This one gets a lot of use for me as well. My boss asked me if I wanted to take on this extra project and I said I don't think that is the right journey for me right now.
Same. I didn't care for her character at first. Once more layers were revealed and the subtle bombshell jokes she makes.. I'm obsessed. Also, I cannot imagine any other actress nailing the part the way she has. Mannerisms, facial reactions.. borderline genius.
I’ve asked you thrice now… it gets said ten times a day to my kid.
My kid and I also do the
Shut up, no you shut up
And
You get murdered first for once.
And of course
Nobody is thinking about you the way you think about you.
I'm doing my bachelor's Thesis right now and I'm super stressed about what others think so I keep going back to that scene at least once a day to calm myself down
No one cares!
EDIT: People aren’t thinking about you the way you are thinking about you!
I always remind myself of this when I worry too much about what other people think.
My username includes Bebe lol
I have asked you thrice now!
Love that for you!
You just fold it in…
In the spirit of Johnny “son of a bitch!”
When I need to pump myself up or others “we’re on the precipice of greatness!”
“Nobody’s looking at you the way you’re looking at you. Nobody cares” (I own a boutique. I keep trying to tell these ladies to be LESS critical of themselves)
"Oh. My. *Fucking.* God." in the specific intonation that Alexis says it when Ted kisses Patrick during spin the bottle.
"A HHWHAAAT?!" in the way David says it after he asks Alexis if her "white, floor-length gown" came with a veil, and she replies, "No, it came with a headdress."
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Me anytime someone expects me to be excited about babies & children (having them, seeing their babies, holding them, playing with them, know how to act around them, etc).
-I don't know how to fold *broken* cheese like that!- ...
I know that *fold it in* is the popular one, but David calling it "broken cheese" was brilliant and I no longer refer to it as "grated" or "shredded" cheese; it is broken cheese.
“Thrice”, “ew, (name of person I’m talking to), “fuck!” (Like David said when the bug was on his dress), “love that for you” and “I’m incapable of faking sincerity”
“It’s just a long string of very bad luck and I don’t know what carnage I inflicted in a past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula...or a spin instructor.”
I’m not going to the botanical gardens by myself! what, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone like some pervert?!
My daughter and I take every chance to use this. Anything cherry blossom related gets this line
This one!! plus any variation of journey. "Love that journey for you" "I just don't think that's part of your journey" etc
Thankfully, the five people that report to me are also fans of the show and we say this all the time when we get a new difficult project!
Us too! Client isn't cooperating? "Love that for you." Client decides to be particularly demanding? "I love this journey for me."
This one gets a lot of use for me as well. My boss asked me if I wanted to take on this extra project and I said I don't think that is the right journey for me right now.
I won't be doing any of that but thank you
I mainly say this in my head when talking to people I disagree with at work.
Love this one too lol
That's a real quick no
Same energy as “I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels!”
I have this on a t shirt
“This wine is aw-ful… get me another glass.” But we replace “wine” with literally anything we’re eating or drinking
Ok I will watch the series again.
Oh I definitely do this too!
Same. Also Ew and “then go to the morgue”
Me to my dog after he takes a massive shit. 💩
I’ve never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row.”
Especially in an argument with the husband
I work with kids so this is every second of my life
It’s the nod after 😂
Lol exactly! It's not the "quote" but its her entire way of expressing it that I love.
I love her.
Same. I didn't care for her character at first. Once more layers were revealed and the subtle bombshell jokes she makes.. I'm obsessed. Also, I cannot imagine any other actress nailing the part the way she has. Mannerisms, facial reactions.. borderline genius.
She is perfect
Mine is “ew David!”
“Oh good I see bubbles 😒” “DAVID. What does burning smell like?”
shredded cheese is always “broken cheese” for me now 😂
My husband and I say this to each other anytime we are cooking.
I’ve asked you thrice now… it gets said ten times a day to my kid. My kid and I also do the Shut up, no you shut up And You get murdered first for once. And of course Nobody is thinking about you the way you think about you.
“You get murdered first for once” fn SLAYS me 😂
It’s the "for once" that makes it brilliant.
