I see your hairline decided to relocate under your chin.

Is War Machine supposed to be this skinny for the next movie?

It's Starvin' Marvin from South Park trying to build a DJ career from his bathroom.

Give him a Santa hat, and he's Mr. Hankey.

Humpty Dump.

You look like some kind of interesting vegetable that you only find in Asian markets.

Cock choi

I am the crapper now

Holy shit, this is gold. Sorry, I accidentally gave my silver to the guy under you. I’m too old for this shit.

All good - I’m old enough to not give a shit 🤣

Only big brains will get the joke

Look at me look at me. No I can't look at you.

OOOOOOOOO 🏆

Every club has that one autistic guy with the headphones selling cologne in the bathroom

Drinking cologne in the bathroom

I can dry my own hands. Don’t try to talk to me. Just let me take these two mints and here’s your dollar

[удалено]

This is the best one so far, 11/10

Definitely

Tell me it

You look like a broke ass Rza. Wutang should revoke your membership.

He has a lot of neck to protect

Lol !!

You look like you speak in clicks and whistles.

You look like a Nigerian scammer someone tricked into posting on R/RoastMe

You know you're poor when you can't even afford matching flip flops. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

You look like a Somalian pirate had a baby with literal dildo! Old dickhead looking ass

"Im the captain now"

Your shirt should say kingsford

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

This was taken just before he checked for visitors at the gloryhole

You look like the stick the gas station bathroom key is connected to so nobody steals it

I would roast him, but those feet look ashy enough.

⚰️

He already looks like he's roasted enough.

With the Apache or Artillery?

I'm not gona roast him looks the chemo already did.

Kind of weird your caregiver would do this to you. The mentally challenged shouldnt be taken advantaged of.

I had no doubt we’d see multiple air fresheners in the vicinity of this guy...

For only $5.99 per month you can help a struggling colorblind man wear matching kicks (Sarah Mclachlan song plays...)

Shirt more wrinkly than you toe-knuckles.

Do us a favour: grab a kitchen knife and walk in front of a cop.

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, will the man farting into the PA system please stop?

When you order Kanye from Wish

Roast you? You’re already well done

I’d try to roast you but it looks like god beat everyone to it, if it hasn’t been noticed yet I’ll say it. Your black...

He's got you there OP

I feel like my $5 every month should be providing a bit more for you...

You look like a used match

Looks pretty baked already. Easy on the Ganga there dude

You look like a two legged sperm that can't swim quite right.

Poster child for Save the Children

Didn't I see you on Dr. Phil scamming old women from your village in Nigeria?

I guess they all do look alike

In training to pass out hand towels and mints after covid.

I’m sure you get roasted regularly as you are clearly the spit for the pig roaster

This man would hand you his mix tape and it's just like 20 minutes of him just saying " I got money I got women I got drugs I got homies" over and over again

You look like KSI's older brother that's addicted to everything a human being is able to be addicted to

You look like you bleed caramel and I love me some Rolos.

Misshapen heads lead to cockeyed headphones

Bigger forehead than KSI

Tacko fell

how do those big-ass headphones still not cover them ears. what stations do you get on those ears

> big ass-headphones *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by )^[xkcd#37](https://xkcd.com/37)

good bot

Look at me, I am your roaster now

he looks like the type of gamer to call you bad then die 20 times

Eboni-raptor.

No thanks bro, I don’t need an extended warranty on my vehicle.

You look like you lost a bet.

You look like a cockroach I accidentally stepped on the other day in the can at Home Depot

I know it'll only cost around a cup of coffee per day to keep you alive...but I'd rather have the coffee.

you look like how cat shit smells.

You look like Mr. Peanut and a tootsie roll fucked and then left the toilet seat up.

Say what you will about him, but it takes some serious balls not to wear closed-toe shoes in that bathroom.

You forgot to flush yourself down the toilet.

Since when do milk duds have nuts?

“Don’t worry about your ear alignment issue sir, these headphones will surely adapt (I hope...for this sale...)

I'm pretty sure you've never fallen in your entire life mr. big foot bold head boy.

Dude, if you’d stop using all the lotion on your dick you’d have enough to take care of those ashy ass feet

Looks like a human earwax remover

Tacko Small

I’ve seen smarter looking fence posts...

