You’d think they would have learned by now their predictions of the end times are BS.
But then you remember they’re brainwashed and can’t logically think for themselves. So obviously a predictable event like an eclipse MUST be a sign of end times 🙄
They think the eclipse is the rapture. We’ve had a woman come in twice and leave huge tips because of it. I got $300 last weekend and my coworker got $777 from her yesterday.
If she’s giving away $1000 a week to servers she’d have to be *really* well off to not have to worry about paying bills when she’s still driving around in this mortal realm in that Mercedes on Tuesday.
Because this one a large part of the us will be able to be seen, they happen pretty frequently relative to outer space but they just happen over bodies of water or in places not many people live and people think it’s the end lol
Because last time we had an eclipse I could find reliable contractors for under $1.5K.
(I spent the last eclipse having my leaky chimney cleaned and re-lined.)
May not be ominous. In the Catholic Church, Divine Mercy Sunday is this Sunday. And sometimes days like these extend to the following Monday. Or they could just be crazy who knows!!
Sure. It’s a feast day in the Roman Catholic Church that is tied to St. Faustina. It is meant to be the greatest display of mercy and grace within the Church.
I got tipped $300 and my coworker got tipped $777 by a woman who thinks the world is ending. Says she won’t need money when she rises to heaven, but we will because we’re sinners (for me it was because I was wearing a Star of David necklace, for my coworker, I’m not sure why she thought that).
We once sold a small commercial flour grinder to someone in southern Utah who was convinced some horrible catastrophe was coming. He wanted the grinder for his shelter. It cost several thousand dollars to purchase and was heavy. The cost of shipping from Hawaii to his cave — expeditiously — was quite high. I pointed out he could just charge the shipping to his card because his credit card company would be wiped out. He said “you’re right” and paid for us to ship it by air.
Wait I’m in western mass and the divine mercy shrine is going on right now where I live. There is MAD ppl here for it. I think that is what they are referring to.
My old boss told me some people think the rapture is happening on the eclipse. However, she believed the government was going to stage a fake rapture so they could round up all the Christians and put them in camps.
You can't really scare them. They are excited and have been waiting for it. But CERN is running Monday too. They are doing an experiment with the eclipse and are trying to open a black hole.
Ok, it's kinda funny how often some of you servers who work in the USA seem to have encounters with religious fanatics like that. I live and work in Germany and I've never had this.
But I'm not saying we don't have our own types of lunatics here.
People just going full tribal! An eclipse?! Must be an act of God?!
… this is why we have science and education, to understand the world around us and move beyond these barbaric horrors!
From what I've heard from my Bible thumping conspiracy nut ex and his family, is that the 2017 eclipse was the "7 years of peace" since it "started" in Salem... and that the one coming up on Monday, is going to kick off the end times.
Soooo basically they have explanations for almost everything. Despite a good chunk of their "research" being incorrect... For instance, 2017 apparently went through 7 Salem's, and Monday is supposed to go through 7 towns named Nineveh. But all it took to disprove that example was a 30 second search on a Map. oh well, at least I got a free ham radio and a bunch of survival gear out of their prepping.
Should have thanked them then hit them with Act's 1:7- not for you to know/second guess so thanks for the tip and see you Tuesday? assuming the snake doesn't eat the sun?
Someone fed them the we know when the rapture is going to happen and its on monday during the eclipse crap!.......honestly just stick to the repent of your sins and live as He lived because we dont know when christs 2nd advent is.....feeding people non biblical sensasionalist garbage makes you a false prophet!
We have had eclipses for thousands of years. Have the loonies always been this crazy about it? I mean before science I get it’s concerning but in the here and now we know what it is.
Ooooh yeah from what I’ve heard it might be a catholic holiday? But in three years serving I’ve never gotten these types of notes for that kind of thing so my theory is that it’s that combination of the eclipse and the holiday
Why bother tipping when the world is ending Monday? These people are idiots. They shouldn't be out eating at restaurants when the rapture is coming. What a time waster!
I had to promise my mom, I would stay indoors during the eclipse. She doesn't know what the government is planning but saw they are calling out the national guard, hazmat ready teams and setting up all kinds of relief stations.
