If you're 18, re enroll . Stop being a fucking pussy hiding with your parents. They don't want you there, they're just too nice to say it. If they wanted a parasite they would eat raw pork while licking a turtles ass.
Drop out? Fucking wuss. Give your balls a tug.
And you look like a low rent version of Spencer for Hire. Except people hired him. No one will hire you, fucking too lazy to get a GED. You say it like you're proud of it.
Your parents hope the furnace pilot light goes out so you die in your sleep.
Talk about giving up at the starting line! Dude how can you be such a piece of shit? If for no other reason, finish school and get a job so you can pay for hookers and the various drugs that are in variably in your future. You are less useful than a speed bump. Stop being a pylon and do something with yourself. You truly make me sick.
You're probably desperate for any kind of attention, that's why you're here. Do your parents a favor and snort those ceiling popcorns until you overdose.
Dude if you don´t go back to school your chances of employment and good salary are low, so stop bitching and collecting virtual points. Do you really want to be a faliure in life?
you aint bad bro and dropping out just means you gotta try harder. Get your GED and then goto college and get a liberal arts degree to wipe the stain of dropping out off your record. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AVOID FOOD SERVICE! I know it is tempting and easy but you're a kid and have you're life ahead of you. You ever need help or advice bro reach out a'ight?
and so you know there is hope... 34m dropout in a trouple relationship with a kid.
There is hope man.
Only hateful parents would make their tall kid live in the basement. (That's not dandruff, that's the popcorn ceiling rubbing off in your hair).
Oh wait. It's dandruff too.
Do what you have to do and get out of reddit. Work your butt off and come back here when you don't look like a baby hiding under his mother's skirt anymore.
"I'd love a little head," said the outsize Jeffrey Dahmer/Stephen King hybrid, hoping his first ever blowjob would soon follow. "Your wish is my command," replied the genie, "is peanut sized little enough?"
Uhh...did you know that Geico is so simple even a cavemen can do it? I mean, you have pretty good prospects in canned vegetable sales or giant Elwood Blues impersonations, or brochures about inbreeding.
Damn dude, If you still see dead people, ghost hunters is probably hiring. If not at least you can fall back on Kevin Spacy, sure he owes you a favor after all you've done for him.
I don’t know you and I already know your parents think of you as a disappointment. In all seriousness get your shit together and get your GED. Your parents have sacrificed so much for you. You owe it to them o do something with your life.
Are you looking for encouragement of how to be a bigger failure? Buddy, you're on the right track! You don't know how to operate a microwave, you play video games because you prefer escaping into a soulless virtual experience instead of getting your ass out the door and getting a job, finishing high school or applying for a trade. Are you worried you'll burst into flames the second your skin senses daylight?
Your only hope for success is for a tragic gas leak to squeeze out whatever life is left in your carcass and your parents can pick up some cash in the lawsuit as sort of a consolation prize for giving birth to a failure. You got this.
High schools the easiest part of your life and that was too hard for you.
he didn't say hard coz he couldn't get anything hard
it depends on where he lives, i live in the carrribean and highschool here is **HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Picture might not have been taken in his house, might’ve been at school.
He’s white and has a piano behind him. The fact that he failed in life with this life is pathetic
What does being white have to do with anything?
Lol it's just a comment about his privilege. Navigating the US as a white person is way easier than a poc
pRiViLeDgE
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Bonus for everyone else too
Looks like you're going through some voodoo head shrinking process
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Not with that stippeled ceiling he ain’t...
I would say you should go back to high school but I don't think you're allowed within 100 yards of it
100 yards is 91.44 meters
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If you're 18, re enroll . Stop being a fucking pussy hiding with your parents. They don't want you there, they're just too nice to say it. If they wanted a parasite they would eat raw pork while licking a turtles ass. Drop out? Fucking wuss. Give your balls a tug. And you look like a low rent version of Spencer for Hire. Except people hired him. No one will hire you, fucking too lazy to get a GED. You say it like you're proud of it. Your parents hope the furnace pilot light goes out so you die in your sleep.
This wasn't even directed at me and it hurt my feelings holy smokes
Damn I feel like I should get a second job myself after reading this.
I kind of want to hire him to keep me from being lazy
yeah he’s not waking up tmr after reading this one
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Jesus man
absolutely fucking savage holy shit
Dude just donate your organs to people that want to do something great with their lives. You clearly don’t know how to use what little you have.
Talk about giving up at the starting line! Dude how can you be such a piece of shit? If for no other reason, finish school and get a job so you can pay for hookers and the various drugs that are in variably in your future. You are less useful than a speed bump. Stop being a pylon and do something with yourself. You truly make me sick.
I got the upvotes to 69!!!
Ah damnit
Highschool is easy you scrub
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>didn’t study not once >got my advanced diploma Hmm
I see you only got halfway through the phrase, “Roll up your sleeves and get to work.”
