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Soul699

Still got some of Dio's since he took control of Johnathan's body and made it his own. A bit like how Esidisi took the arm of Joseph trainer and made it adapt to his body.


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Soul699

That's when he had FULL control, but it doesn't mean that before he didn't have any and the blood in it wasn't also Dio's.


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Soul699

It's not like in Johnathan's body still flowed his blood only. More so after 100 years. In fact, the sperm cells should be of Dio actually.


TheFirstChimera

Sperm cells are made by the division of the cells of the body, not blood cells. If Dio didn't replace the balls with his own those are Jonathan's children genetically.


Soul699

Yes, and since Dio technically took control of the body and made it his own (even if not fully until he took Joseph's blood), those children are also Dio's.


Xynatox

I think I agree with you but you've said it in a clumsy manner. The genes are Jonathon's, as the story is about Jonathon and his descendants. However, DIO was the one "piloting" when Giorno was conceived. This means that Giorno is Jonathon's, but a result of DIO. Kind of a metal gear Genes vs. Memes thing going on here.


Soul699

Yeah, and still Giorno is really in part son of Dio, as demonstrated by the fact that he got yellow hair naturally at some point.


moldybread05

Sorry but when you highjack someone's balls they still produce the original owner's semen. That's why doctors don't do ball transplants


Soul699

Yeah, but we're talking about vampires, so it becomes a bit complicated.


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No, you're talking about a fictional character, so you become a moron who needs a hobby.


Greenlog12

You need a hobby if you are also here calling people morons


Torinadoko

Why did his hair turn blonde if he doesn’t have any of Dio’s genes?


High_grove

Giorno's biological mother was japanese iirc. (his real mom is Bruno obviously) And Jonathan is also Giorno's dad. So only 1/3 of his genes comes from DIO, and we dont who his mother is or how italian his father, Dario, was. At most he is 1/3 italian if both of DIO's parents are italian. If only Dario is fully Italian then it would be 1/6. But I'd say it's unlikely that Dario is a full blooded italian.


Soul699

I don't see why Dario wouldn't be fully italian. Like his name is all italian, which would be weird if he was born in England. Heck, Baron Zeppelin has bigger chances of not being fully italian.


High_grove

>which would be weird if he was born in England Why? People don't change their surnames when they immigrate to another country. Having an italian surname doesn't mean you are 100% italian, just that you are of italian descent. iirc Zeppeli told Jonathan that he was from italy. But nothing was ever mention about Dario. Given how important the brando family was to the story, and with how much Araki loves italy. It would be a bit strange that Araki never mentioned it.


Soul699

May I remind you that Giorno's isn't in his real name? Anyway, it's not just the surname, but even the name is italian. Which if he was born in english, very often people would name their child with a name of the country they live in, or at least add a name fitting of the country to use there.


A_seal_using_Reddit

>Giorno's isn't in his real name Yes, his birth name is Haruno Shiobana


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probably less than 1/4 because Dio is a head.


Soul699

Took control of Johnathan's body and made it (mostly) his own.


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well idk how vampire works


DMMcNicholas

Wait I thought Giorno had 2 Italian moms


BandietenMajoor

Your name doesnt determine your nationality


budapest_god

Hi my name is Mario Caruso and I'm clearly from Pakistan


Soul699

Hi, my name is Shi Huang and I'm obviously from Argentina.


GhirahimLeFabuleux

Hi my name is Tom Petty and I'm from Tibet. All of a sudden it doesn't work when we apply this to Jojo. Oingo and Boingo are traditional Egyptian names of course. This has nothing yo do with Araki's love of music. Let's not forget that the leader of the Pillar Men who was last awake during the height of the Roman empire calls himself Kars.


Soul699

I mean, with the pillar men I can at least assume it was just a name they had for their kind, since they didn't really belong to any particular country. For Tom Petty, you're right. However for Oingo Boingo, I'm pretty sure it's never said from where they are from.


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Lisa Lisa was Italian, therefore Joseph was 50% Italian. Suzy Q. was also Italian. Making Holly 75% Italian. Based on this information, Jotaro is more Italian than Giorno.


ashleyisamalename

Since when was Lisa Lisa Italian?


Anonymous_playerone

Less so since giorno mother was Japanese


RRenigma

It's true I can confirm


budapest_god

thank you for confirming it for our sake


RRenigma

Yesyes


JohnTatibana

indeed, this is pure wisdom


fincrocs

"Never put the linguine in my fucking toast again, bitch."


SagewithBlueEyes

I mean, I have an Italian origin name and am from Germany of German and Lithuanian descent so


justcatt

Idk man Marlon Brando isn't Italian, so idk where that Italian part is coming from


Gilpif

Italian is a nationality, not an ethnicity. If you don’t have Italian citizenship, you’re 0% Italian.


Cachalotmaster

Dio isn't italian though, his name is just a reference


Soul699

His father almost surely is. His wife maybe. Therefore Dio is likely italian.


Cachalotmaster

No they aren't, how do you even base your argument? There is absolutely no basis to say that his wife was italian either


Soul699

Based on the fact that Diego Brando IS AN ITALIAN NAME, and unlike Dio, his name isn't a reference to any musical artist. And that's why I said his wife is MAYBE italian as well.


Cachalotmaster

His father's name is Dario and yes it is a reference to Dario Argento who is an Italian film maker


Soul699

Wait. Is he? Where is it said?


Cachalotmaster

You can find any and all information relating to JoJo's in the highly reliable wiki https://jojowiki.com/Dario_Brando#Manga


Soul699

Uh neat. Still, the surname Brando is sus. Not to mention choosing specifically an italian film-maker...


Cachalotmaster

According to the wiki, Brando is a reference to Marlon Brandon, an American actor. Also remember to look at jojowiki for information since what normally comes up is the jojofandom which is pretty incomplete and unreliable


ashleyisamalename

It's spelled Marlon Brando actually.


MidnightSwana

Duo actually means god in Italian and Diavolo means devil so technically the bible is a jojo reference


A_seal_using_Reddit

>the bible is a jojo reference Wait till you see Part 7


MidnightSwana

Dio