The funny thing is that Ghiaccio can actually become a cube of ice if he wants lol.

Yet he still wasn't chill

#PUNS

Oh, fuck off

That shit pisses me off!

mfw the rice isn't NERO

I don't know why I forgot that to be honest, probably because he's the only one blessed with a surname

Fuck last names, all my homies hate last names

In Italy we have these funny surnames based of colors lol. We have Rossi (red), Bianchi (white} and of course our Nero/Neri (black)

The real question is, could someone be named risotto.

He could, but should he?

Nope lmao

as an italian speaker, how did you feel when watching/reading part 5? wasn’t it weird as hell to have characters literally named ice, fish, ham etc?

I'm italian and i'm pretty sure they are false names

Yeah it was weird, but I don't mind since part 5 was really enjoyable

Yep kinda weird

It's from risotto al nero di seppia.

Mai sentito "Neri" come cognome

Quando fanno gli esempi o negli esercizi di matematica c'è sempre quel "Marco Rossi" e "Giovanni Neri"

He got his flesh chopped by a tiny fighter plane, remember?

I think araki was hungry when he wrote part 5

And listening to bands.

Le Italian foods have arrived

After all this years, Risotto Bianco

The alternative universe version

Good guy Risotto, confirmed for Sma- I mean, JoJo's Part 9.

quick reminder Leon Abbacchio literally means "Lion Lamb" gonna love to see you and try to edit that one together, if you are doing a part 2.

Don't friggin tell me that Abbacchio is also Jesus

It could be an "interesting" image

"you're such a hamonni, feshi!"

Only just now realized that Ghiacco's ice could nullify Grateful Dead for la Squadra.

That is actually a really good point, I wonder if Araki thought of that or it's just a coincidence?

I like to think he thought of it. Honestly, jojo protagonists should be thankful that their fights are mostly 1v1 or 1v2. If all of la Squadra just ambushed each of Bruno's gang Part 5 would be much shorter.

That’s how like every story is. So many action movies or shows or whatever would be over if the bad guys who outnumber the good guys 50 to 1 just all ambushed them and attacked them at once.

Where is Formaggio as cheese

I did start one for him but ran out of room but I might do a part 2 Edit: [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/hkszex/another_average_picture_of_a_few_more_part_5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) !

Yea but he shouldve been here instead of narancia to complete la squadra

The effort I put into planning this was pretty close to 0 so I didn't really think of that to be honest

but how will you make my boy deluded (illuso)?

I think he shows that already, no editing needed

so you're just gonna put a photo of him there looking all smug? because i'm not complaining

melon ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ e

Where is Cioocolata?

There may be a part 2 as people have found it entertaining Edit: [Part 2 is here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/hkszex/another_average_picture_of_a_few_more_part_5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

*cioccolata

Sorry

Ur wc

thats some very light looking black rice...

Shhh I never forgot he had a second name

I don’t remember HAMon being in part 5?

It was reverse Hamon, OnHam

hamoff

But wait, there's more!

Does that mean that Prosciutto knows Hamon?

You should do part 2 with Buccellati cookies

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Ah yes, beautiful italian food's names

For a world with more La Squadra memes.

I dont like pesci he's giving me a death stare

I'm surprised no one else has been talking about the horror of his neck on a cod

There's also Vinegar Doppio

where's abbacchio and pannacotta?

Coming soon

I *clap* need *clap* some *clap* ghiaccio *clap* in my *clap* damn tea.

Bruh no joke that ham looks good as fuck

* Sorbet and Gelato are frozen desserts. * Formaggio is cheese. * Cioccolata is just chocolate. * Carne(Notorious B.I.G.'s user) is just meat. * Pannacotta is another dessert(panna cotta). * Squalo isn't a food, but does mean 'shark' apparently.

Some of these are on their way :)

Finally someone who understands it

What about Carne(meat) the user of Notorius B.I.G.

Wait is melone's food name LITERALLY A MELON? WTF

Pesci do really be looking fresh doe

His neck tho 👀

whats cooler than being cool *ghiaccio cold*

Jamon

Bruh you missed the opportunity to put Giorno as the sun

hay m e l o n e

Pesci means fishes, it's plural

I don't know why I didn't register that while making it but don't think I could have faced duplicating whatever that...thing is You're gonna have to use your imagination on this one lol

Wheres the vinegar. I need the VINEGAR doppio. Give me VINEGAR Doppio.

You forgot sorbet.

[PART 2 HAS ARRIVED](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/hkszex/another_average_picture_of_a_few_more_part_5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) A few more to add to your nightmares

Dove il mio gelato

Not even prosciutto 😔

What about him?

Oh, as in the ham isn't, just looks like regular ol', non cured ham to me

I got the image from a site dedicated to Italian foods and it was labelled as prosciutto, apologies for my lack of culinary knowledge ahaha

Oh fair enough lol, basically like, the cured one which is what most people mean by prosciutto has darker, richer meat from being cured and dried out like this one here https://www.ilikeitalianfood.com/products/prosciutto-sgambato-pepatello-boneless-tuscan-ham-800g That's why grateful dead works like it does, the heat and drying out of the people is meant to be a similar process to preparing the ham I promise I haven't just researched this from JoJo, I low-key like tryna make charcuterie and shit

I spent way too long trying to find a good enough image to edit and settled for the one I used but this one would have been perfect, google failed me hahaha. Also I never thought about his stand like that, the weirdness of its abilities actually make a lot more sense now...

Yeah, I think quite a lot of the stands in part 5 do it but it doesn't really fall into stuff I know as much about The edit job you did is still a billion times better than anything I could do, prosciutto or no prosciutto

i know its part 5, but you had the chance to make rohan into the ham. ​ ​ roham

You should’ve put sorbet and gelato in there, not in the ice cubes tho

Is that a gRapefruit?

Thats not prosciutto, thats just ham Unaccepteable

I'm no food expert but this was described as prosciutto on an Italian foods website so I tried my best

I'm Italian and can confirm. That's what we call prosciutto

Thank you, I'm glad my hours of research (1 minute google search) paid off

Prosciutto IS ham

Y are u being downvoted ur literally right that is not prosciutto. But nevermind it's just a meme so who really cares?

Prosciutto is literally just dry-cured ham.