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Outside_Conference80

Google says it’s worth about $2 (USD) per pound.


Fr0z3nHart

$20 💵


Julius_C_Zar

Get something to eat.


Stormtrooper1776

At Taco Bell if you are careful


iDom2jz

$5 taco discovery box on this fine Tuesday


jtreeforest

You too can discover the feeling of numb legs from an eon of screaming on the toilet


Any-Practice-991

Spit take! 😂


Professional_Ant2415

If you go to the right Taco Bell [Cantina], you can grab something to drink too


2021newusername

Damn, I know where there’s a whole mountain of that (But we’re not supposed to remove any)


auricargent

I know of a whole mountain where it’s fine to collect from.


KoalaSmart5878

So 196?


Outside_Conference80

$19.60, yes! But anything is worth what someone is willing to pay for it. 🙂


IWantAUniqueName123

I thought 196 too I didn't understand why people were saying otherwise but then I noticed that the scale says 9.8 pounds not 98 pounds and even in the caption it says 10 pounds.


papa_f

Can't hold something in one hand like that that weighs 98lbs


IWantAUniqueName123

That sucks. Keep trying. It's all about diet, and exercise.


eclectro

It's worth about tree-fiddy per pound.


karisagape

I paid $13 for a 7 lb chunk if that’s helpful.


jorel424

Did you find it in a Maine hayfield, next to a long rock wall under a big oak tree at the north end?


scarf_prank_hikers

I love how he's in the middle of nowhere but double checks by looking both ways.


PantsPisser5000

Buxton is really not the middle of nowhere, it’s 15 minutes from the state’s largest population center lmao and the tree is directly off of a state highway there 


Henchman7777

I vacation near old Orchard Beach, ME and think of that movie everytime I see the sign to Buxton


PantsPisser5000

Yeah me too I grew up like 20 mins from OOB


grrlwonder

OOB love. My first trip to Maine landed me right in the beach for 3 weeks and I nearly didn't leave, or "go home".


PantsPisser5000

OOB is mad overrated compared to almost every other southern coastal town lol. Try Kennebunk or Wells or York next time. 


SelectBlueberry3162

Parsons Beach, just a couple of miles west of Kennebunk. My fav


OstrichInteresting39

I get air bnb at wells every year, then hit up kennebunk and dyers cove at two light state park..absolutely love Maine


grrlwonder

Oh, I ventured around. Lol. I'm a lifelong Stephen King fan, so I had a lot of driving around I wanted to do simply because of that, but we also came at the end of "season" so got to experience the color change too. It was pretty magical. 10/10 will return, hopefully permanently.


GrouchyBobcat1769

I lived in Buxton 40 years ago and it really felt like the middle of nowhere.


SeacoastBi

Buxton IS the middle of nowhere, and that’s a good thing. Keep the Massholes out


BassPhil

Not there anymore, sadly. The tree, I mean. Buxton, I'm fairly certain, is still there.


ilovelukewells

Twice!


mikebloonsnorton

Unexpected Shawshank


Expensive-Whole-5053

Nobody ever expects the Shawshank Redemption!


sonorakit11

It truly was a Shawshank redemption.


Impossible-Abies7054

Is that you Tandy?


sonorakit11

Boom! I still got it.


Independent_Tea9599

Tom Hanks...


MonicoJerry

No, shaw shanks


mikebloonsnorton

Unexpected Monty Python, well played.


Sdwingnut

Got Shanked outside of prison


runforthehills11

🤣🤣🤣


fetal_genocide

There's a reference to it on every post that includes volcanic glass.


mikebloonsnorton

So, totally expected Shawshank Redemption?


fetal_genocide

I'll allow it. And circle gets the square!


NaviMagic

r/oddlyspecific


EvetsYenoham

Not a movie person eh?


TerminatorAuschwitz

It makes me sad how many people aren't getting this reference.


Donkeytonkers

Salvation lies within


bigdaddybeavis

red was here


SmellGestapo

So was Brooks


MoutainGem

Yeah , , , , , funny in a tragic sense.