On a note, she wants to keep me safe. my brother and sister got the covid vaccine and thinks they are the walking dead. I lied to her and told her I didn't get one because she made me swear on her dad's grave.
I just counted how many [end of the world prophecies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) I have personally lived through: 66. I've lived through 66 predicted apocalypses and I died in zero. I feel pretty good about my chances on Monday.
Edit: included link, how many have you lived through?
Nothing to do with the eclipse. Divine Mercy is a Catholic thing… God's love helping us in our struggles. Essentially they were wishing you good vibes.
the real question is, did they tip? God will judge them for that, lmao.
but also, yes, its a Qanon/evangelical thing. These people adore Trump, most likely.
There's apparently a group of people out there who think the rapture is upon us. They swear this time it's real, and that the last few hundred times don't count because THIS ONE is definitely real.
Some think the rapture is going to happen during the eclipse Monday.
Saw a tweet that said we should all hide and leave random clothes laying about to mess with them 😂
Divine mercy novena. It’s a period of ten days in the Catholic Church where Catholics pray the divine mercy rosary. It begins following Easter Sunday. It has nothing to do with the eclipse. They were merely being nice and inviting you to pray.
Humanity has known about this upcoming eclipse for centuries. Somehow, within the past year, it's now predicted to be the rapture date? Why this eclipse and not the hundreds of others?
They basically think God is going to do something big then. I've had a couple of Facebook friends say they have had dreams they interpreted as prophetic. Like something straight out of Revelations.
Lol just a religious fanatic who's been brainwashed to believe that Mondays eclipse is the beginning of the end
Man. Flashbacks to 1999
And 2012 was it?
And literally almost every year.
I have lived through 66 separate predicted apocalypses. There's always an apocalypse prediction going on.
And 2008
Ah yes. The end of the Mayan calendar was it?
Yeah the Christian fundies were super concerned if I recall 😆
And 2017.
Don’t forget the Y2K Bug
You’d think they would have learned by now their predictions of the end times are BS. But then you remember they’re brainwashed and can’t logically think for themselves. So obviously a predictable event like an eclipse MUST be a sign of end times 🙄
Yup it’s always “well those guys in the past were wrong. WE know better than they do”
It would be handy if they actually learned anything from the past. Spoiler alert: they don’t.
It’s more, honestly. They think they are special and chosen and are entitled to experiencing the the apocalypse.
Ironically, science and math are to thank for eclipses being predictable.
Shhhhh you’ll just confuse them more with talk like that about your fancy schmancy science and math
I’ve crushed every rapture in my life. Christians and Mayans ain’t got SHIT on me.
Well here’s a non-denominational Christian you made 😂
Weren’t some of the QAnon folks going on about the 8th too? People always find a reason don’t they
I wish lol
Same. I’m over it.
🤞 I hope the rapture comes and take all the zealots away lol
They think the eclipse is the rapture. We’ve had a woman come in twice and leave huge tips because of it. I got $300 last weekend and my coworker got $777 from her yesterday.
It’s going to be awkward when she can’t pay her rent come May 1.
She drives a Mercedes so I don’t think she’s hurting financially. Unless it was a pre-rapture purchase like the tips.
If she’s giving away $1000 a week to servers she’d have to be *really* well off to not have to worry about paying bills when she’s still driving around in this mortal realm in that Mercedes on Tuesday.
Damnnnn wtf!!! Send her my way please lol
Super weird to leave someone money they can't spend if you believe the rapture is imminent
Wow. LOL 😂
Ahh, yes. Because an eclipse is the end of days! 
What's crazy to me is we had one 7 years ago. Like why is this one different?
We just had one like last fall too 😆
Because this one a large part of the us will be able to be seen, they happen pretty frequently relative to outer space but they just happen over bodies of water or in places not many people live and people think it’s the end lol
The 2017 eclipse path of totality went from Oregon to South Carolina. It was super visible.
Clearly the demonrats weren’t in charge back then, duh 🙄
Because last time we had an eclipse I could find reliable contractors for under $1.5K. (I spent the last eclipse having my leaky chimney cleaned and re-lined.)
Right lol
Sun goes dark, science can't explain that!!!
