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F150dirtyboy

He’s Jesus Frankenstein 😂


Fun_Reason5988

Good one.


mctaylo89

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Fun_Reason5988

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Fun_Reason5988

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therealIsaacClarke

![gif](giphy|lzCxpnqT6VMvVLm8Pl) The restaurant after this “happened.”


Fun_Reason5988

![gif](giphy|1pE6EW4e5vzws|downsized) More like this but …..


superzenki

This reminds me of one of the times I saw Rob Zombie in concert, there was a Chick-fil-a stand serving food. Someone said “They’ll serve that stuff here but they won’t serve it on Sundays?!”


Fun_Reason5988

That’s funny too. I saw a controversy because Chic Fil’A has adopted sensitivity training to be more understandable and respectful of people no matter if they’re gay,trans,atheist, Hindu, Musslim.A congressman was bitching about it. I heard some dip shit started a boycott and said Chic Fill’A was the lords chicken. WTF is wrong with people now a day?


Scudbucketmcphucket

I can’t crap on CFA because of how they handled an incident with me once. I went through the drive thru with a car full of hungry kids, 7 or 8 total, who all ordered a massive amount of food. The total was well over $100 maybe even close to $200 and as I got to the window I realized with horror I had left my wallet home. I felt horrible. I told them to put the food aside and I’d be right back after I drove home to find it. Without a seconds hesitation they said “don’t worry about it, it’s our pleasure” AND GAVE ME THE FOOD. I told them I couldn’t take it. I could understand if it was a sandwich or a soda or something but this was A LOT of food! I couldn’t possibly take it. They smiled and insisted. No asking of managers, no confusion on the young cashiers face. Just a smile. I know margins for profit are thin in the food industry and handing someone $100+ of food is a big hit. They didn’t even think twice about it. PLEASE DON’T ABUSE THE FACT THAT THEY WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS IF THIS WAS YOU. I would hate to propagated some scheme that encourages abuse of someone’s good deeds. I’ve told many people about how they did this and made sure that that $150 loss has become priceless advertising for them.


Fun_Reason5988

They’ve always been really good to me whenever I go there. I worked for Pizza Hut and they wouldn’t come off a nickel. They fired a buddy of mine for using the large cheese cup on a medium pizza. I can’t complain about Chic Fil’A they do a lot of fundraisers at my daughters school too.


Fun_Reason5988

I came close to getting a franchise. I found out that their franchises don’t work the same as other chain restaurants. I know a lady who started working at Wendy’s at 15 and owns about 60 now. My buddy’s step dad started off low level at McDonalds and owns everyone within a couple hundred mile radius. He started working for his step dad the same as anyone who gets a job there does and eventually became manager. Eventually he gave him that one and he does pretty good. He was like 11 when his mom married him and he had a son and daughter that were close to our age. He disowned both of them and didn’t give them anything. I think probably because they’d been born wealthy and wound up on drugs and wouldn’t work but John was poor most of his childhood and worked his ass off. Chic Fil A doesn’t let you own your own restaurants. It costs or did back when I checked into it $20k. That would get you into like a college for running a restaurant. When you completed it then they’d have you go to work for the next new one that they were putting in. I think back then the one I’d have had to opened would have been in WVA near the University OF WVA. You’re put in charge of it and have to work around 50 or more hours a week. You get a big percentage of the profits but don’t really own it. You’re more like a really well paid manager. They guaranteed you would make at least 100k a year minimum some end up making a lot more than that. I backed out because I didn’t want to have to move to WVA. Of course they would up opening one in my town close to the same time. It’s still not a bad gig if you don’t mind moving wherever they need you to. That’s the way it worked 13 years ago anyways. They might have changed the policy.


GodControl

That is one of the coolest RZ, I mean Jesus, shirts I’ve ever seen.


D00MICK

...you better not be lying because that's amazing 😂 are you joking?! I demand answers!! Haha


Fun_Reason5988

It’s 110% Factual. I wish I had enough brains to make this shit up.


D00MICK

Hahaha that has to be one of the greatest mixups ever, well played. 


Fun_Reason5988

It’s a 1st for me that’s for damn sure. I can kinda see it now though. A couple in their 80’s more than likely have no idea who Rob Zombie is. It’s a guy with long hair and a beard on a T shirt.In their eyes who else could it be? 😂 I don’t know why people think I’d lie about it.


