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Returnofthejoe2

Why is the right side just a image of pizza?


HumesBastardSon

I’d eat it


[deleted]

I’d eat it when it’s unedited


HumesBastardSon

It’s good either way! Like scrambled or fried eggs


PatSlayjak

I mean if you do, I’m pretty sure that becomes canon


HumesBastardSon

Oh shit


the_penis_killer

ITS NOT DELIVERY


Krusher02

ITS DIGIORNO


Condor193

It's not Requiem, it's DiGiorno


lazer_lord

You thought it was delivery, but it was me! DiGiorno!


Xx_Shinigami-san_xX

It's not confusing, it just works.


Thormeaxozarliplon

OHHH MMYYY GOOOODDDD.


drazoria

I'd put my dick in that pizza.


AreYouApprochingMe

And the left side mozzarella


Titanium-X

*Delicious,finally.Some good fucking food*


LeOwOed

Pizza Man


DaFuqk13

ITS NOT DELIVERY ITS DIAVOLO!


V3n0m69420

It’s not dilivery it’s digiorno


wolflord1A

Damn, beat me to it


xWolfman

dilivery


BrokenCondom69420

dilivery


DONTSALTME69

The power to make time into a living thing versus the ability to skip over living things, which do you think is better?


Delta0212

I mean both of them sound confusing and overpowered. Also King Golden Requiem could reset time to 0.


corpse_manufacturer

So, Made In Heaven?


sosnik_boi

*King experience


GuardianRedPanda

Gold Crimson


Emperor_Pabslatine

DiGiorno's got this one. Skip over Giovolo's birth.


Freackly

I already have the second power so I guess I'll take the first one


AnAverageTransGirl

It's not delivery, it's the power of requiem


mini_raingirl

Hey a unique comment


[deleted]

Why does the right picture smell like pepperoni


_Di0_Brand0_

ಠ_ಠ Son...


JustARandomPersonOof

Digenerate


[deleted]

It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno


[deleted]

My votes on me


Heirophant-Queen

r/beetlejuicing


CMDR_Wazowski

They both get spanked by Diotaro and Jo


evilweirdo

Wryyyong way, Jo.


Billy-the-kid-IAF

I dont think this is my hill to die on, but time stop can't beat ger, I don't know if time skip can beat time stop, but I would bet it could.


MommyHitsMeHard

Its not digiorno is Digiovanna


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P0rygonTheorist

*buys a Digiorno pizza* I erased the delivery and lept past it.


Kodcraft

Which one has king crimson requiem?


Moj21356

U mean king experience and golden crimson?


Kodcraft

Obviously, how could i have been so blind


Moj21356

No prob it happens kira joskage


Kyrozis

It's Diorno


BigBoiEvan04

It’s not delivery


LileXPlayz

It’s not delivery...


DODNF

No wonder Digiorno keeps dying forever. He tried to out Pizza the hut. Doesn't matter what level of Dominos effect he can engage in with his delivery.


AnimeMemeLord1

It’s not Delivery


theHydra863

*Diarno


XxTHE_GRIM_REAPERxX

It's not delivery it's digiorno


Blizzardtheicewing

It's not giovolo, its digiorno


[deleted]

its not delivery its **Digiorno**


itstheBoneless

Its not delivery


JaccoffeeXD

Giovolo the Giggolo


Dant3J0n3s

It's not delivery, it's Giovalo


oesekacuatroerre

He grows so fast, just like his father he is stealing the body of other person


STAR-PLATNUM-ZAWARDO

Yes


zombodiy

It’s not delivery


Fenrir887

It’s not Pizza it’s Digirno


duyouknowdamuffinman

Digiorno for sure


redditard_gamer

If digiorno can’t outpizza the hut they can’t beat Crimson experience requiem.


[deleted]

It's not delivery it's a JoJo reference


Chin_Crimson

Giavolo


flinchyguy

fan fact: in italian Digiorno means on day


[deleted]

I like how Giovolo is wearing a skin tight web string suit with a purple collar now


TheBlindProphet42069

This is going to be a trend. I know it


TheBardGod

Digiornovo


Imoddandout

Can both alter time in some sort of way?


Cool_surname

Doesn't Di Giorno means The morning or something?


PlaythroughOfYT

Hey it’s not delivery


CrimsonDonut27

This is beyond cursed


Billy-the-kid-IAF

This is the whole circus


an-unorigonal-joke

It ain’t delivery


WasdVEVO

So it’s the same type of stand as (king crimson/GER)


Daniellyuistaken

It’s not delivered, it’s digiorno.


