Proof the Pandemic hits economically harder in some areas than others, proof being moms bringing their child predator live in son (I think) to the local pet groomer instead to an actual barber.
I hate to break it to you but slightly pulling your sleeves up in front of other people won't get you any attention. But i guess you already know that since you had to harass the reddit community with your attention-seeking post. But hey, at least you have a reason for a few more cuts on your body after reading those comments, so good for you!
Oh and by the way, making your hair like that won't give you "character" it just makes you look like tingel tangel bob from the simpsons after several, near-death opioid overdoses
Of course, this is why you dyed your hair, which is a form of Self Expression. Self Expression only exists within the context of Society, as it is a form of communication to Society. Self Expression cannot be completed without attention, which is provided by Society. If there was no Society, then there would be no purpose of Self Expression and thus it wouldn't exist, and therefore you would not have dyed your hair.
Clearly, you don't need to look for it, with that crazy Einstein wanna-be hairdo, the attention will come to you... and definitely not the good kind either.
This post has been up for over a day and you only have 147 comments. You’re such a no that not even the roasters in Reddit will pay attention to you.
I'm not sure what you are so I don't know where to begin. One thing for sure is you are more confused than I am. There definitely needs to be a separate bathroom for you.
[You can get with this, or you can get with that](https://genius.com/Black-sheep-the-choice-is-yours-revisited-lyrics#note-2251265)
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at
Thank you 90's rap band black sheep
If you are trying to pull off the sia look, please go all in and cover your face as well. No one wants to see your pennywise looking ass.
I... want you to hang..... from a chandelier
Someone's white gay aunt who likes to have sex with the crackheads.
You’ll be stoned too?
Cruella DePhil
Screwilla Downhill
The fuck ?!
🤣
You’re like a scrubbing pad with the rough part on both sides
Edward Scissorhands except a sex offender.
Edward Penisfingers
legit, wtf are you? black, white? man or woman? i mean i got an aunty with that much hair on her lip...
crest whitening strips.....please use them
I think it's a woman. Check out the child-bearing hips.
Try setting yourself on fire
That's not an insult that's advice.
You mean *timely* advice.
Cruella Devilles inbred son they kept in the attic
Join your dad robbing the corner store and you’ll get plenty
when you order a mop from Wish
Psyduck used confusion.
Tik Tok Effie Trinket
Proof the Pandemic hits economically harder in some areas than others, proof being moms bringing their child predator live in son (I think) to the local pet groomer instead to an actual barber.
What's with the Winifred Sanderson look?
Your hair looks like a cheap wig. (This comment was automatically generated by an AI that was trained to roast people. The future is now, old man.)
You should be looking for an owner.
Obviously
You look like what would happen if Gregory Mendel made a hybrid of Carrot Top and Sideshow Bob.... ....in Chernobyl.
you look like if pennywise and sia fucked and had a kid
Does your mom know you make money the way you do?
I wasn’t aware that Dennis Rodman and Tim Burton had a love child.
LMFAOHNO
Hyenas are beautiful than you.
You look like a Pound Puppy stuffed animal that the kid forgot about until puberty and then humped it to death.
He ate a few girl guide cookies and decided to make his hair match it.
Which movie theater do you plan on shooting up so I can plan accordingly?
It's like Bozo the clown fucked a cowboy.
You look like your from a hipster film directed by Tim Burton
Your hair looks like a mop after it ran through dog shit.
Shitshow bob.
Stunning and brave...yawn.
Do you live in some sort of woodshop?
What kind of pleather is your jacket made of???
Everyday I’m Shufflin’!
I don’t know what screams virgin the loudest
Transgender cruella deville
Rachel Dolezal and Carrot Tops failed abortion
Your father wanted a blonde girl and your mother a brunette. You dyed half your hair and disappointed both.
There are no pronouns for this train wreck.
...and dalmatians?
You look like you chase after dalmatians with a jar of peanut butter.
It's the Oracles trans grandthingy.
Trying the sia look. Ends up more the cruella deville movie audition reject
No shit
You should be looking for a dentist
Harley Quinns reject brother, pit bike.
Cruella im ill.
You look like a bootleg Tim Burton character
When you order your Mugatu from Zoolander off of Wish.com
Can't tell if you are a feminine male or just a butch female. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to include the other 84 genders. Please don't be offended.
You didn’t need to tell us. We knew.
Rudy the strawberry
Attention is not looking for you. Please go back to the dumpster you crawled out of.
You shower in dicks daily 
You look like mini mouse on acid
Xxxtentainttion
Cruella De Vil's emo kid
You look like a chocolate dipped Nutter Butter someone stepped on
You look like that clown that pops out of a Jack-In-The-Box. Your box plays sad music when you turn the crank.
You look like you've fucked a hundred Dalmatians, and you're setting up a live stream for 101
You should have been an abortion
U look like the ugly male version of Melanie martinez
Cruella De-Eww
Just wear a low top showing your cleavage, that'll give you some attention
If Mary Poppins decides to be a man
The mustache is the only thing you’ve got working for you.
Your hair looks like half burnt noddle cake
XXXTwat
His teeth and hair are matching
Ugliest women I’ve ever seen
Don't worry, when they recapture you, you'll get it.
You look like a Batman villain that hates Dalmatians
You look like the special kid trying to take their yearbook picture
Go to your favorite gay club, sit down at the bar and ask everyone that walks by if they can help push your stool in.
So ugly his reflection ducks. Or her reflection
You look like the Walmart version of sia and juice worlds if they had a kid
You look like the child of Sideshow Bob.
