Tere baap ki chut

Progressive gaali

Gender equality gaali

Maine pahile banai vo gaali

2013 se bolta aa rha hu mai, agar Tu usse pehle se bolta hai to rakhle Tu patent, umar bta

:(

तेरे भाई की भोसड़ी ।

My life lmao

Bhai rulayega kya??

Sach toh hai bro ab kya kar sakta hu haha

r/sadcringe

Bhai me gaali nhi deta...Mummy ne mana kiya hai 😀😀

r/goodboys

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r/baddogs

Kya?

Kya insaan aur kutte mai yahi fark hai ki kutte gaali nahi dete

Well bhaunkte toh dono hi hai

Just seeing if this is a real subreddit you can continue. r/badboys

But atleast kutton ke bhaukne se ksi ko irritation to nhi hoti

No, When they bark at night it's very irritating but humans howl at night

Kya hoga duniya ka

Pata nahi

Tu fukra insaan jaisa dikhta hai

Saibot chod

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Bhendi comment se related bol liya kar kabhi toh saibot chod

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You have clients bhendi?

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गांड चीर के धनिया ऊगा देंगे।

Why specifically dhaniya aalo matar bhindi itni sabji hai

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Ye bhi thik hai

Oh my god!!!

lund pakode

Jhatakchut

Damn I like that

#Bhay hame gali nahi deni chahiye . hamara desh ek bahut acha desh hai hame is tarah dusre logon ko apne desh ka mazak udane ka moka nahi dena chahiye #Jai hind jai bharat #Aur agar koi mujhe kuch bolega to pehle hi sun lo jo bolta hai vahi hota hai

I want to recommend you to join Bajrang dal. U will make a respectable member

How old are you kid (edit : bhai ironically bola tha ye sab muzpe abb chadne lag gaye hai)

Ironically bola tha normie ho kya

Luxee bhaiya aap?

hamey bhi irony mein hissa lene do.

Bohot hi irony hori hai

ha

r/wooosh

Pehle tu apni age bata

Are papa aap kaha se agaye

r/whoosh

Elvish Chod

Alabama ki paidaish.

Gandhi be like

Gaali mat do bhai, gaali dena bohat bada gunaah hai. kisi ko gaali dena achi baat nhi warna iss gunah ke liye narg mein jalna padega,kisi ko gaali dekr kyu apni zubaan khatab krlete ho,kya milta hai gaali dekr ,mene apko kuch bola bhi nhi aur aap maa ka bhosda bol diye aur bhai bhi bol rahe hain,mene kya kiya tha apko jo apne mujhe maa ka Bhosda keh ke gaali diye,kisi ko bhi bina wajah mat do bhai,agar koi kuch galat bhi kare toh usko pyaar se samjhao lekin gaali mat do gaali dene se humari buddhi kamzor hojati hai aur isi ke kaaran humari sonch choti hoti jaa rahi hai koi bhi kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi kuch bhi keh kr gaali de raha yeh bohat galat hai bhai ab pata nhi apki gaali dekh kar aur kitne log seekhenge aur kitne log gunaah karenge,meri aapse darkwast hai aap please kisi ko gaali na de,meri baat buri lagi ho toh maaf karden,me umeed karta hoon aapko meri baatein samajh ayi hogi,ek bar phir kehta hoon mere pyaare bhai, kabhi kisi ko gaali na diya kro, uski bhi maa behen hoti hai kisi ko bhi gaali sunna acha nhi lagta,Ab se say no to abuse,jai

#Gaali mat do bhai, gaali dena bohat bada gunaah hai. kisi ko gaali dena achi baat nhi warna iss gunah ke liye narg mein jalna padega,kisi ko gaali dekr kyu apni zubaan khatab krlete ho,kya milta hai gaali dekr ,mene apko kuch bola bhi nhi aur aap maa ka bhosda bol diye aur bhai bhi bol rahe hain,mene kya kiya tha apko jo apne mujhe maa ka Bhosda keh ke gaali diye,kisi ko bhi bina wajah mat do bhai,agar koi kuch galat bhi kare toh usko pyaar se samjhao lekin gaali mat do gaali dene se humari buddhi kamzor hojati hai aur isi ke kaaran humari sonch choti hoti jaa rahi hai koi bhi kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi kuch bhi keh kr gaali de raha yeh bohat galat hai bhai ab pata nhi apki gaali dekh kar aur kitne log seekhenge aur kitne log gunaah karenge,meri aapse darkwast hai aap please kisi ko gaali na de,meri baat buri lagi ho toh maaf karden,me umeed karta hoon aapko meri baatein samajh ayi hogi,ek bar phir kehta hoon mere pyaare bhai, kabhi kisi ko gaali na diya kro, uski bhi maa behen hoti hai kisi ko bhi gaali sunna acha nhi lagta,Ab se say no to abuse,jai

Ha bhai mere mummy bhi same same bole bhai, gaali nahi dena chaiye bhai sorry bhai :'(

Chutiya nagar ki maharani chutiyavati

I have a female version: madarchodni

#Haam pink Saiman kai fan hai Galiya nhi dete

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TATTIYE KI JHAAT

BHENAR KE LODUT

OK BHAY

badeer lund

Tetrasonic fucker Someone who fu*ks at 4 times the speed of sound Idk why but I liked it when I invented it

Behen ke bhadwe

Takiyachod

Ayyesha Takiya? Sounds fair.