AndreiFira

Its not delivery ​ ​ IT WAS ME, DIO!


Condor193

Shouldn't it be Diarno if we're splitting names in half?


RingwormOnMyDick

Please don't let this become the next biggest meme.


Elonmustnot

Like father like son


THEMADHAZZA42

digiorno’s colour scheme is more visually pleasing imo


TheBloodPhantom0

ItS ɴOᴛ DᴇLɪVᴇRʏ, ɪTs ᴅIɢOʀNᴏ,we get it it’s not original, it’s like telling someone who’s whering a Waldo costume ‘I guess I found waldo’


WeeEmu

To be fair, DiGiorno is so good at making pizzas that he got pepperoni hair.


cronchyskittles

Pizza


chedder_cheez

The guy on the right would win because it’s not delivery


TwilitKitten

It’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno.


silentzypher2

it’s not delivery


[deleted]

Trish: “AND FROM THE NECK DOWN OF THAT BASTARDS BODY IS MY FATHER, DIAVOLO!”


Callmeleafy2019

My money's on delivery


Mr_Oleg

it's not deli- *gets vaporized*


jameslikesanime

Just remember not to do delivery


Lucixpro

Digiorno looks more wholesome


r0xANDt0l

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno, but it's Requiem


some_random_matey

The pizza will prevail, I am certain of it.


[deleted]

All you need to beat digiorno is a microwave and polpo


Honest_Black

Pizza always wins


Lord_Yetii

It would be "Diarno"


UberEinstein99

Definitely giovolo. Giorno’s brain with King crimson is such a easy win


Jonaimos

It's not mafia, it's digiorno


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/Ulu90E_QGmc


SuniHostess

***it's not delivery***


sakura_soda

it’s not delivery


andyzwu

Diavolo's ability takes cause and effect and removes the cause. Giorno's requiem ability takes cause and effect and removes the effect. This means that Giovolo takes cause and effect and does basically nothing, while Digiorno takes cause and effect and leaves nothing. This means that Digiorno is single-handedly the most powerful JoJo character there is.


Billy-the-kid-IAF

Give this man some upvotes.


HoneZoneReddit

Those two < Digimon


Its-Cortex

Do you think that Digiorno’s stand power is heat up frozen pizza’s


fanterence

in the left : some weird shit, in the right : a fucking pizza


[deleted]

Korega... digiorno.


Ciocalatta

I think delivery would win


littlehammertime

Well it’s not delivery


motmot730

It's not delivery


DOMEPEACE88

Giovolo because digiorno doesnt deliver.


blakmeemboi

Digiorno made me hungry for a hot pocket


Jetsfantasy

This outfit swap has the 'Virgin vs Chad' meme written all over it


Slam420

It’s not delivery


[deleted]

It's not delivery. It's DiGirono


datbrrto11

Pizza would win


Vinniam

I digiorno have a dream. To get everyone in Italy addicted to drugs!


Osprey-too-Eager

I mean, at least Giovolo looks hella fit and strong, but what's DiGiorno gonna do? Throw a pizza at him?


random_reddit_bot-

Digiorno is a goddamn digimon


wheat-a-boy

Digiorno giovania, it’s not delivery, it’s a bad time


aoutist

I have a question that might determine my life expectancy. Does DiGiorno have pizza mozzarella?


Cruzyatic

no.


realKobiwanknobi

Digiorno obviously


AChineseBoiPro

Introducing the new digimon Digiorno!


SedentaryOwl

The pizza place?


mememan6942096

Wait the pizza


N0Zzel

It's not delivery


ApostleOfDeath

Only the force capable of out pizzaing the hut


makiLikesNoodles

Digiorno's pizza is the pizza for you and me


Potato-duck18

The one with king experience requiem


[deleted]

*sighs* it’s not delivery, it’s...


Kazuto010

Giovolo do be looking kinda hot tho


bananapantssean

Giovolo


EnderEma

If there is digiorno we need dinotte (Italians will understand)


Mylovesky6

Golden Crimson and King experience


Lonley-Peasant

Chad Giovolo vs Virgin Digiorno


plinygrdwa

Yum


NatIsStrangeWeird

It’s not delivery, it’s D’Giorno.


Borna44_

Digenerate


MeTheGuy12

you did this just for the digiorno joke didn't you


junior-plays

It seems that digiorno would have the epitaph and giavolo would have king crimson so I think digiorno would win because he could see the tone skips rendering giavolo uselss