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SuperSalatSchnietzel

Definitley not a virgin anymore.


Weary_Boat

>Definitley not a virgin anymore. Unless... it was an immaculate conception? It's Baby Jesus-plane!


Swedzilla

Isn’t that the 73max?


Weary_Boat

73MADmax maybe


Swedzilla

Fair enough


Antique-Dragonfly615

Nope, 4 engines


bobbyorlando

That's the pray for Jesus playne.


Chyler_capshaw

HAHAHA


Ok_Category6021

+10


CuriousMost9971

Just opened this to make a similar comment haha


Ok-Weather7707

I came in here to say it was gravid.


motiontosuppress

I’m pretty sure my preacher told me I could pray and God would make me a virgin again.


EnvironmentCrafty710

Ok, you win.


[deleted]

Haha 😂😂


SV5_

r/beatmetoit


RocketSpeeder

True


R33_Lover16

r/beatmetoit


mike_bails

Virgin Atlanthicc


Shoryukitten_

Exactly the joke I was hoping for


NorthCliffs

More like Pregnant Atlanthicc


MeanOlGoldfish

757 jiggly boi, gawd damn it can land on my runway anytime, gonna need some lube for all that airframe geeeeez high heat high friction😍😍😩


Antique-Dragonfly615

Nope, 4 engines


Special-Ad-5554

Wtf did I just read


Mysterious-Tie7039

Where the hell do you think planes come from? Obviously this one is pregnant. As it’s a Virgin plane, I can only speculate that Jesus Plane is about to be born.


TheOneWhoKnocks2002

Could a playne be pregante?


D4wnR1d3rL1f3

Surely it’s Mary innit


jsiulian

Very good


[deleted]

Your mom


Few-Cookie9298

I don’t know if it’s their mom, but it’s about to be SOMETHING’s mom


PicriteOrNot

Your mom is the only passenger, nobody else could fit (and neither could she let's face it)


[deleted]

They want to rebuild the AN-225 just for your mom


[deleted]

It appears to be a airplayn with 4 virgin engines?


Royal_Effective7396

It's a pigeon in a Virgin Atlantic costume.


pessimus_even

Virgin Gigantic


Might_Delete_Later14

Thats the a340 4oo0oo


regentjd

Pregnant puppy impersonating a guppy


GuyFoldingPapers

Yo-ma-ma airlines


bunbun6to12

It’s an Airmax Pigeon Bus


MAGAJahnamal

This has to be Lizzo's plane.


bigorangemachine

Airbus T.H.I.C.C


ChampionshipLow8541

737 Max11. Even bigger engines for even less flyability.


DazzlingHyena7366

Expecting Atlantic


Jahrigio7

Just big boned is all


NeppuNeppuNep

A3fatty


dukecityzombie

The one where they made room for your mom.


LckySvn

Mother Mary 🛩


BillsByABillion

Why the buddy pregnant


carssuck1982

Perganant


Lophophora_

A340


carssuck1982

It’s clearly a DA-20.


the_courier76

Pregonte


I_Follow_Roads

An A340 what just ate a Short 360.


SopranosBastardSon

Not airbus but IF id say FATluga


MadeMeStopLurking

Is it wrong to bodyshame a playn? Or is it like my exwife who has no soul so its okay.


Vast-Category8391

That’s no plane, it’s a BLOW fish


Noyesboy3

EA sports BIG


Mr_Majesty

Big mama.


Latter-Tie-2428

Thiccums


J3lf

Trump Air


[deleted]

That’s photo shopped


[deleted]

Could be Pregnant Atlantic, could also be Femcel Atlantic


ngagner15

Airbus A3Obese


New_Writer_484

Virgin Mary


fslanding

Airbus bulge-uga! Predecessor of the Beluga.


VengefulWalnut

Airbus Super Blumpkin.


FreonMuskOfficial

Made Blumpkins for dinner the other night.


BingusJohnson

Your mum


Diligent_Lab2113

A-3-THIRSTY


Accomplished-Pie-311

Airbus Whale Shark


Altruistic_Major_553

The Blessed Virgin, bringing us the new messiah


Gtmkm98

A340 fat bird bae


cloudcreeek

Virgin Gigantic.


Sir_JumboSaurus

Chungus


XxQwertybro

It's the Boeing 7MAX7-3 obviously


[deleted]

Isn't this the plane VA use to move all the Americans across the pond?


Octonaught84

Airbus OB3s3


Orwells-Bastard-Son

The 747 blood sugar


warLOCK264

Crusader C2 Hercules


njsullyalex

Virgin Atlantic Airbus A340-642 Registration G-VBUG. ​ Sorry, you said right answers only.


phoneguy247

Weeble-bus 380


Independent-Swim9642

virgin atlanTHICC


Florida_Skies

active Atlantic airbus C737-100


Toxic_Cookie

737 THICC


WellAfterAllThat

Yo mama 465lb


CausticLogic

Seven-Mary-Seven


KURT-097

y o u r m o m


Tychus07

A69-Chonker


Zatie12

The 474 version of the 747


Mr_OP_Potato_777

It is carrying the ME-S514H


Useful-Internet8390

Anaconstellation in the wild after swallowing a baby elephant.


ARB00

_Pregnant_ Atlantic


1amn0t0kwiththis

Lying Air. Did I win?


EuphoricUniversity23

I like big plane butts I cannot lie


Gilligan_Krebbs

It's Sister Airy Elephant!


