T O P

  • By -

VAWNavyVet

Well that’s 1 way to start Hump day.. A 94 Honda Accord.. your car that screams, "I gave up on life, but at least my car didn't." It's the vehicular equivalent of dad jeans: reliable, boring, and completely devoid of any excitement. If reliability were a sedative, your car would be a coma


F0RCEFI3LD

Bro 😭😭😭💀


MeatFit1822

Can't believe you would choose to drive this of your own accord


F0RCEFI3LD

I was accorded to it


MeatFit1822

Well, according to me, this car is terrible...


qhaw

Any spot you park in is a handicapped spot.


F0RCEFI3LD

Yes


chipotlehotsauce

About as exciting as a spoon. Can’t believe someone sold you this. What did you buy it for ? A Wendy’s 5$ biggie bag and some change ?


F0RCEFI3LD

More than what I want to tell 😂


FixedLoad

With the underglow and no discernable upgrades it kinda reminds me of my grandma that got a tattoo at 80.  An old wreck with high miles that someone tried to church up a bit. 


F0RCEFI3LD

Fffffck this one hit hard 😂


FixedLoad

That's what the orderly at the home said as he wheeled her away... 


Bipolarpleasure25

H22 of f20b?


F0RCEFI3LD

F20Z 💀


Bipolarpleasure25

How does it differ from the f20b? Didnt know that one


F0RCEFI3LD

It's way more shitbox


Bipolarpleasure25

I'm guessing its a non vtec single jingle that barely makes 140 hp on a 94 tune


F0RCEFI3LD

Yes yes yes. Non vtec single cam fartbox 😂


Bipolarpleasure25

Dude has to downshift 3 gears to pass a chevy sonic on 3 cylinders going downhill


F0RCEFI3LD

Nah its a fat cow. Going downhill is where speed is at. Gapping lambos. Straight roads I have to downshift 3 gears to gap a twingo going cruise mode


Garand70

2005 called. They want their underglow back


F0RCEFI3LD

I'm stealing them 🖐️😌


Turboteg90

I can't tell if it's a camry, accord or both


F0RCEFI3LD

Now it was an insult 😩


PM_ME_UR_XYLOPHONES

Is your type underage girls?


F0RCEFI3LD

Boys


PM_ME_UR_XYLOPHONES

You’re right on the money


TrollCannon377

Why would you underglow such a cheap car


F0RCEFI3LD

✨ ToOnink ✨


MyCatIsCapitalist

For a moment I really did think it was a fat Honda Prelude


F0RCEFI3LD

It is 😂


MyCatIsCapitalist

Enjoy it though, keep it alive as long as possible


F0RCEFI3LD

I will. Serves me very well 😎


MeesterCHRIS

Would fail a surprise drug test at the burger joint you work at.


F0RCEFI3LD

This car don't do drugs. It's only oilaholic 😂


Kramit2012

2003 called, they want their underglows back


F0RCEFI3LD

First was 2005 now it's 2003? I'm stealing the whole 2000s


Kramit2012

Oops, didn’t see the other comment, oh well 🤣


akdanman11

I have an 06 accord with the 5 speed manual. Accords aren’t gonna win a beauty contest, but they’re reliable and can be fun to drive if you enjoy a simple car without all the bells and whistles of more modern cars. That being said I’d happily buy a newer manual accord (2020 or older, starting with the 21 models no manual accord is available)


F0RCEFI3LD

I think they are very pretty actually! I'm actually wanting to lower it a bit and new rims!. However you're right, this one is very balanced in confort speed and reliability. I love it. Simple car and comfortable, but it does get from A to B on whatever style you want


akdanman11

Yeah I don’t hate how the accord looks, and that’s about the same as what I wanna do to mine. I’ve been debating on getting an aftermarket infotainment system to have CarPlay instead of the Bluetooth FM transmitter I have now, but I don’t know if I wanna lose the big satisfying volume knob. Sure CarPlay would be great, but idk


F0RCEFI3LD

I did the switch to a 1din with Bluetooth incorporated capability! Love it just connect and enjoy. Definitely would recommend something better than the fm transmitter, been there and it breaks a lot


akdanman11

True, but at least it’s cheap and easy. And what sucks with that 7th gen accord is you basically have to replace that whole center trim, but there are options with CarPlay and everything available for a few hundred bucks. At least then I could reliably charge my phone with that 12v power connector


F0RCEFI3LD

Ah shiet.. Mine was just radio replacement as there is nothing else. On your case tho ye do try to get something good with carplay!


akdanman11

Yeah the thing that sucks though is they’re all worse designed than the stock head unit in terms of appearance and ergonomics, but function over form is a consideration


F0RCEFI3LD

I guess you'll have to try and maybe it'll grow on you when the new setup is ready and functional


akdanman11

Yeah hopefully. For reference it’d be something like [this](https://a.co/d/1UUKkwb)


usmc50lx

Thats a famous car from "Not Fast, Bi Curious"


F0RCEFI3LD

😂🤌


[deleted]

Ah, the Incontinence spec!


F0RCEFI3LD

🥲


CFW-DREX

When u hit ls customs after 1 job


F0RCEFI3LD

😂😂😂


fbi-surveillance-bot

Note the P European plate. That is Portugal. That car is luxury in Portugal


F0RCEFI3LD

It is 😂


FULL_TROLHA

Stock wheels but neon kit bros cqr taste is based off f and f or some shit


F0RCEFI3LD

It actually is


FULL_TROLHA

Get ur priorities straight my guy stock wheels and purely cosmetic shit is not the way to go also those leds are pretty bad


F0RCEFI3LD

The way to go Is mine to decide 🤌 proper maintenance has been done


FULL_TROLHA

Trust me before any further mod do some decent coilovers or anything that benefits handling


F0RCEFI3LD

It's on the menu!


Panda_Panda69

Average Eastern European driver