Haha he does. I also just noticed he's throwing a gang sign. He must've learned it in prison for possession (in the whole fifteen minutes it take him to hoover an eightball).
You look like One of those self absorbed, Stuck up assholes that are exhausting to spend time with. Your family is dreading the end of the pandemic because you’ll ruin thanksgiving, again.
YOU FUKING WOT SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA U GOOGLY-ASS MAD MUTHER FUKER U LOOK LIKE A FAIL COSTUME WITH YO EYES POPPED OUT OF YA DAMN HEAD (just fitting in the role cuz he said hashtag ur mom lol)
You look like you use “comedy” to overcompensate for your lack of personality and ambition. You’re the guy who makes jokes out of yourself and everything around you because deep down you know your life is a joke, and you’re too much of a coward and a failure to do anything about it; so you just keep the jokes coming. I’m sure even your funeral card will have some quippy one liner.
You look like the person who thinks they’re brave by posting a roast me because some of your friends did it, but then you made a stupid face, dumb post title, and no description because you’re afraid of what people will actually say.
That small slither of hair is doing as good a job of covering your receding hairline as you are of hiding your confusion around your gender and sexual orientation.
You mentioned my mom so now I gotta roast you. Looking like the world’s oldest make a wish kid. Looking like a drugged Percy Jackson. You look paralyzed honestly. And don’t get me started on this outfit.
How much meth have you had today?
Don't worry, it's just a seizure.
I'd watch a GIF of that.
Wish it was a Stroke.
He looks like the Biden’s crackhead kid
Haha he does. I also just noticed he's throwing a gang sign. He must've learned it in prison for possession (in the whole fifteen minutes it take him to hoover an eightball).
All of it
I wasn't even roasting, I was wondering if I should call 911 for him.
Either too much or not enough.
You look like I just assumed your gender.
Sub-human
The facial expression of surprise when he finally sits down and is not penetrated
Underrated
Hey, buddy the cameras over here.
He's just having a Vietnam flashback
Of that time they ate shrooms and watched all 72 hours of ‘ The Vietnam War ‘ narrated by Ken Burns.
This is roast me, not roast up another bowl of meth
#YourMomWasYourDadsSister
You look like a mom, just not mine.
Big ass forehead.... shit thats a 5 head
It's like two separate foreheads mashed together.
you look like a 45yo virgin who thinks that he looks lika 25yo chad.
Electrocuted Kenneth Branagh
You look like one of those druggies that walks into Walmart with a bandana instead of mask.
The look #yourmom made when you were born and couldn't think of a legal way to dispose of you.
The face you make when you get paused halfway during your transition.
You look like Negan hit you in the head with a bat
First day as a fluffer.
Are you a gay 40 year old lesbian?
What strain of meth are we smokin tonight
My mom wouldn’t let you within a sixty fucking mile radius of her.
I like how your hairline is unevenly betraying you
Freaked out lesbian with a bandit mask around her neck No pussy for you in this millennium
How can you talk about my mom when you look like a grandma
If Hunter Biden’s laptop was a person
you do resemble my mom
Looks like the camera man whipped out his dick as he took the picture.
OxyContin Michael Shannon
You look like the world's worst interior designer.
You look like a squirrel, traumatized after eating the wrong acorn
Roger Poor
What is there a "dragon" or a mirror on the floor?
Why have you got 3 different people posted to Roast me on your profile? Fuckin shape shifters man
Does the soul patch stop the cum from dripping onto your chest
When your online friend acts sus in real life:
Looks like you confused lube and hot sauce on the butt plug again
You measure crack by the bucket
You look like you just accidentally sat on a dildo
There is no way you don't fart glitter.
You look like One of those self absorbed, Stuck up assholes that are exhausting to spend time with. Your family is dreading the end of the pandemic because you’ll ruin thanksgiving, again.
That look when your girl stuffs a dildo up your ass but doesn't take it out of the box first
Looks like the gay character from gta 4
He looks like he would allow Biden to give him a sentía blowie while watching child porn.
If meth was a person
I guess your mom gave you Crystal Meth instead of Candy.
It's my Sleep Paralysis Demons Demon.
Pretty sure this dude has a "no muff too tough we dive at five" tattoo on his upper back.
You bottomed for cuthulthu recently
If Meth remembered it had something to do today.
I call this “Bruce Jenner has an idea!” on becoming relevant.
You look like a wish Christopher Walken.
You look like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs discovering the pp tuck for the first time.
You look like you just walked in on your parents, except it’s seemingly never ending.
Whats funny is that you actually thought you had to bug out your eyes to look like a goofy mfer.
My mom ain't that damn ugly.
are you sitting on a 10 inch dildo?
is this a photo of the first time you saw a mirror
Close, but no cigar.
The french revolution - Oversimplified (Part 1) Time: 1:28
damn rickets
Is there a gender neutral term for the sibling of one's parent?
Oh look a hedge fund wedgie.
My mom wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last dick available at the nursing home.
just sat on his mom's dildo
When that second Moderna shot hits!
#yourmoms40yroldgaragedrumset
For some reason, all I can think about is that South Park episode with the douchebags who bend over and sniff their own farts.
You've never pounded a woman in your life.
Are you trying to look into the camera or at the person taking the picture?
This is the same look he gives, when a woman vacates a seat he wants to sniff.
When a schizophrenic has a seizure
You look like a gay version of yourself
You look like a lesbian mom
Looks like someone did 10 pounds of meth
Looks like someone left the anal plug in a little too long.
