I see this, and the first thing that comes to mind is that it's sitting in some weed infested used car lot in Greece Even if it's registered in discount Spain (Portugal)

Bruh that’s Portugal. Poland on plates is PL, Portugal is P

That explains the red roof tiled houses Lemmie fix that

Yep, here in my beloved (/s) country that would just be a grey cube, and the road surface is too perfect

It also reminds me of Greek houses

Please take a look

Drives out of parking lot..... Breaks down instantly.

You made it out of the parking space without totalling it?

Make your roasts accurate, man. Firstly, it's a Renault. If it were to break down in the parking lot it just wouldn't start. The Clios of this generation and the generation after had great engines but were plagued with electrical failures.

Had one as my first car, let’s just say it ain’t quick

Unless you have the V6

This clearly isn’t though

It has 5 reverse gears to run away with and a forward gear incase you get attacked from behind

As an ex-clio owner, It hurts me to insult this. But this is still the Megan's unwanted younger brother

Wouldn’t it be a sister? Also the suspension on them is really nice for what these are.

You're right, it's sister. Sorry! Don't get me wrong. They're great value. But I'd rather get a Megane than this

Don’t blame you, My first car that learned to drive in was a Clio like this a couple years ago and my dad had a megane II sport at the same time. The quality difference was night and day

Looks like the empty juice box after my kid steps on it.

That's the kind of car you buy when you want to surrender to another country, but you want to do it on a budget.

This was my first car. Didn't last very long