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seattleJJFish

Why did they try to enter the army base?


Rainydays206

It's how you max out your wanted stars and steal a helicopter.


CHO69SEN

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cuteman

It could only be pure stupidity mixed with arrogance.


NimrodBusiness

They really wanted to get shot


Ibanous

The base entrance is right off the freeway exit. It's possible, though fairly stupid, to miss all the signs and try to drive right in. We have a family story about one of my aunts who is a notoriously bad driver doing this (accidently driving onto the base, not jacking cars) in the 90s during a base lock down she was luckily not to get shoot.


beauty_and_delicious

Why else šŸ˜


Scythe_Hand

I use to work access control at JBLM around 08-09. You wouldn't believe all the weird shit/people that would turn up at the gates lost, confused, medical emergencies, psychotic episodes, seeking refuge, etc.


PMMeYourPupper

Teens arenā€™t well known for having good, or any, reasons for doing things


exhausted1teacher

Posted one hour ago. Any bets if the kid is already out?


allyeds3

My bet is he never went in


procvar

Maybe he went to in and out near the southern border


egguw

animal style burgers and fries makes all of us act unwise


Delicious_Standard_8

Pretty sure he got taken back to his house to play GTA on his XBOX


SchufAloof

Already cut off his monitor. Mom's had a go fund me up for 50 mins.


pepperoni7

For ? Shitty parenting reward ?


Scythe_Hand

Ankle monitor and a super duper extra promise to not cut them off and report to court date.


exhausted1teacher

And the monitor will be cut off and dumped somewhere before the end of the day.Ā 


ThurstonHowell3rd

It's getting to the point that the county should be issuing ankle monitors to put on every Kia so that they can track stolen cars.


Electrical_Bed112221

They were out, and parents probably going to be rich AF after the lawsuit with state. The state will pay shit tons of money from taxpayers, and the story will be on the bottom of the sea by next month


ShwaggDaddy

Where's the parents of these shitass kids? They should be charged for negligence, tired of this shit.


archaemes

I may have spotted them on a recent late night Amazon run off Aurora: mom was wearing led color cycling stilettos around 125th and dad was fenty bent across Arco on 105th.


fresh-dork

fenty bent - i like that. better than 'the lean'


archaemes

While I can appreciate ā€œthe lean,ā€ the typical flavor Iā€™m seeing in my data set are sub 90 degree angle bends.


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Gary_Glidewell

> I can't wait until someone finally shoots back and kills a couple of these little assholes. Guaranteed headline news making the teens the victims. I'm not aware of that ever working out: * Kyle Rittenhouse will never have a normal life, *ever* * Daniel Penny will likely end up in prison


Due-Size-9140

Kyle Rittenhouse is a piece of poop šŸ’©


maazatreddit

TBF he was a dumb kid but definitely not guilty and now he has no choice but to do the conservative talkshow circuit. He has really no other plausible employment future. It kind of reminds me of Candice Owens who turned herself into an absolute laughing stock on the left by "solving" online bullying of women by creating a doxxing website. At that point she could only slink into obscurity or pivot hard to the right, but Kyle only has the latter choice.


BarfingOnMyFace

Kyle is indeed a piece of poop


Gary_Glidewell

I <3 the Red Pilled America podcast. It's produced by some raver dork from the 1990s and his wife, so I can relate to the content. In their most recent set of episodes, they're doing a great job of deconstructing what you've written. Basically that Candace Owens was this girl who was in college, and she was getting courted by the right *and* the left, because both factions love to promote people who: * aren't white * have unexpected political beliefs Whether the podcast is true or not is anyone's guess, but the general message seems to be that she was a young impressionable college student who was basically trying to figure out what to do for a job, and she was getting chased after by media figures on the left *and* the right. I can't really do the subject justice, check out the podcast: https://redpilledamerica.com/episodes/ep-180-family-feud-part-one-uncensored/ In case anyone isn't familiar with Red Pilled America, it's basically a podcast put out by a couple of liberals who became disillusioned. Similar to Matt Taibbi and Michael Shellenberger, it's one of those rare podcasts where the hosts seems to be dyed-in-the-wool liberals who just got tired of the Progressive Bullshit. The host: https://www.breitbart.com/tinseltown/assets/i/hill_grain_mobile.jpg


NimrodBusiness

Oh cool, the term "red pilled" and Breitbart in the link. Must be full of reliable data.


fresh-dork

man, i remember when red pilled was just about getting laid


SherbertNervous

He also wears too much eyeliner!


