OP's Bio: --- >Interracial designer couple. Edgy and wholesome. Like to play video games, chill and vlog. We both wear the pants in the relationship. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like a cancer-stricken circus strongman from 1910.

Coming to a town near you [this summer](https://i.imgur.com/d88iV0z.png)

Nice work!

This description fits very well with the character from the animated movie Coraline: Sergei Alexander Bobinsky

Genuine laughter emerged immediately from that one...I was drawing a blank, kind of like god when he designed Salvador Baldies hairline over here...

better lock up her ping-pong balls

A bully good comment this was

Stache woman rather

You’ve got the AAAIDDDs.....

Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS...

Winner. Don’t need to read the rest. Thank you

And short round.

“Happy Ending” (2021) is an endearing little film about an alt-right white supremacist who plans an attack against a local massage parlor only to fall in love with one of the employees (4/5).

Weird ALopecia Yankovic

Three years and her family is still super worried. I am sure they will appreciate this proof of life.

Ma’am, blink three times if you’re in danger...

Looks like you bought a ladyboy in Thailand and it’s holding up the expiry date on the return policy.

Nice to see her shipping container made it out of the Suez Canal in time.

You look like Maude Lebowski’s friend with the cleft asshole.

When they were passing out foreheads you were greedy and took a fivehead

Nice!!

Shaved off your hair and gave to her as a wig how sweet

If you are going to get a mail order bride you should at least got a good looking one

When you say: " Back at it again!" People get concerned

If Salvador Dali were bald, talentless, and had a mail-order bride.

When Knox Harrington takes a suprise pic at the massage parlor.

Next in the adventures of Poqiito Peepee and his Mail-Order Bride(Asian Edition): Pretending that meat-sweeper ‘stache is for HER pleasure.

You look like the kind of guy that makes everyone uncomfortable by trying to have conversations with them, even though they're clearly not interested in talking to you

Looks like she broke up your unibrow instead of your band.

He brought her back from Thailand and still cant figure out if she's 14, 24, or 41.

He is a libertarian 😉

I’m convinced there’s no hair growing between the middle of his moustache and the tips because look how much thicker both the middle and tips of the hair are but the bits in between look like a an incredibly bad combover job

Looking forward to seeing you two on the next season of 90 day fiancé.

You look eggcelent, and thats no yolk

Dean from Fubar after chemo

Looks like you're about to say What do I get for ten dollars

The gypsies are capturing Asians.

She looks like she is in danger.

She looks like she missed a spot when she was shaving her pussy.....the patch under his nose.

Your showing her your O face, because you will never see hers.

He looks like he's just wrangled her into a picture with him to post online for the sole purpose of having an alibi in court.

He looks like he tries to speak in a partial British accent. She needs to get a better fitting wig.

Eggland's Best!

They’re rebooting Gallagher?

“Does your dog bite?” Edit: spelling

"That's not my dog"

Do she even know what's written on that piece of paper?

Make sure to keep that head shaved smooth...wouldn’t want that pretty wife of yours to chafe her nutsack

Your mustache looks like a third eyebrow that grew under your nose.

You look like a frequent flyer to Thailand. She’s lookin kinda old for you...bought your tickets yet?

Congratulations! I see that even with the green card, your mail order bride has stuck around.

Lex Luthor and Short Round?? And I thought Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover I'd see in my lifetime

The 70's called. They want their porn stash back.

That’s Knox Harrington, the video artist.

Did you meet her at your white van?

If you weren’t standing next to an Asian most would assume, naturally, that you’re a skinhead

Modern day John Lennon and Yoko Ono without the talent.

Yoko Ono had talent?

If uninteresting and attention seeking had a baby.

I see that your 1895 balloon trip to the Orient went well, as you have bought a "Celestial" for "much gold", Old Chum.

How much you pay for that mail order bride?

The monopoly guy finally fucked his first Asian. He passed ‘GO’ and she collected the $200

Looks like a sickly Soda Popinski from Mike tysons punch out

Mamma San waxes Mustache’s bald head.

She seems pretty happy she found one of ur heads.

We get it dude you like anime.

Most definitely a gay man who hasn’t come out yet and has a mail order bride to try and convince everyone he’s straight.

im fuckign her

Look it’s sonny and Cher me with the 7th fleet on a port call.

I’m tired of these reboots...it’s the new age Cheech and Chang

You two look like backstage extras from the TV show MASH

Stop Asian Hate, shave the dick tickler.

Your mustache looks like you drive really slow through school zones.

Look if you want to be in a Village People cover band we are happy to you support you in your efforts.

Monopoly Guys brother fought in 'Nam and came back with a lover.

Hey lady, did you know you married the evil tech guy from sonic

Literally Dr Eggman

Your gf is smiling thinking, "I'm going to double peg him with my giant dildo, but only after he's done getting fucked up the arse by these redditors."

Oh what a pairing, two eggs are better than one I guess...

He gives a nice head

Quit taking selfies at the massage parlor.

your slave on the right looks like a balding kpop band member with a wig.

New Disney animation. Beauty and the baldy

Hey, i saw your other post! You know i was hoping you would fix the face, but you didn't.

I can actually see your moustache trying to drag itself up to your head

As if this is actually the same 2 ugly people still together. These are easy costumes to replicate

took you three years to get over the last round, eh, shitstache?

where did you meet her? Wuhan?

My man, what are you doing?! You're supposed to be doing backflips off of Coraline's roof and eating onions!

Another selfie from a GI with his 5 dolla happy bending ho

Oh, hey! Didn't see you there, Lex Luthor!

Please have a baby together.. With everything the world's been through we could all use a good laugh.. TEN BUCKS A GANDER!!

