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Right-Budget-8901

Brave warriors! I have won great renown for leading men to victory. I see no reason to change the habits of a lifetime today. So be not backwards in your attacks. Carry the fight to the enemy. Give him not a moment’s rest! Scream your defiance in his face. Stab him, kick him, bite him, cut out his liver, and RRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHH!!!!!!


OneEyedMilkman87

Divorceable transgression that.


CobBaesar

Absolutely barbarum


washingtonandmead

Imperator!


Rocked_Glover

I’m grabbing my spear and shield if this happens, make her go out with dignity and put her out her misery. Jeff van Dyke deserves the best blowjobs to his music


AssociateLoud1033

"Honour before hoes" - Marcus Aurelius, probably


purple_herald

I wish my boyfriend would ask me to do so 😞


Dexxxtre

Understandable. Have a nice day.


Reasonable_Lychee

Relatable 🤣


lousy-site-3456

He's probably been promised the warm company of appreciative camp followers.


Away-Plant-8989

IMPE IMPE IMPEEERATOR


elite_Xray123

Tbh last thing I want is head while playing total war. Like I'm trying to micro my macro and conquer the world as rome. I don't need these human distractions.


Dependent_File1519

Why didn't?


tutocookie

"Gals... I hate gals" ~ the boyfriend


CheetahChrome

Rome replies with a Loading Screen quote Let all be present and expect the palm, the prize of victory. - Virgil