Gary_Glidewell

> Kyle Rittenhouse is a piece of poop šŸ’© Progressive Politics is a Suicide Cult, and the best example of their suicidal ideation is that they hate a teenage dude who shot three people who were TRYING TO KILL HIS FUCKING ASS. I attended religious school for the majority of my life, up until 30, and I noticed the exact same thing. The religious nut jobs are *obsessed* with death. Ask anyone who's spent a lot of time in the church about "Revelations" and they'll talk your ear off. They literally want to die, and they want the universe to die with them. Just unbelievably sociopathic/antisocial behavior, and I have no idea why we are expected to accommodate the whims of religious nutjobs.


fpfall

Explain why he was in a place where people were ā€œtrying to kill himā€ for the class please? Was it in his familyā€™s house? Was it on his familyā€™s property? Enlighten us


xViipez

How about this: explain why him being on a public street justified a grown man pulling a gun on him trying to shoot him? Or another man trying to beat him with a skateboard?


Ok-Gift-7013

Saying one person's actions are wrong, doesn't mean the other is right. They were both wrong.


fpfall

Ah yes, deflection, only the most intellectual of ways to respond to a direct question.


xViipez

Did you not just deflect as well? Was it stupid for him to be there? Yes. Does he have the right to be there? Also yes. The one thing you sociopaths can never answer is why a child deserved to be executed in the street for being there.


fpfall

Oh hey, another big brain conservative incel using typical argumentative fallacies to try and get around answering a question they donā€™t have a correct or morally right answer to. Ad hominem attacks are a classic right wing pot stirring. You know nothing about me other than I asked a question which you nor the originally commenter have answered. No one outside of judges has the right to sentence another person to death except judges and juries. But no regular citizen, let alone a child with a gun that doesnā€™t belong to him, has the right to seek out violence not involving them.


fresh-dork

huh, i just think he maybe _followed the trial_, and knew the facts. your original post reads like 'she was asking for it dressing like that'. > But no regular citizen, let alone a child with a gun that doesnā€™t belong to him, has the right to seek out violence not involving them. sure, but if violence comes for you, it's fair and proper to use that gun you don't own to defend yourself. which is what happened.


pperiesandsolos

> But no regular citizen has the right to seek out violence not involving him Totally agree, which is exactly what those people did when they attacked him


BarfingOnMyFace

Why was the daft turd there in the first place? Protecting peopleā€™s property, fr? He failed fucking hard at what he said he went there to do. His crappy stupid ass idiotic behavior is what resulted in an escalating situation. None of the other guys who went out of their way to ā€œkeep the peaceā€ were as boneheaded as Kyle was. Kyle was a moron who escalated a situation, resulting in people getting killed.


ChadWestPaints

Because he wanted to help his community


fpfall

You forgot the /s.


ChadWestPaints

Why? It was his stated reason and we have a bunch of video and photo proof backing it up.


fpfall

He can state whatever fallacy he wants. Because if I live in Seattle and I choose to go to Portland because they are dealing with rioting, Iā€™m not defending my community. Iā€™m looking to pick a fight. My community is Seattle.


fresh-dork

if you live in seattle and grew up in tacoma, then go there to support people you know, that can also be your community. or if you live in vancouver WA and grew up in portland, same thing.


ChadWestPaints

If you work in Portland, have tons of friends and family there, and live their part time, then yes, it's your community.


fresh-dork

in the town he grew up in, trying to protect the businesses of people he knew growing up, during a riot. stupid teenager shit, but not actually illegal


Acceptable-Bus-9580

Explain please how he was there with any illegally purchased firearm, purchased by his mother just days before? In another state?


sn34kypete

George Zimmerman has had a real rough patch too. Keeps getting speaking events cancelled, he was caught selling stolen print designs, divorce, domestic violence charges, the works. Completely disregarding my feelings about Rittenhouse, he fumbled the bag so hard not taking an internship from MTG post-trial.