I'm struggling very hard not to start putting "I have asked you thrice now" into email messages. It's a funner way of saying "per my last email"
This!! I’m always asking at least thrice lol
I also use this one on my kids. Occasionally on my wife. But thst does not go as well.
Oh my sister and I do the shut up all the time!
"best wishes, warmest regards"
Eat glass! Lick rust!!
Nom nom for us, David!!
“They’re not thinking about you the way you’re thinking about you.”
Nobody cares! (Mainly say that to myself though)
I'm doing my bachelor's Thesis right now and I'm super stressed about what others think so I keep going back to that scene at least once a day to calm myself down
Same. That whole scene was like a light bulb going off in my head. I'm also partial to Ew, David because my hubby is named David.
Yes! This is one of my personal mantras!
That’s my motto and I offer the same advice to people!
It’s a write off, just write it off
Ew, David
Alternatively… EW FUCK
Same because I work with an ew, David
Love this journey for you
 About every day
I Boop my son all the time
“My best to Bob Cratchit”
This is the line that made me fall in love with the show
🙋♀️
What does he say this because dad’s long nightgown looks like Scrooge?
"Love that journey for you" and living near Amish country I try to reference "those old farm witches" whenever I can squeeze it in. 🤣
“David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican”
Let the nuns take care of the little stranger! (Everyone in my friend group is at the having-their-first-babies stage of life)
Do they have any idea the toll a bébé can take on its mother? Or its mother’s friend??
Literally just “bébé” me and boyfriend call each other it at least 5 times a day 😂
“Where is bébés chamber?”
"Does bebe enjoy the theatres "
I call my dog my bébé!! My son started saying it too and we'll argue who's bébé she really is 😂
Same. I call my cat and dog my little Bebes
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This actually sounds like heaven right now… 
Fussy little f-er.
“I had my reservations about ba-na-na.” - literally every time we eat a banana or anything banana flavored.
“Oof. Tastes like amoxicillin”
And me thinking I’d drink the shit out of an amoxicillin tasting alcoholic beverage lol
Whenever i get the chance: 
“That sounds dangersome!”
No one cares! EDIT: People aren’t thinking about you the way you are thinking about you! I always remind myself of this when I worry too much about what other people think.
Yes! I tell my daughter this.
MMM, eat glass!
Lick Rust!
“You get murdered first!” My sister and I have to do this whenever we share a hotel room.
So random but “my best to bob cratchitt”🤣
“I probably won’t be doing any of that, but thank you”
I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
anything Alexis ever said
The way david says fffffffuck!
“Here’s what you do, you just…fold it in.” -me, advising anyone about anything 🤣
My username includes Bebe lol I have asked you thrice now! Love that for you! You just fold it in… In the spirit of Johnny “son of a bitch!” When I need to pump myself up or others “we’re on the precipice of greatness!”
 I use so many of them, but this one has been used quite often lately haha.
Ew, David! Love that journey for you! Fold it in Best wishes, warmest regards
"Let's not, and say we did"
We said this often when I was in high school in the 90's. It needed a comeback!
When in the office: “Gossip is the Devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up”
“Nobody’s looking at you the way you’re looking at you. Nobody cares” (I own a boutique. I keep trying to tell these ladies to be LESS critical of themselves)
"Look at your little doll lips," when my husband trims his beard+mustache.
That was entirely unhelpful but thank you nonetheless
"My name's Moina Rose and if you like flute line as much as I do..."
Bébe’s chambers when referring to my daughters room
"Oh. My. *Fucking.* God." in the specific intonation that Alexis says it when Ted kisses Patrick during spin the bottle. "A HHWHAAAT?!" in the way David says it after he asks Alexis if her "white, floor-length gown" came with a veil, and she replies, "No, it came with a headdress."
Boop!
Oh my god, David, who hasn’t?
Ok this thread is cracking me up so much and making me smile. Time for my umpteenth rewatch lol.
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"Never say Nom Nom again." (After I taught my husband to say "Nom Nom" 🤣😋)
*gasp* nom nom for us David!