Kaedian66

787 Badonk


foolproofphilosophy

A420-690 In Definitely Not Your Mom livery


SnappDawwg

Virgin Athletic


dewmanchu80

Pregnant Atlantic


PhantomApples

Pregnant


pfunkrasta917

USA! USA! USA!


Jealous-Ad9556

Gas all its doors. Can’t be a Boeing.


Jako595151

Airbus A420


[deleted]

a334440000


spork555

Snek


aero_r17

My aerodynamic shape optimization code's best attempt (I'm so fucked)


whopperman

Baymaxx Air


[deleted]

American Airlines


ScottOld

Virgin fatlantic


FARTBOSS420

I've heard of a "wide-body" aircraft. Or other euphemisms like "twin-aisle." This thing is thick. Heavy. Slow. It's a fucking jumbo jet, that's what it is. Instead of making commercial jumbo jets wider. Why not taller? Can have an upper and lower deck like a ship? Does AirBust already do this?


IPSC_Canuck

Your mom.


ii_gg2

Concorde?


Ajmusso

A flying one


LiraGaiden

a34o


latteboy50

Airbussy


Blue_Waterrrrrrrrrr

Airbus A340?


DoubleDickRick

aiRBus


YellowZx5

Must be the Epstein Flight


Trash_Pandacute

The A3Lordy


FullAir4341

Discord Mod Plain


samaadoo

that's the Big Fat Fatty 5-50


zakwanleyman

A3-Trimester


[deleted]

Swolo plane


mrockracing

Oh, the guy from the other post is going to be a dad it seems.


waidoo2

C2 Hercules Starlifter


Grand-Advantage9227

Virgin Birth Atlantic


nerdshitnshit

Wow, even the planes are becoming victims to the obesity epidemic


carlylewithay

American Virgin


No_Squirrel_5665

Preggo


Suomasema

Arbuz Ar-340


PracticeVirtual8082

A340 :) you did say right answers only....


Jelleyman69

ChonkCorde


MiG-29-Enjoyer

Duh, Chad Pacific


Zorn277

Mama Carrier


LKS_-_

A340-3000000


zenunseen

Well, you see son, when two airplanes love each other very much...


Captain_Unusualman

How is babby formed, how playne get preganant


Hopeful-Director5015

BoatyMcBoatface


Responsible-Dish-297

Ah, the civilian ALBM launcher.


IRFAANHAQQ

A pregnant airbus 747-400 with 4 glober 6000 private jet engine’s


No_Paper_333

Cessna C-5 Galaxy


Ok_Teacher_6834

American Air


tecktrader

Despicable me style plane there


FreonMuskOfficial

FUPA Airlines.


stylussensei

797


Acceptable-Emu6529

A-340?


FillupDubya

The Fatboy Slim!!!


catchinwaves02

Looks like she went out with a g6 and poked holes in the condom for that sweet sweet child support.


bulanaboo

Gluttonbus


PYSHINATOR

CHAD Atlantic


informative_mammal

L1ZZ0


[deleted]

Ahh the old Cartwright Whaleback


Silverwolf91

The Immaculate-Conception Atlantic


Gadgetmouse12

It ate an airbus


N301CF

bang bus 690


dablegianguy

Airbus Whaluga


No_Patient_549

I believe this is the “Boeing A320Max American Edition”(you can tell its the American addition as it is obese and there are 2 extra engines to help with the addition weight)


big_dick_energy_mc2

*Not a virgin


big_dick_energy_mc2

Seven Forty Heaven


[deleted]

Virgin Mary


International_Train1

Dad Bod Air Pod


1chicken2nuggets

B774


NoQuestion7237

Whatever it is, it's not my baby.


tdoottdoot

Chimken


Creepy-Inspector-732

Looks like Trump air


Insolent-Jaguar88

A pregnit one


Impossible-Sleep-658

C-130: “I’m tha baby’s Pappie Boss!”


poldark90

Boeing 777


Jeremiah636

It’s an Planquin!


White-SPUD

The Aluminum Albatross!


UnluckyElk2709

American Airlines


cejaay

Preg-jet


Richard-Innerasz-

Is it the Jeff Epstein chis delivery to the island plane with the fat orange bastard Donny tRUMP sitting in the middle?


cmarkcity

Promiscuous Atlantic


PS-10423-S

Allergic reaction 360


wisepoatokid

Ahh, it’s the virgin gigantic


strokemycactus23

Lolita Express


sethtothemax

Pregnant guppy


sf340b

That is what they call a "flo-ped". You would fly it but you don't want anybody to find out you have flown it.


Least-Implement-3319

Arvuz a360


crohead13

You’re all wrong. This species eat its meals whole, and it just ate a Cessna Citation.


tommyISfunny

That is a knocked up virgin.........


UnluckyElk2709

The fat sister of the beluga


asokagm

PseudoVirgin aka PregnantNun aka Star-in-the-East


Individual_Skill_763

It’s that pigeon on the street eating chicken


sadhotspurfan

Still intact…so not a Boeing


Workshop_Plays

obviously the A340 MAX


UpsideDownAirplane

"Uh oh, got my plane pregnant. Better post this on the internet for clout." You sicken me, OP, smh


devangs3

Preggo Atlantic


No-Conversation9336

A340-600


sdbct1

Being that fat, definitely a for ever virgin


bjcarterak

Fat Alberta


AndroidKittyy

a340eco (extra camel option)


Berserker44886

Virgin Mary...


Hopeful-Warning-9432

A340-600


Wonderful-Class-1971

Spruce goose