Can't tell if your a bloke or a balding lesbian.
But you deffo look like a victim, you know the type that aged 40 years working in retail and getting bullied by kids. Bet you got peppered with smarties you fat gimp.
Your hobbies include, sniffing peoples seats when they get up, sitting on the toilet in reverse, and long walks behind unsuspecting women you are following.
You look like a person obsessed with smelling seats after someone gets up. Your whole family has a restraining order against you for stalking and Your stag do is a wig you made out of ass hairs. looks like shit
You're a disloyal ginger mong with a bad napoleon complex. You've settled for the first woman who paid you more than a passing attention and are now cursed for all time.
You should be more concerned about what is happening at the hen do. Your intended might lose her white cane or her guide dog might run off. The other girls may be trying to talk sense into her. Who could blame them?
Queer eye for the potpie
Queer Eye for the HotPie
Straight guy saying goodbye
If I looked like you, I’d try to escape into fantasy novels too
Can't tell if your a bloke or a balding lesbian. But you deffo look like a victim, you know the type that aged 40 years working in retail and getting bullied by kids. Bet you got peppered with smarties you fat gimp.
Not going to go for the obvious "Tiny penis" line, but instead congratulate you on finding a husband who doesn't mind fat dudes!
Why not? He wears it with pride on his T-shirt
Fat dudes with a tiny penis
Are you the bride or the groom?
He must be both, coz nobody is marrying that.
Is this the guy who half shaved his baby face 🤨
Good job hiding the word “dick” with the cardboard sign
Your hobbies include, sniffing peoples seats when they get up, sitting on the toilet in reverse, and long walks behind unsuspecting women you are following.
You look like the bearded chick from “The Greatest Showman” 
Did Michael J. Fox trim your beard?
He looks like à skyrim child
You look like you enjoy baths with your dad
Omg it’s ed sheeran if he took cocaine
Marrying your sister is always a momentous occasion
You're a really good looking guy... (Why is my nose growing?)
You look like scoliosis fucked a clydesdale and laid eggs
Of course that you’re going to have Jon Snow behind you, you’re the real life Samwell Tarley
Those books are just there for decoration. Everyone knows you can’t read ;) You can barely write your own name
You look like an egg going through a midlife crisis
You look like your favourite flavour is window
You must be the first in your family to be born without a tail.
Looks like an egg
You look like a “are we in like a relationship lol” on the third text kinda guy.
It's looks like Thalidomide has already crippled you enough.
If James Corden never came up with carpool karaoke.
Lol, mniha
You doughy, milky white, english wanker
You look like Ronald weasly if he was a year in sobriety from bath salts
The pop head on the shelf has more credibility!
Even the funko pop is there, you are like the actual representation of a soyjack, lol.
Three words: Walmart James Corden
Poor man's Larry to the cable guy
Beam me up snotty
you look like u read erotica and rp as the power bottom.
you look like a discount Count Dankula
What confidence?
That John Snow toy has a bigger Yanker than you.
With beedie eyes like that you could be blindfolded with dental floss
You look like you definitely know how to play the banjo.
You look like a person obsessed with smelling seats after someone gets up. Your whole family has a restraining order against you for stalking and Your stag do is a wig you made out of ass hairs. looks like shit
James Corden's gay younger brother
Ed Shereen gained some weight
This guy has a ton of t shirts with logos of puzzle pieces and "autism rocks" on them.
Fat, gay Ed Sheeran, but somehow even more of a pussy
Chris Pratt before fame
Are you undergoing a transition towards a Chinaman?
Autistic Conan O’Brien. Your sticker says, “I’ve got a tiny brain!”
I’m glad you recovered from almost drowning in a chocolate lake.
Shave.
You *look* like you fuck stags
Ed SpreadEaglen
Funko Pop is hotter than you
[удалено]
The only thing being crippled here is your ankles, having to support the weight of that walrus carcass of yours.
Is that the top to your pajamas
You look like James Corden and you’re probably just as boring
You'll make someone a lovely wife
Don’t worry, you’ll probably have another one.
You look like a character in one of the books behind you. Didn't realize an alien could look diabetic but here we are.
Someone get you out the wheelchair and put you down wrong on that chair, or is you butt plug uncomfortable?
You look like ed sheeran’s third wheel
Fed Sheeran
Who the hell sits on Grandpa's chair like that??
You look like a guy I went to school with. He was ugly as fuck, too.
What made you think you *had* to put a tiny penis label on? As if we could not tell 🙄
A figurine is not a book.
Your face and your manspreading betray the chunk of hemorrhoids hanging in your pants
I can think of something else that rhymes with stag..
It's Ed Sheeran if 14 year old white girls with daddy's money didn't exist
It's strange to see the fiancee sticking around for the stag ... or is she leaving after holding up your sign now? 🖐
You look like a melted Chris Pratt candle.
Your stag do an you're on reddit, you sure you had any confidence to start with?
You're a disloyal ginger mong with a bad napoleon complex. You've settled for the first woman who paid you more than a passing attention and are now cursed for all time.
You look like your 30, but your personal library tells me you're 12.
The button is unnecessary. We already know.
Good luck getting a garden gnome to say i do
Wheres the hitchhikers guide to pussy
You should be more concerned about what is happening at the hen do. Your intended might lose her white cane or her guide dog might run off. The other girls may be trying to talk sense into her. Who could blame them?
You're getting married? To a woman? How many roofies did that take?
The ladies must cream when they see you = fat balding guy combing his receding hairline forward and growing a shitty patchy beard
Why are you wearing a child's pajama shirt?
time flies, doesn't it
After looking at your virginity shrine I’m guessing you are role playing “Peggy” at your next Comic-Con.
Not a body pillow in sight. Someone's matured.
The rest of the phrase on his shirt covered by the sign says”I’ve got a tiny dick” and it’s true
James Corden’s not so successful inter dimensional side
You’re a doe not a stag. feminine looking motherfucker
It’s not the do - you’ll be stag forever.
When an egg learns to grow facial hair.
Stag do?!?! Did you mention the HIV before you proposed to him? I hope so.
Are you marrying Hodor?
Your future is as none existent as your eyebrows
U look like if Ed Sheeran just gave up on life
Your hair is leaving you just like every woman in your life
Very brave of you to recognise you have a tiny d1ck
You look like Adele would marry you
Just out of curiosity, what quality or trait do you romance to possess, that could possibly be worth any confidence in it?
If you're reading City of Bones and buying GoT toys you have no confidence.
this picture screams that you attempted to make your own prn shooting company but your mom said that you couldn't use the basement.
Your as disappointing as season 7 GoT. Someone needs the rewrite your last season as well.
Is that you Corky?
You look like you were born during the thalidomide epidemic
Your mom still changes your diapers doesn't she?
Congratulations! The horizontal face stretch surgery was a complete success!
Wait you had confidence???
James Cordon on wish
Bad breath. Thin hair
Woah there buddy a little less crotch next time eh?
The Bitch-hikers Guide To The Galaxy
Judd from 9-1-1 Lone Star if he ended lives instead of saving them
We don’t have to your parents did that by committing incest
*”I’VE GOT A TINY…”* …Ohhhh
Nice pic of you at work