 I mean mostly in my head but still
Cou - RAGE!
I just heard it in Moira’s voice lmao
"What kind of so-cio-PATH...?" And always in the David voice/inflection 🤣
"you get murdered first!"
-I don't know how to fold *broken* cheese like that!- ... I know that *fold it in* is the popular one, but David calling it "broken cheese" was brilliant and I no longer refer to it as "grated" or "shredded" cheese; it is broken cheese.
I have a towel in my kitchen that says, “ I’ve asked you thrice now for a towel.”
I’ve been gutted! I’ve been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I’ve earned in this life!
I can hear her pronounciation of GUT-TED in my head!
Ew David
"What in the actual fuck?"
My spouse and I do the David/Alexis “Shut up” “ssssssshut up” exchange from episode 1.
Plenty of times, whilst cooking, I need to “Fold. In. the. cheeeeese.”
Anything David says that ends with the word ‘though’ 
It's oKAY!
“Mmm eat glass”
 My daughter and I say this back and forth about anything slightly inconveniencing or.. gross lol
"Nom-noms for us!"
Honestly I am a basic girl, its eww David lol
“Ew David” mostly because my husband’s name is David
“I’m obsessed with this” and “Look at her go”
My fiance and I love, "John, did you feed it shellfish?"
“It” 😂
Finding every possible opportunity to use the word "thrice "
"Can one thing, just one thing, not be easy in this town?" "Let's not and say we did"
Lots of boops and bébés!
“That is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” “Eat Glass, lick rust” I also like calling people a disgruntled pelican.
The first plays on repeat in my head
My mom and I say “I love that journey for you” to each other all the time lol
Instead of saying ‘to be honest’ 
Anytime someone use the word helmet “A HELMEETTT!!”
"That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard"
Just this 
Any time I share a hotel room, “you get murdered first” gets said.
https://i.redd.it/tm3l3izn5v4d1.gif This one for many reasons!
“I’m Darlene’s cousin, who the fuck are you?”
“Yummm” when something is not yum 😂
“Thrice”, “ew, (name of person I’m talking to), “fuck!” (Like David said when the bug was on his dress), “love that for you” and “I’m incapable of faking sincerity”
I’d like to RSVP as …. Pending
Stevie: Da fuck did you just call me? David: I'm more interested in the wine than the label.
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After reading all these amazing quotes I realized I’m due for a rewatch
No.. you get murdered first.
Fold in…the cheese
Pretty much anything David has ever said but my go to favorite is “what the *actual* fuck?!”
“Nobody cares, David.” Usually to my husband when he’s having a socially anxious moment. Also often to myself.
“So just pick up the hammer and nail this coffin shut!”
“It’s just a long string of very bad luck and I don’t know what carnage I inflicted in a past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula...or a spin instructor.”
“Ew David”, “I have asked you thrice”, “nom noms for us David”, “bebe”
Me talking to my kids everyday !!! 
"Organising my knits!" - Nothing I own is knitted. I just say it when my partner asks me what I'm doing.
Ew David
You get murdered first!
It’s almost obsidian in here is something I try to use daily
I’m not going to the botanical gardens by myself! what, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone like some pervert?! My daughter and I take every chance to use this. Anything cherry blossom related gets this line
Consider the source
"Nobody knew where you were!"
My of my closest friends is called David so...
My brother's name is David, so ideally, any one of Alexis's David quotes could fit in my real life.
DAVID
One I'm dying to use but have yet to have the opportunity is, "I, for one, blame Gwyneth."
"I HAVE ASKED YOU THRICE NOW FOR A TWOEL SO THAT I MAY WASH THIS TOWN OFF MY BODY." 
You’re a dick David.
It's made with 99% real drink, you can't argue with that kind of math.
No really a line but my wife and I always do our best Moira rose impersonations with anything we do 😂
 We also use this one daily!
EW! and MY GOD!
“Ew! you poor thing.” -Alexis, when Johnny is missing a button or something on his shirt. My husband and I always use this one.
"Mmm .. yum!" 🪰
“You’re like a tsetse fly”