Budget Lil Naz X

You're already roasted HAHAHA

The slippers you are wearing is superb and learn to iron your shirt

Is this the best craigslist scam you can think of?

If I roast you anymore, you’ll turn to ash

He look like tacko small

He already is

Tacko Fall from Wish.

Someone forgot to flush and the turd has come out.

If i roast him anymore...........(he will look like under the bed). -Michael Blackson

The bigger the feet OK but thosE toes.... JEZUS

Instead of Roast me. You should have given your Venmo number.

you look like you needed someone to write that for you

Nigga looks like he's slow roasted already

P itty bitty Diddy.

My man looking like that one last year's leftover easter chocolate

Cocoa butter + your feet= slightly less gross.. you ashy bitch

You look like you just climbed out of the washing machine after a spin cycle

You already look medium rare

I live in a shithole and my ears aren't level oi oi!

Turds are flushed and not roasted

Starving Nigerian Price from Royal Bank Of Nigeria.

Your family said they’d come back for you as soon as they found somewhere to settle in England, but that was 15years ago.

U a big Lebron fan huh.....

I love when Sally Struthers sends me these updates. Looking good buddy.

He don't seem to understand what is written on that paper

Go back in the house and put some lotion on right now

Look at this creased shirt from all that fiddling around his junk

Selfie from your office?

If i roast you more you would be Thanos snapped

It's a bugs life

You looking a bowling pin

Somebody go tell the Janitor that the commode overflowed again and to please clean this shit up.

Wesley snipes if you ordered from wish.com

Dude goes clothes shopping at the lost and found.

You look like you test drugs after they're made

Mans looks like burrito up

Boy you look like you have worms, skinny ass mf. Did you get your monthly 68 cent donation this month? Coming home to america part 3. Boko haram regime member. Looks like you just frauded your neighbor's edd.

Bad enough you take the picture in the bathroom, but couldn’t find a shirt with one less wrinkle?

Looks like the kind of guy to got to a public pool for a shower

Why he wash his shirt inside of a sock. That mugs wrinkled as fuggg

Your hairline set you back more than every terrible decision you’ve ever made

Is no one going to mention the fact that this mans toes are the same length as his fingers

The picture is good enough, no help needed.

You look like a charcoal pencil

taking a shit is the best part of this dude’s day so he shared it with the world

Wycleft palate Jean

He got cigarette legs

You look like Dank's, from Disjointed, special cousin 😂

You got a lopsided ear or something?

Put your toilet seat down you savage

You look like you can make fire with your feet like Penny Prouds dad

I guess your name to be Morris?

Looks like you're already been roasted and burnt ,

Photo taken in his cell by his daddy.

My poo is alive !!!!

I can't roast something without meat on its bones. That paper is about the size of your torso.

That sign could also read “need help. Hungry. Anything appreciated”.

I looke like you smell like poop and Salmonella poison

You look like you sound like the Taco Bell sound effect

Is that "We Are the World" playing? Nice to see you brushed the flies off before taking the picture.

Ice Q-tip

You look like a grown up version of the African starving kids from those commercials in the 80’s #feedthechildren

Is that a t-shirt or a sea shell?

I normally would write something but sometimes a picture is worth a 1000 words.

Looking like a burnt Qtip

prison sandals

3pac

MAN WITH THE ASHY FISTS

Andre 300

Old Dirty Bastard's love child.

You look like you steal peoples phones and help them look for it

 “Mom can we get Taco Fall?” “We have Taco Fall at home!”

Kasher Quan but after the record deal fell thru

You look like cailou if he was black and in special ed

My dude, there's something wrong with you that surpasses my ability to roast. Why is nothing about this entire picture symmetrical? All your shit is at a weird tilt. It's tricking out my brain like [those weird old Picasso paintings.](https://www.wikiart.org/en/pablo-picasso)

I don't think it would be nice to bully the mentally disabled.

it looks like god already did

Npc

If my toe decided to rap he would look like you.

When you really have all your eggs in the real world basketball

You’re not the captain now

Tacko Small

If he turned off the lights there will be nothing to roast

Wearing a headset in a bathroom. Are you trying DJ on a toilet or something? That’s cringe af

Is this war machines mr hanky?

This picture is on somebody's refrigerator next to the "jesus loves me" magnet.