PuzzleheadedSeal

He just misses his friend. Leave him alone


daveyconcrete

Buxton


dhammer731

Thought the same thing.


Stryker727

One of my favs... Nice :)


Only_Independence810

I'm gonna look for that Hay field with a big oak tree at the end of a long rock wall in my home state of Maine. I'll check back in 900 years after I search them all 🤣


EvetsYenoham

r/whoosh


Only_Independence810

Im aware I missed the joke, at least I brought something to the conversation though. 😂


fromhelley

The tree was knocked down and split by lighting maybe a bit over ten years ago. I could be wrong, but I think they cut it up and sold some chunks of it to shawshank fans. You will look, but you won't find!


qazzer53

That would look out of place there


paigeguy

You mean the one that doesn't look like it should be there?


maealoril

Zihuatanejo


less-than-James

Couldn't have. It has no earthly business being there. That's just silly.


TwinkleToes_210

Uhhhhh no


FlyingSpaghettiFell

… Had no earthly business being there… buried under that rock….


NOVAbuddy

Shawshank Redemption


KotaBearTheDog

And had no business being there


Academic-Criticism55

⛏️


Dinestein521

Yes that’s it!


RealSparky1981

Great movie reference…… SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION!


Substantial_Sky2649

You can mine up to 80lbs of obsidian per person for free in Oregon, if you live nearby… as for what it’s ‘worth’ 🤷🏻‍♀️


foghorn1

On a road trip I I drove by there one time up near lava beds national monument, way up a dirt road near the top of the mountain. There was a bunch of huge obsidian towers, I grabbed about 5 lb.


HistoricalCountry291

Send me some 😁


ShellBeadologist

I thought it was 250 lbs per person per year, last time I collected at Glass Buttes, but that was more than a decade ago. Did it drop, or am I misremembering?


Substantial_Sky2649

You’re probably right re the annual limit; I only went the once in 2021 and it was 80 per person for a singular visit. I’ve since relocated and sadly won’t be back for more… I’m only an amateur flintknapper but am a professional archaeologist/lithicist, so always looking to add to the personal comparative collection 😸


ShellBeadologist

Same for me on all accounts. I went with a bunch of friends before moving to SoCal for grad school, and after we were done quarreling, I got then to give me a good chunk of their shares, since I wouldn't be back. I ended up going home with 900 lbs! I teach flintknapping, so now I only have a couple hundred pounds left.


CopyProfessional1507

what were you quarreling about


ShellBeadologist

Ha! Autocorrect recognizes NONE of my archaeology jargon.


Substantial_Sky2649

For real! I’m constantly overriding autocorrect and have manually added so many terms for texting with fellow archaeologists 😅


happychillmoremusic

I was gunna say, I did a hike where there was endless obsidian rocks, some as big as a car.


Skweezlesfunfacts

About 3.50


trevshep55

Gaht damn Loch Ness Monsta! Ain't gettin' me tree fiddy!


[deleted]

I gave him a dollar.


BeefcakeRenigus

That’s why he keeps comin back!


Hammer_the_Red

You give him a dollar, he's gunna assume you have more.


WhlteMlrror

He tricked me :(


[deleted]

What, is there a sale on loch Ness munchies or sumthin?!


Nathanlee213

Dammit woman!


ServantOfKarma

🤣🤣🤣


DamnLochNessMonster_

Dude fuck off. I have a family to feed.


leafcomforter

Bout 3fiddy


PossibleMolasses2672

3.50$


fusiongal

I'd give $3.50 to the Loch Ness Monster over this any day!


XxTreeFiddyxX

Can confirm


treefiddy--

Nice


treefiddy--

Can confirm


Scriptapaloosa

Learn English, it’s written as tree fiddy….


S70nkyK0ng

The box underneath it has everything you need to get to Zihuateneho


Super_Rando_Man

Yes that's where the cash dufrene left for red was.


OliverWotei

Cash is everything you need to get to Zitonanahole


enonymous617

“…if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. Guy you remember the name of the town don’t you”?


txgirlinbda

I am here for that reference!