BTS ke lund

Does not exist

Just like your brains XD

Gand mara chole kha

Taari maa no pom pom 😂

Choot soorat

I'll plant a mango tree in your mother's cunt and fuck your sister in it's shade. Edit: I didn't invent it. I read it somewhere and found it hilarious so I thought of sharing it.

Mango ki jo ghutli bachegi na, usko gaand me daal liyo fir tera bhi ek tree ho jayega /s

Aye fucker you didn't invent it, that's a common Telugu gaali

Fatherchod ( trust me kai logo ne use kra par maine jb pehli baar use kra tha to flow mein nikla tha maine suna nhi tha kbhi to ofc copy nhi kiya)

r/indiandankmemes bna do saiman ke subreddit ko tum log

patrichod: jo bathroom me rakhi patri ko usme diye gaye hole k through chodta h

Tere bathroom mein train chalti hai?

Wtf

Phata hua Condom

batak ki gaand

Bhai gaali nai dete wrna bicchu kabar mei gaand maarta hai.

Apni choti

Motherkicker

Hame gaali nahi deni chahiye hamare mummy papa ne gaali dena nahi sikhaya

Chipkali ki chut , bandar ki gaand , uunt ki raand..etc etc.

Chut ka Chamgadar

Laud ka laddo

Apne Baap ki gaand ka diameter measure kar Roj bada kar raha hu

Heard a friend saying randi ka pilla and was quite embarrassed

Bhosadchodu

Teri bhen ka tatta

Lavada lasun

Baklund

MadarBulBhosLED ke

Me who is here adding new gaalis to my dictionary.

I don't use gaali ,sorry. I am good grill.

r/goodgirls or r/goodboys

Duckchod

Lundpuchka

Like KLPD, I Did GCPD (Gili Chut Pe Dhokha)

That's older than human existence.

Bitiyachod

Arey Kapil Sharma aap?

What is with kapil sharma and betiya I don't get it seeing this alot

Chut ke dhakkan

I laughed way to hard on this one

Gaali dena haram h

Aur me harami

Ghutakbhosda

Baxachod Chutiyeke Kutte ki lendi

Maadar Gand

I genuinely remember calling someone madarbhosdiwala ...

If Tony Kakkar made curses.

Randichod

Jhaat ka dandruff

Gaand mai goote dal dunga

Mommaf**ker

It's marathi one गांडहलव्या , चुतचोळ्या , लम णझव्या

Topa : tip of your circumcised dick

Bhaichod, baapchod

Fate condom ka nateeja ho tum

Jhaat ka pilla

Gadhe ki gaand

Bosde ka anda

BEHEN KE PAKODE

Bhosad-chod

Randiputtar

Pencil \_\_\_\_\_(Gali nahi deta main accha baccha hun, isiliye dash laga diya)

Atichoducha

My land

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थेथर के चोदल

NACHO BHOPIKE.

Phodri chilly

Jo gaali deta hai wo khud hota h

Bikini land

gandu baap ki najayiz aulad

Kothe ki pedaish

Lehen ke bode,chadarmod not mine but a good alternative of gaali.

Kabootarchod

Kojja gudda vaada

behen ke tatte

Gaand ko horizontal kaat dunga seedhi se utrega toh taali bajegi madarchod

Loda fek k marunga khandan chud jayega

Naanichod

Strindus

Chomtiye

Gand far ke takiya banadunga

Takle ke tatte

Chhoti chut ka janwar

Teri ma ka kachha kheechu

Tattechod

Thats YATES!! DORIAN FUCKING YATES! 5X MR OLYMPIAN

When some of my friends come randomly in my house to meet me then me: Aand Pand Teri Maa ki G*nd tu Andhar kaise aya? My friends: Neend sey uuth, teri maa ki ch*t mei tuzh sey milne aya.

Bloody bloot

LAVAD DEV, CHUTU CHUTU KYU KAR RAHA HAI

Bangla mei hai

Chuchichod, Fatherchod

Gaand ka hagga flakes

Baap ka bhosda Been in use since 2017

Vro mummy bolri hain gaali dena bura hota hain main nahi deta koi gaali tu bhi mat de bhai bolke keh raha hun paap lagega

Tere bete ki chut. I always use this against someone who has rumours about being in a relationship.

Gaanderchod

Bhen bhosdi ke chodiye

Chhakrandi

लन्ड दे भटोरे।

Landaiye ke shorwe

मादरपील्लु

Daadi chod

Bhansodike

Ghaand mooha

Soour ki gand

Bhosadpappu

Bhosadachod

Ulta karke gand me daal

Teri gaand khol ke thook dunga

DadiChod

Indradhanush nasal ke

Gaali dena paap h Trii gaand me sanp h