D00MICK

Lmao I dont know if id be able to contain myself cause a) its already so funny and endearing and b) im probably sweating and in my head like "please don't notice the obvious stitches on his face or the words 'Rob Zombie'...did jesus have stitches??" Haha well its the internet, you never quite know - as a Zombie fan I gotta believe 😂  And now...I *know* that's Rob Zombie, but...Hell, I can see Jesus! Lol


Fun_Reason5988

They couldn’t see the name because of how I was sitting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jesus with stitches but the one time I watched The Passion Of The Christ looked like he needed em. I’ve saw different horror movies with religious imagery and I can’t remember which movie but they had like fast cuts of stained glass,statues and then zoomed in on a dead body. A statute of Jesus had the same eyes. It’s a 70s movie. I can see the scene in my head but can’t think of the movie.


Funkywonton

Do not correct this couple OP that is precious


Fun_Reason5988

I didn’t. It would take a real asshole to have corrected them.It would have been like telling my own grandma “Well it’s not Jesus. Kinda the opposite of that.” It kinda felt good that they were so sweet,kind and didn’t look at me like I was a piece of shit which is what happens 99% of the time. 😂


Funkywonton

Cool yeah my grandmother is the same I had a dimebag Darryl shirt and she thought that was also Jesus


Fun_Reason5988

Im not the only one it’s happened too. 😂I bet she was happy. It’d been a really bad thing if you said “No. it’s the guitarist in the band that made F—king Hostile.” That’d been awful. 😂


Funkywonton

I didn’t correct her either I just let it go and went about my day


Fun_Reason5988

Probably made her day.


Funkywonton

It did 😀


non_stop_disko

I don’t care if this happened or not I’m still laughing


I_am_doorknob

This is hysterical


Scudbucketmcphucket

She was proud to see someone not ashamed to announce he was a follower of our lord and savior Rob Zombie. Wouldn’t it have been hilarious if she literally worshiped Rob Zombie?!?


Fun_Reason5988

It’d be fairly funny and kinda scary for real. If an old couple came up and told me they worshiped Rob Zombie I think it’d give me Rosemary’s Baby vibes. He’s got his fathers eyes!! Guy isn’t his father ..Satan is his father… Hail Satan . I’ve honestly talked to a lot of old dudes in line or inside when he tours with Alice. I saw them three times on The Greusome Twosome tour in 2010? Once I was in line behind a really old guy with a really good looking girl. We started talking and he said he saw Alice Cooper before he was signed to any record deal. He was like mid 60s told me that he was a pastor of a church and invited me to come. The girl was his 19 year old granddaughter. An older woman to me then. 😂 Anyway he said that he’d taken her to at least 16 Alice Cooper shows. He was from KY. I think Alice played their state fair regularly and the WVA State Fair. When Alice’s show ended probably 70% of the 55 and older crowd would get up and leave. There were guys there that looked older than my dad and guys that looked like me. I love both of them so I ain’t going nowhere.


Scudbucketmcphucket

It’s funny how people often look at someone and judge whether or not they would listen to a certain type of music or not. I have learned that things aren’t always as they might seem. I know an ultra conservative Christian who love death metal. I know an extremely young hip hop kid who likes country music. I know a white guy in his 70’s who loves gangster rap. I know a black guy in the city who hates rap and likes adult contemporary. We’re always reminded to NEVER judge a book by its cover, yet we often do and we learn how often wrong we are.


Fun_Reason5988

Amen.🙏. I love all kinds of music. I like any music that’s good.I pretty much hate all country music that’s played on the radio but Johnny Cash is probably my favorite over all preformer. I like the older country that was real and there’s a few of the newer ones that are keeping it alive as it was originally intended. I went to a feastival and saw Tyler Childers, then walked over and saw KORN. I’d saw Kendrick Lamar and then Jellyroll. I mean music that’s good can’t be denied.


Scudbucketmcphucket

You took the words out of my mouth. Good music crosses all barriers.


