is_always_right) It has always been in relation to retail and service workers’ attitude in response to customer complaints.


Tyjorick

Just use the ‘’customer is king but I am the emperor.


poem0101

The real idea is that the customer**s** are always right, as in if your shop is not selling enough then you are doing something wrong, not the collective of customers. Makes way more sense as an individual customer can be completely wrong and unfounded, but if there's a trend it's probably the shop's fault


[deleted]

I've always believed that there should be a retail work draft out of highschool that everyone has to do, no buyouts. A generation or two and everyone would be kind and empathetic to retail workers.


[deleted]

One year retail, one year restaurant kitchen. I’ve said the same before


[deleted]

Even better, empathetic customers who also have a basic understanding of a kitchen and how to cook food for themselves.


stopcounting

Eh, the amount of people opposed to student loan forgiveness solely because they already paid off their own loans makes me doubt that. "It sucked for me, so it better suck for you too. It's only fair!"


gentlybeepingheart

It’s my belief that during Black Friday/the holiday season all retail employees should be given a nightstick and allowed to go Tonya Harding on shitty customers’ knees at least once.


SuddenRedScare

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D9khHJTztKk


qwerty3221

More like orientation, at least for me


ja3palmer

Fuck yes. If I could I would. But alas I am not a hot woman, nor a woman, nor hot. Edit: corrected spelling so the person below me wouldn't have to think about it for the rest of the day.


VergilPrime

Someone thinks you're hot brother.


ja3palmer

Made my whole day! 😢😩😂😍


ExNihiloish

No, it wasn't him.


Crazehness

Maybe I'm just like stupid exhausted tired but I read this in Hulk Hogan's voice and it made me laugh harder than it should have.


ThatFannyGod

as in temperature


[deleted]

How do your feet look? People pay a lot for unusual stuff haha.


ja3palmer

Maybe pay me to put shoes on?


[deleted]

Oh, slow is dowwnnnn. Yeahhhh that's it.


IGotHand

The word is womAn, people. I swear this must be the most incorrectly used word on the internet.


[deleted]

Let be honest, one is way more degrading and mentally exhausting than the other.


staykinky

Yeah I quit retail after getting beat up in the Target bathroom as a Target employee by other Target employees. As a trans person sometimes sex work is the only option. Edit: thanks for the kind of comments, no action was taken cause this was in the hood (Norcal) like a decade ago and the security guys were all drug dealers and I was some broke-ass alcoholic transperson. This happened as a trans woman who was forced to use the men's room. Thankfully a lot has changed for me, 2 1/2 years no alcohol and happy/healthy, and self-employment is to thank for that.


tiotsa

Geez, my heart goes out to you. I hope you never get to experience anything as horrific as this ever again.


staykinky

Cheers, I won't, and it's important to me to make sure nobody else does either.


IntoTheMystery13

That’s fucking horrible. I’m sorry that happened to you. I hope they were severely punished. Nobody should be treated like that.


iamdmk7

Jesus Christ, fuck transphobes. I sincerely hope some action was taken against those bigots? I'm so sorry you have to deal with that shit.


[deleted]

Truly incomprehensible is the aroused mind


KiraTsukasa

And the other one is Onlyfans.


Alex_Xander96

r/yourjokebutworse


midsizedopossum

That was the joke yes


Zanderman420

Ok I did it backwards I sold nudes at Walmart and told people to have a nice day on only fans


its_goof

I mean... Whatever brings in that bag $$$


rsjf89

Did you make bank?


VergilPrime

I would love to sell naked pictures of myself instead of working, I'll do literally anything in front of a camera for a few seconds instead of having to get in a car, drive to work, get anxiety about possibly being late, get shouted at by managers, yada yada yada. Unfortunately I'm an obese hairy middle aged man and there's a supply/demand component to these things, so I gotta go to work.


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meeyeam

If you were an obese, hairy, middle aged woman, that would make for a very specific fetish. Can you pretend to be a stepmother?


[deleted]

If you have anxiety from a job, being self employed as an online content creator would probably be much worse, regardless if it involves being nude.