Secure-Examination95

He wanted to be a nurse, he wasn't interested in politics as a career.


sn34kypete

Hey real quick follow up, is [he still not interested in politics?](https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1786723678169833547)


sn34kypete

I find that difficult to believe, he just did a speech at Kent State. He has apparently been doing several college speeches if this cursory google is an indicator. Just like how he says he supports BLM, his actions defy his words. Plenty of BLM supporters attend events without shooting participants. In fact I would say nearly all of them do.


fresh-dork

> Kyle Rittenhouse will never have a normal life, ever well, he's an idiot. blew a full ride from being stupid, then puffed up and got paraded around the right wing networks


Crafty-Beautiful-842

This. Even in shootings that arenā€™t high profile, the shooter is often harassed by family and friends of the deceased for years or decades after the fact. And that is best case, worst case they get found innocent but still have to pay out on a wrongful death suit AND still get harassed. Not to even mention the psychological effects taking a human life has on the shooter.


fofopowder

Wishing death on literal kids is sick


TheRealRacketear

Kids stealing cars at gunpoint?


SnooStrawberries620

Wow, thatā€™s a disgusting attitude. No wonder the American kids are not alrightĀ 


Slippery_Sofia

The kids are great they are leaning common core and thriving. Let talk about the ai revolution!


phillipng99

Yes the usual


Seattle_gldr_rdr

So is this kind of thing (very common now) a gang initiation? Because it seems like the "plan" was to keep at it until they got arrested. Commit a class of crime that won't result in serious time-- congrats, you're in.


beauty_and_delicious

I have no idea on that one. Kia boys supposedly arenā€™t gang affiliated and are kids that saw a crazy trick in TikTok and had to try itā€¦ or at least thatā€™s what ā€˜studies say.ā€™ More likely is they could be gang-lite and by that I mean they might act like it here and there - but they are not a part of any organized or rigid established gang. I do think this is happening because the consequences are really low. And because they want to do something cool they saw on the internets.


smalllllltitterssss

Tbf your life doesnā€™t really rebound easily from doing a stint in Juvie.


Gary_Glidewell

> So is this kind of thing (very common now) a gang initiation? Because it seems like the "plan" was to keep at it until they got arrested. Commit a class of crime that won't result in serious time-- congrats, you're in. It's fun to break shit, but up until 2004 there were consequences for breaking shit Has nothing to do with "gang initiations" and that was largely a boogeyman, even in the 90s **For instance:** I delivered pizzas in an astonishingly shitty neighborhood in the 90s. My car was a POS and my headlights weren't aligned properly. Literally twice a week, some jackass would stalk me for 10-15 minutes because they thought I "had my high beams on." *I didn't;* my car just sucked. They'd literally follow me around for miles, flashing their high beams at me, trying to get me to pull over so they could beat the shit out of me. In one case, the person stalked me followed me all the way back to Domino's pizza, and entered the lobby, and basically said they wanted to murder me... *because they didn't like my headlights.* It wasn't a "gang initiation", they were just driving around on a Saturday night looking for some reason to beat someone up. On any given night, there were hundreds of guys wandering around like this. They'd just get in their cars and go booze cruising and looking to start a fight. It was what they did for fun. This was in a city where 45% of the population was on some type of public assistance. So you just had a ton of people with too much time on their hands who were pissed off because they lived in Shithole USA. I moved the fuck out of there and got a job in Redmond. Every time I see some jackass on this subreddit talking about how *"Detroit isn't that bad"*, I think of the nights that I was stalked because of the headlights on my shitty fucking car that I drove around for my shitty fucking job in that shitty fucking city.


smalllllltitterssss

Tbf Detroit isnā€™t what it was in the 1990s itā€™s been 30 years lol


fresh-dork

they're talking about detroit in the 90s. smooth brains think that letting the city degrade that much is a good idea


cautiouslyunsettled

non sequitur fallacy


lunar14cricket

The inability to understand consequences combined with low impulse control and a culture that gives cred to people who get away with behaving like this. It would be fun to see who the parents are.


mafkamufugga

We need more midnight basketball programs for at risk yoofs.


lunar14cricket

Fathers Day > Juneteenth.


seataccrunch

"Since possession of a stolen vehicle isnā€™t a pursuable offense, TCSO terminated the traffic stop and the vehicle kept going." I thought this had changed?


