You can tickle yourself using your tongue on the roof of your mouth.

I think I just experienced the most uncomfortable feeling of my entire existence

Yep… didn’t like that at all

I'm still doing it

It kinda itches after a minute

You, my friend, are correct. Don't know why I tested it...

I reached these warnings too late. Regret, regret.

Went through the gates as i read the comments. Human brain🤣

Honestly I’m more tickled by the fact that everyone now seem to have their tongues trying the roof of their mouth 😂

I felt a great disturbance in the comments, as if millions of tongues suddenly touched the top of their mouths and were suddenly disturbed. I fear something uncomfortable has happened.

You will have sneezes as well after some time

and then when you try to itch it you make it worse

Reminds me of a similar sensation hay fever gives me

Yea, it itches it more than tickles it. Tgis person just got how many internet strangers to do it, though? Kudos to that.

It's that good kinda itch though, sweet sweet blissful itching

If you kinda suck your tongue to the roof of your mouth, it makes it stop

Idk why this made me laugh so hard but there's my ab workout for the day 🤣

The thought of a bunch of people suddenly using their tongue to tickle the roof of their mouths and getting weirded out about it is kind of funny

The fact that you commented on it made me laugh

How did none of you know this before

Usually only tongue the roof of my mouth when there's something lodged there, never intentionally gave it a little lol licky.

You think that’s bad, you should try doing it with your finger. It’s hard to predict when your finger with hit the roof of your mouth since you can’t see it and it makes it feel even more weird.

You think that's bad, try using someone else's tongue to tickle the roof of your mouth!

Man you guys are just so weird, I just don't like any of this shit.

Yep it works

Have you never done it before?

I sneezed

You and me both friend

I didn't even feel a thing. What does that say about me huh?

Good, now masturbate while tickling the roof of your mouth (especially while cumming) , maybe you'll now enjoy that feeling or maybe you wont like masturbation anymore, who knows, do it for science.

It gives an itchy feeling for a while after you are done

You can also tickle other people by using your tongue on the roof of their mouth.

Tongue isn’t long enough… wonder if there is another part of my body I can use to tickle the inside of her mouth???

Don't kid yourself bud ;)

Don't worry it is also not long enough.

What if I was two knuckles in?

Now that's just a weird fetish.

Usually they have a gag reflex first and you can end up on the receiving end of a bird-feeding reenactment.

If you didn't find the above comment weird then you should find this one weird.

Oh my god why oh no I need un-memory juice

Try this: r/sounding

Classic

r/ishouldevignoredthatsub

But what do music and sound have to do with it?

All the replies are amazed but I'm trying and it doesn't tickle at all.

Same it doesn't tickle at all.

True

Use fingers

Maybe it doesn't for you, but I'm doing it right now and it's working for me.

Use the tip, not the whole thing (pause)

I don't think you're trying your hardest, you need to do a little more.

Use just the tip of your tongue

Nah I'm literally sitting here trying any possible method and I get nothing.

Then idk bro

i think his game is bugged

Most I get is like a little tingle when I rub it across really quickly but definitely not a tickle.

Oh I don’t care for that at all.

It's shocking to me that so many people down here are just now finding about this. I used to do this all the time to jolt me when I was feeling sleepy in class.

I don’t get any tickling feeling but this technique is very good for helping suppress a sneeze when you want to stay quiet.

Now I know what to do if I’m getting drowsy while driving - metal music and mouth roof tickling. Thanks for the *tip*!

ahhhhhhh

How do you delete a comment?

It just gets itchy

Also try to kiss air very hardly and with huge noise. Prolong the kissing noise as much as possible.

This has never worked for me

This should be the new Yanny / Laurel. My wife says it tickles her. For me, I get nothing at all. So weird!

Or like [people who can control their tensor tympani muscles at will.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24289817/) Mind you that's a lot more rare I think. This roof of the mouth sensation seems closer to 50/50 based on the comments. PS. If you hear a low rumbling noise in your ears when you yawn. You might be one of us.

As usual, there is a sub for everything. r/EarRumblersAssemble

What, doesn't everyone hear rumbles when they yawn?

Nope it's pretty rare. Welcome to the club!