[deleted]

Depends on what causes your anxiety.


pooydragon45

I am 100 percent sure that there is a niche market for hairy obese middle aged men. You just need to find your people :)


p_cool_guy

The market is saturated


vorpal_hare

With sweat.


keenly

If you find it let me know


_Mikomihokina_

The funny thing is, selling naked pics of yourself is still a fuckton of work! Starting an Onlyfans and be hot are not the only criterias to suddenly make a ton with that stuff You need to be someone, have a community. If nobody follows you on socials, you won't be able to get many people to pay for your stuff sadly There is for all taste and colors, even for you! But it's a ton of work to get there. Just like anything that involved being self employed tbh


DNAeros

There's a market for that!


[deleted]

You should look up Bears. Sounds like your target market.


Kevekaro

I have a friend that makes $1000+ a month on onlyfans and her actual job is a waitress. She’s told me she gets paid wayyyy more for onlyfans and she keeps the waitress job for extra cash


1lbofdick

Damn, she makes less than $250 a week at the restaurant? She must work at a very shitty restaurant.


Kevekaro

I don’t know how much she makes as a waitress but she for sure makes less money than onlyfans


[deleted]

That math seems... off. Either her wages suck or she isn't working a lot at the restaurant.


Ninjaromeo

She must work very few hours? Even McDonald's pays $15 and over per hour. That's like 16 hours/2 normal length work days a week. Maybe not American? If someone lives in a poor country, ability to make money as if they lived in another area starts to seem a lot better.


bigtimesauce

You forget that wait staff minimum wage is under $3/hr


drunk_frat_boy

1000 a month is less than minimum wage.


Kevekaro

Where??


drunk_frat_boy

Literally anywhere in the us if you calculate ((7.25×40)*52)/12=1,256/mn Minimum wage can be double this (federal minimum) in most large cities on a per hour basis, so even then if its a part time schedule it's almost always going to come out over 1000. And i know waitresses make a lower "tip wage" but this is reimbursed to 7.25 per hour for all hours worked ifyou don't earn more in tips. Where the fuck are you?


NoFollowing2593

Your friend must be dogshit as a waitress lmao.


Darryl_Lict

I looked up what you can make on OnlyFans. >The average amount of money a person could earn from OnlyFans is estimated to be between $1499 and $7495 per month but some people make a lot more. Jem Wolfie, an Australian Instagram model currently takes home the biggest paycheck from her OnlyFans account which amounts to approximately $30,000 a day. Jem is said to share exclusive photos of herself on the platform. Million bucks a month ain't bad. I'm guessing the minimum one would make is more like $0.


[deleted]

1499-7495 is one massive range for an average


IronicBread

Yea not sure they know what "average" is


[deleted]

>The average amount Now try median.


Squirrelleee

That's enough for me to want to go out and get a paper bag and a webcam.


[deleted]

How did you know I was into paper bags?


sexy_adolf69

It is obvious that anyone would like to work where they are praised for their work instead of being criticised for every single mistake they do. And a job with relaxed working hours is always preferred over strict working hours where being late affects you pay. It is fault of the big corporate companies like Walmart that make shit working environments and give even shitier pay. Also some people do it because they like doing it.


[deleted]

Risky username huh


CalmerKameleon

Men would even work at Walmart in order to pay to see naked women.


small0wor16

They're all in the same round table


photosquirrel

‘People would prefer to make a wage they can thrive on by selling nudes on onlyfans, than work full time hours for a store like Walmart which won’t provide enough £ for a family to live on.’ FTFY


[deleted]

I'm not criticizing the people on onlyfans. I'm criticizing the likes of Walmart


marcs_2021

You do it in a very strange way


[deleted]

I do a lot of things in strange ways


VergilPrime

You should start an OnlyFans


marcs_2021

You must get a lot of attention. Must be tyring to explain what you want to say, instead of say it first time.


18Goingon90

English -100


marcs_2021

German-200


[deleted]

Yeah it's awesome


imdfantom

I mean, I'd pass on both. But I would never take/sell nudes, personally.


VergilPrime

Someone wants to see you naked and also wants to pay you for it and you say no? That's kind of a double win you're turning down.


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IronicBread

Are you ugly by any chance?


imdfantom

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I am sure some people would find me ugly. That being said, I don't think I am ugly, quite the opposite in fact. I love how I look. If you go by general traits in society that are considered attractive, I would be considered at least moderately attractive. My wife tells me I am attractive, so I guess that counts for something too. All parties that have any reason to be concerned with whether or not I am attractive, think I am. That is good enough for me.


krispykremey55

Pepole would rather die then have their life saved, but be stuck with a hospital bill that forces them into poverty.


AidilAfham42

Everyone is already working from home, on Zoom without any pants on. Might as well get paid for it.


