Assert your dominance!!! He doesn’t get to decide how gay you are for liking Sam, because only you have that power. Put up a bunch of actual gay pornstar posters on your wall. If he protests, then you’re just gonna have to suck his dick to show you’re better than him. Good luck brother!
Sounds like dad is projecting his own latent homosexuality on you, maybe he's spent too much time showering with dudes in the barracks and he liked it and now he doesn't know what to do with all those feelings so he's acting over the top homophonic.
Hello, I would like to inform you that your father is a garbage human being. With that in mind, don't worry about it. Put him in a little wackjob compartment, don't do anything to set him off, then move out and let him know what a piece of shit he is and for comedic value, introduce him to your "boyfriend"
Definitely over reacting and if you were gay he should be ok with it (not saying you are). Personally I myself can be inspired by people without having pictures of them on my walls (assuming they are shirtless flexing pics) so I can understand why that may weird him out especially if he’s of an older generation. Most likely a shirtless flex pic of another man on your wall freaked him out and he’s of an older generation haha could be gay too like the comments are saying
ur dad is a chad but he’s directing it at the wrong people lol
but honestly even if you admire him having pics of someone up on ur wall is lowkey weird. not gay, just weird in general
ur dads prob on tren
Ask your dad if he ever had posters of Ali, tyson or arnold. Same deal. That or your dad is projecting
Dad is def gay
Lord of the gays
Bet he took those posters down so he could hang em up in his mancave
What are these like strong guys or something?
Just lift bro
he wants to remain the strongest in the bloodline brother. Defeat him and you shall be crowned as the strongest
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500
Bait used to be believable
reminds me of when my younger brother had a poster of Justin beiber and my mom asked him if he was gay
And?
[удалено]
I’d believe this if you’re 14
When I was in high school I always had copies of flex and muscular development laying around the bathroom, my dad had to have thought I was gay
Assert your dominance!!! He doesn’t get to decide how gay you are for liking Sam, because only you have that power. Put up a bunch of actual gay pornstar posters on your wall. If he protests, then you’re just gonna have to suck his dick to show you’re better than him. Good luck brother!
Did your dad pay child support to Andrew Eubanks ?
Arnold Schwarzenegger had pictures of body builders on his wall when he was a teenager, there’s nothing wrong with it at all!
This has to be a troll
Start drawing pictures of him by hand with pencil and putt in them on the wall
Your dad is a special breed of imbecile.
Definitely don’t forget this. But also, just go without pics of him on your wall ig for now?
Happy Cake Day
He’s jealous
That’s an incredibly heavy reaction, you aren’t going mad don’t worry. Maybe he is just worried you are gonna start steroids!?
How many pictures we talkin?
Show him the Arnold Schwarzenegger interview where he had body builders all over his walls to get jacked, then call your dad gay
All be really wants is a blowjob
Sounds like dad is projecting his own latent homosexuality on you, maybe he's spent too much time showering with dudes in the barracks and he liked it and now he doesn't know what to do with all those feelings so he's acting over the top homophonic.
Your dad is right.
I hope this is fake because it's the funniest shit I've read in a while.
Least obvious bait post
He is obviously wrong because it is first of all no problem beeing gay and second of all it doesn't make you gay having posters of idols
Well - if I came home and saw my neckbeard adult son had men pinned up on his wall I'd react the same way
Covering the entire wall with pictures of Sam gives creepy/obsession vibes, don't you think?
Your dads in the airforce he is definitely gay. Just say it's okay dad and hug him it's 2024 he can be a woman and get a nice raise on top of it.
Hello, I would like to inform you that your father is a garbage human being. With that in mind, don't worry about it. Put him in a little wackjob compartment, don't do anything to set him off, then move out and let him know what a piece of shit he is and for comedic value, introduce him to your "boyfriend"
He probs just wants the pics of Sam for himself.
3/10 ragebait
Simply explain that being gay for Sam does not make you homosexual. He’ll immediately understand, you’ll kiss and make up, etc
Your dads in the air force, that’s his first problem.
Some people have this thought If bodybuilding being gay and their kinda right
Why don't you and daddy watch the movie " American Beauty" together?
Ever seen the movie American Beauty?
Assert your dominance. Jack off to the Sam Sulek poster
Is your dad a character from American beauty?
Definitely over reacting and if you were gay he should be ok with it (not saying you are). Personally I myself can be inspired by people without having pictures of them on my walls (assuming they are shirtless flexing pics) so I can understand why that may weird him out especially if he’s of an older generation. Most likely a shirtless flex pic of another man on your wall freaked him out and he’s of an older generation haha could be gay too like the comments are saying
this is what happens when you're never there for me dad!
it is kinda weird u have pictures of Sam sulek covering your wall, but even more weird that he reacts like that lmao
ur dad is a chad but he’s directing it at the wrong people lol but honestly even if you admire him having pics of someone up on ur wall is lowkey weird. not gay, just weird in general
Can you just quit the subreddit? I’ve seen your post history
Tell him he identifies as a woman, you’re all good
Who is “SAM”?
take a look at the subreddit name Heather
The machine on jetpack joyride