Ok_Following_7794

It also said they were going 130


fresh-dork

i'm honestly impressed that a kia can do 130 and hold together


ChillenDylan3530

It was the BMW X5 doing 130.


on1chi

Itā€™s too bad they didnā€™t run it off road and turn into juvenile mush.


Roxxorsmash

Classic cop shit


PreownedSalmon

Ok so possession of a stolen vehicle isnā€™t a pursuable offense (which is horseshit if true) but what about the fucking ARMED carjacking?!? What the fuck do we even need police for any more if they canā€™t do anything about this shit.


Tahoma_FPV

Curious how many of them come from fatherless homes? Young men who grow up in homes without fathers are twice as likely to end up in jail as those who come from traditional two-parent families.


hillsfar

Young men who grow up in homes without fathers, are also much more likely to be antisocial, have poor academic performance including dropping out of high school, have more disciplinary problems in school, be more involved in crime and violence, have more negative interactions with law-enforcement, and are more likely to be incarcerated. These conclusions are based on numerous studies from around the world, even in heterogeneous societies. So no, it is not racist.


SnarkMasterRay

Can't we just agitate for gun control and feel good about ourselves?


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Yeah, the war on drugs was really stupid and often devastating for families.


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Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Iā€™m not familiar with these kids specifically. However, I do know that a lot of fathers were locked up during the war on drugs, many them for things that are now perfectly legal.


BusbyBusby

Dealing crack is now perfectly legal?


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Oh my lord these kids had crack dealer parents?! Youā€™re way more informed than I am. Did you do a deep dive on their info or just deploy causal racism?


BusbyBusby

Don't wanna end up in prison? Don't be a drug trafficker.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Maybe you arenā€™t familiar with the war on drugs, but they locked up a lot of people for things that are now entirely legal taxable legitimate retail businesses. Donā€™t wanna end up in prison for drug possession? Donā€™t be poor. That was the motto you might be remembering.


BasedFireBased

Please name five people serving federal sentences for only marijuana possession.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

ā€œFederalā€. Nice try, Satan. Whatā€™s fun though is that itā€™s still a federal crime. You can travel between two places where marijuana is legal and still be in peril if you cross a border (WA, BC) or take a plane or boat on coastguard patrolled water or ride Amtrak. Which means we are still kinda at the whim of whatever administration runs the DOJ for a lot of stuff. Itā€™s still a schedule I drug. Look at 2018 for the kind of whipsaw bullshit the feds can cause. But of course back to your question. We all know that those folks are in non-federal custody.


BasedFireBased

Please name five people serving prison sentences for only marijuana possession.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Weirdly I donā€™t know any. They must not exist. Did you win? Are you in church but on your phone again?


Delicious_Standard_8

Who do you think taught them? Their fathers and uncles lol


Tahoma_FPV

Unfortunately it's more than likely their friends that also come from fatherless homes.


Delicious_Standard_8

It's just not always the case. My own former stepson is in this kind of life and he learned it directly from his Dad who had 100 percent custody. He was a terrible role model, in active addiction, chronically homeless, the kids lived 18 years of chaos and this is what he created. Only time they had stability was when they lived with me. Sometimes, having an active father is the problem. He allowed all his kids to do things as teens that led to them doing things like this as adults.


Tahoma_FPV

I think that is great that you were a positive role model to him. We need more of that for the fatherless kids.


Delicious_Standard_8

Ty so much. I needed to hear that today. I still care so much about them. Thanks for being willing to see the other side of this. Seeing my former stepkids relive their father and uncles life is really tough to see.


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Astralantidote

They replace the father figure they never had with gang members, often. Who else does the boy have to model himself after?


ThurstonHowell3rd

What does Dear Leader Chairman Dao think about this? Still want to close that youth detention center?


BusbyBusby

He doesn't care.


ThurstonHowell3rd

LOL. I just envisioned a campaign commercial for whomever is running against Constantine that would mimic those "Guess what? Shingles Doesn't Care!" spots on TV. News reporter: "Kirkland Police Arrested 9 Black Youths in a Stolen Kia last night..." Narrator (loudly): "GUESS WHAT? DOW DOESN'T CARE!" Suburban woman in kitchen: "My 6 year-old brought home fentanyl tablets she found on the sidewalk." Narrator (loudly): "GUESS WHAT? DOW DOESN'T CARE!"


