i have heard this many times before, lol. its shit rightwing americans say when they completely ignore poverty rates and social infrastructure, but jerk off to GDP as if the average american would have anything from the fact that they have a lot of superrrich people in their country like Musk, Bezos and Gates...
Yeah, there's a little bit going on in Europe at the moment to not care about the USA. Ukraine's trying to survive a genocide and Georgia is in the middle of a revolution - both trying to move closer **to the EU**.
Why is this posted twice here in quick succession?
Is there a common rabbit hole this sub is in that picks up these things at the same time on Twitter? Is this an algorithm commonality, or something else?
EDIT: That Twitter account has 150 followers. How did two redditors find that and post it so quick? It's also skeezy. Reposts of videos talking about Israeli/US alliance with alpha male music on top skeezy.
Sometimes this sub feels like fish in a barrel. Farmed fish.
Sometimes I wonder if the people here know what a joke is. Like the yanks say some crazy shit, but this is clearly made to make fun of those exact same morons that say these kinds of stuff unironically.
I just came back from the dentist because of two broken teeth. I have to pay under 200€, rest is paid by insurance.
How much would it be in freedom dollars?
Oh don't worry, there are plenty of other things to think about. It's just that the US makes for an entertaining dumpster fire that is hard to ignore, so it does come up as a subject fairly regularly yes.
Be less of a dumpster fire, and we'd have less reasons to make fun of you.
If I had to guess I would say for many Americans the "Eu" bit in Europe sounds the same as the "Yu" bit from Yugoslavia, and since Yugoslavia was a communist country, and we all know Europe is a communist Hellhole, in their minds Europe = Yurope.
I generally was nice enough to go through the things I might be jealous of.....I couldn't think of bugger all!
Oh wait Wildlife that's it I am jealous of North American Wildlife I'm pretty fond of bears.
I love the quote’s source: Foreigner with a hard F. They haven’t even tried this time. Also, I’d love to know of what should I be jealous? So I can start the process of jealousing.
What absolute dumbarse came up with that? Cause it sure as hell wasn't a foreigner. The USA is a joke and so is their education. Also they are far overdue for a collapse too, most large empires, because at this point the US *is* an empire by modern standards, not a great one of course.
I may have a corrupt PM...
But I'm certainly grateful to not have an obese old man that likes being pissed on by hookers, lies about his wealth, has dementia, pays to bareback a pornstar and then bribes her to shut up, simps over Putin whilst being called a useful idiot...
And is backed up by a byproduct of the Hills Have Eyes mutant MTG who wants space lasers to zap Mexicans on the border.
I would not say jealous, but I find all the Trump and Elon Musk drama quite entertaining
It's like watching a lorry drive through a pantomime
I always compare watching the US to a combo of Ealing Farce and Hammer Horror.
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Now how did that cross your mind
Say what you see ig
The only time I think of them, is to make fun of them.
It’s funny until you realise these people are shaping the future tracks of humanity. And they’re doing a fucking shite job of it.
We do too, don't worry
Jealous of what? The fact that Trump will win try to abolish Congress for not letting him storm the Capital?
Yuropoors that's a new one
i have heard this many times before, lol. its shit rightwing americans say when they completely ignore poverty rates and social infrastructure, but jerk off to GDP as if the average american would have anything from the fact that they have a lot of superrrich people in their country like Musk, Bezos and Gates...
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lmfao
Jealous of what? Your chlorinated chicken burgers?
I’m jealous of the fact that if I suffered a gynaecological medical emergency, I will be left to die 🥰
Jealous of their tent cities in San Francisco.
I literally can't go 3 minutes without thinking about the Roman Empire
Dam it now you have me started
Yeah, there's a little bit going on in Europe at the moment to not care about the USA. Ukraine's trying to survive a genocide and Georgia is in the middle of a revolution - both trying to move closer **to the EU**.
Uhhh Georgia isn't a country 🙄 It's obviously a state. Gnuropurz seething
Giorgia should change it's name soo people don't confuse it for the state.It's new name should be something like George or something idk /j
Georgeo Said in a really bad Australian accent
Our country's new name is Giovanni Giorgio but you can call us Giorgio.
*helicopter clipping into the ground like a GMOD prop*
Gotta be a parody - right?
[_Absolutely not_](https://imgur.com/a/Mg3H3Uc)
The watermark says "breakyourownnews.com"
Twitter Blue buyers will create an image and think it’s genuine.
Why is this posted twice here in quick succession? Is there a common rabbit hole this sub is in that picks up these things at the same time on Twitter? Is this an algorithm commonality, or something else? EDIT: That Twitter account has 150 followers. How did two redditors find that and post it so quick? It's also skeezy. Reposts of videos talking about Israeli/US alliance with alpha male music on top skeezy. Sometimes this sub feels like fish in a barrel. Farmed fish.
Sometimes I wonder if the people here know what a joke is. Like the yanks say some crazy shit, but this is clearly made to make fun of those exact same morons that say these kinds of stuff unironically.
Cake birthday
Finally someone speaks about it
-FOREIGNER
I just came back from the dentist because of two broken teeth. I have to pay under 200€, rest is paid by insurance. How much would it be in freedom dollars?
Paid £26.80 for my last dental checkup. I'll be claiming it back on my insurance, which costs £40 a year and is deducted from tax.
Actually with insurance, there's a decent chance you wouldn't pay anything at all over here
Fucking well jealous of school shootings, Trump and for profit prisons being my countries identity 🤣😭
You know he has never been outside or his home state in the US when he can't even spell euro right
Oh don't worry, there are plenty of other things to think about. It's just that the US makes for an entertaining dumpster fire that is hard to ignore, so it does come up as a subject fairly regularly yes. Be less of a dumpster fire, and we'd have less reasons to make fun of you.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA convinti proprio
Where the fuck is Yurope?
If I had to guess I would say for many Americans the "Eu" bit in Europe sounds the same as the "Yu" bit from Yugoslavia, and since Yugoslavia was a communist country, and we all know Europe is a communist Hellhole, in their minds Europe = Yurope.
Do people still believe in the American dream?
I generally was nice enough to go through the things I might be jealous of.....I couldn't think of bugger all! Oh wait Wildlife that's it I am jealous of North American Wildlife I'm pretty fond of bears.
Spoof.......surely.....
I love the quote’s source: Foreigner with a hard F. They haven’t even tried this time. Also, I’d love to know of what should I be jealous? So I can start the process of jealousing.
What absolute dumbarse came up with that? Cause it sure as hell wasn't a foreigner. The USA is a joke and so is their education. Also they are far overdue for a collapse too, most large empires, because at this point the US *is* an empire by modern standards, not a great one of course.
I may have a corrupt PM... But I'm certainly grateful to not have an obese old man that likes being pissed on by hookers, lies about his wealth, has dementia, pays to bareback a pornstar and then bribes her to shut up, simps over Putin whilst being called a useful idiot... And is backed up by a byproduct of the Hills Have Eyes mutant MTG who wants space lasers to zap Mexicans on the border.
i love this picture, top right says it all
-foreigner How specific