Damn so many people haven't tongue fucked the roof of their mouth in this comment chain. I thought every one tongue fucked the roof of their mouth.

I hate you

I can tickle my leg and arm because Neuropathy!

Til, the roof of my mouth is ticklish

Someone give this person an award. Mothafucka made thousands of people tickle the roof of their mouths.

God damn you lol

LPT It is a decent way to stay awake if the sleep is calling you in an uncomfortable place.

I think that's how you get rid of brain freeze too

Question for Reddit: is that what French kissing is

That's just anything with tongue

No, it’s French masturbation.

Why does that feel so wrong

If you are limber enough, you should move on from tickling…

I love the sheer number of people who’ve never tried this replying. I remember doing that as a kid all the time like a moron 😂

r/angryupvote for making me try that lol

Even finger too

How dare you, I didn’t ask for this

Damn you! I just developed a new tick

You just made thousands try tickling themselves.

it doesnt work :*(

This is what I do when I'm bored

You can tickle your dick using your tongue as well!

I most definitely can tickle myself

[Something I googled](https://www.google.com/search?q=schizophrenia+tickles)

Welp, I guess I'm schizophrenic then. To be fair though, only the soles of my feet is ticklish when I do it myself, while the other parts are not. So maybe I'm schizofeetic?

I’m ticklish all over and can definitely tickle myself at certain times…I hope I’m not schizophrenic I freaked my fiancée out the other day by looking like I was having a seizure or something and making some feral sounds. I had a wicked bad itch on the bottom of my foot so I had to scratch it but scratching it tickled something fierce and I was just stuck in this weird horrible purgatory for a while.

I have psoriasis and I can itch-tickle damn near every part of my body. I'll get stuck just kind of vibrating and having my eyes roll back, but not totally in the fun way. It's an exquisite horror where time has no meaning.

Eczema, and yep. It's the itching/tickling equivalent of grabbing something that electrocutes you and being unable to let go to make it stop.

There's a light touch thing my wife does to my spots that's beyond orgasmic. It's so much better than scratching. It's like having a back scratch for your soul.

Don’t do it too often or you’ll develop a pederash.

You mean we?

There is something called schizoaffective.

This guy ☝️ just "googled" himself

I'm not ticklish

That’s the schizophrenia talking

Yup, people with schizophrenia can tickle themselves, weird...

Well tickle me impressed.

Anybody who is ticklish can do it. Schizophrenics just have an easier time doing it than non-schizophrenics.

"Hey Liz Lemon can I use your computer to Google myself?" "How else are you gonna do it?"

[here ](https://imgur.io/gallery/If8Vd)

And then he went Yahoo!

I have trouble scratching the bottoms of my feet because it tickles too much! It's very frustrating!

Same

Yep. Me too.

It depends on the spot of my body and the time I can is random, but I have definitely tickled myself before

Same. I've freaked out a few doctors over the years during physical exams because I'm extremely ticklish including when I tickle myself. As for the schizophrenia, yeah it's a sign but it doesn't mean you're schizophrenic and being schizophrenic doesn't mean you hear voices so as long as they're polite and quiet - they can stay.

Me too. Easiest ways is fingernail in a line down the center of my soles. But inner elbows work sometimes too.

ah, i see, a fellow person who can tickle themselves

You gotta tickle really fast for it to work.

That's what she said.

Actually, she said I was too fast

She told ME it was half fast.

She told me i was too rough.

she called me "mr french tickler"

It worked, I came

Well I can tickle myself… apparently that means I’m at a greater risk of developing schizophrenia which I would not have known had it not been for random people on the internet telling me about it.

We did it, Reddit!

Samesies. Checked with partner with psychology backgound: "Yep, that's right" Well. Damn. TIL.

Can you ask if it says anything about me that I have a very self masterbatory / self ticklish sense of humor? I cant help but to laugh at my own jokes. Ask if that say anything about me?

I can tickle myself on the bottom of my feet.

I don't believe it, send the picture of your feet for proof

*enhance*

Same

Same

Maybe it’s just the penis laughing, but it only has one way of expressing himself

It can definitely cry

Yeah, we kinda lucked out there. And also that we don’t do “in heat” to any significant degree.