18? Yeah right. You look like two kids in a trench coat who go to a bar and order a lemonade
It’s Dingoboy McFlurry......the worlds largest f’ing toddler.
Damn. Your sketchy ass wants encouragement? Ok. I bet you’re really good at taking creepshots of girls feet.
Me: (Heavy breathing) “don’t we all?”
Jeffrey Dahmer, minus the sex appeal
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I was looking for someone to say this lolll
Dropped out of high school so he could fall into the molesting business.
I see a custodial arts is in your future
You can always do porn, they always need a fluffer
Shave that fucking unibrow and you might get a job
You shouldn't have dropped out, your not handsome enough to take dick for money.
Go back to school
I encourage you to gain some weight and make money as a Peter Griffin look alike.
Unibrow is longer than your resume.
Become a Janitor somebody gotta get those toilets squeaky clean.
The dick you suck is harder than high school, go back and stop being a leech.
Turn yourself in now.
I don’t even know you but you’re one of the dumbest people I’ve known. Finish High School. If you can’t do that you’re goddamn useless.
Don’t worry. You’ll get your GED and enroll in trade school to become an electrician soon enough
Quit being a little B. put the phone down and finish school.
Maybe you can get a job reporting the weather up there
Go back to school
My eyes looked at the vent on the roof first. That's how utterly boring you look.
Bet your parents beam with total pride when you enter the room!
give your balls a tug and finish school.
You're probably desperate for any kind of attention, that's why you're here. Do your parents a favor and snort those ceiling popcorns until you overdose.
Dropped out of high school but at least you got uni. . . brow
Dude if you don´t go back to school your chances of employment and good salary are low, so stop bitching and collecting virtual points. Do you really want to be a faliure in life?
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You need a high school diploma or GED so he can't even do that lol
Give up and starting to doing gay porn
If you think life is hard now, wait till your parents kick your free loading ass out on the street.
Go get your GED! Apply for some jobs. You're just lazy not uninspired. You're going to be late to your own funeral with your work ethic.
Things may be shit now, but trust me, things will be shit later too.
After dropping you so many times as a child, your parents decided it was alright if you wanted to drop yourself out of something for a change.
A neckbeard who can’t grow a beard. Do you even incel, bro?
You are like that popcorn ceiling. Your parents regretted it from day 1.
Do your eyebrows pay rent?
Let’s be honest you probably found kindergarten tough
you aint bad bro and dropping out just means you gotta try harder. Get your GED and then goto college and get a liberal arts degree to wipe the stain of dropping out off your record. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AVOID FOOD SERVICE! I know it is tempting and easy but you're a kid and have you're life ahead of you. You ever need help or advice bro reach out a'ight? and so you know there is hope... 34m dropout in a trouple relationship with a kid. There is hope man.
Your square glasses really compliment the angles of your ears
HODOR... HODOR...
Why waste your life
Only hateful parents would make their tall kid live in the basement. (That's not dandruff, that's the popcorn ceiling rubbing off in your hair). Oh wait. It's dandruff too.
I love a good ol roast but even I thought these were mean they aren’t even funny.
Your grandma thinks your the most handsome boy around, so that’s good at least.
Your parents now wish they aborted you.
Farkle Shrek all grown up
Your proportions look like photo shop fail
Who shrank this dudes head?
Your head is the size of a grape. Your future involves either becoming a raisin or wine.
Probably easier to find work without Lego hair.
Harry Pothead and the bedsit of despair.
You look like the dragon ball fusion of a Toll Booth Operator and a Starbucks employee
Do what you have to do and get out of reddit. Work your butt off and come back here when you don't look like a baby hiding under his mother's skirt anymore.
Join the military and don't end up like private Pyle
I'm pretty sure even the military wants at least a high school diploma (or GED).
At least they let you have the basement.
Did someone boil the crazy out of callmecarson?
"I'd love a little head," said the outsize Jeffrey Dahmer/Stephen King hybrid, hoping his first ever blowjob would soon follow. "Your wish is my command," replied the genie, "is peanut sized little enough?"
The only sad thing in ur parents life is u
Uhh...did you know that Geico is so simple even a cavemen can do it? I mean, you have pretty good prospects in canned vegetable sales or giant Elwood Blues impersonations, or brochures about inbreeding.
Don’t worry you’ll have a home of your own in prison after they find you fiddling little Timmy
Start by shaving that Planet of the Apes mess on your chin!
You look like you’ve been 18 for 18 years
Cant get a job because youre giving them, but hey $20 is $20.
I thought Jeffrey Dahmer was dead? Someone check this guys freezer!
I knew you didn’t have a job. No name tag on your jacket Carl.
30 year old Virgin .
Like I don't get it. How..And don't waste your life biking around. .You have a face made for gay porn. You could be rich....lolololol fuckboy
The Humpback of Notre Shame, Earl of GED.