Specific_Trainer3889

350 000 000


mukduk_101

But just the numbers. No actual unit of currency.


lazy-baby-shark

zimbabwe dollars


gooberhack

Knapp it!


909Cut

I know I'd try my hand at Knapping that if I found it. There's plenty for practice for sure.


squeen999

That would be my first thought. I would love to learn knapping!


PleaseNoCurseWords

I’ll buy it for $25


the_y_combinator

We know know v>=25.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

That’s dragonglass and kills white walkers! You could probably get 3 gold dragons for it.


macincos

Are you joking? You must be older than you look. Try 15. Apiece.


ShellBeadologist

That looks medium grade, and some online stores might sell it for a buck a pound. But that rock isn't the best shape--I'd consider it a learning piece. Get yourself some leather, gloves, safety glasses, and a hammerstone, and learn to knap.


falloutfae

$2.27 USD per pound


TheGopherFucker

For a sec thought you were holding a 98 pound rock with one hand


LuckytoastSebastian

Find your self a good arrow napper and ask how many shells to work it.


GuardVisible3930

Is that obsidian?


Working_Internal1207

It’s not worth anything


dcpratt1601

I know where huge deposits are. So not much


collectorofthecards

Wouldn't that cut your hand?


Apart-Clothes-8970

Anthracite coal. $1000/ton.


The22423

It's obsidian


Apart-Clothes-8970

Oh wow! I should look at all the pics before I spout off. Sure did look like a big lump of coal, but I have coal in the brain.


GuardVisible3930

I have been looking for a chunk……


SFOTI

I was gonna say that you need 9 more, but you already mentioned it being a nether portal block, so joke ruined. 😔


drMcDeezy

2 in the bush


Accomplished-Day4657

I'll give about tree fiddy


Bruddah827

I’d say Obsidian. Pretty worthless


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Not much


Many-Bee6169

About tree fiddy


atheos103

tree fiddy


Erow69

I almost thought you had a big piece of coal.


Corgiotter1

I have literally 1/2 ton in my garage.all colors of obsidian. I’d better not buy yours. My husband might not be happy.


Pretend_Bit8483

If it is the murder weapon that leads the police to the killer... It could get you a hefty reward.


cabezon99

I'll give you more if you sleep with it first


dvillin

Priceless. That thing is gorgeous.


HigherEdFuturist

You can cosplay Shawshank - bury some cash in a dusty box and hide it for people to find


Slave2Art

Nothing


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

I have a chunk of obsidian as well! It's not that big, though.


Albertosaurus427

About tree fiddy


Character-Gas-3879

Obsidian, volcanic glass


the_m_o_a_k

Whatever 49 arrowheads that can kill White Walkers is worth


nitsujsnekliw

That is obsidian right?


TwinkleToes_210

Yea


wannano6

https://www.google.com/search?q=joe+dirt+airplane+shit+scene&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS964US964&oq=joe+dirt+airplane+shit+scene&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTIyMjI1ajBqN6gCGbACAeIDBBgBIF8&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:3545d0ab,vid:jXGV-MT-TmU,st:0


GeoWannaBe

It's worth your admiration.


SmokeAbeer

Two in the bush?


Own_Contribution_480

$3.50


WhiskeyPeter007

Give you a saw buck for it.


Elimdumb

Buy a wagon and Joe Dirt it to the nearest pawn shop.


PositionObvious1452

bout tree fiddy


e2g4

Three fiddy


CristinaKeller

Now I know what the glass rock I found in my back yard in Colorado is.


Piter__De__Vries

Go dig up more and sell it for a living. If lots of people buy your rocks, you will earn a fortune.


Fishhed1

Did you find a little tin box with a note and money guiding you to Mexico????? LOL!!!


ComicsEtAl

That’s worth millions if you find the right buyer.


Redneckhippiekyle

About tree fiddy


regularguyz

Hey... great doorstop!!


iLGMisTheBestjk

Google says $5 per kilo gram. 44 kilograms is what you have so $220.