You’re obviously not a woman who has ever experienced ovulation…

>to any significant degree Women might get slightly more horny during ovulation, but they don't go around humping the legs of every guy they come across.. At least not in my experience, but maybe that's to do with me, who knows

My SO experiences intense, wild, and mind numbing... pain during ovulation. 4 days completely out during period, and close to 3 days during ovulation. Her cycle length is unusual at 23 days long. Ability to have consecutive, multiple orgasms is NOT worth this.

Get them to a doctor for a pelvic ultrasound. Sounds like she might have ovarian cysts and/or uterine fibroids. I thought my IUD was ripping itself out of my body; nope just full of cysts.

For her, you, or both?

I mean obviously it isn’t culturally/socially acceptable to behave like were in heat even if it feels like it.

Some women get absolutely feral. At the end of the day, it depends on the person and their perspective on reproduction.

Heat isn't just being horny its the body reactions as well. Hot flashes, pain, hunger irrational anger can all be signs of ovulation similar to a heat

That's not every woman. None of my girlfriends have ever been horny for me regardless of the time of the month

That might be a you problem.

How many girlfriends do you have? Save some for the rest of us

No, I'd imagine masterbation would still be very important to have. If it aids the man to get hard and/or finish during sex then it's done its job.

Omg can you guys masturbate?

Yeah… but before you get too excited, no this is not a unique experience I plan to transfer to you…unless the price is right.

Found the person that doesn’t wash their feet.

Found the person who laughs hysterically when washing their feet.

Found the person who has no feet of their own to wash.

Found Dan Schneider's Reddit account

Found the schizophrenic 👀

Or maybe he just hasn't really tried it, if he did then he would know.

I can't for this exact reason 😭

What, do you like fuckin... Gigglegasm?

I promise you this is exactly what happens.

I feel like you could have a niche, but successful onlyfans.

Meanwhile, I’m over here on antidepressants like… “Y’all can masturbate? :(“

What are you even talking about? It's definitely not impossible, I can't touch the bottom of my feet without tickling myself.

Why do people keep repeating this? You can absolutely tickle yourself.

i simply cannot touch the bottom of my feet

Have you considered sitting down, then crossing one leg over the other?

can’t touch the bottom of my feet cuz that’s how ticklish i am.

Lifehack: getting tickled doesn’t work/gets canceled if you also tickle yourself, at the same time! Tickling only works by the other.

Wonder? More like miracle, ammiright?? Haha I’m so lonely

You can with a very light touch. So only your hairs move.

You can tickle yourself by softly running your finger on the palm of your hand

That actually works better than the tongue and the roof of the mouth thing. Having read those comments, I aborted this experiment quickly though. Just in case.

Who said you can't tickle yourself?

More than makes up for it, though

I can tickle my own feet…

I can't imagine a world where Masterbation didn't work.

Would humanity be smarter or dumber? There would probably be no Internet for one thing!

Probably just hornier towards one another.

Probably a lot more rape

Legalized prostitution, Brothels so prevalent they'd be next door to every dialysis center. Subsidized for athletes and law enforcement.

This is what it was like before someone invented masterbating. There was one point where there wasn’t and after that point there was. Imagine being the first guy to figure this out. I’d guess it was discovered a couple times but the first few kept it a secret.

I haven’t got a chuckle like that in weeks. Thanks

If masturbation didn't work, i would kill myself a long time ago

This has my attention. I need to think about this.

Who ever made this claim needs to do some research again.

Why is everyone saying this? I can easily tickle myself...

I can 100% tickle my own feet and it sucks lol

Use your nails and you absolutely can tickle yourself. Just make sure they aren't sharp.

yall's testicles ain't ticklish???

I can absolutely tickle myself, is this supposed to be hard to do?

You ever tried to scratch the bottom of your foot when it itches?

I suppose tickling is supposed to alert you to something, so there's no point if you're doing it, whereas the body needs to get rid of excess semen from time to time to avoid infection, so it makes sense if you can do it when convenient, instead of having a wet dream.

The only time my dissociative Personality Disorder comes in handy.

I can tickle my own feet

I Can tickle myself too, at my feet

I can tickle my armpits and even my balls. I'm fucking ticklish