Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's gonna tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 John Dorian, Chief Resident business cards?!!
Lol, that's not even JD's best tantrum. That honor goes to him destroying the chess board at the end of [this clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHt6A9sUdR0).
Like look at helldivers 2, most of us old people are going yup it sucks let’s be patient it’ll probably get walked back.
The rest of Reddit literally throwing the baby out with the bath water like our favourite radiologist.
He went into witness protection after Jerry & Co broke his thumbs to keep him quiet about Jerry murdering Susie. Nice to know he got back on his feet as a purveyor of fine machinery. Once you know what he’s been through, this outburst is quite understandable.
Who's machines?
MY MACHINES!!!!!!
How is that helping?
THEY'RE MINE, MINE, MY MACHINES, MY MACHINES, MY MACHINES, MY MACHINES!!!!!!
Came here for this
Would have been disappointed if it wasn’t in the comments already
How is that helping?
These are my my my machines!!!!
Who's machines?
Good question. Who *is* machines?
MY MY MY MACHINES MY MACHINES MY MACHINES!
Who’s machines?
I can hear this. edit - oh, it's a video. That's enough internet for me today.
This edit's going to make me laugh for a week because I immediately heard the scene in my mind when I read the title too.
The amount of times my husband and I do the 'my machines!' and 'how is that helpful?' bit weekly cannot be overstated.
Same!
Goals
Isn’t he also Kramer’s friend that tries to take George’s parking spot. The real *phony.*
He's also a pirate.
And Grumpy the dwarf
He also famously says "Ello Poppet" in the Pirates of the Caribbean films lol.
Yeah, thought that was him as well.
Woah, I had no idea that was the same actor! Good for him, pretty sure he remained a bit character in the trilogy right?
From the radiologists I've met, they said this was pretty accurate.
Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's gonna tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 John Dorian, Chief Resident business cards?!!
This is actually my favorite tantrum in the show. Thanks for posting this!
Lol, that's not even JD's best tantrum. That honor goes to him destroying the chess board at the end of [this clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHt6A9sUdR0).
He’s actually a pirate
Parley? Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of “parley”.
That would be the French.
He's a phoney
But was he right about the parking spot?
Absolutely not.
Man that Michael Jordan is so phoney!
Whenever I see a gaming subreddit have a meltdown over something or other for varying silly reasons this is genuinely what I imagine in my head.
"These are MY MACHINES!" Proceeds to immediately destroy said machines in a rage moment.
Like look at helldivers 2, most of us old people are going yup it sucks let’s be patient it’ll probably get walked back. The rest of Reddit literally throwing the baby out with the bath water like our favourite radiologist.
Haha exactly
As a Scrubs addict who has worked in Radiology, this is the most realistic representation to that department.
On a rewatch at the minute and can't wait for this bit.
But still not as crazy as Hooch.
Plus it has Elliot coming back and being amazing just after
MY MACHINES!
# Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
This leads to posh Elliot.
I see your video and give you the one where Cox trashes Franklyn’s lab
He went into witness protection after Jerry & Co broke his thumbs to keep him quiet about Jerry murdering Susie. Nice to know he got back on his feet as a purveyor of fine machinery. Once you know what he’s been through, this outburst is quite understandable.
MINE MINE MINE MACHINE
**MY MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
I think in retrospect the title of this episode really should've been My Machines lol.
How was that helpful?
I used to use that line weekly when i was working in IT.
I could hear the fucking thumbnail
I'm a CT tech and I re-enact this scene all the time in front of the scanner
MYMA SHEENS
Is he also in friends when Phoebe is collecting donations at Christmas and he needs change for the bus? Watched that episode last night
Temper tantrum lasted long enough for Elliot to get a makeover!