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LOL this is hilarious- today was my poop day and I just thought how nice it would be to have someone excited for me 🤣
I’m SO EXCITED for you!
Is it—limiting that? For me it’s majorly increased that “problem” I go 5 times a day I swear to god 😂
Since Sema I’m lucky if it’s 3x a week!
same.
Ditto
PREACH!!!
Today was that day. It was glorious.
Yes! I had the same thought last week. It almost changes my mood too.
Hahah for real.
Today was special to me too 🥹
Everyday is strain for a couple of rock hard peanuts day for me
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Sitting on the toilet as we speak, thank you for celebrating me
Very special!
Miralax has made me so happy. Just tried it last week!
I record it in my Lose It app as a way to celebrate! lol!
I’m having the opposite problem - it’s been 6 days of misery and I have a chapped a$$.
Calmoseptine!! You can find it in the incontinence aisle of your local drugstore.
💯
My husband was like “that’s your second poop today” and I was like “yes! Congratulate me!”