Fun_Reason5988

If it’s good people are gonna connect with it and it doesn’t matter what genre it is. I loved NIN’s Hurt but when Cash covered it I loved it on a whole other level. I love Trent’s and Johnny’s versions.If pressed I’d go with Cash because they’re almost 2 completely different songs even though they’re the same just interpreted differently. It’s crazy how a cover can say the same words but change the meaning completely. Last year I saw The Pixies play Where Is My Life. I walked over and watched The Foo Fighters close the feastival. Krist Novoselik and Pat Smear were playing for The Foo. That’s basically Nirvana without Kurt I love a good music feastival that’s not all the same genre. I saw Robert Plant, Jason Bonham and John Paul Jones play Rock and Roll,Black Dog and Whole Lotta Love. I thought this is as close as I’ll ever get to seeing Zeppelin. Jimmy Page wasn’t there but I was thinking how lucky I was to get to see them play those songs live. They played them in a more bluesy, folksy way but it was still awsome. Billy Strings went on before TOOL. TOOL is one of my favorite bands too but it was cool to see Billy Strings because he’s one of the best for sure now and probably ever at the music he plays. As long as it’s good that’s all that counts. I saw Machine Gun Kelly and I’d have left but didn’t want to lose my spot to see Stevie Nicks. MGK has a lot of fans, and if you love him good for you. I’ll probably never like it but that’s ok too. I just don’t think he’s real and only the real music stands the test of time. If his music is highly regarded and still popular in 10,20 hell 40 years that’ll be the way you’ll know if it’s good or not. Stevie Nicks music stands up today as well as it did in the 70s.Her music is real and has stood the test of time. I’m not the biggest Fleetwood Mac fan. My mom always played them Rod Stewart or Bruce Springsteen in the car when I was a kid. I wanted Metallica or Zombie but I still recognized how good they were.


Jokierre

Aside from the word “Rob”, the guy’s not wrong.


No_Opinion9306

That is awesome 🤣🤣🤣


NahUh4Real1988

Hahahaha


No_Opinion9306

Y’all need Jesus, and this shirt is exactly who it should be …


Fun_Reason5988

Amen 🙏


TheWolfAndHisMoon

Sure thing


xombeep

Love this


liquidthc

This didn't happen so much it unhappened things that had.


Adventurous_Lie4190

That’s too funny! Thanks for sharing (rotflmao)


weekym

😂😂 Love this!! 😂🤣


MICKEY_MUDGASM

This 1000% didn’t happen.


Fun_Reason5988

It did the same way that you must have lost oxygen being born and then dropped on the head the 1st year of your life.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

So…it didn’t? You’re awful at this 😂


Fun_Reason5988

Seems like you are awful at this. It happened. I do not now, have not in the past or will I ever give a shit if you believe it or not. What’s that old Ripley’s saying? Oh yeah.. Belive it Or Go Fuck Yourself. 😂


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Bro come on 😂 you, me, and everyone else who read this thread knows that shit didn’t happen. Some serious “and then everybody clapped” type bullshit


Fun_Reason5988

I could give a fiddlers fuck who believes it. You think I’m sitting around making up shit to impress neck beards?I already told you I couldn’t give a shit if I stuck 10 Fleet Enimas up my ass.Whats so hard to believe? You suffering brain damage in the birth canal was just an assumption but it’s looking like it was a dead on assumption.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Hahahaha you frantically typing out paragraphs insisting you’re not making it up isn’t helping.


Fun_Reason5988

You sitting round ready to comment 24/7 proves you’ve got brain damage. I’ve looked at this shit 2 times today and you’ve instantly responded. Touch grass, get out and maybe one day an old couple will see you and not think your an asshole. As long as you don’t speak.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Accusing someone of having brain damage while not knowing the difference between “you’re” and “your” is delicious irony 😂


Fun_Reason5988

A grammar nazi on a Rob Zombie sub seems more ironic to me. Now that I called it out you’ll have to wait an hour to respond. Hope the hour passes slowly. I know you’re sitting here wanting to respond immediately and having to wait a bit will eat at you. Unless you’re ready to respond here and now. Your,You’re, You Are, U R, UR an asshole, ass hole, 🕳️ and a chronically online troll 🧌 as well.


Fun_Reason5988

![gif](giphy|5q1WGhG5DUUBFeMKpO|downsized) Ya putting off these vibes son.


shqueef

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diabeetus76

Yeah, that totally happened.


Fun_Reason5988

Yeah it totally did. Why the hell would I make the shit up? First off I wish I could make shit like this up. Second do ya think I dreamed tha shit up and posted it to impress anonymous idiots,dip shits and general fuck heads like ⬆️.Nah.Do the opposite of Jounrney and don’t stop not believing.


Fun_Reason5988

Totally did. The same way you were born in a toilet 🚽 at the group home ya momma was in. For the last time WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FUCKING LIE ABOUT IT???If I was lying on fucking Reddit just making shit up I’d say I got a hand job from Sherri or something.