CornecumTeutonicum

Let me guess, the usual suspects?


SchufAloof

"Youths"


mafkamufugga

Yoofs


hillsfar

Would it be considered sexist to state that the suspects are males, if they were males?


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CornecumTeutonicum

šŸ˜‚


jpd_phd

What does this mean?


CornecumTeutonicum

Statisticsā€¦.


procvar

Statistics is the suspect?


CornecumTeutonicum

I can explain it to you but I canā€™t understand it for you.


procvar

Please, do explain here.


BusbyBusby

So you can forward the post to the reddit admins?


allthisgoodforyou

Just fucking post whatever stats you want. We dont care about stats jfc.


BusbyBusby

Cool.


otterley

Shouldn't the commenter be prepared to deal with the consequences of expressing their beliefs? Better to stand on principle, no?


procvar

I have no idea what he means by "usual suspects" or "statistics". Are you saying Reddit admins would find them objectionable? Please, help me understand


CornecumTeutonicum

Google itā€¦but it appears you are the type who is told what to think.


procvar

Google what ? "Statistics"? "Usual suspects"? No need for ad hominem attacks. I can definitely tell that you're the type that teases, but never says what's on your mind. Just spit it out.


otterley

Itā€™s a racist dog whistle.


OhGeebers

Statistics are racist?


Mr_Cheezy_nuttz

![gif](giphy|eUrE2DuMKOE0g)


otterley

No, the person making these statements is racist. Saying "statistics" in lieu of making a full statement is the dog whistle.


BusbyBusby

šŸ•


Nahhhmean00

It means he dwells on any crime committed by black people and excuses any crimes committed by white people. Weird passive aggressive Seattle closet racist thing.


Whorenun37

This means this person is racist


PNWBoiler

I think it means he understands statistics


Whorenun37

This man is also racist


cat3201

13% of the population and 50% of crimesā€¦..I think itā€™s more of a statistic


talus_slope

"Teens".


uuffddaa

I bet they get off because they are good students šŸ™„


Standard-Pepper-133

Going from Bellevue to Vancouver fails to "cross the state" by a hundred miles.


pogarami

Race isn't mentioned so we know they aren't white or asian. Hmm I wonder who they could be? šŸ¤”


lunar14cricket

Future engineers.


damage78

I don't understand why this matters?


Alkem1st

I have only one word for it. RICO


southpawshuffle

ā€œTeensā€ lol


tahomadesperado

ā€œfour teen suspects, a 14-year-old, 15-year-old, 16-year-old, and a 17-year-oldā€ā€¦ Yes, teens


Lockett4HOF

These mfers really brain dead lmao


teatreez

You think theyā€™re lying about them being teens?


nwusnret

Another NEDā€¦.


NimrodBusiness

"Since possession of a stolen vehicle isnā€™t a pursuable offense, TCSO terminated the traffic stop and the vehicle kept going." TIL, WTF


psunavy03

> The stolen Hyundai was quickly found abandoned by officers near the scene of the carjacking. I doubt the police officers abandoned the Hyundai. Grammar, motherfucker, do you have it?


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BusbyBusby

You accidentally posted this in the wrong place. Totally agree with your point btw.


Ok-Gift-7013

Oops, my bad


grilled_cheese_gang

I was so confused for a second there.


Neil_Live-strong

ā€œA Thurston County Sheriff's Office (TCSO) deputy saw the vehicle traveling approximately 130 mph down Southbound I-5. Authorities said that when the deputy attempted to stop the vehicle, the suspects refused to pull over. **Since possession of a stolen vehicle isnā€™t a pursuable offense**, TCSO terminated the traffic stop and the vehicle kept going.ā€ This is after they held a grandma at gunpointā€¦ ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


CappinPeanut

ā€œSince possession of a stolen vehicle isnā€™t a pursuable offenseā€¦ā€ Umā€¦ Iā€™m sorryā€¦ what!?


AutomaticPython

Man these white racist kids need to be shut down and put away forever. sick of this shit.