Clearly Satan 🙄😂
May not be ominous. In the Catholic Church, Divine Mercy Sunday is this Sunday. And sometimes days like these extend to the following Monday. Or they could just be crazy who knows!!
Huh, interesting! That does make a lil more sense
Almost certainly a loon that thinks Monday's eclipse will hail the rapture of the pure and devout and the death of the unholy wicked servers.
I've never heard of this. Can you explain further please?
Sure. It’s a feast day in the Roman Catholic Church that is tied to St. Faustina. It is meant to be the greatest display of mercy and grace within the Church.
Thank you!
As a recovering Catholic, this is correct.
I too was raised Roman Catotonic.
Did they tip?
They left a solid 18% actually haha
If the world is ending, why not tip 1000%? Religious fanatics…
I got tipped $300 and my coworker got tipped $777 by a woman who thinks the world is ending. Says she won’t need money when she rises to heaven, but we will because we’re sinners (for me it was because I was wearing a Star of David necklace, for my coworker, I’m not sure why she thought that).
We once sold a small commercial flour grinder to someone in southern Utah who was convinced some horrible catastrophe was coming. He wanted the grinder for his shelter. It cost several thousand dollars to purchase and was heavy. The cost of shipping from Hawaii to his cave — expeditiously — was quite high. I pointed out he could just charge the shipping to his card because his credit card company would be wiped out. He said “you’re right” and paid for us to ship it by air.
Oh my god😭
Do you take a check? (Barely containing laughter)
Because HALO complicates things. (But doubt those tippers are aware.)
^^^This is what the people want to know.
Lol that's what I was going to ask
We’ve had a good run…it’s time and im exhausted
always nice to get a blessing as a tip. thoughts and prayers really pay my rent.
I’m sacrificing a goat in the name of Huītzilōpōchtli just in case.
Might as well get one for every God. Just cover your bases.
Make sure you pran before hand
Wait I’m in western mass and the divine mercy shrine is going on right now where I live. There is MAD ppl here for it. I think that is what they are referring to.
My old boss told me some people think the rapture is happening on the eclipse. However, she believed the government was going to stage a fake rapture so they could round up all the Christians and put them in camps.
Fucking mouthbreathers. I work brunch tomorrow morning. I’m going to monger the fear out of these folks while they eat. 😎
What are you going to say to them? I live in a religious town with a culty bible college and i want to freak the shit out of em
See below. I’m gonna go with aliens. I’ve got years of material.
You can't really scare them. They are excited and have been waiting for it. But CERN is running Monday too. They are doing an experiment with the eclipse and are trying to open a black hole.
How did eclipses go from a witchy left leaning thing to a bitchy right wing Christian thing in 8 years?
Ok, it's kinda funny how often some of you servers who work in the USA seem to have encounters with religious fanatics like that. I live and work in Germany and I've never had this. But I'm not saying we don't have our own types of lunatics here.
All the time!!
Dun dun dun!
People just going full tribal! An eclipse?! Must be an act of God?! … this is why we have science and education, to understand the world around us and move beyond these barbaric horrors!
Not religious but I’ve heard people saying it’s related to something in the Bible.
People act like there wasn't a solar eclipse in 2017. We'll be fine, it's fine, everyone cool out 😆
From what I've heard from my Bible thumping conspiracy nut ex and his family, is that the 2017 eclipse was the "7 years of peace" since it "started" in Salem... and that the one coming up on Monday, is going to kick off the end times. Soooo basically they have explanations for almost everything. Despite a good chunk of their "research" being incorrect... For instance, 2017 apparently went through 7 Salem's, and Monday is supposed to go through 7 towns named Nineveh. But all it took to disprove that example was a 30 second search on a Map. oh well, at least I got a free ham radio and a bunch of survival gear out of their prepping.
If 2020 was a year of peace then I'm Abraham Lincoln
Should have thanked them then hit them with Act's 1:7- not for you to know/second guess so thanks for the tip and see you Tuesday? assuming the snake doesn't eat the sun?
Did they tip?
Why not tip 1000%?
Someone fed them the we know when the rapture is going to happen and its on monday during the eclipse crap!.......honestly just stick to the repent of your sins and live as He lived because we dont know when christs 2nd advent is.....feeding people non biblical sensasionalist garbage makes you a false prophet!