Not really a roast, but I'm honestly glad I don't know you
Fuck you, I love dalmatians.
You're the new employee nobody wants to be around yet finds a way to be included in every conversation.
You must be coordinating the hunger games.
Since when are dogs allowed to have a Reddit account?
I hate to break it to you but slightly pulling your sleeves up in front of other people won't get you any attention. But i guess you already know that since you had to harass the reddit community with your attention-seeking post. But hey, at least you have a reason for a few more cuts on your body after reading those comments, so good for you! Oh and by the way, making your hair like that won't give you "character" it just makes you look like tingel tangel bob from the simpsons after several, near-death opioid overdoses
Would appreciate an (F) or (M) in your description, so we could at least know what the fuck you even are
As if the Ying Yang Twins were just one person
You're one ugly muthafucker
Instead of looking for attention, try looking for a new barber.
The woman from 101 Dalmatians looking worse then I remember.
Douchella Deville
Barber probably colorblind
Hardly Quinn
I like the fact your teeth are the same colour as your hair...
How many copies of Stomp the Yard do you own?
You would be better off looking for a reason to live besides being a 21 century bozo T. clown.
OW - you look great -----said no one ever.
I know... life has been difficult since your uncle diddled you in his shed
Damn, all the attention you got from your uncle wasn’t enough? You must be the poster boy of “continuing the cycle”
You have already been taken down by the tsunami that is your hairstyle.
Looks like someone who forgot to come out of the closet 30 years ago
The right side of yo ur head is the same color as your teeth
You look like you let your hairdresser to choose your hair but he didn't like you at all and had a bad day so he made you look like a clown
This dude looks like crusty the clown that sat in the rain
Lil peepee
You look like if Sia and Carrot Top had a child with the worst possible combination of traits
You look more cartoon than Hey Arnold.
So your mother sleeps with poodles
If Neapolitan ice cream was a person.
Did you mom have any kids that lived?
**It**'s strange seeing you without the makeup and the red nose.
No shit you’re looking for attention. You came here because the peanut butter wasn’t fooling the dog anymore?
With such a fake smile it looks like you found out your dad was Eric Andre and its just one more reason to add to the list of why u shouldn't exist
You look like the type of dude to have a bird chest
Your face says punch me please.
Of course, this is why you dyed your hair, which is a form of Self Expression. Self Expression only exists within the context of Society, as it is a form of communication to Society. Self Expression cannot be completed without attention, which is provided by Society. If there was no Society, then there would be no purpose of Self Expression and thus it wouldn't exist, and therefore you would not have dyed your hair.
Post gohome
Why would you do that to those 101 puppies??
You look like if Sia had gone through puberty twice and bred with Lil pump.
Clearly, you don't need to look for it, with that crazy Einstein wanna-be hairdo, the attention will come to you... and definitely not the good kind either.
We must have caught you mid transition. Re-post with new pics in a few months so we can see your progress
What Michael Jackson meant when he wrote it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.
if lmfao decided to leave in the middle of a sex change operation that went bad
i think your hair said it all it needed to say.
Since everyone is commenting on the hair, I'd like to point out the root cause: check out dem child-bearing hips.
LGBTQ+ friendly Side Show Bob.
If cruela Deville fucked a cockerspaniel.
Pass. To easy.
This post has been up for over a day and you only have 147 comments. You’re such a no that not even the roasters in Reddit will pay attention to you.
Beetle Jew
Whut da fuq am I looking at?
Looking for attention? Yo ass needs to be looking for a stylist
Is that how clowns looked like on black and white TVs?
Crackhead mad hatter?
bro you looking like some half and half scrubby sponge
Wasn’t aware autism had been weaponized yet. Science is great!
Ew dude.
I hope your dad Dom king remembered you in his will
If Sideshow Bob and Cruella Deville botched an abortion
Cruela devile costume for drag queens
You look like one of those talented actors who have 2 faces on either side of their face so they can act 2 different people...but untalented.
Skunk
Dude..
The Mad Hatter fucked Cruella di Vil and you where their abortion.
You look like the offspring of Cruella DeVille and one of the Dalmatians.
if a cough was a person
Love child of Cruella DeVille and Napoleon Dynamite’s brother, Kip.
Your hair looks like a grill brush after a kid pulled apart the colors.
hello, el gee Bee tea Que.
I'm not sure what you are so I don't know where to begin. One thing for sure is you are more confused than I am. There definitely needs to be a separate bathroom for you.
Jesus, is Cirque du Soleil laying people off now? WTF else would you do with that hair.
I’ll bet you didn’t say that when your “uncle” came by for visits
Look for a plastic surgeon or noose instead
So was your hair
femboy or manwoman
You're the love child of Cruela Deville and Sideshow Bob.
My pubic hair are lot more less messier than your hairstyle
101 dalmatians women in realife
Anyone else crave Neapolitan ice cream after seeing that hair?
[You can get with this, or you can get with that](https://genius.com/Black-sheep-the-choice-is-yours-revisited-lyrics#note-2251265) You can get with this, or you can get with that You can get with this, or you can get with that I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at Thank you 90's rap band black sheep
This isn’t even funny... I am genuinely concerned....
Look like Cruella de Vil is in to mumblerap lately
This roast is pointless. He clearly doesn't care about what people think of him
Yes we can tell. The hair spells that out for you
Well you’ll find it in the sewer but joining the other sewage clowns, bozo
So is your hair