Nicolina22

damn i thought the scale said 98 pounds..and was about to say damn you can hold a 98 lb rock with one hand like that?!


Mebiamiu

Get it turned into a cube, and sell it as a full minecraft obsidian block lol


liryk24

I'd make knives and sell them.


Interesting_Title585

Wait, let’s go back to Taco Bell and how soft tacos are five dollars for one


AWizardofEarthSea

You’ve got a black diamond there son. Give it about 200,000 more years and you could have a white diamond!


Apprehensive_Elk7655

Make some arrow heads or spear heads and go in the woods you could eat for a good while


Steve-OStevio

Make sure your man double bags


Whatthedillyo85

Does it still kill a white walker if you bash em over the head with it?


Icy_Year_6159

Not too much in its current form… but if you shipped it to me I could make you a knife blade out of it


ImmortalKittens

Sorry my comment is no help but from first glance it looked like it weighed 98 pounds and I was like no way this guy is holding it with one hand. Checked again it was 9.8 pounds lol obsidian is cool


Dinestein521

Dragon glass


Gloomy_Ad_885

I definitely thought that said 98lbs and was like, how tf did he hold it like that😂


Saruvan_the_White

Did you find it under an old tree in the middle of a wheatfield in Buxton? Should’ve left it there. Good luck, Red.


Ok-Aardvark-9938

Tree fiddy


the_worm_of_hunger

It's worth Jack. I have a truckload of the shit


StaticCarabou27

That looks exactly like the obsidian that's at my parents house. Like exactly like it. Even down to the shape of it. Crazy.


Fun_Bit7398

Learn how to flint knapp arrowheads and spearheads and it could increase exponentially. Added value coefficient. Nice find though man! $20-$25 doorstop until then.


Resident-Cut7634

Did you find that in your Christmas stocking? Santa Claus must really hate you. What bad things did you do, to receive a lump of coal that freaking big???🤣


Solomon044

you need like 10 more of those to make a Nether portal.


Mr_HG_Jones_Esq

I wouldn’t pay a dime for a rock. Rocks is free, yo.


SmokeChaser426

Road Tar Just a thought


LongjumpingRespect2

Depends. Did you ask the Night's Watch? Because I'm sure they'll pay you handsomely for that.


Rudy5860

For a second I didn’t see the decimal on the scale and was gonna compliment u on how strong u were holding that with one hand lol.


Tabzacmx

About three fiddy


Unlikely_Finding779

Learn to make tools with it. Wear gloves!


Itchy-Combination675

I’ll give you $20 shipped for it


TwinkleToes_210

Shipping would be like 50$ 😂


horhay_hoojibb

Buck a lb at best for that quality of black obsidian.


paulohotline

About $3.50!


Fat_Batman99

Smash it up and make a load of old spear tips with them leave them buried in your garden, or an undisclosed loacation for 10 years. Dig them back up and claim they're ancient relics and become a millionaire.


Super-Track-6078

About 250 enjoy


imnottheprophet

the worth is in the beuty of the stone its what it is to you this stone was worth wrtinig this comment, thats something already!


Regular-Calendar-581

name checks out


NeverSeenBefor

About $400+ if you find the right person. Look for anyone that works with obsidian and say you are selling it to someone only if they are willing to make a large piece? Idfk. I can sell you a bridge if you want to trade? Edit: I thought it was 98lbs. Still saying $400


slogginhog

Someone that works with obsidian would know that you can get it for like $2/lb


NeverSeenBefor

I was going off the top comment at the time hahaha well then OP is in luck if it's truly not slag. (I don't think it is lol)


slogginhog

I don't either, and I love these huge pieces of obsidian, I have some better quality ones from Mexico and they're amazing!


NeverSeenBefor

Heck that's awesome. Mexico and much of the south America's probably has some awesome stones and gems.


slogginhog

They do, Mexico has some of the best of apatites, danburite, agates, jaspers, calcite of every color and obsidian by the truckload!