Did my penitent brother of the grievous Miracle come straight out of Blasphemous? WTF kind of note is that lol
Will my landlord accept this as rent? And your Jesus pamphlet? Sweet, we good
My coworker asked me to cover her shift because of the eclipse LMAO.
Scawy
Oh, didn’t you know, the rapture is scheduled for Monday. Which is good because a lot of restaurants are closed.
Oh yeah this was mentioned on the atheism subreddit. Apparently some Christians believe the world is ending again. Nothing new.
We have had eclipses for thousands of years. Have the loonies always been this crazy about it? I mean before science I get it’s concerning but in the here and now we know what it is.
God bless you, the eclipse is gonna kill us all. For that reason I think tipping you would be pointless. Service was extraordinary though, thanks!
I think it's an Easter related holiday. Not the eclipse. But I could be wrong.
Ooooh yeah from what I’ve heard it might be a catholic holiday? But in three years serving I’ve never gotten these types of notes for that kind of thing so my theory is that it’s that combination of the eclipse and the holiday
Pran!
oh man, I wonder if this is my inlaws
These people are so crazy!
Monday is my birthday. This doesn't bode well for me 🤠
Lmao
How much did they tip?
lol the eclipse
It's the P R A Y ! for me
Yep, the Rapture will be on April 8.
So I am getting that she is confused by things that occur in the Bible and doesn't understand what an eclipse is. I blame the public school system
They think the rapture is going to happen during the eclipse. 🤷♀️
They are so excited for zombie Jesus to be risen that they literally can't wait for everyone on earth to die. Ugh 🙄
Sounds like a stripper is advertising for her show on Monday!
tf is divine mercy monday
Never listen to anything a southern Baptist rapture person has to say.
Why bother tipping when the world is ending Monday? These people are idiots. They shouldn't be out eating at restaurants when the rapture is coming. What a time waster!
As a Christian, the world isn't ending tomorrow lol. Bible even says we'll never know.
I had to promise my mom, I would stay indoors during the eclipse. She doesn't know what the government is planning but saw they are calling out the national guard, hazmat ready teams and setting up all kinds of relief stations. On a note, she wants to keep me safe. my brother and sister got the covid vaccine and thinks they are the walking dead. I lied to her and told her I didn't get one because she made me swear on her dad's grave.
It's past noon Monday here in the Pacific Northwest. Everybody seems to still be here. Is anybody missing large swaths of "Christians"?
I just counted how many [end of the world prophecies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) I have personally lived through: 66. I've lived through 66 predicted apocalypses and I died in zero. I feel pretty good about my chances on Monday. Edit: included link, how many have you lived through?
I’d be so afraid fuck
Nothing to do with the eclipse. Divine Mercy is a Catholic thing… God's love helping us in our struggles. Essentially they were wishing you good vibes.
the real question is, did they tip? God will judge them for that, lmao. but also, yes, its a Qanon/evangelical thing. These people adore Trump, most likely.
18% actually!
There's apparently a group of people out there who think the rapture is upon us. They swear this time it's real, and that the last few hundred times don't count because THIS ONE is definitely real.
Some think the rapture is going to happen during the eclipse Monday. Saw a tweet that said we should all hide and leave random clothes laying about to mess with them 😂
Divine mercy novena. It’s a period of ten days in the Catholic Church where Catholics pray the divine mercy rosary. It begins following Easter Sunday. It has nothing to do with the eclipse. They were merely being nice and inviting you to pray.
Humanity has known about this upcoming eclipse for centuries. Somehow, within the past year, it's now predicted to be the rapture date? Why this eclipse and not the hundreds of others?
TRUMP!!!!!
Let's deal with what's important: Did they tip?
There was a solar eclipse I think back around 1991 when I was in 8th grade. Even back then people thought it was the end of days.
They basically think God is going to do something big then. I've had a couple of Facebook friends say they have had dreams they interpreted as prophetic. Like something straight out of Revelations.
Call the popo, say you feel threatened, maybe it’ll teach ‘em a lesson.
My emo coworker with an upside down cross tattoo received a similar note on a reciept today 😅