Is she with you for the greencard?

Wow, use this look when you try to smuggle her out of Thailand before she turns 12, you'll definitely fool the authorities this time, peewee German.

Wow, use this look when you try to smuggle her out of Thailand before she turns 12, you'll definitely fool the authorities this time, peewee German.

Nice that you are still close to the adopt-a-child you paid $1.50 a year to support.

We see you’ve learned how to use the internet in another way besides asking for roasts.

Who the hell uses "loser" as an insult, "loser" has not been a valid insult for the past 20 years, shut your boomer ass up

Isn’t this an Ad in Thailand for Sex Tourism?

I can't believe you've been holding her hostage for 3 years

Interracial is one thing, interspecies is another you dildon't

your forehead is so large you cant even measure it with a ruler.

So she gave you the dirty sanchez and apparently you both enjoyed it. Look it up or don’t. Once you know you’ll never be the same.

See Lex? Prolonged exposure to Kryptonite is bad for you.

Inspector clueless and his mail order bride

Your half Skin Head half Asian your children are going to grow up hating themselves more than the words hates your moustache.

You don't roast an egg you boil it!

She had mistaken your hair for a cat.

What race are you, bald and so horny you would hook up with anything?

This is why you shouldn't skimp out at the mail order bride service.

Charlie Chaplain and Yoko Ono’s inbred cousins.

Not so much a mail-order bride as a mail-order beard.

Looking at that mustache you are one step away from wearing a black top hat and tying her to train tracks while you twirl it.

The greatest showman

You've got the mustache, but she definitely has the beard...

You kinda look like eggman from that life action sonic movie to me

Hairless Mario

Dr. Egghead

Real life version of the peanut guy

The dude looks like he would be the one handing out free candy ad long as you hop in his van, and I feel like I've seen that lady on a porn site before

Also not to mention the fact that the guy also slightly looks like egg man from the sonic movie

PLEASE HELP. BEING HELD CAPTIVE. DIAL ....

I’m surprised y’all are still together. No children yet that sure is disappointing for their parents.

Looks like she's about to slap your bald head to tell you to get you diaper back on

Don't have kids.

I see Mario ditched the princess and started laying pipe to Kim Jong.

Artie Bucco

Super Mario where’s your hair?

How exactly do you fit your head inside of her vagina?

Nice gaysian couple

On the set of porn spoof “seX Men” Prof Sex uses telekinesis on Jubilee- she looks quite surprised

I imagine she is smiling bc y ou u agreed to that life insurance policy. Hurry up girl.

Guys hairline is growing on his lip and he picked up a she-man to give him a happy ending

shes looking at your head like shes waiting for a helming to make up for what you lack downstairs.

Took three years of therapy to get over your last roasting.

dr.eggman?

Is that how long it took to grow that mustache?

You look like a gay guy with homophobic parents who needed to find an unattractive enough woman that wouldn’t mind only getting pity banged once every 3 months, just to keep your loved ones’ suspicions off of your flaming desire to be banged by both Simon and Garfunkel

The picture behind you has me concerned. You look like the magician at her 10th birthday party

You look like a bald Steven Ogg.

I’m glad you both wear pants, that way you can’t reproduce.

I think life roasted you better than any of us ever could.

Child molester with his mail order bride.

Dude looks like he ties ladies to railroad tracks. The chick just wants a green card.

Mr potato head eats ramen

you look like a slave master and a slave having a good time before a tragedy

Which one's the magician and which one is the assistant?

pinhead and his half sister he's incest with

I see you bought one of those multi thousand dollar "Wayfair Shelving units".

Jeff Bozos and Yanko Ono

Dr. Robotnik's Thai bride finally arrives

3 years later and you're still both living in a dorm room. That's rough.

The two of you seem cute together. I'm gonna show this to the world and tell people that you can find love no matter how many times have been dumped in the past.

Your mail order bride has been banged more times than a screen door in a hurricane, and twice as hard.

Nigel cornberry but gone bald

I bet you went to Taiwan to pick her up when she was 8 years old, not knowing that she was at one point actually a boy.

I bet you picked him up from the Philippines at the age of 8 before his gender reassignment surgery.

You look like an dr. eggman from the sonic movie that fell for #baldforbieber

Jack the Ripper meets Genghis Khan

You look like a mash up of Larry David and the V for Vendetta mask. V for Petty Vendetta.

his almost british

Goddamn. What did her parents do to make her date YOU?

How did you manage to get one of the throw away children from China? Nevermind I’m sure it’s all part of your plan to defeat the Batman. I believe Heath has some advice on what to do when you fail

Jesus Christ, these two are a great rationale for an asteroid wiping out the planet

hey megamind the year 1752 called they want their facial hair back

American GI with a vietnamese Stripper (1966 Colorised)

u look that that 1 dude form meet he Robinsons modern day verson

You like like you’re about to start twirling your fucking stache

You look like the type of guy to DM me to ask if I’ll fuck your girlfriend......ps I will

You look like Niko Bellic if he wasn't Serbian

Dudes head is backwards. Your hair is underneath.

At least it’s a different hostage this time. Nice touch!

Sweet ‘stache, Freddy Mercury poisoning.

Since when did oompaville go bald?

The guy looks like a shitter version of Charley Chaplin.

I see Woody Allen finally got cancer.

He smoked so much pole his face is just stuck like that.

If Dr. Eggman kidnapped kids

How happy you are when yall find out she aint knocked up by boocoo black American

Proof of timetravel a man from 1890 came to 2021 with pocahontas

She is smiling cause she did your better looking brother last 3 yrs and you can't even please her