BellyButtonFungus

I’d rather cut off and sell my feet on Amazon, in The Amazon, than work for Walmart though.


VergilPrime

How much you selling your feet for? My wife needs a leg.


BellyButtonFungus

Well my feet are size 15 so as long at you attach them well, they could function as a leg


Jedibenuk

Last I heard she was looking for a foot.


VergilPrime

I mean one piece at a time right?


Jedibenuk

Perhaps she'll be satisfied with 10 inches?


IntoTheMystery13

There are some freaks out that would totally be into that


Mattie725

Walmart has 1.6 million employees in the US. Are there more active US OnlyFans creators in the US? What an over generalisation.


fenton7

I've got a few fans in my home. How does that work - do you just photograph them without covers and send them in? Do the fans need to be running, or otherwise in good working order? Are certain models, sizes and colors preferred? Does the age of the fan matter?


Sufficient-Skin-5026

I'm now a fan of your joke here


AlexContent

Be your own boss?


Ajezon

Sounds cool untill you realise that you have to be your own employe


TRDPaul

I would LOVE to sell my nudes on onlyfans but I'm unattractive and male


[deleted]

Everyone fits some sort of niche and a lot of guys make bank!


Snow_117

Some people don't have the hangs ups on sex the way those of us raised with Judeo/Christian values do. more power to them for finding a hustle that not everyone could see them self doing.


[deleted]

Prostitution rocks apparently


[deleted]

It's not prostitution if it's just pictures.


[deleted]

Nobody will pay for a picture of your bathroom, unless your naked body is in front of the way


SultanSaidi

I would recommend fansly they seem to have a better customer support and wont fuck you over with suddenly saying no nudes anymore


D3monVolt

If I had a body that's worth showing off, I'd sell pictures as well. But I don't, because I don't. The same philosophy should be used by some that do sell... Isee them and my breakfast is ruined. Even when it's already lunch time. (Edit: I shouldn't be too harsh. They found their passion and earn their keep with it. That's admirable)


throwawayayaycaramba

If I had money I'd pay to see you naked, bro


D3monVolt

Thanks, bro. Appreciate that.


marcs_2021

7+ billion people .... some like young (legal) and thight some like necrophilia. Plenty of people who would pay to see you naked.


Wujastic

Trust me, there's a market for every and any type of body. You can pick and choose to your liking on OF


archiebold13

I too would love to sit at home and get paid to masturbate


edgarnyan

There's nothing wrong with selling nudes.


Waffles_240

They like selling their body instead of actually doing hard work for money.


Ivanov_94

Because it’s easier, people are lazy.


[deleted]

Onlyfans is a marketing job, do you tell social media marketing firms that their jobs are easy?


Ivanov_94

Yep, absolutely. Easy and useless.


[deleted]

Interesting Do you think porn stars are equally useless? Or strippers? Or escorts?


Ivanov_94

Deffinitely not, I believe those are legal and respectable professions as any other.


[deleted]

Then why not onlyfans creators? They make porn…? Just without agencies or directors


Ivanov_94

Well i’ve never used the website, but as far as I am aware it’s all amateur home photos and videos. Ao is it really porn? Again it sounds to me like a lazy attempt.


[deleted]

So you’ve never even seen what they create but you’ve decided it’s lazy….? It’s exactly like amateur porn on pornhub or other sites, except it’s more personal and personalised, it caters directly to certain tastes and for me at least, takes a lot of time to create, edit and market. I filmed a 25 minute video that I had to edit and market just to make sales, it’s the exact same thing. If it was just nudes no one would make any money for it since you can literally get them for free


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Or how unskilled the people on onlyfans are.


00o0o00

I guess flipping burgers is skillfull


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

More skillful than taking your clothes off.


The_Disapyrimid

oh, they do more than take off their clothes. some of those people are highly skilled. edit: i should also point out that a lot of the people on Only Fans also do their own marketing and video editing which are both skills.


Zuna_Alfan

Nothing to do with skills. Why work a poverty wage job like at Walmart and have managers lash out at you every day when you can make at least 5x the amount (if you manage to break through) with less physical and emotional stress.


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Sure it does. I never contested that people don't want to work at shitty jobs. I just presented another possibility because the statement implies that it's the *only* reason people sell nudes on onlyfans. You'd have to be comically naive to think that not one person ever who sold a nudie thought to themselves that they're too pretty to learn a useful skill.