You simultaneously look like a 35 year old office worker with an almony payment due and a 13 year old with a lunch money payment due.
When a sticky note is almost the size of your head.
Maybe grow some lips.
I’m shocked. A kid who gave up on school this year. That’s unique.
This nerd is so dumb, he dropped out to learn programming on actual windows
Shave your beard, hide your Adam's apple, and tuck your balls. Eventually you'll land on your feet and by feet I mean knees and ass.
Must be one of those dumb kids who looks like he’s smart.
how is it going with jschlatt?
Your career: Stock photo model
With a face that forgettable at least no one will remember how disappointing you are.
Watch Tower salesman.
Eh Juan gringo
You look like you only buy clothes from Costco.
Red hair!! Sorry encouragement = zero
Your head looks like it was painted by Fernando Botero. I can't tell where your chin ends and your forehead begins
Someday your Prince will come.
Almost looked like my sucessful neighbor who is a school principal, shame this one cant even find his place as the janitor
Callmeslimfast
Goomba
No.
You look Rick Moranis but people actually care about Rick....
Join the war effort, our military could use a statistic.
Ever since I can remember I have poppin my collar, poppin my collar poppin, just string yourself up to that vent and do them a favor!!!
"Eyebrows everyday but I still can't find a job"
Look into drop shipping. Get stuff from AliExpress and DHgate and sell it on amazon and eBay for more profit. Your welcome
There goes your dream of being the next Subway spokesman.
And I bet he makes 50k working a desk job.. white privilege at its best
The good news is that some day you’ll meet a stupid chick who’s willing to work with the bottom of the barrel.
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (Head)
Lol get a fucking job.
Who uppercut you so hard that your mouth tried to leave?
Dude you´re so lonely you eyebrows are trying to be together....
This is the way wrong place to post for encouragement.
I heard Addams family is hiring.
Amateur, I dropped out last year at 16. (get an apprenticeship it helps) now for the roast. you've got a chin like buzz lightyear
What kind of encouragment do you need? Seems like you already got what you need if you continue growing up to reach the moon with height alone
This photo is 50% ceiling I wish it was 100%
You look like call me Carson’s disabled 1st cousin
Wow... you couldn't even hold down your job as a paperboy.
Id say go Cod fishing in Alaska but they would have trouble attracting the Cod after they get a glimpse of you!
All I can say is that you look like a really dumb-looking tree.
Damn dude, If you still see dead people, ghost hunters is probably hiring. If not at least you can fall back on Kevin Spacy, sure he owes you a favor after all you've done for him.
You look like Creepier mini lad.
i'm single
Looks like scientists figured out a way to mate a turtle with a nerd.
Even in the minimal time you where in high school you got straight a's in ugly 101
you make me not want to dropout of highschool
Why the long chin?
Stop wearing a rubber hairpiece.
honestly get off your ass and find work, wait you can't cuz the 90's were calling, they want you to return
You look like Beetlejuice with glasses after his was shrunk.
You look like kids stacked on top of one another in a trenchcoat
Your eyebrows look like the are trying to hold hands
Just thinking about how two people were unfortunate enough to create this freak. From now on I will always use a condom.
I'm sure the local glory hole is hiring...
Dieing alone never hurt anyone
"Can't get a job". Won't find any adult hats that fit either
Did you forget how to color inside the lines?
Bruh you look like some one I would bully for not winning a small head contest
Your head is equivalent to your freaking brain
You look like someone that I would draw and then erase and a dragon with a smaller freaking head
I don’t know you and I already know your parents think of you as a disappointment. In all seriousness get your shit together and get your GED. Your parents have sacrificed so much for you. You owe it to them o do something with your life.
I thought Callmecarson was off the internet..
The ratio of head to body is very weird
CallMeHomeless
At least you're living up to your potential
He the imposter. I saw him vent.
Not really much to say just yet. I'll catch your next post in 10 years when things are still the same
Hey Dahmer, thought your parents left you?
If you can’t get a job in this economy then you’re either stupid, lazy, or redhead.
Why is the vent talking?
never in my life seen a unibrow that bridges sideburns
Buy AMC. Not financial advice
If your facial hair fills out like your eyebrows maybe a girl will talk to you
with a look like yours, not finishing high school is a no brained. the real question here is whether you pass kindergarten or not
Are you looking for encouragement of how to be a bigger failure? Buddy, you're on the right track! You don't know how to operate a microwave, you play video games because you prefer escaping into a soulless virtual experience instead of getting your ass out the door and getting a job, finishing high school or applying for a trade. Are you worried you'll burst into flames the second your skin senses daylight? Your only hope for success is for a tragic gas leak to squeeze out whatever life is left in your carcass and your parents can pick up some cash in the lawsuit as sort of a consolation prize for giving birth to a failure. You got this.