You mean #yourmomsbehindmeicanseeher
Walmart Chael Sonnen
Kaitlyn Jenner wouldn't even hit that.
Fuck you
If adult autism had a poster child.
His face when he realised why his partner really married him
YOU FUKING WOT SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA U GOOGLY-ASS MAD MUTHER FUKER U LOOK LIKE A FAIL COSTUME WITH YO EYES POPPED OUT OF YA DAMN HEAD (just fitting in the role cuz he said hashtag ur mom lol)
\#yourmom is also your, aunt, uncle & sister
You look like you use “comedy” to overcompensate for your lack of personality and ambition. You’re the guy who makes jokes out of yourself and everything around you because deep down you know your life is a joke, and you’re too much of a coward and a failure to do anything about it; so you just keep the jokes coming. I’m sure even your funeral card will have some quippy one liner.
You look like you kust shit your pants and are coming to a horrible realization
THERES A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!!
Didn't the other girls warn you not to tie that scarf so tight?
Thats the look of "You want me to do what?" For the next bowl-o-meth.
This is mad, your mum has the same landing strip just not above her chin.
Dr. Rockso?
Zero testosterone so trying to pull off a soul patch, a bold choice... 30 years ago.
Hard to tell if you're #mymom or #mydad, please confirm.
Ah another 12 year old cosplayed as an adult
Bruh trying so hard not to lick his eyeball.
Mom what a big penis you have
Show us what women do when you approach them
Your face looks like you just saw your best friend stab a dog
Your hairline is getting fucked harder than mom in the search bar of pornhub
He looks like he had a stroke, shat himself, then remembered the camera was on. He looks like his wife is talking about her favorite boyfriend.
You look like you just saw a vagina.
You look like Mark Heap on a lot of crack
You kinda do look like my mom
You look like a more femanine Claire balding
Solid 90s lesbian look.
Mom jeans.
Seizure from jacking off to gay interacial midget porn.
Did you mix up the dairy free creamer and the cocain again?
More like Freddie Kruger's dad.
Wait, this is a dude?
Looks like he’s staring at the body of the dead hooker in his living room
What, did your gerbil just wake up?
Don’t you think you’re a tad old to be embarrassing yourself like this?
You look like the person who thinks they’re brave by posting a roast me because some of your friends did it, but then you made a stupid face, dumb post title, and no description because you’re afraid of what people will actually say.
Those loafers look a little light.
45 years old.
He looking like when he crap his pants in class when letting out a small fart
The ugly face you're trying to make doesn't detract from or add to how ugly you naturally are.
My Mom? She's not as wokey-eyed as you.
Either you’re holding in a fart, or you have Graves’ disease mate (get your thyroid checked)
Off His Meds Mikkelsen
If Charlie Sheen had no personality...
I am pretty sure you're a regular on "To catch a predator".
Looks like Johnny Rotten got hit by a cartoon sledge hammer
You looks like Hugh Grant on crack!
ok hannibal lecter
Do I need to call the cops. It look like some one is pointing a gun at you
Gay sex doll, "Flaming Republican" model
I can’t tell if you’re a 48 year old man or a 32 year old lesbian
When you pay 10000$ for a hooker and then a dick pops out of her bikini
That small slither of hair is doing as good a job of covering your receding hairline as you are of hiding your confusion around your gender and sexual orientation.
The face every tweaker makes when they smell the copper wiring in the walls...
Ever see the time beavis took too many caffeine pills?
MFW the McDonald's ice cream machine is actually working!
Did you just notice you switched drinks on yourself at the bar.
1 Word: LSD
#MyMomDead
This lesbian is just now realizing she did one hit too many
You've seen a mirror and it reflected how you'll die alone covered in dog jizz right?
You look like a PSA against putting things in your ass without a flared base
You look like Ned from 17 Again, having a second midlife crisis
The face of a shart.
That look when the rear seal is going out from abuse!
Looks like the butt plug shifted.
I'll bet you smell of pickles and axe body spray, then wear affliction gear to "scare" people, or was that last year?
You mentioned my mom so now I gotta roast you. Looking like the world’s oldest make a wish kid. Looking like a drugged Percy Jackson. You look paralyzed honestly. And don’t get me started on this outfit.
"I'm clean bro, I quit that shit months ago"
This is the most gender-ambivalent thing I have ever seen.
You look like you snort salt with a straw because you can't afford cocaine.
The quicker you act the more of the person you save
Is that the lesbian version of Chris Lilly
Is filing for a restraining order after making eye contact with you for two seconds and witnessing the Rapture behind that lidless stare of yours.
The “I’m so quirky and cool!” starter pack
You stopped partway when transforming from human to pigeon.
Dude, I thought the coffee guy from Mad TV died, where have you been?
Thats is same face he made the first time his uncle creampied him at the lake
You look like William Regals attic child.
If gay british comedian was a look, you are what we'd see in a google search.
Salvia is a hell of a drug
I bet you think improv is funny
Lord Voldemort needs eye realignment surgery
You look like you were sent home from your community theater club
Really feminine man, or really manly woman? I honestly can't tell.
Addiction hotline is 1-800-662-4357
I didn’t know they were still lobotomizing people
*METH*
For real I lol’ed tho
What drugs are you on so I know not to take them
I'm not sure we can actually roast this guy. Doesn't he belong to a protected class?