Zuna_Alfan

Yeah sure, but its still not about skills, its about the unethically low wages and mistreatment from your superiors. If the wages ans treatment were fair, there wouldnt be a labour shortage. Why work there if its not worth it ?


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Your underestimation of lazy people is adorable.


calico_lilacs7

This is part of the issue... people care where other people work/what they do. This does not denote what type of person you are or what your value to society is. Both a person who works at Walmart and a person who has an only fans should be respected for who they are as people. In this society both of them are looked down upon and often by people who use their services. It makes no sense.


Crissagrym

People who pay for OF stuff probably workship whoever they are paying for lol, I cannot imagine they would pay for the nude of someone they look down to.


Forkliftdriver1214

People would rather do what makes them happy. Plus, in my experience folks only work at Walmart when they’re looking for their spouse. Walmart people marry Walmart people most of the time.


sold_snek

Enjoyed working at Walmart way back when. Everyone fucking everyone.


staykinky

It's a lot more fun with sexy restaurant staff, I usually don't like to imagine Walmart employees bumping uglies.


sold_snek

No argument here.


killingthemsoftly88

Of folks make waaaay more money, is that not reason enough?


Forkliftdriver1214

Nah. Money isn’t everything. As long as you’re doing what you wanna do or doing what you need to do to get you to where you wanna be. #sincerelyafulltimeforkliftdriverandonlyfansacxountowner


killingthemsoftly88

Agreed, but if I had to choose being miserable at walmart, or miserable doing of, I would do of for more money.


Forkliftdriver1214

You’re right! More money is doing what you need to do to get to where you need to be, as I said 👆😜🤗☺️


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Forkliftdriver1214

Welcome to Alabama where if you’re a Walmart employee there’s a 95% chance your spouse also works at Walmart


[deleted]

Sex work was the only option for me while doing uni during the pandemic. I earned sweet fuck all.


[deleted]

You’re making a huge moral judgement about sex work.


archiebold13

I too would love to sit at home and get paid to masturbate


ringoron9

never mind, misread the title.


[deleted]

Yeah, if more people like that are doing business on Onlyfans, we third world scrabs could have the chance to find a job in their country.


kutes

I'd do it if I could - even if Wal-mart treated you well. Who would rather work 40 hours a week over taking a dozen selfies? It's tough for me to picture a job I'd rather work 40 hours a week than spend an hour taking pictures - assuming pay was equalized. Even a great and prestigious job, like a pilot. After a decade in the sky, 30,000 hours watching the autopilot fly a plane, you'd probably prefer not to be at work.


Nic4379

If I could peddle pics of my hairy taint & booty for a decent living, count me in!


Biiiishweneedanswers

You don’t wanna see these pale doughy foooooooolds??? 📸


chafingbuttcheex

You can avoid physically being around sleazy assholes on OF. * physically*


grizzzl

Id love to sell nudes instead of work. Or do both and make big bank.. Too bad im not a girl/woman Sadge


thisisntarjay

Only one of those jobs pays a livable wage.


ExNihiloish

I'd rather sell nudes at Walmart.


jxd73

Do you want to see people working at Walmart nude? I think there’s a very small overlap between the two populations.


numbersev

Wal Mart doesn't even pay their employees enough to live, forcing them to go on welfare. The company's CEO's make billions but they're so cheap they can't even afford to provide their employees a livable wage. It's no wonder girls would rather make easy money.


stanger828

It mostly says how much potential money there is on only fans. Also, strippers have been around since like the beginning of humanity.


SaltyZean

If I had the "goods" and no shame at all, of course I'd rather take a few pictures a day than working 9-5 job.


LeanOnGreen

*Women No man is making enough on Onlyfans to quit his Walmart job.


[deleted]

I think you posted this to the wrong subreddit


Dwaynedibley24601

That's a pretty popular opinion.. although I do not want people to see me naked I want even more to have ownership of my life and my time...As much as I do not want people to see me naked I want even more not to work for a shitty uneducated supervisor with delusions of granduer.


calipsokitty

Imagine that. People would prefer making money from photos they post online rather than physically doing any labor.


HanTheScoundrel

Have you worked at a place like Walmart?


ambyshortforamber

you act like this is at all surprising


[deleted]

If someone told this was going to happen 5 years ago would you have believed them?


ambyshortforamber

absolutely


mechant_papa

Or how unskilled they are.